August 16th: Finding--and Licking--a Cat

[mthsbandrocks]

Poople. Lawlz.

[iswimsodeep]

Toby's a cutie.

[kavyamj]

That cat was licked by AWESOME!

[harrySTINKINpotter]

@TheEditingShop u should always make the joke

[TheEditingShop]

@harrySTINKINpotter The joke was made out loud, I assure you ;)

[TheEditingShop]

Should I make the joke?

[mortaloak]

@TheEditingShop I would expect nothing less.

[TheEditingShop]

@mortaloak Hey Robin, fancy seeing you here! I said the joke out loud, believe me ;P

[mortaloak]

@TheEditingShop Hey :) I think I'd find it more absurd a coincidence if the video was not entitled 'finding and licking a cat'. I'm sure it was inevitable we'd end up here, though the timing was undoubtably impressive. Was anyone around to hear it, in or out of context?

[RaincloudPlay]

... the forth circle shouldn't overlap with "People I Know."

[vidkid42]

Haha I kinda wish you'd had to go into Petsmart lol

[rachinapotter]

I'm laughing so much the people at starbucks think I'm crazy!!1

[TheHannaFactor]

Nerdfighters! They're the ultimate circle!

[wearethebomb42]

this is my birthday! hooray!

[rosephoeniix]

@wearethebomb42 Happy Birthday for 5ish days ago! I hope you had an awesomely day of awesomeness! dftba xo

[Wrash16]

@wearethebomb42 I see we have the same birthday! hooray!

[SerenaMorganLuna]

We had an albino squirrel in my town... it got ran over by the postman... i feel ashamed for not protecting him :'(

[ShannonIsJammin]

This comment is coming to you in three parts:

Part one: I laughed ridiculously loud at your plan B for it being 5:30 am.

Part two: I licked my cat after this video, because he happened to be sitting right next to me.

Part three: In his attempt to get away from me, his claw got stuck in the usb port of my laptop. Poor kid.

[followfirefly]

Plan B. PLEASE DO IT.

[bookreaderm]

I appreciated the Rasputin joke. :) Go nerdfighters!

[Igo2seekagr8perhaps]

sorry, that's wrong. i meant to say that according to john's diagram, the population of Indianapolis equates to about half of the world's cat owners :)

[Igo2seekagr8perhaps]

according to John's diagram, half the world's cat owners line in Indianapolis. :)

[treesarenotblue]

Plan B should happen. Please.

[MsMeloo]

Next punishment: Plan B.

[youcantgotopigfarts]

I'm supposed to be sleeping and it's pretty hard pretending to be doing that after I heard your Plan B... Laughed for 2 straight minutes :)

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

I wanna see his back his back up plan!

[MegaBookWormGirl]

When you said "Poople" I immediately thought of Boots from Gregor the Overlander. I hope people thumb this up because you read Hunger Games, and the author of Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins) also wrote Gregor the Overlander. And that series is way too underrated in my oppinion compared to how popular the Hunger Games trillogy is.

[lookingformybluebox]

@MegaBookWormGirl The Hunger Games and Gregor are both my favorite series! The last Gregor the Overlander book made me cry a little- and I really hope she makes more even though the series was supposed to end.

[confundedforever]

I'm laughing way too hard over the thought of plan B

[czanghi]

That part of John Green's face. Hank's favorite part!

[tabihennalovesyou]

I kinda wish you would of gone with plan B

[floopowder7]

'Does that say people or poople?'

[ringsiderebel]

i like john's plan b

[supergreendude]

Deep economy in your pants!

[LMNOP1214]

I love how John says "Paper Towns".

[ATOMICslice]

3:08 i officially want to do a video where i do this

[XocclumencyX]

That's a nice graph :D

[theusedx0]

I literally just sat here and laughed for about 5 minutes...

[sharpieface123]

haha, my cat was in my lap while watching this. i looked down at him and he looked up at me with some sort of understanding 0_o

[pokecrazygal]

a deathday cake? am i the only one that thought of the Harry Potter deathday party for Nearly Headless Nick?

[wolfmoonharvest]

I am thinking of writing a short story called Passengers...in your pants.

