Black Jesus!

[ThugLifeForEverr]

Dude any thing but the religion

[RSMvideos101]

Thumbs up if at 0:38 you could see his penis in between his legs.

[cmak5]

Is that Coolio?

NAW BITCH! Let me in!

[ROy1849]

thats.....actually the CORRECT way to preach to people

[WowzaBoyz]

he kinda looks like andre 3000

[TiBayy]

Thumbs Up If CM Punk Lead You Here.

[Xxelias14xX]

Trending on twitter.

[StJohn113]

The FUCK is this, man!? You racist fck!

[21timduncan]

Trending on twitter

[VinnieVolvo1974]

"I can't get your attention with love and kindness. Nigga gotta come through with 'nac & erb" Got Damn that is FUN-E!!!! And realness!

[Bigralph0175]

I guess none of you retards ever read the bible. The accounts of Jesus was from northern africa to rome. And it said his skin was the color of copper and hair like wool. Where do you ignorant ass crackers see anyone born in that region as blonde hair and blue eyed? He may not have been black but mediteranian in appearance. You are some ignorant ass people. Read the bible and get a diploma!... Retards!!

[RamPageR92]

stealin` your neighbor`s newspaper :D

[cristianmaldonado15]

Jesus was probably fair skinned with a dark tone so he was probably a little brown

[duhjuce]

@cristianmaldonado15 lolol

[28804ecorrell]

This video is blasphemous. Jesus was not and is not black. Jesus was middle eastern jewish, therefor he was most likely tan or white, not black. There were and still are very few black jews! Images of a "black" Jesus are and always will be very disturbing.

[Tenrockstudios]

@28804ecorrell The color of his skin was the one part in this video that screamed "blasphemous" to you? :)

[koomran]

They were a mixed people. Even now there are Black, White, Yellow,Brown toned Hebrews today.

[Johnny1987ization]

You guys are so stupid, Jesus was a Jew and was not black he wasn't even colored, he was a JEW from the MIDDLE EAST and therefore not from AFRICA

[Matt30573]

I know a black guy named Moses.

[ImTheBlackJesus]

What's wrong with you people? Im CLEARLY black? What the fuck are you guys debating?

[ghost2675]

Lika Samm booooooooooooooooooooooooooo-D­EE

[xXFoxyGrandmaXx]

Yeah Ma Nigga

[YourResource2]

turn water into henny..black jesus TOUCH THE OCEAN

[sinsemilla213]

I've never met a black person named jesus, because heyzeus mowed my lawn today, jesus was latino

[LaybowWoo]

Skin of bronze (brown) and hair of sheep's wool (afro). Jesus was black and the West doesn't wanna accept it

[SPARTAIN088]

Judas why you snitchin'?

[razkable]

god

[ssssaintmarcus]

Jesus actually was black....

[CrazedBloodElf]

Like if you agree he looks like Andre 3000 at 0:17

[LudicrousScotty101]

Haha Enjoyed

[PrettyAhkiDaGod52212]

@saveyoufromhell and poohpoodoo fuck you religious fanatic muthafuckas lol go rape a alterboy and pray about it religious freaks.thats why you can't hit this henny my nigga cause minds and your hearts are not ready!!!!! lol

[saveyoufromhell]

antichrist gurulla

[Poohpoodoo]

Whoever even came up with the idea for this short film needs to pray and hard.I hope you find Jesus (Anyone listening).

This makes me sick to watch this.

[phrozenfury]

How many times did he say "My nigga"

[JamesEnoch89]

cause your mind's not ready and your heart's not open

[akayourmommasdaddy]

@JamesEnoch89 wanna hear a joke?? Proof that god exists..

[rich763690]

these niggaz need to repent or face the five finger slap of christ!!!

[Blackcherubim]

lol @ "my nugga"

[massshysteria]

SHE A BAD BITCH

[youhatmenow]

yes it is

[sammmysam59318]

i didnt finish watching the video but you are going to frie in HELL bastard

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BBBBBBIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH

[zerowiese]

That is a fuckin huge ass toe! @1:23

[k1ngdragon411]

hey black people thousands of years ago where spiritual people stop putting today's young black man persnality into jesus is not funny.

