Cyanide & Happiness - Speed Racist (Legendado)

[crsaty]

amuoiono sempre

[crsaty]

mamuoiono sempre ee

[ThePjdineen]

WTF was that

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

could of said "have a nice day!' but NOOOO!...dead monkey friend!

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

xDDDD couldnt stop laughing at the beginning...

"go back to africa!'

[MrSethcorvinus]

@xSmellTheRainbowx LMFAO i cant stop laughing.

[MrDuckemy]

Epic troll face at 2:39

[joost199611]

sweet sassymelassy!!

[Erech01]

Like American History X. Only animated and much shorter.

[Pro1337Sn1px0r]

OH! WHEN HE CRASHES ITS LIKE THE GUY WITH THE RED CUP ON HIS HEAD FROM AUSTIN POWERS! LIKE IF YOU SEE SO OTHERS SEE MY COMMENT AND GET IT TOO!

[Wilshire8862]

Watch this with the CC on, its priceless!!!

[BlueRoseLeader]

I wonder what speed racer thinks of this. Oh and BbreakingSkiesMedia, if I may kindly present a rebuttal, Go fuck yourself with a cactus :D

[imacanoli897]

Press 6 repeatedly to invoke hemorrhaging from the ears. 

[TechDeck3663]

press 9 repeatedly for clock-like nazi helmet...

wunderwaffe dg-3?

[Sohostarrlight]

I learned my spanish from this video.

[DeusExMunKy]

@Sohostarrlight Those are Portuguese subtitles...

[MELOVESTHETRUMPET]

@DeusExMunKy more the reason for racism in this world.

[mamezerox]

@Sohostarrlight is not spanish dude is portuguess....

[FlightTeamOne]

Thumbs Up if you rewound the video to see what the guy said when he passed by the first time

[internetlie13]

Por queeeeeeee!

[HeavyTrolling]

technically, nazi's werent racist.

[SupaGreenMonsta]

@HeavyTrolling Nope. Just Hitler.

[johnboy7822]

@HeavyTrolling How where they not racist?

[TheGam3rbl00d]

@HeavyTrolling technically, your a dumbass. how were they not racist!?!?!

[GaiaFisher]

@TheGam3rbl00d @joselardi22 The Nazi Party was not racist, it was a political group that was corrupted and made racist by Hitler's belief in the Aryan race's superior abilities. They were a legitimate party before he took over.

[joselardi22]

@HeavyTrolling they were

[xXThePanzerXx]

@HeavyTrolling THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH

[CsDeathshadow]

@HeavyTrolling they are

[Shadowthedgehog1]

@HeavyTrolling They considered themselves a superior race, and looked down on others, such as the Gypsys, or the Jews (1 tribe of the Israelites, who I guess were distinct race by themselves), or black people - that's definitely racist.

[nmfff]

@HeavyTrolling racism implies the belief that one race is inferior or superior to another...they thought arains were the greatest race in existance...yes they were racist.

[Illier1]

@HeavyTrolling Neo Nazi's are

[RayquazaParahax]

nice swastika...

[Marques1995Gene]

Im ok from the crash, but the FIRE!! OOOOHH SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

[DoTheBobSaget]

How the fuck do you live that long???

[gabbagrafton]

gf?

[0RocketHamster0]

how do i comment bentai sinco i am james

[xmarky1000]

the driver have a nazi helmet

[gamingandfun]

@xmarky1000 dont you say?! ;D

[sebbhawk1239]

I guess this is the happy part of cyanide and happiness.

[tiochocabron]

so american!

[odude2500]

who HASNT seen italian man who went to malta. exactly

[guardiandevil3]

go speed racist go speed racist go speed racist GO!!!

[KillEveryoneKillPhil]

hahaha this reminds me of will ferrell



[gummybear31003]

what freakin eye balls dos he have to melt???

[Doombringer411]

I think he is pain...then again.....

[AngelTerrorist]

stop, drop, be racist

[pepsipower1999]

that was so amazing!.....thumbs up if you like Skyrim...^_^

[PandasAreCool34]

He used to Swing from the trees but now he BUUURRRRNNSSSS!!

[MrSmile8808]

omg i saw the nazi sign! O.o

[albinoborrito666]

thats upsetting :( if ur racist if doesnt mean u cant save a monkey :)

[Diortelon]

Why Chim Chim?!?!

[wparoo]

@HailTheBrull You take out recyclobers!

[TheCALLofAwesome]

YOU RACIST! Only black people can resist fires...

[marcokiller13]

Cooooooooome bak to africa!!

[sojirokaidoh2]

Master Racer

[TheNatsu2000]

lol nazi helm

[ashleygomez4957]

guys dont even comment ur not gonna get the 1st or 2nd comment,look at what your against,226,and 105,just drop it.

