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  • what is up with americans and hating on Canada? is there any video on youtube related to Canada without some american being an ass in the comments?

  • @asim0s0m thats america for you...

  • @asim0s0m no kidding. every single video i've seen on youtube, that might promote Canada in the least is filled with anti-Canadian comments from Americans. I guess jealousy can really make grown folks act like children.

  • XD

  • hilarious i say

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  • One of the most funniest moments of Russel Peters.

  • What can I say more? RUSSEL PETERS!

    Iana

  • hawdawg :D

    

  • hey, at least his parents wanted to be Canadians! i applaud that any day. most of the immigrants that come here think they need to live in china town and keep their old way of living. i have nothing against their old way of living in THEIR country, but why would anyone move to another country and act like they didnt go anywhere. you wouldnt go to your friends house and piss in the sink just because you do in your own house.

  • How to be canadian:Be boring, eat syrup all day, look ugly, beat seals, sit in a freezing cold shit hole in the middle of no where called canada with your small dick. Russel peters = boring comedy for canadian faggots. Canada THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

  • @MrCherubhair1 We don't eat syrup but rather drink it, seals are killed,our houses are equipped with furnace even if it is in the middle of NOWHERE,at least our guys have bigger dicks than Americans(could be our healthier eating habbits) so we keep ourselves entertained during long,cold winters in the middle of nowhere. Cheerios :)

  • @MrCherubhair1 Your intelligence proves that you'll be living in a box when you're older.

    Yes I'm Canadian, but at least I'll be able to fit through doors when I'm 30.

    Bow chika wow wow.

  • @MrCherubhair1 Oh and one more thing.

    Free health care, bitch.

  • @NinjaAssassin874

    Healthcare isn't free. You pay monthly for it based on income/need a card. And larger surgies/stuff that isn't necessary aren't covered. The lower your income, the less you pay. If you make no money up to the first bracket, you pay nothing for checkups and such. Pretty sure for broken arms you still have to pay for casting but not all the other processes involved.

  • @zebatov

    surgeries*

  • @MrCherubhair1 im gonna guess your american and sorry i couldnt really hear you over your almost bankrupt government such an awsome place to live when your country has a billion dollar debt unlike Canada over here were doing just fine with are polar bears and igloos you know i went to school today and found out my average was 84% isnt that higher then the majority of you americans?

  • @dubstepful1 CANADIAN LIER.

  • @dubstepful1 - Billion dollar debt.. LOL, dude, it's like a $14 trillion dollar debt and increasing. Yanks couldn't arrange a piss up in a brewery without getting into debt over it.

  • @dubstepful1 you must be from the northren part of canada cause from the part im from, we take cars and buses to school we dont have polar bears and we live in actual houses with heat and hydro and electricity, grow up asshole and become a real canadian, and stop giving us a bad name

  • @ThugzMcGee1 How am i giving us a bad name I didnt say I had ridden a polar bear to school or that we lived in igloos all i was doing was guessing that he was American and simply wen't about the common stereotypes that Americans apply to Canadians that they think are true so dont go putting words into my mouth. And btw grow up and become a real Canadian eh dude your names ThugzMcGee your either a black guy who is in no way possibly Canadian or a true Canadian anyways because true Canadians

  • @ThugzMcGee1 Part 2: because true Canadians have a european descent or native american or your some piece of white trash trying to act like a thug which is in no way a good representation of a real Canadian in fact your a mockary of todays society.

  • @gambatmc lol I'm still laughing, thats the most steryotipical statement ever on youtube... i love it!

  • @gambatmc YOU SIR ARE A TROLL! ;/)

  • LOL "hoddogs" xD

  • Day 1 of looking for @willythewildwino 's comment. wish me luck everybody.

  • @Rudyisawesome1 ctr + f, type in willythewildwino

    Your welcome...

  • @REDxCoD Um.... no context as to HOW i do that... i hit ctr f and typed in his name and nothing happened. Thanks.

  • @Rudyisawesome1 1. Not exactly sure you might need google chrome or firefox.

    2. Click view all comments.

  • @REDxCoD I have chrome, I have a Mac too.

  • @Rudyisawesome1 You type it in in the box that comes up or in the air? ...

