F**K You Hipsters

[Ginge529]

and they're too big of pussies to even boo him

[TYthemShoes]

FUCK HIPSTERS

[AuburnCreed]

Idiots Hipsters like this have been around at least since my Freshman year of College - way back in 1979. I bet there were Caveman hipsters. Neanderthal hiopster would only wear mammoth fur when everyone else was wearing bear.

[KristenXkiller]

the singer looks like my boss

[AirlayLeekoh]

my favorite is the part at 2:02

[Hoovmoney]

Van Halen March 30th bitchesssssssss

[RollandDynasty]

Terry with the intro!

[DrFizz28]

why did you disable ratings? this deserves an onslaught of thumbs ups!

[jotenko]

Sorry, but I prefer: The Sonic Twats - Fuck You Van Halen

[nstforlife]

I like the part when he says "fuck you hipsters"

[Jokaire]

I like it again and again and again.

[lontarus]

Why cant you like this video? :(

[socomseal93]

Those jeans are so tight, that if you had balls, I would see them. Fuck you hipsters!

[rlt34]

This guy is my God of the Week

[1usuckcracka]

is that kreyshawn at 29 on the lefft??

[DiabloMercy]

hipster douche and posers, i fucking hate them

[simpsonfan13]

Being a hipster is impossible. Hipsters hate the mainstream, yet fail to realize that hating the mainstream IS mainstream. Just within the much smaller group of hipster-dom. They also hate people looking down on them for listening to obscure music, but then turn around and look down on those that choose to listen to mainstream music. They don't practice what they preach. Good job hypocrites!

[AFSTLF]

dam these hipsters dress bad, hipster douchebags are into the style because they will do anything to be cool, the difrence between hipster and a indie is the fact that hipsters do what they do to be cool, some may dress indie but they are all posers who listen to hip hop

[Bowdlerizer]

it kills me PBR is associated with these pussies

[riskybiscutz]

@Bowdlerizer im white trash and im in trouble

[Bowdlerizer]

@riskybiscutz lol i would rather be white trash and in trouble than a hipster

[riskybiscutz]

@Bowdlerizer its from south park

[1316bmx]

yeah lets all try to fit in and be like every other boring piece of shit... Go hipsters!

[JBmp5]

tbh pop music sounds like dolphins being raped

[56madmen]

this is to mainstream if thers any 1 on this site that thinks this ie deck go to hell

[appleman53]

If I like Van Halen I'll fucking like Van Halen!

[thebigmeat92]

this video just made my day

[PumaJawz]

pssh

-from macbook with stickers

[TheDjNewman]

your footage is interlaced!

[coughfilmsco]

is it ironic that i saw matt & kim at that venue before? yeah, kinda haha

[iggy082]

i'm coming around to hipsters.it takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.-homer simpson.

[Derpunit10]

Kinda looks like Michael Swaim

[MrFpsjesus]

i came here to see the sonic twats first

[xxkeichii]

Most Hipsters don't even care about the stupid "mainstream" shit. And people who consider themselves Hipsters are in no-where Hipsters.

[DanielRecordszzzz]

fuck mainstream

[sillygoose92]

if i wanna like van halen, i'll fucking like van halen!! lmfao

[The420Roger]

The only thing I hate more than pop assholes is Hipsters. You guys are just fucking lower than the low.

[IamTheDeathMachine]

Life is mainstream.

so there u go u fucking hipsters! what are you going to do about it?!

[doodleguitarist]

@IamTheDeathMachine We are going to kill everyone else so NO ONE WILL LIVE AND SO LIFE WILL NOT BE MAINSTREAM!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!­!!!!

[IamTheDeathMachine]

@doodleguitarist killin is mainstream and so is youtube -______-

[doodleguitarist]

@IamTheDeathMachine Yeah we will just paralyze them. Paralyzing is soooo underground!

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

a dude in class came up to me to day and he said... "everyone are mainstream"

and I go like "dude, wtf are you talking bout".

"Yeah, there are mainstream people, and there is now mainstream to be ANTI mainstream..."

that was a mind blower.

[fiction49]

i wish at the end he would have said wear pants your own size

[chikitabowow]

i heard this song before it was cool.

