Day[9] Daily #284 - Funday Monday: Count to Three

[timpa1997]

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[timpa1997]

grrr im from sweden and we call elementery school middle stage directly translated its more awsome in swedish thumbs up so some dude could see!!! :)

[Angxrosa]

Can I fuc k u?

[Disruptor1990]

why the f*ck does he chose the mothership when the DTs are even cloaked without it?! :D dumbass

[tombola1990]

this video proofs that it doesn't matter what units terran uses they always win :D

all hail the magic yellow SCV

[CaptainBakaSama]

"We never do anything vulgar"

Oh really? Shall I remind you of your Bear-semen?

[xXjesperoXx]

reaper-medivac-viking... just sayin'...

[slauge]

46:20 "This is like being on the eastern front with the russians just swarming in non-stop"

Meaning you fight on the side of the Axis ;)

[FancyMrPants]

Can i f*ck u?

[TheJceProductions]

So day9 has smelt a homeless mans penis interesting.

[Wargargble]

reapers hellions and banshees ? flarestar could say mutalisks,mutalisks and mutalisks

[Wargargble]

u forgot about LONE STAR

[Wargargble]

gravitythree getting +1 at 24 min mark lol badgame

[shirleyyong1]

He said can i fuc k u?

[F3nCERX]

wow king of the dames is so bad at SC2

[sbrown480]

damm 85 degrees thats hard shit

[CsquidyC]

3 units that I would of done: Larvae, Drones and Queens. Too bad I'm too late. :(

[freezewindow1]

spent 3 hours figuring out what lucifer actually said

[fatBrookLyn987]

haha 13:56 Hellion driver hits a Reaper with his truck "Hey! Imma stick a D-8 Charge to yo ass!"

[drizzt7dourden7]

ähhh one question.

why did the dancing queen guy used queens as a unit??

day 9 saied that queens doesn´t count!!!

[TheYegie]

He said can I fck you just fyi oh and btw I got the pause on time the first time

[hotshot3434]

"i don't care if i smell like a homeless man's penis!" - Day[9]

[SirRancealot]

38:11 Archon. Not a true funday monday.... :(

[Echobreeze]

Stop fucking screaming all the time

[KTisfast]

Got trolled hard!

[itsjustaname4]

In the last game, Zerg should have gone mass mutalisk. Would have been gg.

[sded64]

Can i fu(k u

[sdwpriest]

10:30 : can i f*ck u?

[flip20202]

Moving stuff with ur mind!

[malcolmateel]

Why is it that every time  I take a drink day 9 says something funny?

[Peaux]

Man, if a reaper can jump cliffs, shouldn't it be able to hop a probe or two to keep from getting cornered?

[YellowMagi]

@Peaux

Clearly, you are not considering the reciprocal contraptionals to the harvesters; also, the rockets to the reapers are not x-axis oriented, and that distinct movement in this dimension is only a dillusionary to cope for the limitations of the graphics in SCII.

[HouseDweller]

@Peaux What a ridiculous thought ! :D

[Dallows65]

My first league qualifying game, this guy did nothing but build Thors... A few marines and marauders in the early game but afterwards NOTHING but thors... How did i kill him? I spammed the Z, V, and S, buttons. In otherwords, Zerglings unlimited! And a couple broodlords.

[thehappymanofgod]

29:99 Hobbes... WHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *advertisement* HHHHY DID YOU SUBMIT THIS GAME?!!!?!?!???!?!

[1BadCritic]

Shit

got trolled hard twice

im a nub

[TimeKitt]

Ah, yes, ADD for not getting along with fellow students. Yep, I got that myself.

And then I started clawing at my face... bad trip man, bad trip.

[Saukkomestari]

Man, naming yourself lucifer is like naming yourself "justinbiebersucks" or "demonlordsatan666" "ladygagsuckdick". fucking sad that is.

[Benjaminkim1234]

He says

Can I fuck u?

[nbaumg]

day 9 is so incredibly annoying. i can hardly stand him. especially this episode. all thos screaming sessions. :/ man i wish he would give theses really funny great games to someone else to cast. i didnt sub to him for such a long time because i knew this would happen. i know all you day 9 fan boys are gunna hate me for this but al give him a couple more trys

[Saukkomestari]

@nbaumg i respect your opinions even though i dont agree with you, but calling ppl fanboys of "x" thing is still stupid.

[bluey1695]

@nbaumg then why the hell do you watch him? if you dont like him dont fucking watch him

[nbaumg]

@bluey1695 hmm you must read at a 3rd grade leval or maybe just stupid but i said why in my comment

[bluey1695]

@nbaumg no you didnt... and if you think you did you didnt word it well

[zitiwalksaw]

30:25 is the funniest omg. his impression of burrow

[Misc94]

how did i miss this funday monday?! happy to find it tho :D

[wayneski1290]

o/

[SCundee]

38:02 OHHHHH SHIT!!!