[WurthdaTrubl]

Im sure Jesus has a sense of humor but I dont know about this one. Its funny as hell though.

[20flipmode]

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[mrbla5t]

hahhahhaha black jesus my nigga yo mad funny yo keep dat 5hit up homie

[yosh6278]

Wasn't this guy Lando from the boondocks?

[WeirdMystery2012]

Haha haH!

[djsweethots]

This is super hilarious, but he says some REAL shit!

[thebayareapimp]

He died for your sins, yo.

[Stevenbfg]

" I rode into town on an ass, yo momas ass."

[Stormchaserda18th]

My nigga lol wtf

[xMartinReaganx]

He was no black he was Jewish. So he was Arabian looking.

[Powell4184]

@xMartinReaganx Got scripture to support that??????????? :)

[thefallofranny]

"She a bad a bitch, I wouldn't mind hittin it myself" hahaha best part

[Floodlezoot]

I'm a Christian (perhaps) but I thought this was one of the most ingenious things I've ever seen. This should get it's own show. It totally defies one's expectations, and doesn't go for obvious laughs.

[TheNaturalSelf]

God have mercy on you...You are so o lost. You don't know ANYTHING about the Real Yahshua. Portraying our great Master such as this is indeed a very GROSS thing to do. Don't EVER try to mix the world with THE WORD.. It will never work. My advice to you is to read, read, read your bible, and pray that God will forgive you for making such a discusting video. God help you

[SuperNumber777]

@yosh6278 LMAO!!!

[Tylerunderfire]

@TheNaturalSelf Your disgusting, hypocritical idiot, Jesus or whom you call YAHSHUA? lmao its Yeshua for one, you broke a commandment, thou shalt not say the lords name in vain, Portraying a truthful image of Christ,The Jesus you dont know is in fact BLACK, READ YOUR BIBLE, hopefully its a king james version, Revelation 1:15 displays him as a black man, yes i do in fact worship a black Jesus, the only god of this earth

[jehovahuponyou]

CRACK, LOOSE SHOES, AND TIGHT PUSSY WAS NEVER MENTIONED BY JESUS - SO MUCH FOR HIM BEING A PUNK ASS NIGGER!

CASE CLOSED!

[jehovahuponyou]

@jehovahuponyou - CONTINUED:

COLLEGE, INTERNET BANKING, AND POLOTICS WERE NEVER MENTIONED BY JESUS EITHER - SO MUCH FOR HIS BEING A WHITE-TRASH CRACKER!

CASE CLOSED!

[CaramelCookie10]

oooooh lord hahhahahah

[thewrightlilbro]

when this gone come on cable

[kdawg646]

@thewrightlilbro

maybe this will be on tv, if you would learn proper grammer

[plmac13]

This is not cool. Half the comments, the video is racist. Nobody knows which color he was and nobody should care. Why is there such a difference. Stupid nigga shit!

[nickster6661]

i saw balls 

[GoHardBernard]

jesus was middle eastern.

[iNekoSama]

@GoHardBernard In addition to Arabs, the Middle East has always had many people of African descent, whom you would consider black.

[thewrightlilbro]

@iNekoSama you just dont want to know JESUS IS BLACK BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT AND WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND IT.

[LaVivaGan]

@iNekoSama lol nicely quoted

[veronhurde]

Watzup, I saw your comment on this video. It is hilarious. Though, the video is funny. I find it actually funny that the show is related to biblical references. I like how they exposed Real Jesus and his respect and pity against people and their actions. If you pay close attention to the whole mini-series. They ignoring him most of the time because they reject Real Jesus and he suppose to rebuke them because he loved them.

[perdedoronline]

Funny vid!

[FatAlbert917]

America created the atom bomb, a revolution in the way we went about war

[mrtundra45]

Jesus was dark skinned mid easterner. . . but you can call him black if you like that better. thats not the point.

[mrwhatever213]

@mrtundra45 no such word as middle eastern. he was black from the tribe of Judah. learn the truth.