[dannerzme]

2:25 lmao!

3:00 Cat: What just happened?

[MoonintheClouds]

Licking a cat in Petsmart should have been an eventual punishment

[TheEvetscipELP]

Woodie Guthrie just seems to follow John Everywhere! it's in his basement, in his book, Paper Towns and on the wall behind him! and partly on his brother's guitar O.o RUN JOHN! WOODIE GUTHRI IS STALKING YOU!

[meghanaaaaaa]

giggling about poople.

[kittendancer]

THERE IS A NERDFIGHTER OUT THERE WITH MY NAME! *Maire* MAJOR EXCITEMENT IS HAPPENING!

[kittendancer]

deep economy....in my pants.

[gingersnap1212]

No john, he is like Harry Potter, even though you try and try...you just CANT FREAKING KILL THEM

[Gagne1982]

giggling...incessantly

[eeli1]

NOTED EVIL BABY LADY

[walkerbot21]

since you have licked toby the cat i think the next logical step is to lick tobuscus

[Izzybellxoxo]

Russian history nerd fighter.

[uuravil]

Watching these old vids. John blinks several times!

[Bluebird11235]

RA RA RASPUTIN 

[pablohthegreat]

@Bluebird11235 lover of the russian queen

[HarryPotterTrio91]

It's weird because whenever I hear Toby, I think of Toby Turner aka Tobuscus.

So...John licked Toby.

[MrRydude17]

hah.

im a history nerdfighter.

and i enjoyed watching you lick a cat.

[craziness101]

WEWT Russian history nerdfighters~

[skylalafroese]

This Russian history nerd is so happy right now.

[KadenKryptonite]

I want to see that Pet Smart plan, like right now. This is mainly because I am still laughing at the idea and have, because of this, seem to have forgotten how to breathe.

[Carliekinz]

Bill McKibben is my neighbor! FTW!

[EcoFriendlyEmma]

Russian history Nerdfighters FTW!!

[mskillzeee]

Next time John has to do a punishment, we should make him lick a cat from Pet Smart.

[TaraAnneLove]

My eyes got huge when he said " It's almost like I'm making up for not having hair some where else."

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Nerdfighter!!!!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

You guys should still do something with the evil baby orphanage!

[kingophio]

HOW WITH THE BOOKCASE SWITCH AT 1:00 YOUR HEAD HAS MAGICAL POWERS.

[MsGetacar]

His back up plan is so jokes.

[addiesays]

it's so cute how he thought there were retro nerdfighteria traditions in 2007

[ohxromance]

I don't remember laughing harder at a Vlogbrothers video. For some reason the idea of going to a stranger's house to lick their cat just tickles my funny bone.

[Evimarie08]

adorable cat is adorable.

[MissWinged]

yaaaaaaaay this was my birthday :P

[anlichan]

Toby looks like my cat, they're both so adorable~

[MosstarKitteh]

I am surprised that I knew what you were talking about when you brought Rasputan up XD

[jessasong]

not sure if this title was the best one for my Grandma to stumble ac across me watching.

[LindseysBackyardLive]

I was playing have you ever on my iPod today, and one of the questions was lick a cat. It made my day :)

[Wafflelactic]

Ra Ra Rasputin

[plainoutofthisworld]

I think I vaguely remember licking my cat after watching this video the first time. That's a weird taste.

[tinnyslife]

....It says 'Doople'.

[Evimarie08]

that cat is adorable.

[AniChanLOVESkittys]

YAY! Russian history nerds!!!!!!!!!

[MajesticHatskies]

If you're going to lick a cat from a pet store, NEVER EVER choose Petsmart. EVER. Just trust me on that one...

[lifeambrosial]

Yay! Russian History references for the win!

[breakingstars]

this made me lol so hard

[ifeelrelaxed]

TIME FOR SOME VENN DIAGRAMS!!!

[dawnnerdgirl]

You should still go to Pet Smart and lick a cat

[989swimmer]

@disneyZorrofan1 he blinked a whole lotta times in that video

[makeoohsothoughtful]

oh dear

[QJosephP]

Nerdfighters are poople too! :)

[pienkunicorn]

John looked so excited after he had licked Toby.

