I was on the ferry to Ireland and had a few Guinesses too many (purely to get in the way of this and that) and ended up hurling all over this sleeping bloke in a deckchair. He woke up all mad with the stink and that and I said to him "Bet you feel better for getting that lot out huh?"
@AngelineCoro shat is the british word for shit. he threw up all over himself and blamed it on another and said that he gave him 20 pounds. his wife asked why he has two twenty pound notes and he said it was from a guy who shit in his pants.
@SquareRo0o0t No, I do get the joke. I'm British, born and raised so understanding it wasn't difficult at all. I just don't think the joke was funny at all. But that's just my opinion, of course.
If you don't understand what he's saying then, considering he was a very well-spoken Englishman, you obviously don't understand English. If you do understand what he's saying but don't get the joke, you should not be operating a computer unsupervised. If you do understand the joke, but don't find it funny, what's it like being dead from the neck up?!
@lMagina1 I'd like to respond to you but ehh.. I uninstalled the internet. No seriously, I just made (3 months ago) a joke about Beiber I personally like(d), and for that I should be fucked? I don't agree. Have a nice day though.
-Greetz from Russia, Turkey, the Netherlands and from me :)
Who's the peeping Tom in back of him
WayneStandsUp 1 week ago
basically, the catch is that the other one is from the guy who shat in his pants.
saygoodnightmanuel 2 months ago
So fucking funny! Was surprised
SyonaraSenorita 2 months ago
Is there an English translation of this joke? I'd like to hear it.
blx444 3 months ago
@blx444 what? he is english?!
AlgrimBlack 2 months ago
Could someone please write it down? I didn't hear so well :(
LittleClarirra 4 months ago
I was on the ferry to Ireland and had a few Guinesses too many (purely to get in the way of this and that) and ended up hurling all over this sleeping bloke in a deckchair. He woke up all mad with the stink and that and I said to him "Bet you feel better for getting that lot out huh?"
Rikk303 6 months ago
Great one.....gonna use it.
anvilcustoms 7 months ago
Brilliant............
Spazza40 8 months ago
genuis!!!
basketballdude138 9 months ago
HAHAHAHA EPIC!!!
TheBobbyLean 9 months ago
I dont get it :\
kurogane2x 9 months ago
i dont get it?
AngelineCoro 9 months ago
@AngelineCoro shat is the british word for shit. he threw up all over himself and blamed it on another and said that he gave him 20 pounds. his wife asked why he has two twenty pound notes and he said it was from a guy who shit in his pants.
wiseguy1108 9 months ago
@wiseguy1108
its not the british word for shit.
its the word used when somone has had a shit.
22may95 8 months ago
I get it but that's about as funny as his beard.
robmoto117 10 months ago
@robmoto117
No you don't, sorry
SquareRo0o0t 9 months ago
@SquareRo0o0t No, I do get the joke. I'm British, born and raised so understanding it wasn't difficult at all. I just don't think the joke was funny at all. But that's just my opinion, of course.
robmoto117 9 months ago
it's amazing to see how many people don't "get it"
ushireborn 10 months ago
0:46 is probably the only bit i think is funny
andyscotger 10 months ago
now that's funny.
philbio66 10 months ago
If you don't understand what he's saying then, considering he was a very well-spoken Englishman, you obviously don't understand English. If you do understand what he's saying but don't get the joke, you should not be operating a computer unsupervised. If you do understand the joke, but don't find it funny, what's it like being dead from the neck up?!
Kezza1919 10 months ago 2
@Kezza1919
so if i don't think fart/defecation jokes are funny I am stupid? that is interesting logic.
rflooker 7 months ago
@rflooker baby boy cracked up when he farted at 3 months old
Rikk303 6 months ago
I was thinking about laughing....but i clicked on another video that would take my mind off this one...Yawn
thedrutuber 11 months ago
LIKE THIS IF YOU COULDNT UNDERSTAND HIM.
thedrutuber 11 months ago 6
hahaa funnyy..............wait what happend??
NatalieBaby97 11 months ago
@NatalieBaby97 you're stupid if you didn't get the joke
dstahlnecker1 10 months ago
im asian and i didnt get it. :(
MRmaximixam 1 year ago
@MRmaximixam Nothing to do with you being asian.. you just stupid me thinks
honeymonster147 11 months ago
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@honeymonster147 hey stupid fuckface english not my mother language, so hard for me to understand the joke you shitface. .
MRmaximixam 11 months ago
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MRmaximixam 11 months ago
hehe, i thought that was kinda funny lol :)
xxAnnaxxhorsesxx 1 year ago
i think i better uninstall the internet
GemyLou92 1 year ago
ohhh, I get it. hahahaha.
DaveBlackism 1 year ago
no problem understanding it, it's just a terrible joke.