[mrtundra45]

@mrwhatever213 "no such word as middle eastern" Uhhhh...its Two words; 'middle' and 'eastern'

lol...youre not too bright are you.... ?

[koshadillz]

black jesus this is kosha dillz!!! you know me. we gonna make money! haha

[saumya44]

Jesus upskirt!! lmao

[curtiswhite11]

@saumya44 . That was funny....

[nmcdowall1087]

This is not right yah will remember, please repent brother. shalom....

[sammichesgood]

@whoiscasper. im noteven christian, but i know the jews left egypt with moses and 2000 years ago there were many black people in egypt and the middle east, therefore jesus was BLACK. so get off mikey's dick.

[vilereaver41]

@sammichesgood lol i dont think any black people went with mose's only the hebrew's did

[1Nubiang]

Disrespectful Ass !!! You will be called to judgement in the last days for this foolishness !! And what's with the "My Nigga" and "Bad Bitch" !! You came from a woman and you are so disrespectful. I bet you don't know anything about the bible and probably never went to church as a youngster ! I feel sorry for your mother and grandmother !!! Boy, do you represent them well !! They never taught you to fear the Lord and show reverence to his HOLY Name ? I feel sorry for you !! YOU'RE LOST

[PKRFEEN08]

@1Nubiang

This wasn't made with you in mind, so go away. Also mate if your a religious person, I don't even know what your doing coming to these kind of videos. I am sure this mans mother is proud that he successfull and doing what he loves. So is the lord a tool for fear?, the bible encourages you to spread the word of god, not to condemn those who you see as unfit.

[FatAlbert917]

@PKRFEEN08 OH SNAP! If powers in the tongue, this brother's spittin hot FIRE! 1Nubiang s minds not ready and his heart aint open

[divinegod102]

@1Nubiang You're lost in anger, silliness and insanity...It's a pity that you can't even take a joke. And worst of all, your religion induces fear in a non-existent skydaddy, indoctrinates and abuses children. I'm ashamed.

[craze6663]

damn mah nigga lol

[Vessoland]

LOVE IT!!!

[gerbick]

What song is that in the intro? I should know it.

[SaintDre7]

"There you, ungrateful ass niggahs" ahaha almost died.

[PurpleSkittles11]

i love how he says "mah niggah" a lot

[seinfeildsucks]

Yo you my dude ma n*gga!!!! I watch this shyt err day. Lol

[marylandsuxz]

T. Ft x y. CtG c rd.

[suchnsuch100]

fuck dis nigga. im the black jesus

[marylandsuxz]

Lmao I love this, if Jesus was like him maybe I would believe y'all hateraide sippin niggas need to chill out

[kobidobidog]

That guy is not representing Jesus. Jesus does not show off. Jesus turned the water into grape Juice for the humans at the wedding. This Is not how Jesus would be. Jesus says ask, and it shall be given thee. This charlatan only turned water into an alcoholic beverage for himself. I see no good work in him. I do not see a meek, lowly Christ ether. Whoever committed homicide should repent,and save their soul. This so called Jesus is not concerned about humans repenting or the soul of whoever.

[captross07]

@kobidobidog it's....a......JOKE!!!! LIGHTEN UP!!!!

Oh, and Jesus did not turn water into "grape juice." What are you, 12?

He turned it into wine! Yes, that's right. Jesus drank alcohol.

[kobidobidog]

@captross07 When Jesus turned the water into wine as they say it was new wine for the ones at the wedding said why did you keep the best till last. It was grape juice Jesus made,and not alcohol at all. I tell you the truth. Learn a few things.King James Bible

,John 2:10,And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: [but] thou hast kept the good wine until now. The good wine was grape juice.

[vilereaver41]

@captross07 are you fucking retarded where do you think wine come's from you back to front homo

[theman4130]

This is great! LOL!