[johnny33ish]

@chikitabowow that is a very hipster thing to say lol

[CeeEmmz]

LMFAO! fuck u hipsters! :)

[Trudgemank45]

If you hate hipsters so much, why would you release this song? Its just gonna cause them to bug you more and more by saying how much of a conformist you are by not understanding them. Or whatever, they prolly dont even use youtube anymore, too many people know about it...

[Lizardvenom1]

main strem music does suck but so does hipster music

[jtdrye]

lol at Van Halen

[pf91rodman]

I'll fucking like Van Halen thank you very much

[JunkieFame]

I DIED then get on my black skinny jeans. >:

[Deutscheland1470]

i wear nonprescription glasses, but not for irony. they are a conversation starter.

[CurbYourEnthusiasm00]

I am watching this through thick rimmed glassed on my mac in starbucks while writing a screenplay

[JakoKnives]

Suits are fucking awesome.

[SOH805]

Fuck U CONFORMISTS!!!!!!!!

[ApoeticVampire]

Haha, love this video! F#ck you Hipsters!

[SOH805]

@greenadrenaline6405

dubstep is 2010 its all about MOOMBAHTON!!!!!!

[l235n3p5]

@greenadrenaline6405 dont even bring dubstep into this shit...dubstep fucking owns

[greenadrenaline6405]

@l235n3p5 SERIOUSLY WHY YOU MAD THO

[l235n3p5]

@greenadrenaline6405 dont come at me like that with all caps...i think your mad dissin the one genre of music that fucking destroys

[greenadrenaline6405]

@l235n3p5 we are all entitled to our own opinions

[l235n3p5]

@greenadrenaline6405 its too bad yours sucks

[greenadrenaline6405]

@l235n3p5 yup mine and 9 other people.

[l235n3p5]

@greenadrenaline6405 lol i've said the same thing to other people when i have the highest rated comment

[treflipeltoro543]

@greenadrenaline6405 all kinds of douchebags listen to dubstep not just hipsters

[greenadrenaline6405]

@treflipeltoro543 amen

[spar258528]

@greenadrenaline6405 im pretty sure transformers having sex sounds better ;]

[andyb199250]

@greenadrenaline6405 just like starting arguments tottaly unrelated to dubstep sounds crazy maybe but not hipster fag shit your afraid of change p.s. dubsteps been around since early 90's and is just now mainstream so... If something I liked before becomes main stream then I shouldn't like it??? FUCK YOU HIPSTER!!! :)

[emmapeel66]

"only bands that no one heard of that sound like dolphins being raped"

very very nice ;-)

[nicoletbn]

Good lord, de-interlace your videos before posting them. Please.

[chimunda]

@nicoletbn

The message is more important than the quality of the video.

[tavoochoa100]

this song is the fucking law!!!!!!!!!!

[lelib2007]

Hipsters make me puke just looking at them. So imagine when they open there mouth :()

[johnblund123]

whats a hipster?

[DorixDoll]

@johnblund123 people who think they are smarter than you because they know music, artists and designers you don't.

[johnblund123]

@DorixDoll aha ok

[Koptfoeva]

@DorixDoll thats the thing though,they usaly dont know shit XD

[TheHell2Come]

Search on Google; Nuclear Youth Fuck Off, Hipsters.

Enjoy.

[heath2357]

@TheHell2Come i just did in all my time on this earth i have never heard something so fucking terrible.

[LoneStarImmortal]

@Badmug

If someone's heard of it,

It's mainstream

[jpr11011]

This song is brilliant! 

[Badmug]

Hipsters just need hugs oh wait those are too mainstream. Maybe they need love

naw that is too popular as well. I think what they need is Death because that is not really popular.

[darckcacho]

Fuck you Hipster ♪♫

[BackdoorPlumber]

Yes, fuck hipsters.

[braden66152]

hipsters, please die in car fires.

[themadscientest]

whatever, like i dont care so like if the sonic twats play thats cool and if they dont like whatever its cool... that song was ok... ironicly!

[haymaker710]

I came here to see The Sonic Twats

[romefox]

"Hipster's" or modern day "Beatniks", snort a pile of coke then slaughter a sheep in the name of preserving their edgy image. They are also known to bleed on a canvas and piss in cans, they call this "Art". A bunch of mindless pillocks if you ask me, whose attempts at non-conformity is a failed sub culture begging to draw attention from the mainstream in an effort to feel validated.

