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  • I'm beginning to think this isn't a troll...She/it has a tattoo almost covering what looks like a forearm.

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  • yall are fucked up. i feel bad for her..

  • is that a girl or a boy?

  • Hes getting breathless from all the talking...fat does cant even talk without panthibg :/

  • its up in the front seat so she can have a little snack while shes driving around in the oscar meyer weiner mobile

  • I think I saw a little camel toe o.o.......

  • that thing will preserve your virginity dont worry...

  • I think he/she is out of breath just talking

  • Look who is calling me fat

  • I'm going to hope out of my (van).

    

  • lmao haha he is so funny he think he is all that lol xD i will best t\him down xD

    

  • @awsomezach14awsome it's actually a girl

  • wasn't she in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? the mom?

  • Tip to beat the guy over punch him and talk a walk then after about a metre and hes tired punch him again hur hur hur :)

  • ....That's a woman? Sure fooled me...

  • i wold love to go to her house with a kukri and chop her skull in half wen she was trying to get to that rusted pece of metal ...... sadly im norwegian

  • There is no way i can stand up to her fat quan do

  • "Ugh I wish I had something to hit"...Well a good start would probably be your nearest fitness center.

  • not funny put the whale back in the ocean....when did whales learn jujitsu

  • I bet she could fit 15 mcdoubles in her mouth at once

  • "Yeah you fuckin' fatass motherfucker" LOLLLLLLLLLL

  • all I heard was 'fuck' and she is such a hypocrite! she prlly weights like 500 pounds

  • Ya y d ont you and yo fuckin fat ass come up swansboro nc. So I can beat yo ass fuckin wannabe gangsta. Ill get my blood home. Boys to pop you

  • Obvious dyke is obvious.

  • i was fuckin laughing this whole video, this dumbass is gotta be trollin

  • o my god just try it ill lay ur wight trash gangster wannabe down fag!

  • Do you know gaspar and ur fat muthafucka kiss my ass so what

  • yea w/e, try those moves on Stealth Ninja Kittay and see how tough u are! whoohaa

  • Shes too fat to even swing that pipe hard enough to hurt you

  • Great kicks. Scary.

  • NWO needs to exterminate this poor dike-beaver race

  • Also, I laughed when you said "hop out of the van". Teen bucks says the van tries to get out from under you instead.

  • Knowing martial arts (if that's what you wanna call it) is useless if you cant even hit them you're to slow, the camera had a better chance at winning a fight than you do. You can be as proud as you want that your short, it just makes it easier to pivot and nail you in the head.

  • lol

  • she calls you a fat ass. -.-' lol

  • don'tb you mean blubber block

  • Get back in your moms van. And go away

  • First of all, I thought she was a dude... Second, she was out of breath, while out of breath... And a deaf, dumb and blind quradrapaligic could hit her easily...

  • She used the 2-ton jack to get out of bed this morning and the handle broke off

  • Wait that was a girl.........holy hotpocket gobling shit fucking nipples of posieden

  • O really, well i can get a gun and shoot you! But you'd have to hit me first because of self-defense.

  • Hahahaha. Fat ass.. telling people to quit running their mouths thru the web like she is?? Dumb ass... Mother Fucker. Hahaha. Get a clue you fat bitch, no guy is ever goin to want to get stuck between your jelly rolls.

  • Let me get that pussy gurl.

  • if we are 600 pound what are she?

  • Typical american! Aint no hope for the youth, no hope for the future!

  • she is A LOT of troll bate!!

  • Where's the rest of the 2 ton jjack? Did ur fat ass eat it when u were lifting urself out of ur car

  • Honestly the time it takes for this lard ass to pick up the pipe and rev the donut machine that will lift this kids arm up I will already have knocked this thing out hahs

  • @TylerC4x93 bro u couldnt nock anyone out lol

  • sir calm down...oh sorry Ma'am

  • i did not know she was a girl till 1:58 when she said 'she'..

  • fat ass bitch

  • @vebgra taikwondo is for pussiies

  • Ok you call a lawyer a 600 pound mother fucker when your no better yourself. You know what, lay off the fucking twinkies and I'll burn you in a fucking easy bake oven with your tiny testies. So fick you and have a nice day.