[FemmeNevrotique]

Mah nigga, mah nigga, mah nigga. xD

[Tesya12]

"ya minds not ready and you're hearts not open" hahahah hilarious

[metallicameltdown110]

Black Jesus

[SupremeSoulstice]

My dude said ya mind not ready and ya hearts not open!!! hahaha

[SupremeSoulstice]

My dude said ya mind not ready and ya hearts not open!!! lol

[xhxexnxrxix25]

yall just trippin cuz ur minds aint ready and ur hearts not open my nigga

[TheUnholyLazaro]

i would be a christian if this was jesus

[allehoboys]

because your minds not ready and your hearts not open.... ya know what im sayin...

[BigBossInc]

Everyone shut the fuck up, Jesus was Green, dumbasses.

[TheMalcolm1996]

Jesus wasn't a Beaner you fucking moron

[johnnytuups]

original version is better

[AntiNaysayer]

this is fucking awesome 5 stars for black jesus!!!!! the real jesus !!!!

[BlueBROWNPRIDE]

Jesus was hispanic

[SweepxThexLeg]

@BlueBROWNPRIDE hahahhaha

[Blah2222ish]

His feet r madd big, they look white but they sexie as hell, I just wanna suck every toe!!

[Blah2222ish]

This niggas feet r sexie

[getonmelevel]

shouldnt he have dreads it says jesus had hair like wool not silk my nigga

[RenarldoM]

Dave Chappelle should be Black Jesus IRL

[vividDC]

It does not matter at all if Jesus was black, white, middle eastern, or any other race. It does not even matter if a man named Jesus walked this earth. What matters is that the teachings attributed to him are still here today. It is the truth that Jesus spoke that matters. Search "truth contest" in Google and click the first result, then open "The Present (with religion)" to learn what Jesus was and still is trying to tell us.

[keepingitreal15]

@vividDC Jesus was black he had wool hair and bronze skin and hid in Egypt because he was black. There is even a black statute of Jesus type in "THE BLACKNESS OF JESUS CHRIST AGAIN FOUND ON A WHITE SITE" The original hebrew people which he descended from were Ethiopian jews. The reason why his true race should be acknowledged is because if there was evidence in the bible that stated Jesus was white white's wouldn't tolerate the world accepting a "black" version of God. The double standard is bs

[Blah2222ish]

@keepingitreal15 did u see his feet they look white, lol they sexy thou

[JakeNY16]

Funny shit man haha

[18brywil01]

this ish is soo funny lmao ;)

[jajerome2011]

let us not judge jesus by the color of his skin, but rather by the content of his character :)

[djkub1]

This Black Jesus is some funny shit btw. :)

[JDFromSac]

Hahahahahahaha.

[SiNgHayStyle]

*PING*!!!!

[nshouston31]

Wrong on so many levels.

[mishrik]

If JEsus is black why is he not shown that way, why does he look so caucasian, with blonde blue green eyes.

[tluc0411]

@mishrik because a white person drew him duh if you read the bible you would know thats not how he looks open a book some times

[djkub1]

@tluc0411 I don't know maybe jesus could be black, but for all we know he could be a leprechaun too. Just because something is in a book doesn't make it true. I doubt anyone here has actually met the author(s) of the bible.

[ERICinCOLOUR]

Ironically enough, Jesus WAS black.

[redcomic619]

@ERICinCOLOUR No, he was an Israelite.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@ERICinCOLOUR He was black, or middle eastern.... probably middle eastern since he was born around there.

[MikeyTthaPrezzy]

@Imhornydadcomeinside But at 1 point middle east nd everything was african. everything was connected to africa before plate tectonics

[vilereaver41]

@MikeyTthaPrezzy about 50 thousand fucking year's ago or whatever

[LinkbloodWoW7]

@ERICinCOLOUR im pretty sure he was arab but i tell what race he wasnt, white he might have been black but its alot more likely was middle eastern/arab/brown w/e you wana call it

[Theocrooks]

@ERICinCOLOUR Probably brown, coming from where he did. 

[sandinyourshoes]

@ERICinCOLOUR, we could also say he WAS Indian.

[landesal]

@ERICinCOLOUR actually jesus was chinese.

[Napoleonisneat]

@ERICinCOLOUR The blackest of Jews?

[SoccerPanda]

@ERICinCOLOUR i believe he was tan?