TheOneTrueKit 1 year ago
effin british accents
karaman111 1 year ago
@karaman111 ummm okay?? what were you expecting??
chaz9123 1 year ago
lalalalalalalalalalal that was funny
sirspawnalot 1 year ago
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CDoomer 1 year ago
lol hHAHAHAHAHAHAH
tashaun78 1 year ago
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3 guys are in a cafe
one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!
last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!
MisterTimeWarper 1 year ago 3
@MisterTimeWarper fuck you and your overused beiber jokes
lMagina1 11 months ago
@lMagina1 I'd like to respond to you but ehh.. I uninstalled the internet. No seriously, I just made (3 months ago) a joke about Beiber I personally like(d), and for that I should be fucked? I don't agree. Have a nice day though.
-Greetz from Russia, Turkey, the Netherlands and from me :)
MisterTimeWarper 11 months ago
I didn't understand 1 word he said
Vincentiusify 1 year ago
@Vincentiusify Do you speak english?
Fubs 1 year ago
@Vincentiusify - well, that's your loss mate.
ghancox 1 year ago
If you don't get it, uninstall the internet.
gameboy772 1 year ago 33
@gameboy772 guess my internet fucked up then :)
JJ779842 10 months ago
HAHAHAHAAAAA
AlanaViau 1 year ago
One of the best jokes I've ever heard!
eimajecnerwal 1 year ago
lmao
YoutubingForSuccess 1 year ago
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the other one is from the man who`s shitted in my pants
Estebanfuturo 1 year ago
i dont get it
Unluckey1337 1 year ago
This was in elis jokes.
puppett11 1 year ago 11
@puppett11 eli from left 4 dead?
PS3xMedia 9 months ago
@PS3xMedia
That was ellis you life-owning-no-life.
puppett11 9 months ago
@puppett11 i know i spelt it wrong u dipshit, i was asking did u mean elis from left 4 dead?
but ur too much of a cock to answer, so u obviously have no friends
PS3xMedia 9 months ago
@PS3xMedia
Fucking retard.
Calling people dipshit but you obviously know that you are a fucking moron by yourself too.
"Life owning no life" Think it for a minute you asshole.
puppett11 9 months ago
@puppett11 WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT
PS3xMedia 9 months ago
@PS3xMedia
About you owning no life but you still have a life!
puppett11 9 months ago
@puppett11 hmmmmmm u make bare sense lol
PS3xMedia 9 months ago
@PS3xMedia
I make sense , you're just too stupid to understand it.
puppett11 8 months ago
@puppett11 am i now?
hard on the internet, no friends in real life
PS3xMedia 8 months ago
hahahaha ahh I retold it and ruined it
collegeeasternwoo 1 year ago
i dont get it...
mrzack888 1 year ago
haha
ShEePOwTeR 1 year ago
some people don't know what 'shat' means!!
ClinicallyObeseMule 1 year ago
ROFL!
Seaoftea 1 year ago
Well done old chap made me laugh me socks off
billymay11 1 year ago
@billymay11 its not irish you diptwat
777ranches1 1 year ago
Made me chuckle like Santa.
TheSukhberSingh 1 year ago
one of my favorites !
frenchbullfrog 1 year ago
ha....ha....ha....
creighton1nation 1 year ago
love that Irish brogue.. it's the best language accent God made :)
hilarious.
utubin67 1 year ago
wait i dont get it
Mercury888 1 year ago
@Mercury888
really? its not complicated or and inside joke...
OrigSilverTorch 1 year ago
hahaha not funny :(
Voltius 1 year ago
Nice - thanks reddit
jaw762 1 year ago
The other 20 pound note is for what? Something in his pants? I can't understand what he says...
furrfilled 1 year ago
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@furrfilled someone shat in his pants lol
billshots 1 year ago
@billshots haha yeah thanks for not ruining the joke or anything buddy
Mulatteaux 1 year ago
@furrfilled "shat", as in to shit. poo. feaces
sacky85 1 year ago
Fantastic. Got here by way of Reddit.
senatorkneehi 1 year ago
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lol how many of you viewers found this video thanks to Reddit?
EvanHershey 1 year ago 51
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blunckhouse 1 year ago
@EvanHershey "hi reddit" fuck you
beerhands 1 year ago
I was about to post it on reddit when I saw your comment. I suppose I wont now :p
theimben 1 year ago
That was hilarious.
Monso 1 year ago
Hahahaha. Awesome.
AnarchyBefallUs 1 year ago
Beautiful.
TheBitterWeed 1 year ago
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajaajajjaj que bueno
Estebanfuturo 1 year ago
CLASSIC!
jakamneziak 2 years ago
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
brooksdanielgary 2 years ago