I love the vlogbrothers soooo much. They make my live atleast 20% more awesome. If not more.

[disneyZorrofan1]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh! At approximately 1:08 John blinked on the word "liz"

[DaftAnime]

moi-ra

irish name

[TwiztedClover]

Toby is so cute and fluffy! He looked kind of scared though like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ROTFL

[Lainalynn]

I love the very brief look of horror on Toby's face immediately after he is licked.

[Suzidoodle]

@Lainalynn Hands down THE best moment of the video. I watched it twice just to see that micromoment of terror. And then I collapsed into giggles.

[TheAninas]

Why do I think the backup plan would've been funnier?

[nillie1234]

The pet store one would have been more fun hahahaa

[Sloppyjoemess]

I have a cat named Toby! XD

[KittnzNChz]

okay thumbs up if in the beginning you saw the book behind him on his shelf...and laughed.

[Spankymunoz]

I thought it said "Doople".

[JessicarVroomVroom]

OMG now I wish he couldn't have found a cat! That image of him running out of Pet Smart after he had licked a cat is hilarious!!!

[katnisspeeta12]

Oh god I am cracking up from a mental image of John licking a kitten and running out of Pet Smart. olo.

[IzziCM]

Finaly taking a history GCSE is paying off!

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

3:01 Cat is scarred for life.

[cindyluvsdemselandjb]

your devotion to nerdfighteria is AWESOME.

you should've licked a cat in pet smart. just sayin' (:

[dragonmastriss]

"...and then I'd run." ROFLMAO

[laurenreece3333]

This video is responsible for me peeing myself

[MelodieRose13]

History nerfighter FTW! Also the kitty didn't look to pleased with being licked on the head xD

[chelsealauren2010]

Rasputin joke made me lol and spill my french fries xD

[CoHOCD]

0:28 I can only think of two places he wouldn't have hair, and I don't wanna even think about one of them... o_O

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

@CoHOCD He is referring to when he waxed his leg in his previous video. Watch it. He also eats a blenderized Happy Meal.

[CoHOCD]

@MadeofAwesome4ever oh! Duh! I have seen it multiple times, I just wasn't even thinking of that.

[got2dance4fun]

0:42 HE BLINKED!

[theoneinblackandblue]

I've seen the albino squirrel at the UT campus!! Supposedly you get good luck after this rare moment happens. I don't remember if I had a lucky week when I saw the squirrel.

[tibees]

My name is Toby! haha :)

[chinchila102]

how did it taste

[lani26lani]

wait... I've been waiting for the announcement of 'Paper Town' 's title. did he do that in a previous vlog? or was this the first time? AAH! I was expecting it! (watching all the vids from january 1st for the past two nights 8D)

[WorsethanADD]

Russian history nerdfighters!

[ashleyzbz]

I would've preferred to see the Pet Smart plan.

[helloxworldx3]

watch the john's eyebrow movement from 1:17 to 1:18 really amuses me.

[TheWarnerSister]

Toby is so cute!!! :D

[123MangoTango123]

classic.

[FlexDoRight]

Hey if this dilemma presents its self again i heard LOTS of people will let you lick their cats on craigslist...

[Beelie317]

OMG! His shirt is from where I went to school! The albino squirrel lived at UNT. Awesome!

[KoriKitti]

I still vote for invading a pet store, licking a kitten and evacuating.

[ZoeMoi]

I had totally forgotten this video and then I had to watch it twice because I spend the whole time looking at the picture behind John thinking "that's the "this maschine..." picture!!!!"

Ohhhh the past :D

[longhairgreeneyes]

This was hilarious! I LOVED your back up plan, I cackled out loud!

[TheAllKnowingTribute]

Guess it's a good thing Nerdfighteria was formed.

Because we know that (with all due respect) your fitness level isn't exactly of high standard.

(And neither is mine quite frankly.)

[bacdafucup98]

my birthday 16 august

[Dirtboy101]

John is licking pussy... cat.

[TheEmptyLocket]

Loved the Rasputin joke :) and your backup plan

[HelloFutureKari]

Rasputin FTL!