  • This greatly exemplifies what a world of warcraft player is in real life.

  • You shouldnt call other ppl fat...

  • this person is mad about people on the internet, so she complains on the internet. wtf?

  • This is hilarious lmao!!!! Matesvlogs  sent me here

  • i have black belt in takewondo. i can tear off your windpipe with my bare hands. only if i get trough the fat though.

  • i faced you while watchin this, biatch

  • Thought this was the NUMA NUMA video. Darn dissapointed.

  • guy or girl???

  • if i were to try to describe what this persons character would be in wow.......id probably say a fat white trash ogre on drugs who thinks it can do jujitsu.....hmmm never thought id say that...

  • tits or gtfo!

  • Even Joe's 4 STR 4 STA Forest Leather Belt couldnt contain her

  • is this a guy or girl?

  • Wait this is a girl? I am so confused.

  • What a fat ass now I know why she got kicked because someone saw her picture and ........

  • is this Dark Becky??

  • bring lots of cheeseburgers?

  • Her stomach might eat me if I punch her

  • It's Peter Griffin from family guys, Twin sister from the hood lmao

  • I'm scared :o

  • "Come at me you fat ass i don't care if you're a lawyer" wait what?????????????

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH...im sry i just cant stop laughing.....

  • To many video games

    Ill drop his ass at 1000 yards with a 5.56

    Ninjitsu, pfft. Dosnt look like much of a ninja

  • Fat wee fucker couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag..Looks like a girl to.This thing has no chance at life its so sad :(

  • shes a 500-5000 pounder haha ? and wtf if seriously want to find her call FAT and then watch her kill me with her awesome skills of jiujutsu ... She got some serious problem i think she needs help . no i know she needs help ....

  • you cant breathe period

  • Looks like we got a badass over here O.O

  • her block is literally putting her hand in the air

  • look a fat 500000 600000 pound mother fucker is calling us fat

  • until u hop out of the van ( or just fall out eating a mac) i will be gone u fat dick head. (s)he is a big fat motherfucker

  • She needs the jack to move her around lol

  • That's a girl...?

  • that's really her dildo, not a tire jack

  • one day you will all be arrested for internet harrassment after this bitch finds a rope strong enough to hang herself with from your awful comments

  • She was exhausted.

  • FIT!!!

  • only in america........

  • is this a dude or a girl?

  • Does she used the jack to help her up when she falls over lol XD

  • @randomguys90 no it wuld break

  • did you know how manny times you called other people fat look at you try dealteing gthis account while ur at it ..... dip shit

  • no young grass hopper u are no gangsta u are are nothing. ha ha

  • somebody got problems....

  • You can't catch me I'm Waldo!!!

  • can i squeeze ur boobs;)

  • nice Green screen/sound effects of birds.

    go out side ...

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  • Or was it a guy. So confused.

  • Lol i would run around and wait til the bitch falls on the ground, then kick her ass XD

  • He is out of breath just talking!

  • who are you to call me a 500 pound mother fucker?

  • Thought it a boy, bought to say, MAN TITS

  • This bitch thinks shes tough getting off o WoW saying I workout WOO! Not obv... nerds stop acting tough and get into the rl world and GET TOUGH

  • Haha to much Grand theft auto and pizza haha

  • Y is she talking about weight she it prob bigger yah she can go down but can she get back up u might need the 2ton jack 4thar

  • look whos talking about being 300-400 pounds

  • lol look at that fatass mother fucker

  • intimidation fail!

  • ninjitsu?? more like pork chop :P dam brah u think you are so cool out there have u even seen yourself?!?!? god dam girl go on a diet

  • she says she can go 2 the ground but can she get back up? i think not

  • I bet this bitch has a fucken chode.Bitch u ugly and fat too so suck my left nut cause my right is for my pretty bitches.