[MatYerffej564]

HA HA you carsh to the tree!

[epikrobloxiandude]

0:06 nazi sign on helm

[Smhawk100]

Now isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I?

[cheezycrackers221]

Niggers can't call the cops because they'd arrest him.

[jorgenvb123]

go back to afrika bamm!!!! ofc he will not help xD

[alan001ify]

jajajajajaja xD

[KinInuzuka]

por que!!!!

i speak enlgish

[roald12345]

No.. too long vid...

[MrJimboster]

black guy doesn't do shit. shocker

[MissTweetySwaggxx]

Stfu, enjoy the video & stop complaining . Sheesh -_-

[superkyle64ds2]

press 3 then 4 for im racist lol

[Whenchy]

Chim chim the hero. RIP

[Fourhand1917]

The racist being subtitled in Spanish makes this so much better.

[Angelsweet9090]

@Fourhand1917 That's not Spanish lol it's Portuguese

[isravan99]

y u no shut up

[MaacStudios]

Deserved to die. Y? Nazi.

[HailTheBrull]

Everyone's a little bit racist.

[BlueRoseLeader]

@HailTheBrull Not me

oh no?

NO XD

love Avenue Q

[djbackflip8]

@HailTheBrull no im not

[BreakingSkiesMedia]

@HailTheBrull yeah fuck all them black people..

and the asians! oh yeah, and the jews! and the fuckin white shit race.. oh yeah and all retards... or women! or.. or... or men! and christians! or ...

[MorganaMacLeod]

@BreakingSkiesMedia You suck c*ock big time, I know you didn't mean it but still.

[claudiowriedt]

me no

[chrischo53]

@HailTheBrull yeah right, FUCK YOU TOP COMMEND xD

[badenielsen]

@HailTheBrull yep, every race colour or sex, everyones racist at some point:)

[L337MNKY]

saying white people are racist based on the past would be like saying all germans are nazi pricks its not fair. The hate directed at white people for things, in this day and age they had nothing to do with just breeds hate in them for others its ridiculous how a little ignorance can effect so many

[Androkon]

Ich bin wohl der einzige der einen deutschen Kommentar geschrieben hat . lol

[twilightandnewmoon10]

ok

[twilightandnewmoon10]

ok

[Mr123HC]

kids don't be Racist

[FolkBoyify]

0:48 BURN MUTHA FUCKA BURN! XD

-Black kid

[letitbeknown840]

I guess he didnt give a shit about Spriddle.

[98Foreverme]

LMFAO



[espaach]

press 9 for a spoiler :)

[TheStorm2406]

2:25 does anyone see the swastika? O_O

[RUNandGUN911]

@TheStorm2406 Yes everyone does.

[Toucan701]

The other guy just looks at his mail while Chim Chim is burning alive! I would have saved Chim Chim.

[szakiricky]

Thinking that white people are racist, is very racist.

[AlanHolmes1234]

@szakiricky white people are racist

but so are blacks, indians, mexicans, and everyone else

EVERY is racist to a certain degree

its just a level of HOW racist u are that is the difference

[tk7o8]

@szakiricky not to be rude... but the correct term would have been stereotypical

[PaintballRush222]

@szakiricky Speed Racer was white. This is a parody of Speed Racer.

People are so dumb...

[Camaro33125]

@szakiricky its a stereotype not racism. racism is morally wrong, stereotypes ppl ony percieve to be wrong.

[cerberus144]

Spritle was in the trunk too, but he died on impact.

[DeathTheKid8888888]

After 2 minutes of burning, u would expect the car to blow up. (0:23-2:23)

[pinkpuffles22]

Someone who is racist wouldn't know all of those words

[sirmidor]

wow that helmet looks really huge at the end.

[XxNinjjaCChopxX]

CHIM CHIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[dudeking333]

Dude I went to get some water at the beginning of this video and when I came back he was still screaming. He then proceeded to explode :D

[ThePookdawg]

*from the beginning* HUH! Black guy!!! :D

[goatmanguy]

why is the racist always a white guy?

[Cesariono]

@goatmanguy The Nazis and KKK are more well-known. These were groups populated majorly by Whites.

[biftedes]

@Cesariono the KKK did not believe that whites are better than others etc but that americans are... They chased irish, greek, english and other white people you know...

[bosebucks375]

@goatmanguy white guys mainly invented racism in the 1700s

they kept being racist in the 1880s

everyone else started being racist by 1980

[TheClaybones]

@bosebucks375 "Invented racism?" You're retarded

[shaun12594]

@goatmanguy who else besides a white guy is a racist

[TheClaybones]

@shaun12594 People aren't limited in their prejudice by race

[shaun12594]

@TheClaybones that's cool bro

[PopeKurt]

@goatmanguy same reason there are racists.