[romipunz]

@ERICinCOLOUR nah he was actually more brownish i think i dont know for sure

[moomootuff]

@romipunz shut you you racist butt head.

[SpartanCreatives]

@ERICinCOLOUR

troll much?

[swebuilder]

@ERICinCOLOUR Naw, he was arabian

[boso5608]

@ERICinCOLOUR i hate the stupid debate that jesus was black/white/arabian. no1 is 3000yrs old so shut the fuck up.

[Cptheadstomp420]

@ERICinCOLOUR Ironically enough, religion and faith are for fools.

[foolanator]

@ERICinCOLOUR

He was semetic fool, don't steal history and make it yours

[captross07]

@ERICinCOLOUR no. He was MIDDLE EASTERN! Think about it.

[SlimGangstaGangsta]

@ERICinCOLOUR how you know that ( im interessted)

[Whoizcasper]

@ERICinCOLOUR no he wasn't how many black kids get born by white people in isreal matter of fact how many black people in isreal dude would have been a slave from day 1 he wasn't black BUT he wasn't white though

[MikeyTthaPrezzy]

@Whoizcasper u make no sense shut the fuk up jesus was black nd so was god. two blacks can make white it doesnt go vice versa. white + black = black. because we are more powerful. therefore closer to god. u can try it 4 urself mix black nd whit paint u get black

[blhc11]

@MikeyTthaPrezzy actually black+ white is gray in my country... idiot...

[EvErytimEidontdiE]

@MikeyTthaPrezzy what did i just read?

[MikeyTthaPrezzy]

@Whoizcasper @Whoizcasper u make no sense shut the fuk up jesus was black nd so was god. two blacks can make white it doesnt go vice versa. white + black = black. because we are more powerful. therefore closer to god. u can try it 4 urself mix black nd whit paint u get black

[Whoizcasper]

@MikeyTthaPrezzy lol so wait now jesus is mixed race? rotfl there are no black people in isreal get your head out of your ass

[MikeyTthaPrezzy]

@Whoizcasper u sound stupid i cant even debate with u u dnt kno shit. jesus wasnt frm fukin isreal he was from africa and isreal is frm africa like every other country look up the map of the world from the beginning to now u c plate tectonics pushed everything away frm africa ova the years

[Whoizcasper]

@MikeyTthaPrezzy LOOOOOL you idiot where in africa you fucking stupid ass probably think its a country so where nigeria or ghana or zimbabwe or tunisia which part son because i cant remember the part in the bible with him in africa

[MikeyTthaPrezzy]

@Whoizcasper it doesnt matta where n africa. nd no um fully aware africa is a continent of 52 countries. who wrote the bible. slaveowners gave slaves bibles even though it was illegal 4 them to read. y is that so they can create a religion that praise people of their kind. and brainwash others to believing they are great

[MikeyTthaPrezzy]

@Whoizcasper he doesnt exist. look it up black genetics it proves we are dominant with science. also look up and look up " gorilla snowflake. look up blacked out through whitewash. then we can talk

[mrtundra45]

@MikeyTthaPrezzy dominant with science? that makes NO sense? .... most scientifical breakthroughs come from European and Asian scientists.

[MegaCrustyMuffin]

@ERICinCOLOUR shut up

[KillingFratellisLeon]

@ERICinCOLOUR Not irony. Coincidence.

[TheDevasia]

@ERICinCOLOUR Actually Middle-Eastern considering he was from the Mesopotamian region

[bearmouse1000]

no he wasn't, have you seen the passion ?

[R2rGangstaFC]

@ERICinCOLOUR what the fuck is this nonsense. jesus was yellow

[bayareamayne]

Its hilarious how he gets on all of his peoples nerves.

"Cause your mind's not ready and your hearts not open"

LMFAO

[Gazmus]

SO much cooler than regular white fictional Jesus :)

You can respect a messiah like Black Jesus :D

[peterreedveter]

WOW! I THINK MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN! IT'S JUST A BLACK SCREEN!

[TheGuest5976]

Praise black Jesus. Praise that nigga.