Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show 11/15/08 Part 1

[MatthiasAletharch]

When watching this last ever episode from 2008, just remember, David Liebe Hart first started the show in 1988. It takes an amazing kind of genius to keep working at something, with complete creative control, for *20 years*, and still to be this staggeringly bad at it.

[hamgreen]

5:30 Oh, there's going to be a doggy puppet? How can this be anything other than cute and harmless?

5:40 OMG KILL IT SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE SEND IT BACK TO HELL

[earthrose93]

Doug sounds like elvis when he sings. XD

[earthrose93]

i thought this was from the 60s because everyone looks like hippies and it has that 1960s like theme to it.

[earthrose93]

this is the most trippiest christian show ever.

[eajoseph217]

The dummy/head guy sounds like Sam Kinnison...

[1976TRASHMAN]

A bunch of hippies say stay off drugs, they should tell that to the cast and the bloke who dose the FX rig.

[joshg123]

This is hilarious. It must be irony. It MUST be!!!

[BarryDennen12]

This was awful.

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

This is hilariously bad.

[SmartStr33t]

why do people with no rhythm insist on playing tambourines so loudly?

[sonicscreamingblue]

how many verses are there? oh my stars o.O

[sonicscreamingblue]

what did i just listen to at 1:52? o.O

[Tawny236]

watch?v=yZ8k6fVe25k

[dkparamore1]

Is it racist?

[edpeterson1]

Say no to drugs? But then why film a show this way?

[ObsessionOctopus]

I think I have seen Satan himself.

I will never be the same.

[MangoZapp]

That relatively normal bloke with no reason to be there looks as bemused as I was... like an electrician who's got work to do in the studio and has been told to sit there and join in till they're done... "Thought the boss had a funny grin on his face when he sent me to this job..." Altogether nightmarish.

[JMetalify]

" You don't know what you get into sometimes"

Truer words have never been spoken.

[RRRRRR618]

Pablo sure is looking at Doug funny...

[ilikecryptozoology]

ship the black boy this is a racism nightmare

[minique66]

Gehhh my kids think I am embarrassing.... one of these poor kids had their Mum up the back in a red dress beating a tamborine! It is MY kids who are blessed :)

[dunbar9finger]

Ow ow owwww my ears... those chiimes... ouch ouch ouch.

[dunbar9finger]

I'm pretty sure even the most amateur video techie knows you need to make sure nobody's clothing is the same color the background if you're going to play around with a green screen effect. I know David Leibe Hart is comically insane, but Is anyone else connected to this show even minimally competent?

[NoekieB]

Listen to 3:26 I'm sure he says:

"You wanna TOUCH kids to stay in school and say no to drugs."

:|

[SandwichCult]

It just proves it, the Americans are truly the masters of horror television. This show will haunt my nightmares forever.

[lolliplop422]

visuals are ace

[SirPogington]

Oh dear GOD that HIGH FREQUENCY all the way through Dug's song! Dug is a dog how is he not bothered by that?

[ninjamaster97]

What is with the random stock backdrops?! Its driving me fucking crazy!

[ReveeCreative]

I figured it out, finally! The show must have been meant as a *substitute* to LSD and Ketamine! I mean, it works! :)

[pendulousphallus]

What do I do now?

[noisydope]

it would sound SOOOO much better without that tambourine bitch....FUCK shes loud lol

other than that it sounds great.

[hamgreen]

Bitch with the tambourine STFU!!!!!

[foxyfaefife]

This programme is utterly revolting both visually and aurally. I bet the puppets smell pretty awful too.

[handmiadenofgod]

@foxyfaefife I know, haha. I always watch these public access shows because they blow my mind with their unbelievable bizarreness.

[BVargas78]

Honestly this insanity is not right, the intentions are good but it's just fucked up

[lightfunk]

The bells during Doug the Dog's song are intense.

[CaptChrisT]

I didn't remember taking acid!!!!1!!!

[davidatheist]

Doug the dog talk about himself in the 3rd person other than that the show makes complete sense.

[davidatheist]

Stay away from drugs or you might end up on a show like this married to one of Davids Puppets.

[no1sjester]

So this is what acid is like.

[YoshiTheBlue]

The backround is more interesting than the actual show. Hell, paint drying is more interesting than this show.

[hugegadjit]

Notice the Jesus And Mary Chain drums!