  • @REDxCoD haha are you obsessed with me? kind of like canadians with americans. "Willy is stupid and he's fat and I have free healthcare" haha

  • @willythewildwino Yes, ofcourse I am completely obsessed with you. how'd you guess?

  • @Rudyisawesome1 good luck :)

  • @Rudyisawesome1 Uhh..maybe you can press "see all" to see every single comments and press Ctrl+F, and type in the person's name to find the comment?

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  • Hahah. Americans are full of killing, drunkies, smokies , fattiesss sorryyyy

  • garam kuttas!!!!!!! lol!!!!!! LOL

  • fun

  • all you trolls better shadap .. or well put you in the hospital for free eh!

  • hahah canadians smoke more pot than anyone else in the world.

  • @worstedcdogg As a Canadian I'd agree with you, but were not the ones getting jailed for something less harmful than alchohal. and for the fun of it: colour, flavour, litre, centre, fibre, humour, neighbour, labour, defence, offence, licence, etc. what are you gunna do about it EH to us ya housers EH, maple syrup EH

  • canadian people are dicks read the comments!!! jesus!

  • my friends and i were laughing our asses off at this at school during recess

  • I'm Canadian :D

  • i have bought a bbq HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • TONIGHT.... we will become canadians

    

  • i love how he says canada in the beginning

  • COOOOMEE??? LOL

  • barbeque is americas thing assholes.

  • @bigpabbs08

    It's really a human thing since all people came from what is now Jordan originally. I wouldn't be too proud of it regardless. You guys fry and BBQ some pretty disgusting and fatty shit.

  • @bigpabbs08

    We have the largest oil supply left in the world and we ALLOW water to run freely into the US for you to use for power. We could easily re-route the Columbia river and others and see how well you guys do then? Not to mention we're your biggest supplier of lumber. We made insulin what it is today which millions rely upon to stay alive. I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you, American. By the way, thanks for finally showing up to WW2 in '42 after we'd already been there a few years.

  • @zebatov You talk as if you represent your country.

  • @peterjbark

    Breaking news flash!: Everyone who proudly displays what country they are from on the internet, represents their country.

  • @zebatov Your constant use of "We..." is kind of giving me that sense. I don't believe you make the choices of whether or not something should be halted and controlled in your country.

    No need for the sarcasm.

  • @bigpabbs08

    "Better late than never." must have been coined sometime during D-Day by an American, I suppose.

  • yo guys, click "see all" (comments) then search "hikurashi83" and thumb up my comment >;D (just so you can help a simple canadian teenager get top comment on a 2.5 million video!!!!) thanks ;)

  • God Bless Canada. Our Home and Native Land!

  • Proud to be Canadian!

  • hawdawg-_-

  • Flavour to indians = burn your tounge off

  • Dumb ass -.-

    Arabs food have flavor.

    SMH.

    

  • I'm an American asshole and I am perrrrroud

  • This is hilarious !

  • "Hodogs" hahahahaha, I couldn't stop laughing! xD

  • Don't you love how this video is about Canada, yet people still can't stop talking about America? xD

  • @sorasgirl0 Canadians have a serious inferiority complex with the US. Canada is like the nerdy, unattractive younger sister that no one pays attention to, the US is the dumb, slutty, older sister with the big tits that all the guys want to fuck. The younger sister constantly tries to shit on everything the older sister does and mocks her for being stupid, but given the chance she would trade places with her in a heartbeat.

  • @willythewildwino This comment should be the highest rated....makes more sense than anything on Youtube haha!

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  • @willythewildwino In fact, please tell me, what exactly Canadians have to be envious of? Is it your national debt? The chance you might default and over night become a third world country? is it your unregulated industries that allows morons to borrow money they can't afford to pay back so they can buy things they don't need? Or your health care system that sentences people to a life time of paying off debts? That turns people away when they can't afford treatment? So tell me, Fatty, what is it?