[Chamagurkafarmi]

l got trolled, but l liked it, and l puted up my hand, day 9 got his power all over me

[ihelpuhelpme]

The awesome one should be a fail HE MADE 4 UNITS CANNONS COUNT 2

[EagleEye812]

fair play to the "fail" submission for actually managing to build a bunch of thors :D

[Eckendenker]

@EagleEye812

I bed this game was staged.

[tehawes0mesauce]

lol i just want to know what lucifer said that was so inappropriate :D :D

[personhater253]

@tehawes0mesauce can i f uck you? thats what he said

[Maratho007]

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=cU_ADVe­uNkY

Oh ya!!! FUNDAY MONDAY FTW!!!!

[Maratho007]

@Maratho007 with a 3rd w. Youtube wouldnt let me put the whole thing :(

[larch7811]

5 lol

[drumingzander]

everyone wants to be a bonr amanda

[zilverzero]

30:34 LMAO

[WakeSideLife]

The second you said "Satan is Cheeeeeseeey" I knew it'd be a good one

[TheLiivahiir]

that poster now costs ten times more because you touched it with your face!

[MrMerryFISTmas]

perfect timing on the add '"how will Lucifer deal with this?" apparently by going to commercial.

[nicholasny23]

Hello

[MrMcTrapper]

o/

[greedsfist]

o/

[CBlumey]

Don't use His Name in vain.

[Jornalator]

What would happen if Day9 snaps his neck in a live stream and they see his dead body for hours ....

[WakeSideLife]

@Jornalator Oh... My.. God.

[jimihendrix975]

@Jornalator I bet it'd be saved in the archives.

[jimihendrix975]

@Jornalator I bet it'd be saved in the archives.

[CBlumey]

Can you fungal growth to stop buildings from flying arpun the map?

[MagnusvonYoshi]

He flew right into the spore crawler; does he not have range?!

[nefarious4209]

Lol, the guy said can I fuck you, definitely not what I expected

[Mrpurebordom]

39:20

[Lunarcheese72]

28:22 okay day[9]... I think we're going to have to ease off on the caffeine a little. Or give you some ritalin!

[KoreanSeaBass]

fuck you day9 u beast

[Kayfear]

Burried Dark Templars Under Mother Ship, Fucken lold!

[mjlindvall]

@ 58:25, Day9, you sound like the Annoying Orange.... Hilarious!!!

[edwarderek7]

i wouldn't want to be a steve. Marik would be able to enslave me.

[epthomas2701]

Y'know, in the "Roaches, Infestors, and THORS" game, the dude could've just flown a building off into a corner and auto-won because of the lack of air?

[Grantzow]

/O

[DudetheMr]

5 D:



[AlmostAGamer]

The print screen button has become 100x more useful to me now.

[LPwatcher]

1...2...3!

[charzard0105]

Lol shup up.....

[BaneRain]

omg, zvz brood rush. so painful to watch. I was literally yelling "GET A FUCKING SPIRE, HOLY SHIT!"

[xXxLightning]

Also, 5 :D

[xXxLightning]

Lol I'm 14, taking ridiline in Middle school, and lemme tell ya, crack plus caffiene is crazy stuff. Also, I have heat vision.

[Linkfanoftheyear]

the thor one was soooooo awesome i thought it was my favourite

[cagurtay]

ahahaha nice one

[doboromon1]

o/

[finroid]

24:36 epic speech :D

[kenzo426]

AHAHAHAHAHA.

8 life .... 28 life....NO LIFE.. hahahaha

omg day9 you are hilarious

[smendiza]

@kenzo426 I just loled so hard with that one

[kabauny]

9999999999999999

[cha0sd00m]

0:14:25 Reapers, the new Hellions :D

[akaGenesis]

I have to go there. Way down in the comments is someone spouting nonsense jabber about Amon being another name for Satan, and both Satan and lucifer being fallen angels. No. Just no. Satan is a djinn and lucifer is a god of enlightenment. Quit chya christian bitchin nancy.

[Ben2775]

9!



[ColossalCrackling]

9 9 9 9 9 9

[Knightbruder]

9!!!!!

[MARV361theSTAR]

HOLY FUCK! this SCV stealing is hilarious

[Dastickmaster3]

terran: marine marauder medivac

zerg: sling bling infestor

protoss: sentry stalker colossus

>.<

[newell123]

i come up against so many of these people doing day9s thing. see so many marine maurauder med evacs...

[gillettecrackers]

Oh my God, I didn't know infestors could do that. Pure and utter genius.

[ahpadt]

I laughed so hard at the end of the fail game

[KINGcheeseman2]

Those arent trumpets sean...

[Zoltarski21]

Does that smell like chloroform? :D

[7Losses]

You can't catch me!

[drilly7]

HOLY CRAP! i just checked my ladder and ROSS is in my division.... bring it ross... bring it

[shirleyyong1]

I GOT TROLLED SO HARD!!