[4ingP]

@goatmanguy Because advocates for racial tolerance are racist.

[TheDifferentY0u]

@goatmanguy Cause it would just not be the same, with a black guy wearing the Nazi cross. Just saying.

[Rik4100]

@goatmanguy because the most idiots think those are the biggest racists

[Laxwilim]

@goatmanguy One was a horse.

[SnickerBaby09]

@goatmanguy because it's usually white people downing other races,but it could go either way with others as well.

[Paddeiii]

@goatmanguy for the irony, his skin gets black being burned

[CaptainObvious0000]

@goatmanguy

a racial prejudice :D

[Ssonicmovies]

@goatmanguy If you saw his helmet at the end... He was a nazi...

[BlackLink27]

@goatmanguy Only white people can be rascist.

[Fossbear]

@BlackLink27 idiot...

[TheJaaysog]

@goatmanguy because white people have murdered,hung,raped and lynched black people for over 100 years and the captains of slave ships were white not to mention the slave masters.

[EngineerAdams]

@TheJaaysog

Do not judge me on the sins of my ancestors, judge me on my own sins.

[Worldofwarcraftbrahz]

@TheJaaysog 364 years brother. I wonder why the white people ancestors caused that terror. And they call the middle eastern's terrorist's.

[barricade021644]

@goatmanguy cuz they start all the bullshit of racism

[Zvanteman]

@barricade021644 Oh right, the parts in Africa from the bibles dont contain a single racist ^^ lol.

[barricade021644]

@Zvanteman wow >.< 

[dorjjodvo1992]

@goatmanguy cuz it is like that....no other explanation

[TheAngelHavoc]

@goatmanguy Because according to society, white people are the only people who can be racist.

Go figure.

[TriniLycan]

@goatmanguy 1. he has a swastika meaning he's a nazi

[Angelsweet9090]

@goatmanguy Because if you look at the history throughout time, it's always White people against either themselves or other ethnicities. Therefore, it's easier to point the racism to white people.

[barnabyray11]

@goatmanguy the creator is black? or YELLOW

[MrGameDude6]

72 people have been offended by Speed Racist

[Bendejusie]

00:03 nazi :D

[dicto95]

fuck negar

[aquamarus]

@dicto95 troll.

[blackbadmac]

@dicto95 fail troll, cant even spell...

[Shaqizepic]

How'd he have mail? The flag was down!

[NCStatePackAttack]

@Shaqizepic where I live, you only put the flag up when trying to mail something. Learn something new everyday huh?

[simonejordysgaming]

Those damn child locks get me every time..BOOM!

[MattHazard1]

I don't get racism, everyone would unite if there was an external threat like evil aliens.... Yeah far fetched but it's still a possibility.

[LeighTheGenius]

@MattHazard1 Everyone would unite but white people would have to do all the work fighting off the aliens, then black people would sponge off whats left and shoot people.

[Byron10301]

If someone called me a filthy hairy [my nationality] and then crashed into a tree, I think I'd still call an ambulance for them ... unless I was part of a comic sketch, in that case I probably wouldn't care ... don't bad mouth eachother for skin colour guys, as far as I am concerned, the whole species is FUCKED. If I could be born again, I would defo prefer to be a potatoe over being human.

[ajrushmd]

@ky4ence Racist Asshole.

[ky4ence]

Thumbs up if the 2nd top comment is a nigga

[multicookie1000]

@ky4ence your a racist bastard

[ky4ence]

@multicookie1000 god made black guys with the monkeys not me bro.

[ahasysv]

@ky4ence racist prick

[ky4ence]

@ahasysv niggers gonna nigga

[HolyHappyHead]

:nyancat:

[mex55]

HE USED TO SWING FROM THE TREES BUT NOW HE BURNS~!

[DemonDownings66]

He had a swashtiku on his helmet

[wow3214]

@DemonDownings66 *swastika

[xxXpitboyXxx]

I am *insert race* and i am so offended!

[irenewabissa]

....dude then again i can understand why the black guy didnt help the racict but why didnt he help the monkey?

[abbys36505]

Poor chim chim what did he do?

[OasisStyles]

CHIM CHIM WHY!!!!

[noobishnoobnumberone]

0:15 First guy in Cyanide And Happiness to have pants...

[Etheot]

"The door still works !" but he rides a motor -_-''

[kohanjamy]

I wonder what would happen if this happened to all racists

[BenFilthy]

thumbs up if you cared more for Chim Chim's life than Speed Racist's

[TheGooGooGirl12345]

@BenFilthy who the hell is chim chim?



[FolkBoyify]

@TheGooGooGirl12345 THe monkey at the end