i'd prefer him as King plus for any1 who watched his 'who do u think u r' episode he can stake a claim to it if somehow 99% of the royal family were wiped out, plane crash on a polo match maybe?
me too @ snagprophet.... we might have slagged the tories a few years back, but we had no idea what a catastrophic f**kup labour would cause later on.
That's probably the best description of Bo Jo I've ever heard... he does manage to catch most of them though. Unlike George W, whose words have not only run away from him, but have taken his pants and shirt and won't give them back...
My God Nortsoldier, that would be my dream match as well, imagine the noise if you had Baker and Blessed in the same room! The noise police would probably have to be called round to deal with it. The only problem would be that Angus Deayton wouldn't be on it, although they could do what they did with the Hamiltons and have one team have 2 guests. I cannot believe that you were thinking they exact same thing that I was.
"ah, I got you that time" - one of my favorite lines EVER.
evenstar0 8 months ago
"I just wasnt to assert my perogatives..." Boris has to be one of the best hosts for this show.
butcchmclovin 9 months ago
I am SPEECHLESS from how funny this is. like - I can't even fathom how hilarious this is. XD
evenstar0 9 months ago
"That's a big word for a pretty lady." Brilliant!
rtenewsonone 11 months ago
@RickDev15 Yes please.
AyBeeSeaDee 1 year ago
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"im im im in charge here"
:)
hiddenbutdeadly 1 year ago
I like how Boris' 'I'm in charge here!' got the biggest laugh yet...
DrunkenScribbler 1 year ago 11
Boris should be PM
flyingtoilet1 1 year ago
"Trick question of course, because spiders cant fly....!" haha
thundertid 1 year ago 6
Man, Boris has really shiny hair.
Vote for Boris is a vote for the PM with the shiniest hair!
Who wouldn't vote for that?
NicHklas9Nevermind 1 year ago
"I wanted Basil Brush ):"
mizzuks 1 year ago 2
People keep saying "Boris for Prime Minister". I say why aim so low? Boris for GOD!
MuninRaven 1 year ago 8
@MuninRaven God is Brian Blessed!
Schlurble 1 year ago
Sarcasitic voice possible - "Got you that time"
nortsoldier 1 year ago
"Well done folks!"
ladyj2502 1 year ago
"I'm in charge here"
Paul: facepalm.
hestheman929 2 years ago 6
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Boris Johnson - Britain's very own George W Bush
thedonraja 2 years ago
hes a billion times better
feueradder 2 years ago
in what way?
thedonraja 2 years ago
I say Boris sold that hippo joke!
PurushaDesa 2 years ago 12
If Boris became leader of the Tories I'd vote them no question.
Snagprophet 2 years ago 9
@Snagprophet why because he's funny?!!! actually to be fair you have a point, couldn't do any worse than Gordon
lickstickly 2 years ago
thing is he's friendly, funny and awesome, he'd be my ideal dictator because he'd be concerned with the goings of the country.
Snagprophet 2 years ago 7
i'd prefer him as King plus for any1 who watched his 'who do u think u r' episode he can stake a claim to it if somehow 99% of the royal family were wiped out, plane crash on a polo match maybe?
lickstickly 2 years ago 3
he's the closest thing politics has to a comedian.
Snagprophet 2 years ago
Car crash in a Paris tunnel maybe?..... Too soon I suspect.
hestheman929 2 years ago 2
me too @ snagprophet.... we might have slagged the tories a few years back, but we had no idea what a catastrophic f**kup labour would cause later on.
xraycortina 2 years ago
boris is the most huggable politician i've ever heard of.
and ian is probably the most huggable person in general.
i don't know why i think these things. i just do. :D
rainroom16 2 years ago 15
@rainroom16
I agree wholeheartedly!
Boris just makes me smile every time I see him! :-D
ClareLovesLife 2 years ago
I do love Boris, but it's like the words are running away from him and he's desperately chasing after them!
threecardmontegirl 2 years ago 19
That's probably the best description of Bo Jo I've ever heard... he does manage to catch most of them though. Unlike George W, whose words have not only run away from him, but have taken his pants and shirt and won't give them back...
FulchesterUnited 2 years ago 9
Excellent!
threecardmontegirl 2 years ago 2
boris is awesome
darthmoo7 2 years ago 15
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I think you mean awful.
wratched 2 years ago
better to be full of awe than have only some! lol got u there
darthmoo7 2 years ago
I... can't believe we gave this mad bastard the capital.
(You can insert your Ken Livingstone jokes below.)
TheConciseStatement 2 years ago 4
Thanks for this, not seen the full hour before
niemanickurwa 2 years ago 2
what does he say at: 2:16 ?
tohtorigyro 2 years ago
"...which means they're going to have a riot and stone Edwina Currie to death"
markus1357 2 years ago 8
hhahahha thanks!
tohtorigyro 2 years ago
trust me, im a lawyer...
don't think we'll ever here that sentence again.
fritspas 2 years ago 5
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Mayor of London, for fucks sake. I'd never speak to anyone who voted for him.
benawl 2 years ago
The sheer disbelief from Merton throughout the episode is the icing on this delicious cake.
Keskimaki 2 years ago 6
at 1:13, Boris first says "the answer is" and it takes him FORTY seconds to actually get the answer out. Gotta love Boris
djdogjuam 2 years ago 4
"Recondite's not a street" Haha, oh Ian...
siddistani 2 years ago 2
My God Nortsoldier, that would be my dream match as well, imagine the noise if you had Baker and Blessed in the same room! The noise police would probably have to be called round to deal with it. The only problem would be that Angus Deayton wouldn't be on it, although they could do what they did with the Hamiltons and have one team have 2 guests. I cannot believe that you were thinking they exact same thing that I was.
aubenhairything 2 years ago
Hahah, Aaw Boris, Bless Him ^^
IWantLandingSnow 2 years ago 6
thats a big word for a pretty lady!
adamclongden 2 years ago 3
to be honest i think the best show would be Brain Blessid hosting,Tom baker and boris johnson as panelists because there the 3 great presenters...
nortsoldier 2 years ago 4
i hate amos all his jokes are about race
courthero 2 years ago 14
so was richard pryors but he is easily one of the greatest comics to live!
DB3457 2 years ago
Not true. Some of his jokes were about him setting himself on fire when he was freebasing.
UpstateNihilist 2 years ago
true that!
acemaroon 2 years ago
Poor Boris!
You'd want to be the most assertive person in the world to rein in this lot!
allonoddy 2 years ago 15
i love you boris!.. lol.. 'actually trick question of coarse, spiders can't fly"
ekstc 2 years ago 18
"Paul, Paul... no Paul!"
moonducky92 2 years ago 12
LOOOOOOOL THE OCCASIONAL HIPPO
TheHusky9 3 years ago 21
well the bbc can make the news as long as they bloody want but they cut down what people actually want to watch down.
TeamFortressHeavy 3 years ago 13
Basil Brush should be the host someday, that would be amazing
chay20077 3 years ago 32
Full marks for Boris on his trick question about spiders being unable to fly.
razer259 3 years ago 97
I love Pauls expression of utter despair when he says that xD
Richiepookinshoo 3 years ago 17
how can they cut this down to 30 mins ?? there's gold on the cutting room floor...
Infloresence 3 years ago 126
yeah i know! 30 mins don't do this justice
KayumiNanahara043 3 years ago 12