[LTBL88]

@hugegadjit yea the drums are awesome

[coolspindrift]

....and now boys and girls, we're going to learn about banning civil rights to certain...ah......groups of people...they have to (spell aloud with me) ..r-e-p-e-n-t and learn to live a lie......Yeah...so AWESOME!

[ArtfulDawdger]

is the one with john kilduff up anywhere?

[LtZerge]

Despite the anti-drug message the show has, it is the most drug. The Father in one of the episodes said "any outside source that physically harms your brain is bad. It's drugs"

this is ****ing drugs.

[no1sjester]

No, this is better than drugs.

[HoneyNVinegar]

The woman assaulting the tambourine... is she one of the band member's mom? And the lifeless corpse sitting behind the band, lmao!

[tatelabianca]

LOL! yeah, the lifeless corpse...I mean why even include that one? this gets better(?) every time I watch it. all the "musicians" are just stoned, and then their mom is all coked out and raping the tambourine. BTW Veronica, your vids are crazy too. :) funny stuff.

[HoneyNVinegar]

Hah, thanks! Fun stuff is gooood, this crap included. It really puts things in perspective; if ever you think you're losing your sanity, watching this will let you breathe easier and say, "At least I wasn't involved in THIS." LOL!

[tatelabianca]

so awesome. all those stoners sayin to say no, etc...hilarious. look at jerry garcia jr. on bottom left...he's so high, he's tryin not to laugh at this insanity. somehow i'm now high from watching this epic beast.

[HoneyNVinegar]

LOL! He can't keep the slightest of straight faces saying "Say no to drugs". Surprised he didn't explode into a ball of fire, right then and there.

[MandaloretheYoung]

You gotta wonder sometimes if this show wasn't some elaborate joke.

[rudiniification]

The Book of Barry from the lost books of the hoy bible?? The book of BARRY???

[TheConciseStatement]

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe covered this immaculately.

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[whikless]

He sounds awful. REALLY, REALLY awful

[okashi79]

Gotta love that tambourine!

[FreakyUnicorn]

Ok. This is...creepy.

[Annausagi2]

This was LAST YEAR??

Looks like it was made at least 30 years ago. o_O

I'm scared...

[Annausagi2]

EDIT:

What the hell is going on in the background? Feels like I'm trippin'... and these people wants us to say "NO" to drugs?

- "Uh, kids, stay in school."

- "Praise the lord!"

- "And stay away from drugs..."

- "Praise the lord!"

- "Your relationship with God is the most important thing."

- "Praise the lord!"

What's going on?! D;

[BoyofmanyNames]

Nothing makes sense anymmoorrreeee...

*Facedesks repeatadly*

Make the bad men go awaaayyy...

[tatelabianca]

nothing makes sense anymore....lol!

[skprod]

It's strange to see actually talented musicians on the show.

[666DownwithJesus666]

Lol, at fucking francine dancer and the guy doing nothing in the back.

[kkoolguy69]

so horribly wrong

[jsberlin1]

You are all correct, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. It makes me wish I still did drugs

[curlywurly91x]

lol i saw this on charlie brooker's screenwipe yesterday. this is the single most wierdest thing i have ever seen!

[rorrt]

first aired in 88, am i the only person that thinks this is just abit weird, in the UK we have public broadcasts, but they have a certain production standard.

[glensonville]

This is the first time i've seen them actually use chords when playing their guitars. Usually they just play anything like a little kid who has found a guitar. Still sounds apocalyptically bad though...

[thursoallan]

This might just be the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[teddysands96]

lol you can hear the guys in the band laughing through half of show

[nickolearius]

this was made this year!!!!!

bloody hell!!

[ckolonko]

In everyone of these you can see the guy who 'operates' the puppet. How shit.

[JUSTJUICE76]

What the fook, and kids watch this?

[TabiCB]

Doug the Dog's singing voice sounds like Richard Cheese.

[QUlNTESSENCE]

I love it!

[thespermdonor]

The Strange New Skin? I'm so looking them up!

[DrZoo22]

Actually, the band doesn't officially exist, but this is a song by solo act Tristan Green (the singer). Check him out on MySpace. He's great!

[funkymar11]

I told you not to vote for Bop Bop Perano. He has seized power and removed your Christian show. You will surely suffer for 4 years.

[goggalicious]

woooooo!