  • @chuckb11 im actually from Vancouver, im not american. You need to relax

  • @willythewildwino You're so mixed up it isn't even funny

  • @chuckb11 be aware that willythewildwino says he's Canadian but he is in love with the US and he is quite dumb

  • @chuckb11 dont forget, a smaller military, yet a better trained one.ive dine joint exercises between us and the states and we're better

  • You're right though, America is like a slutty sister, the dipshit who whores herself out like you can earn respect by taking a load of cum up your cunt. When in reality, everyone that fucks her treats her like a joke and talks shit behind her back, calls her an idiot sleazy whore. How very apropos for your shitty culture, the two flush turd floating in the shallow waters of a toilet. Time to flush that corn log and wave good-bye.

  • @willythewildwino Cause you know, were 100 billion $'s + in debt. Also were very jealous you as a nation American you are superior, you invented Child Obesity, Congratulations sir.

  • Don't you love how thid video is about Canada, yet Americans still can't stop trolling? Honestly, thanks for validating our superiority complex by being so obsessed with us. xD

  • @unwinsis Lol, Canadians are so sensitive. xD

  • @sorasgirl0 I'm not lolz

    Fuck yeah for being a kickass Canadian! <333

  • @ChantelleBritney I don't know what I said but....yea! Fuck yea I guess...even know I'm American fuck yea Canada too! xDD Oh, I got it...Americanada!! Fuck yea!

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  • I do not want to be mistaken for an American - Unfortunately, the US has lost its liberal soul and seems to be repudiating the principles of equal rights, freedom and democraty on which the country was founded.

  • Why do both Americans and Canadians always act like such assholes to one another? Stop pointing fingers...you know you're both assholes to each other, so stop it.

  • The rice keeps falling through the grill Lol stupid FUNNY

  • LOL Garram(Hot) Kuthas(dogs)" God it is so weird to be from Bangladesh and know so many Indian words xD

  • @TooMuchRacism ur language did originate from indian language soo it makes sense

  • Hoddog Hoddog u know? Hodddddoog! LOL

  • I was watching this and I got an email. So when he said "we are going to *BOOP* tonight!!!!

  • why is a pakie talking about how to become Canadian? he's not really a canadian anyways, he just has a passport

  • @willythewildwino you idiot are you REALLY that fucking stupid?

    1) HES INDIAN!

    2) he is a Canadian citizen

    3) DON'T BE RACIST AND BREATH MY AIR! YOU MAKE PEOPLE STUPID WHEN YOU TALK

  • @willythewildwino I can tell you are a Brit nothing wrong with that but every time you see a "Brown" person you immediately call them a "Pakie." You do realize that there different cultures, races, and religions. Not every, again "brown" person is a Pakie. Now how would you like it if I killed you an Irish?............Fucking Retard

  • @TooMuchRacism im from vancouver

  • @willythewildwino o then my bad but still

  • @TooMuchRacism no you're right, i was rude. my apologies

  • @willythewildwino if i was as stupid as u i would shoot myself

  • @willythewildwino You do realize that anyone in Canada that's not Native American immigrated here as well right? Thus by your logic, you're not Canadian either.

  • @conjaro no, im not an immigrant, I was born here. You might feel that you are an immigrant and stole Natives land, but I dont. Feel free to leave if your guilt is to much for you to bear

  • @willythewildwino gasp they have red necks in Canada? "If you don't like it you can, just get out!"

  • @willythewildwino First off its Pakistani and second he is from Canada and has Indian origins so I don't know where pakie which should be spelled packie came from yah dumb piece of shit

  • Ahh this was before his dad passed away! RIP

  • @BoxerTwoZero I think his dad passed away in 2003 but he still has the same material

  • Hi,Hi Dont I Look Canadian Tonight? No, You look like a brown guy in canada...Your brown NOT white.

    I'm Brown ...AND I AM PROUD TO BE WHITE!!!

  • Ours will actually have flavour.....LOL ....:P

  • :) funny dude.

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  • i like American people they talk to me like they know me for years

  • GARAM KUTTAS...LMAO!!!!

  • hodogs...

  • thumps up if you came here from the christmas camp :P

  • @fevor111 what's a thumps?

  • Russell Peters is hilarious. And Indian food is absolutely delicious. We are very lucky to have had the benefit of Indian culture, cuisine and art brought to Canada. Just another example of how we, as humans, are better together and learning from each other than being separate and fearing one another.

