Skyrim funny guard death

[funnymen17]

i took an arrow to the crack

[fireinthesky1394]

so that's what rockjoint looks like.

[NeckBreakerBallet]

um....fatality?

[Daelyah]

At least it wasn't in the....you know what, you fill in the blank...

[12Insomniac]

That's some fast-acting rigor mortis

[shiva1055]

you uploaded this in 4k? 4K?

[twreck228]

isn't that cute!

[HJSDGCE]

And that guy was just one day till retirement...

[DZCOSENTRY]

Boss said if ah move he'd shoot meh wit an arrow, better stay complety sti---

[ODSTFan07]

It's like they don't use Nords like they used to anymore

[masigouin]

Pour him i would not like to be that guy

[BountyHuntFH95]

Guard: Well only one more day till I retire, it;s such a beautiful da- oh shi........

[arnoldkearimal]

Planking at it's finest!

[Guitar19575]

@warboygeorge /\(•_•)/\

[lAmCanad1an]

I bet girls like him... Still hard and focused even in death LOL!

[Guitar19575]

U should have shot him in the knee!!!!

[warboygeorge]

@Guitar19575 -_-

[Ulfnarr]

a warhammer up the ass produces this peculiar rigor mortis

[HostConnection1]

I guess He loligagged

[ethanhp780]

did he use a paralisis potion?

[Gauge1245]

TIMMMMBEEERRRRR!!!!!!

[FunnyHolm]

And not a single fuck was given that day.

[lordcapucino]

freeze ray of death

[hamsterminator]

Love how his sword slid out of his scabbard and hovered there as he went down lol

[Th3AwesomeSpy]

howd u get that ?

[TheHarly1]

omg funnyiest vid ever.

[mikestand2020]

@TheHarly1 you must not have been on youtube very long...look up tobuscus if you want to see the funniest vid ever

[GrimCronus]

Wheres my fucking bacon?

[blackhole660]

its Call of Duty!

[sinqaid87]

if u get the angle right u can get people to plank :D!

[rossschcheese]

i use to ruin peoples lives by making them become city guards, but then i ran out of arrows

[Dem0nW0lf1]

@rossschcheese lol

[Darksilence130]

Surprise trust fall!!!! lol

[Blaghdude11]

@ombra247 No because when Chuck Norris dies, the world explodes

[Hazzerdino]

For me:

Wubbajack+Guard=Ash pile with sweet roll on top

[ombra247]

thats how Chuck Norris will die

[adamIIIIpl]

@ombra247

Chuck Norris will never die.

[MyHotshot100]

he was like ah dam I was four from retirement

[695Silencer]

no more lollygaggin for him awwwwwwwyyyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

[mosseslim]

Petrificus Totalus

[TheVerandaguy]

I suppose you could say...

*sunglasses*

He's a stiff now.

*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*

[RattKanVids]

He should get a medal. Even in death, he stands at attention.

[tRaShGuTz]

@RattKanVids In death, a member of project arrow to the knee HAS a name...

[ButOfCourse11]

@tRaShGuTz Robert Paulson?

[PudItOnUtube]

@RattKanVids to bad his wife cant say the same in bed

[Alibicat]

I killed this one Imperial who didnt get of of his chair in time and he glitched and had his hand in his pants xD

[ghosttharian]

@Alibicat He didn't come off in time.. with his hands in his pants. Okay, I will no longer defile your comment.

[TheMaxiEX]

like a bag of cabbage

[SasukeUchiha1951]

this reminds me of when you get a headshot in COD and the guy just falls back

[spenceracenine]

He parilized him lol

[demonagent]

loooooooooooool

[dontnukeme]

TRUST FALL!

[yaynessinmyanus]

his shield is still floating in the air.

[st33lcharge]

AND YOU EXPECT ME TO THINKS THIS IS FUNNY?!

[st33lcharge]

@st33lcharge cuz it is :)

[ToxicBankai]

LIKE A BOSS

[GmodMan98]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I tokk an arrow to the back.

[MrNightmare300]

You should get him in the knee

[crazykid12274]

Hes really good at planking

[9999sotis]

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Like a Boss

[MrFrustro]

I Was Playing And Something Like Thiis Happend To Me But Involved The Quest Bound To Death She Just Fell To Her Side

[TheZangoose1]

wow he is paralyzed steal his money! and armor it will look funny when he calls for help

[Warhawk0602]

"Ah what a beautiful day..."