[joelbitar]

Hah... Hipster, A word mostly used by people so noone will think they are one. Dolphins being raped is fucking hillarious tho..

[thatguy12390]

fuck hipsters.

[FinerFantasy]

I subscribed for Mike Polk.

[maggso0]

I rate this video FIVE triangles! ▲▲▲▲▲

[braden66152]

hipsters should die in car fires.

[teenbeachgirl]

Now im going to go reblog triangles and random deer on tumblr.

[cincybones]

re: this Hipster fad is gettng out of control in California its making me sick lol

george2648

This "lol" trend has been out of control for years, but I guess I'm getting used to it. That's the insidious thing about Newspeak; it dulls your emotions along with your ability to communicate meaningfully.

re: Fuck You Hipsters: Oh, great. Another group of people whose tastes distilled into a fashion trend, which then got old for people who care about fashion trends, so now it's "hip" to trash them

[george2648]

this Hipster fad is gettng out of control in California its making me sick lol

[charlieshakeview]

I'm hoping this trend to die, it's getting old and annoying.

[DungeonCrawling]

Hipsters think they're individual and soo original. They're nothing but trendy greasy fucks who starve for attention. FUCK YOU HIPSTERS !

[netoec]

FUCK YOU HIPPSTERS.!

[CigaretteCandy]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA I don't even know the real definition of "hipster..."

[MrTrentonimo]

So you can't be "normal" you are either a hipster or a bro?

[soria94]

FUCK THE HIPSTERS!!!

[netoec]

possers.!

[zeroinfinit]

you don't need to be in a full suit to be anti-hipster

[docbyroniz]

f**k you hipsters!

[skvan]

fuck hipsters but also fuck all the people who can't get over hipsters. fuck them even more

[88WALLACEMAN]

this is honestly god's truth haha, FUCK YOU HIPSTERS!!! stop clogging up my news feed with all your gay pretentious saggy chino'd faggotry. kthxbaii.

[droper6666]

I'm not a hipster but I'd rather be one than an angry guy in a suit thinking up songs about hipsters.

[nigguhbrett]

@droper6666 Fuck you Hipster

[HBSnaruto20]

If I wanna like Van Halen, I'll fucking like Van Halen

[ennuiross]

ahh i get it now! Im from the uk and was wondering what hipster meant. We call them emos here and if they are not teenagers... twats

[pandaknow]

this songs nice, he sings really well :) i enjoy it

[Jackalopemusic]

Why am I just now hearing this? Bravo!

[Rad1ated]

i shared this. how ironic

[dpapaioannow]

EPICNESS

[ORSOLOKSGRAFF187]

Epic!



[shojo95]

This is so beautiful....

[naeviaus]

My sister bought me a pair of skinny jeans.

After I heard this song I returned them.

[Jakegothicsnake]

@naeviaus Good for you. :) lol

[BrotherOfMetal2]

@naeviaus Key phrase: "After you heard this song".

[V3NOMXIII]

@naeviaus get straight fit...skinny jeans = no no

[Babagula89]

@naeviaus

Good job

[appleman1324]

@naeviaus those jeans were so tight i can see your balls (X2)

[Simmekbh]

@charlieshakeview original.

[superemoboyz]

fuck you hipsters!

[XRavenCakesX]

Ohhhhhhh such anger in the comments. :)

[BlackNGoldBuff13]

We totally showed those hipsters guys, now let's go wear our crombie, slay some bitches, hit the gym and listen to our shitty formulaic mainstream uncreative pop music garbage!

[Jakegothicsnake]

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[xxcoolrick92xx]

Does anyone have an iPhone? It is pretty clever that break doesn't allow you to watch this video on one.

[Jakegothicsnake]

Dear God in Heaven, his f-bombs and insults fall on deaf ears! The hipsters don't even react!!0_0

Brilliant work though. :)

[gigas94]

@Jakegothicsnake because getting mad..its just too mainstream.

[PvtGermanWagz]

"Bands that no one's heard that sound like Dolphins being raped....." THAT part was priceless....

[weiszydude]

this is god damn acurate

[RoSexDeAd]

dude skinny jeans r awesome! & not just boy wear em there r girls too -stares-

[smashsmash24]

lol

[monkey298]

fuck you hipsters.