  • I'm very proud to not be an American

  • @SoooBreezyy So you're a Breezy fan ha!!! so um I!!!! and you like russell peters too?! he's my fav. comedian.... but too bad, ur comment shows you are dump as fuck..sorry

  • @CBchrisbreezy who's breezy?

  • @SoooBreezyy well im not american but ur just immature

  • @SoooBreezyy

    word =D

  • @SoooBreezyy i agree, but odds are they will bring us down with them so it dont really matter

  • I'm Canadian born, and easily remember my very first day of school because it was the first time I was spanked by a woman (Mrs Sharma), my kindergarden teacher who happened to be Hindu. She had a stern but, loving hand.

  • Stop arguing about Canadians and Americans.. Fuck everybody and watch the video. Come again have a nice day.

  • Garaam Kuttas !!!!!!!

  • it has been discovered that the most popular food in england is tikka masala,haha

  • lol you can really tell the canadians from the americans in this comment section lmao.

  • @Acityandasunset ya, all the Americans can take a joke, and all the Canadians get super sensitive and start swearing and talking about the war of 1812

  • @willythewildwino WHO AS EVER HEARD OF THE WAR OF 1812? lol its from Mr.Young, but its a fked show...

  • @willythewildwino yeah, because in debates we like to refer to historic facts and proof and things like that... i guess we are wierd

  • @101andrewj what, like the war of 1812? it was 200 years ago, get over it.

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  • @willythewildwino Why should we get over it?

  • @jethrodassam because the most racist and oblivious americans are

  • lol insulting his home country =P

  • HAWT DAWG

  • LMAO CANADIA

  • "Well, the rice keeps falling through the grill"

    "This is a stupid method for cooking"

    LMAO!

  • garam kuttas omg lmao

  • great act and i like this video and keep up the great work

  • garam kutta aka hot dogs. hahahahahahah

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  • @jethrodassam dude shut up your just some fat ugly american from the deep south who thinks he knows everything about anything

  • @TheCoop954 Why do you assume I'm from the deep south?

  • I don't think the description was very clear on this, but this clip is "Russell Peters - How to become a Canadian Citizen".

  • He may be funny, but he is slow to get to the point i find...

  • @Iznogoudlawl You're the slow one. Oh, you must be Canadian.

  • LOLOL! I had a nice talk with an Indian lady in BC who showed me her paycheck to show how much Canadians get dinged for healthcare and taxes. It was much less than I paid. We had a long talk comparing melting pots cuz I'm a stater. I was like...keep your curries AND your saris. I'm still trying to figure out an Afr-Am version I can pull off.

  • I think he expected the rice thing to be alot funnier.....

  • @Beevan29 Well, it's a Canadian audience...no sense of humor.

  • @jethrodassam Easy big fella, I'm Canadian....

  • @jethrodassam canadians have a sense of humor, just were not like Americans, we dont laugh at racist jokes that often lol

  • @Epicocitygaming If any subject is off the table, you have no sense of humor. Why do you think racist anyway?

  • @jethrodassam Here you are, boring the shit out of Canadians in another Canadian video. Is this the vlog where you'll lure a child and hurt him or her? You have to be stopped. Let's get the ball rolling-can anyone reading this help to get a pedophile off of the internet and into treatment? If you ignore the problem it will persist. Jethrodassam has a fetish for Canadian children especially, and Jamaicans as well. Asians as well. Let's get this monster off of the internet

  • @juzu4me Oh, now there's a preference? Nothing worse than a picky pervert. lol

  • @jethrodassam Making fun of your potential victims now are we Jethrodassam. And when the police take you away in handcuffs you'll blame the kids you hurt. Unbelievable. While you're cruising the internet Christmas day for vulnerable kids I want you to remember one thing-you're going to get taken down. Once again, enjoy your solitude.

  • @juzu4me Where are you going for a month? Let me guess, that much better country just south of your border, that you just can't get enough of. I don't blame you. You must be so bored in that frigid wasteland.

  • russelpeterscomedy? It should contain more videos of Russel's but only2

  • possibly the most over rated comic working today. Likeable ,but he is so stale and not funny....(sorry).

  • @lilnetty2 It gets a little old. He has made millions off of this material, and has used the money with the mentality of a small-minded United-Statian.

  • i live in canada and my mom use to be freinds with him