*1 second later*

Son of a bitch...

[randomness45678]

thats like when a bandit thug attacked me and i had no health left and then my companion had a bow and killed him in one shot with yes, the irritable irony, an arrow to the knee

[NerdyGamer9000]

how did u do that?

[demigod335]

Arrow in the back!

[SuperFahd2012]

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

[MaxiPaxiTraxi]

its strange that the arrow did not came out on the other side

[ArnuxsGaming]

Statue much?

[bcbluecheese]

tlc or something like that

[DemonOfDarkness999]

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMBEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fenrirtwo]

@DemonOfDarkness999 I need to ask you to stop... that... shouting. It's making people nervous.

[DemonOfDarkness999]

@fenrirtwo

well met

[sabzmonster]

no lollygaggin

[SkyrimDoevikin]

wow the sword came out also

[bjrdelaney]

Yes, this guy probably has a loving family and friends, and you found his death amusing. Well so did I!

[Amarbogo]

and the sword and shield continue his duty as a guard

[TheProfInWoW]

thats a way 2 to mess whit the jarl..replacing the gaurds by dolls.

[Macder10]

He died like a boss.

[Mascaredoboy]

ROFLOLMAOMG *u*

[Spongebobjosh]

wel i gues u cud say...

88PUTS ON GLASES88

he relly let his gurd down.

OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

thums up if u agre :)

[mackannr001]

TIMBER!

[cosamedas]

Now how am I going to poop I ate whole lot of buffalo wings and I need to take my crap

[uknownusername1]

ok i could say something cool or funny or beg for a thumbs up but lets just save time and thumbs it up :) thank you

[tigercat621]

i bet that guard was thinking well it is a really nice d-- *shot with arrow* oh no XD

[SkyloftHero456]

Guard: Heh... Only Soldier Not Hit In The Knee

*Snick*

Guard: Crap...

[hipstertool69]

i used to be an adventurer lie you, until i took an arrow to the- uuugggghhhh.

[blatten123]

TIMBER!

[101narutowatcher]

"Well, today, im getting married, getting a promotion to a kings guard and gonna make a baby. Awesome."

*arrow hits*

"OH C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Sherwood368]

HHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH­HHHHHHH

[theblanktonee]

Guard: "At least i didnt get hit in my knee" oooooohohohoho

[therealslimshady9111]

i used to be a arrow then i took a gourds ass in the face

[fuzzybunny2300]

@theblanktonee Arrow to the Knee , lol watch that

[Coocoodurugu]

(guards mind) dragonborn themesong gught scrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

[zuser]

"Aaah... Just another morning in Sky-"

[WAKETEEN]

he had a seizure lol

[TheIRISHmanWALL]

the title is right



[Acusona]

Should have been in the knee...

[rez188]

HEHEH, floating shield/sword

[AK99ish]

WHERE THE FUCKIN FUCK IS MY BACON!!! Dx

[samsmith0303]

thants what happens whan lego guys step into skyrim

[zewerz]

thats not fnny at all

[360hackmaster]

HA LOL!

[Spikester555]

At least he didn't die from the shot in the knee...just saying.

[vanderdecken12]

Harry Potter moment, the sorcers stone with neville lolz

[greyheaven200]

Веселая игра )

[LilDrizzerr]

i love how the weapons r like still standing lol

[Bloodblaz]

I thought he this was gonna show someone kill a guard by shooting his knee. . . .

[kelson12345]

Well I guess you could say...

**PUTS ON GLASSES**

He really let his guard down.

OHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH

[TheWill5713]

@kelson12345 Wow thumbs up for that? That was not even funny

[96qwert69]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING BACON?????

[SidThaMunkay]

Gaurd : "This is not what i had in mind when you said a western form of acupuncture!"

[Roachmins]

Sleep tight, like a boss

[RaqueteQuizumba]

i guess you could say he was...

*puts on sunglasses*

PARALYZED...

[KirakTheDragonian]

Am I the only one who noticed his shield?

[TheWerewolfPrince]

what arrows r those

[greenmarine1000]

I used to be an adventurer like you ten i took an arrow to the knee -arrow hits his back- 3 years later... -sees guard walk by- i used to be a guard like you then a damn pickachu shot me in the spine with a bow and arrow

[jugs554433]

ow. my spine.

