Project: Rant - RANT 144: Gaseous Bastard

[blueblood414]

Lol butt sniffer ,you own that, like the hot ass asian girls the one, laying eggs. her whole diet is pork .2FINGERS

[sarkerm2]

LOL that guy is totally me! Protein powder def makes me gaseous but I don't do it around people though. 

[sarahfronek]

:56 hahahaha

[Betmens1990]

The Best! :D

[stingstungme]

Hahaha @ 'can't forget the Funyuns'.



[ninjamole89]

Great rant...enjoyed it! great script, acting, monologue, and rant =D

And I'd think that Asian chick is out of the farty guy league only =)

[ninjamole89]

Great rant...enjoyed it! great script, acting, monologue, and rant =D

[indoorgreatman]

So true about the gas. Have to get it out as I run. Some time I feel sorry for the next guy as I can't help it.

[stingstungme]

@indoorgreatman Then you need to be outside in a properly ventilated area. >.<

[ReccaDreamer]

lmfao! I agree with this video. Fucking farting bastards! Funny rant!

[cowdenicus]

epic

[Azrhei]

Wow, somebody actually made a rant about me? Well, shit on me (don't worry, I'll clean it up)

[xNewkidsontheblock]

"And the fact that your farts smell like a Oscar Meyer slaughter house."

hahahahaha

[KatoMcKracken]

Perfect casting! 

[parkesc21]

Protein supplements are for weight training

Fat guy on treadmill, he's probably OD on em

[DbaBro1]

My bad. I shouldn't have eaten that quadruple bean and cheese burrito before working out.

[Opinionated73]

This is one of the best yet...

[R3DST4R1]

lol this guy is awesome xD

[EmoIssues]

I doubt that Asian chick is out of BOTH of their leagues, just the farty guy.

[kingbungee1]

"....can't forget the funyuns"

[majorgray3]

...the cute Asian chick that out of both your leagues. Funny.

[JayEm74]

"Yes Motherfucker...YOU!" LOL



[jeremyowens81]

nice one ya'll

[DudleyaSetchellii]

I happen to agree. I won't go near a gym especially since we have so many nice sunny days here and great biking, hiking and running areas. Smelling other people, the sweat on equipment, the sauna filled with fat people half asleep, the pool needs a lot more clorine to cover the smell. I'm just not interested in seeing other sweaty people excercise. It's not fun.

Anyways... great. Pfffft. That was an accident.

[ellenranit]

:( sorryyyy

[macinvictus]

Oscar Meyer slaughterhouse is hilarious

[Soulja4Alethia]

LOL!!! dayummmmm....

[xseasonxchangex]

>=o I understand the point of the rant, but god damn if I'm not enraged at how he expresses his POSSIBLE annoyance at chubby read faces showing up at the gym to get into shape. >=/ This rant makes me slightly angry. But good job on your part. It's not your fault so many people are now dissuaded from going to the gym out of insecurities. It's people with the attitude of the person who wrote the rant.

[rayzars]

*****  five stars!!

[darkwater2691]

Can't forget the funyuns..

[randomted]

That guy has lifty eye brows.

[Mattyboe]

hahahaha great rant guys, as always.

[BigAndTall666]

Americans, hahahaha!

[adrisonfiree]

He's cute ;)

[recaked]

Aaron Alexander did good here.

[tchanabc]

One of my favorite new rants!

[hyperwires]

I'm eating Funyuns...

[PlatypusGuitar]

do what I do, avoid the gym at all costs!

[Aerostine75]

That one really hit home!

[Mikej1592]

ROFLMAO hilarious 

[LordOmnit]

Excellent choice on this one Ranteurs.

[leoffensive]

haha this is a good one

[SeanTMonty]

im not fat but i am on the couch eating Doritos

[TrevortIn]

This is so true...

[m16mang]

The image processed in my mind while watching this rant has made me feel a bit sick lol

[CaptSnugglesSwoon]

Your videos are awesome you should have a way for people to submit their own videos, not just text

[MaakuFTW]

He's been warned.