[ashmaffick]

rasputin yeh

[nathan13x]

Can't stop laughing :L :L

[survivewild]

I got the joke but I don;t think of myself of a Russian history nerd

[Criscogurl21]

I laughed my ass off at the ending. I can't even imagine what people would do or think. But it would be so funny.

[biteme32092]

oh and i already knew about Rasputin.... not because i have a fascination with roman history, but because i love to watch bonus features and listen to commentaries and the Rasputin story is in the commentary for Anastasia :)

[biteme32092]

if i had been watching this when it came out, i seriously would have suggested a pet store lol. i was laughing throughout almost the entire thing :D

[shantrues]

Oh my goodness, I almost wish Nerdfighters didn't come through because I would have love to have seen the Petsmart cat lick LOL

[mithwenarataur]

Your backup plan just made me choke on my tea and now I've got Lemongrass Green Tea in my nose. Thank you :-)

[jasmlim]

oh my gosh, i actually get the rasputin joke this time round!

i am rewatching the older vlogbrother videos and we just finished studying rasputin in our russia history topic.

that is so made of awesome

[luvs2danc]

I need to see a video of you licking one of pets marts cats :D

[ferngirltlc]

Wow. I don't think I've ever heard a dilemma like this one. It's pretty amazing that you can find people to let you lick their cat! I volunteer at the humane society, so I can let you see a cat any time you want. Heheh

[suckabear]

omg you have a "This Machine Kills Facisits" picture!!! Hell yes!

[XxNeonxLemonsxX]

I kind of want you to go do the petsmart thing now. that would be freaking hilarious

[SmilinSweetpea]

I started laughing when you were on your way to go lick a cat. . .and I didn't stop until the video was done.

[tiffanykirstie]

THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BDAY :D

[BriBri897]

@tiffanykirstie ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! :)

[SilverWolf202202]

i havent laughed this much in a long time...ok i havent laughed in a long time but this is so funny, i love ur vids

[FlamingCamera]

He should totally have done the PetSmart thing! That would've been awesomely awesome!

[ChrisERiley93098]

lol, ending

[Breakingbenjamin42]

And then I'd rrrun!

[sineadsmithh]

that would be kinda weird going into someones house who you dont know at all just to lick their cat

[rosemorningangel]

Rasputin ... XD

That joke made me giggle.

[shRkfrnZ]

You'd never be allowed in that Pet Smart again.

[ALiddolHappiness]

Oh, I haven't laughed this hard in a good, long while!

[amyla516]

Dude, I'm a member of the Albino Squirrel Preservation Society. best thing I ever did in college.

[artvandelay13]

The pet store would've been infinitely more awesome... although this was pretty epic too.

[delusionaldiminutive]

That cat had the best look on his face

[MissChelby]

The ending was amazing! haha

[kevineris]

i dare you to go around and hump peaple

[ilovejonas9722]

There should be a playlist of videos in which John uses venn diagrams.

[thevampireking21]

@ilovejonas9722 great idea!

[sabgiguere]

Pet Smart would have been so much funnier:)

[xoiheartmangosxo]

I'm a little sad that backup plan didn't go into effect; I feel like that would've made a great video.

[312551]

THAT is textual communication! soooo....

[ladymarleau]

I am a noted evil baby lady and I've licked a cat.

[an0nim0u51]

Noted evil lady baby!! Yessss! I've been looking for that for days!!!!

Also: love this episode!

[masterohumans]

I was kind of hoping the whole time that you would end up having to lick a cat in a pet store XD. Damn you those who helped him!

[starshine343]

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

except for when i watched your last video. *snickers* kises and other. *more snickers* and then..... a lexie laugh attack. if you don't know what that is... it's scary

[k8hoffman]

Bahaha. "can I look at that kitten?" *lick*run*

[Killerbunny1214]

The pet shop idea was best, you should have done that!

[xINUKAMIx]

1337 ratings!

[daretwobedifferent]

We have a bunch of albino squirrels at my school. :)

[fatsoblitz]

Maire is an irish name pronounced in english roughly like moyra not mare or mary

[MegTao]

that ending literally had me lolling.

[hesteaeble]

@MegTao me too