[anthonywhistler]

wait im confused isnt this supposed to be the one with only 2 gateways? D:

[Adean26]

Everybody wants to be a Steve!! :D

[qc1st]

Can i fuck you 10:30 sec

[DarkSolace316]

@qc1st FFFUUUU lolz

[BlutegelsMann]

I dont care if i dont smell like a homeless man's pennis. (rofl)

[drilly7]

o/ i just GOT trolled by day[9]

[slayya87]

NINE!!!!

[Degre007]

satan is cheesy!!!

XDD

[XfStef]

"can I fuc k u" is a very useful skill toi have

[SDSBass]

@FunkyVerb Because the other terran let him do that and both players sucked

[GnomeDeathKnight]

Day9, you're awesome and everything, but PLEASE stop randomly killing my ears.

[MadSnake123]

Oh man, that second game was so staged, i mean, why the hell were SVCs moving with no appareant reason to that spot? why Terran didn't move like in, the entire damn game?

[Dekanah]

I thought that queens and obs didn't count for this type of fight. or is that only for monobattles because otherwhise zerg can't keep up?

[letsgameguy]

i saw what was at the 10:46

[AflackDuck11]

a homeless man's penis, eh?

[cotarna]

It said "Can I Fuc k u?"

[7tebo]

I have 100 kids they are all hungry..... Only 26 food

[StopTurn]

what kind of rapping name is steve anyways??

....steve....

[Cohesiv3]

can i f**k u?

[Bahamut2218]

I got trolled.

[Ivanpg79]

Sweden Loves your work!!! :D You´r the Man!

[FreshDumbl]

Diablo is the Lord of Terror!

Lucifer is just gay Izual status!

[zeroultimaterox]

Can i fuc k u?

[justmike96]

wait zealot, stalker, sentry collusus?

thats 4 units?

[badassdino]

wow,overlord expansion creep block sounds cool lol ^^

[smokelakes]

is he ever gonna catch up to his video dates??

....

[xZerak]

5 :D

[spearrbk]

Can I fuc k u?

[Don11995]

Day9 would be an awesome teacher :)

[cuatroec4]

o/

[ethanbenhosaja]

Man, i'm overwhelmed. I totally agree with your choice of one fun day for a week. You do have a talent in some stand-up-like action and you totally have to embrace it :P

[lord0f69]

can i fuc k u?

[MrBumze]

Hhaahahahahah i rofl'd so hard to this

[K4inan]

And it's funny how everyone view off ADHD, ADD is so skewed. :(

[K4inan]

It's called Groundschool in most European countries.

Can go 9 year in the same school.

[TheRealYngin]

Say, Day9... I've always wondered, what's that Winnie The Pooh & Friends-poster you have on the wall? Is it a drawing?

[sethhh7]

o/

and I was not alone in the room xD

[TheRealTrikein]

I got trolled ::frown::

[HillariousGeek]

Why u make fun of the lord of teror!!He played at his best!@!!!

[UchihaSumairu]

I sell your computer chair at office depot! how is it? lol

[ukit4k3]

o/

[mice1793]

woot got the swear print screened on full screen with day9 beside it XD i gots you day9 i can black mails you with a swear on your show >.< i am so evil

[K4inan]

@mice1793

Wow, one of the most boring comments I've ever read.

[mice1793]

@K4inan it wasnt ment to be all that exciting -_-

[Mezziah187]

I guess he could have built a lot of mutas to counter all those things that couldn't shoot air....hehe

[benbenniObenben]

one of the best fundays ever!

[HillariousGeek]

@benbenniObenben homeless man penis lol

[SuperLauber]

where is your stream day9 ??? :O

[SuperLauber]

haha i got trold

[kufuffin47]

I love how excited Day[9] is for Funday Monday. He's enthusiastic about all of his dailies, but downright exuberant about Funday Mondays, and the fact that he's got pros in on it makes him extra happy. Day, you're the best! Stay happy!

[ruanpingshan]

I'm pretty sure that a cadaver's butt dipped in ammonia would just smell like ammonia.

[Sakredlight]

I got trolled by day 9

[grimzreapersunage]

They need to make a custom map for this style of play :D

[nalla66]

oooooo000OOOOOOOH~~...

...

ooooooo0000OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH~~­~

[dudelolify]

o/

[dudelolify]

i think he says thors so he can nero parasite

[bored5760]

Roaches Infestors and ... Thors

[MrGuybrushTreepwood]

tried to watch the innapropriate language response ... stop video at 10:31....awesome :))

[apopompi]

"A burrowed Dark Templar under a mothership" HAHAHAHA, my coworkers were so annoyed because of an hour long of laughing

[aragroth]

"I don't care i smell like a homeless man's penis..." The BEST! :)

[Epicheals]

obv satan would play zerg since zerg are trying to destroy the world !

[Pennyw1ze]

can i fuc k u?