[JonnyFunkMistro]

well said my man, well said :P

[SHANE2K1000]

haha this is brilliant:L

[Lhguitar23]

Hey I'm sorry, but what EXACTLY is a hipster? or what does a hipster idiocy is about?

[GilbertSmith]

I really "like" this song... I think. I'm not sure how hipster idiocy works.

[captaincnzn]

this guy is winning

[DarkBazil]

fuck hipsters

[evanfity]

allright, i am fully ingaged in the hate movment of hating hipsters... but why the fuck do they get pbr!?

[G0dweiser]

@evanfity - Because it was specifically identified as working class in David Lynch's "Blue Velvet." Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper) asks Jeffrey Beaumont (Kyle MacLachlan) what kind of beer he likes; well, Jeffrey, being a college kid, says, "Heineken." Booth responds, "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Ironically, I don't think most hipsters realize the root of that trend, but there it is.

[nebulawas]

@G0dweiser Spoken like a true Hipster. Good job.

[G0dweiser]

@nebulawas Uh yeah, dipshit, I don't drink PBR or wear V-neck sweaters or listen to bands so obscure that they have four fans. So suck deez nuts.

[nebulawas]

@G0dweiser Hipsters don't have to wear shitty clothes or drink shitty beer. They just have to spew useless quotes and facts to make themselves look like they know all kinds of shit about all kinds of shit. So, good job, hipster.

[dweddings]

@nebulawas Hey, if you're gonna drink the hipster beer, be prepared to be considered a hipster. There are cheaper ways to get fooked up; try a 40oz you pompous private school ponce.

[nebulawas]

@dweddings Naw, see, in some places in the world, people judge you on how you act, as opposed to what you drink, how you dress. etc. Oh, and Mickeys/OE/Night Train is shitty too, kiddo. Cute, how you sit there judging people like a hipster. Cute.

[nebulawas]

@G0dweiser Oh, and I do drink PBR. You know why? Because I wanna get blackout drunk with my room mates for $15.

[GilbertSmith]

@G0dweiser Drinking awful beer to make fun of poor people makes hipsters bad in more than a few ways. Especially since, being amongst the working poor, I don't drink that shit. I pay the extra dollar for some Rolling Rock or Guiness, so I don't even know who they think they're making fun of.

[G0dweiser]

@GilbertSmith Dude, no doubt. But it's not like they're making fun of working poor now, because that'd be unfashionable, they're making fun of the working poor of days gone by. I'm not sure what the statement is, if there is any, except "We're douchebags."

For the record, there's Yeungling, which is popular in my area. Natty Boh used to be, but now its brewed by the PBR guys outside of Baltimore, so it's not the same beer.

[cowboyx1970]

@G0dweiser do they like the way it tastes? cuz there's much better tasting dive beer, Stegmier for one, Schlitz and Genny Cream ale

[dweddings]

@cowboyx1970 I think it's a name brand thing; like most other things Hipster, the appearance of knowledge is more important than the knowledge. They prefer the fiction to the reality, and so goes with authenticity. Thus, PBR.

[smittypunker]

@G0dweiser it is also referenced in the song my generation by green day ( a cover of the song by the who)

[CookedFaces]

hell yes! my high school is absolutely crawling with them! UGHHHHH!!!!

nerdraging, sorry folks! but seriously, that dude is fucking god :D

[icollided]

I don't understand what is wrong with being able to see my balls?

[MissHingu]

I'm not hipster, but I think this guy needs to get a life. Because hating someone only because they style is not normal...

[Sorasama]

@MissHingu It's not just style . . . it's narcissism and higher-than-thou attitudes some of them possess . . . plus pretending like they're a walking Wikipedia on art and music. I never realized how much art and music majors dislike them until I got to college. o:

[MissHingu]

@Sorasama Oh... Well I see they are douchebags then...

[G0dweiser]

@Sorasama Hipsters pretty much take that stance on everything; they act like they know it all. Part of that, of course, is that no one gives a fuck about much of what they know except them, the breast-milk cheese eating idiots.

[hackr4life]

he forgot to say one thing : fuck you hipsters

[isaiaselcaco]

damn 1:30 guy is the hipster version of ryan reynolds