  • anyone will fight u will get killed with the fattness

  • don't talk about ur self and don't talk to the camera miss butt fuck

  • i used to watch this all the time when i was 10 i thought it was so fucking epic

  • look snorlax, if ninjitsu is jiu jitsu they arent even fucking real moves and if you want to do something then go to the gym and get rid of the fucking cake. you threaten with kicks but seriously? you cant get it fucking higher than your thigh. also, those threats mean nothing because by the time you hop out of the van i'll have been dead for the last century. peace off

  • he sounded very winded the whole video think he should slow done on the twinkies

    

  • Oh Look....She's a Juggalo

  • "I bet you cant breathe outside of your office" Bitch your struggling to breathe! :L

  • By the time you "hope out of the van" I will have already died from natural causes.

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  • Lol you would die from exhaustion trying

  • You wanna hit something? Why dont you hit the gym.....

  • I wished, I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 Thumbs-Down!

  • She!?

  • snorlax?

    

  • you say that someone can't breath?! seriously! bitch please!

  • POWERNIJA GAaaRL!

  • You're getting winded talking smack you fat fuck.

  • sign up for a gym and get a fucken life fatty :D

  • Press 5 xD

  • lmfao. Nice kick. I think I saw a sausage fall out of your pants.

  • If im at your macdonalds than i ask for the fat kid and order some pain -_- bet (s)he's going to do nothing

  • Is this person a guy or a chick?

  • LMFAOOOOO. How the fuck is she calling anybodyy FAT??

  • I thought you were a pre-puberty lad LOL. Fat cunt, think your bad, when to be fair I dont care because you will die of heart disease and guess what nobody will miss your fat ass consuming the worlds resources.

  • I'm laughing my ass off right now

  • ............................th­at's a girl.. ..?

  • Not surprised she has a van fukkin white trash 1. you look like snorlax 2. you problably cant catch a person that stands still 3. take the bandana of you wanna be fatass black

  • Slap this bitch with a big mac

  • @volkscom rofl

  • Sweetie, you weigh about 600-700 pounds. We can all see you. I weigh about 140. You could EAT me. Good Lord, and you're calling me 500 600 pounds? I don't think so. Wash yourself and lose weight. Also, stop swearing..yeesh

  • She could actually do more damage to you than any gangster, by sitting on you -.-

  • u need to wear a bra mate...

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  • Yeah , i'm will  bullied you ?

    You like : SO yeah fuck with me?

    You're motherfucking fatass , DID SOMEBODY SEE WHEN IT WAS ON : 1:34

  • when you "mature" and your nuts/labia drop(s) you will look back on this and cringe just as 83 thousand people have so far.

    also...THE GAME.

  • I'd love to get in a fight with fatty here.I'd just stay 1 m ahead of her at all time.She'd die from a heartattack.It's funny cuz it's true!

  • 1:57 She said "she just leave her account" !!!!! OH SHIT! MIND FUCK!

  • THAT'S A GIRL!

  • Hahaha shut up you fat lesbian.

  • hahahhaha

    

  • If you stabbed yourself with that i bet you would leak gravy....

  • Jesus christ porky PUT DOWN THE FORK.

  • IS THIS FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!

  • YOU CAN'T CATCH ME I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MaggotMan06 shed be determined to catch u she wont ever stop if she even smells the gingerbread she will run faster than any fat person in the world

  • I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!

  • Your fat ass can get low but the it can't get back up without a fork lift and thats a pretty big house or I mean mobile home you pussy fuck

  • Haha im 14 and i aint scared for that fastfood fat ass

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    he was scared to hit himself xD

  • shut up an eat a cupcake....

  • her name is robert paulson

  • shel take all you cunts bahh

  • Lol, "I can get low to the ground and you can't hit me" you would have to be blind to miss a target that fucking big

  • She is a pussy she uses a weapon not her hands that a pussy move and she insults people saying that we a 500 pounds but she can talk look at her

  • put cc on, go to 2:40 "i can get loaded browned" oh im sure you can

  • only if u can catch me fatty .....Problem?

  • Lol put CC on.

  • Sweet chick < 3

  • he was breathing heavily already after saying a few sentences :D

  • wow those were some sweet moves im suprised u took time off from the buffet 2 learn them.