[Liam7391]

Guard: Promotion I Should Tell My Wife She'd be well proud !!

*arrow hits*

Guard: *long sigh while falling* (Silence)

[13thvanguard]

ahhh wat a lovely d...

( shot in back)

THUD!

[CurseCreep]

at least he spared the knee

[665tr]

lol i almost pissed myself, dunno why just found it really funny, thanks for uploading

[sparklysherman]

oh well at least its not in his knee

[zozo3298]

il est mort paralisé lol

[jaycarmine]

I used to be a guard, then I took an arrow to the spine.

[Deverestteam]

lol



[SuperGw123]

i like how the shield and sword stay there lol (im guessing somebody said this earlier but im too lazy to look at earlier pages)

[Zornarka]

Well, at least his knees are fine.

[Chiefpuka2000]

timbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[highwire97]

He use to take arrows to knee, but then his spine became a better target. (had to try XD)

[epicrobloxdude1337]

The bacon button is broken :(

[soulninjacat]

he was sleeping!!use a axe next time

[ssssparkssss]

wtf cool

[minipeach25]

guard: I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the...

*get shot*

guard:... BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!

[MultiFrozenCat]

@minipeach25 hahahaha

[DanEraser]

@minipeach25 These jokes are long not funny anymore

[9999sotis]

Thats what happens when you taken an arrow to the back...

[DragonLord247]

SUCK MY DICK SKYRI-

[kiwiefruit]

I guess you could say he got,

*sunglasses*

a stiffy.

[deathsinvite24]

@kiwiefruit YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[Masters9828]

you missed the knee

[RaNdOmNeSs569]

straight as an arrow... in the knee

[HipsterDanmaku]

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

[ChaosSharlax]

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TAZER!!

[TheMadhatgamers1]

that guard seen an arrow coming to his knee so he fell

[EUGENE884]

"TAZER" "TAZER"TAZER"!

[Ezio360472]

heh heh, he fall down

[TheTrollerz]

*guards mind* Ahh 2 days till retirement

*Arrow hits*

.....Son of a bitch

[LiViNgFeAr12]

@TheTrollerz he used to be an adventurer until he took an arrow to the spinal chord

[ichuckyourface]

He saw tits at the same time. He couldn't concentrate on death.

[JakeTheSpy]

"CERTAINLY IS A FINE DAY TODAY."

*Shot* *Thud*

"YES, FINE INDEED."

[khmersotheaNINJA]

WOW LMFAO!!!

[Waffleman247z]

Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you...then i took an arrow in the..>----->...ASS!

[KiWiDingDong]

No lollygagging.

[A7Xfan3424]

Guard: lemme guess.. someone stole your swe- Uh......

Dovahkiin: what the hell?

Assasain: NYAN NYAN NYAN! (runs off)....

[dinoboy899]

dude he passed out like a goat!:P

[XxA5AFxX]

DIED LIKE A BOSS.

[BaseCastVids]

trust fall..

[Blurtex33]

..youre playing Skyrim on the pc. wut.

[HappyWolfie1]

Akimbo

[XIIIEvangelion]

FATALITY !

[delta38vader]

He just.....falls over as if he were a lego figure.....lol.....

[ddrlear]

"Ah, such a lovely day. Not a dragon in si-"

-shot with arrow-

"FUUUUUU"

[Beanz4251]

its a decoy!!!!!

[mega0968]

0:02 to 0:06 *Awkward Smile*

0:07 LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF!

[MrZombieBiscuit]

It hit his spine, he can't move!

[clubpenguin475]

The title is a lie!The gaurd is not funny,he got seriously hurt.The video is the funny one.

[YoivaporuncaminoV2]

what a wonderful day i cant believe i finally got married to my sweetheart just yesterday

and shes happy that were going to be a mom and dad soon only a matter of time until our baby is born and the captain gave me a bonus plus a promotion and with the money im making ill be able to buy the beautiful house my wife always wanted i cant wait to see her face when i come home with the deed of the house...thank you gods.. for everything

im the happiest man in all skyrim ... (ARROW) .....

[federicopolisha]

The arrow should be pushed through his body when he falls to the floor, that would be awesome xD

...my gawd im sick :P

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

@federicopolisha It would've been awesome though. Maybe they'll make a patch for that! And even if they don't somebody could always mod it in.

[lotrfan771]

wow, that's one disciplined guard, lol.