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  • Nice idea of evolution :-)

  • hahahahahahha hell yah!!!! finally someone has got it right........fuck you. hahahahahah

  • In NO way is the average American more evolved than the average European.

    Look at him! He has a milkshake! We've got GUNS!

    (*no discrimination intended, the contents of this message are purely meant as a joke*)

  • I think this is the human evolution for America....

  • To all the smartypants who think obesity is an American phenomenon, you're wrong. (I'm a physician/nerd and read scientific literature.) Please look at the most recent studies, some from this week, at the role that food additives and plastic containers (!) cause in creating obesity by confusing the brain/hormonal systems. Every day we have a better understanding. If you live in Europe, count your blessings but don't judge.

  • animal farm reference?

  • looks like american evolution to me.

  • Are humans with obesity disorders better at breading or not dying? No? Than that's not evolution, that is just bad health choices, and surpluses in food.

  • @granist if there is no proof in evolution, (which there is actually lots of, your just too close minded to realize) where is the proof of the Lord Almighty?

  • @awesomo8956 Thats a stupid way to phrase the question. Because we as humans have not physically seen something (organism) evolve in front of our eyes, all a christian has to do for proof of God is the existence of everything. I believe in evolution AND God, just not evolution in humans. I also believe almost every part of science except the evolution of humans.

  • @GT5Enthusiast now i agree with you :)

  • 1st stage First tools. 2nd stage Improved tools 3rd stage Warfare and more work. 4th stage World peace and relaxation. 5th stage Swine-flu D=.

  • ok you know what is impossible Evolution that is impossible and has no proof and i can back it up truly every scientist says that there has to be a Creator even the ones who don't Believe

  • you realy think God dosent exist trust me i bet you anything except for my faith in God that you "If you put a coin dosen't matter what kind of a table and say if there is a God" i bet you anything except my faith in God that coin will fly across the room because trust me God can do anything and if you think he is a magician i feel sorry for you.

  • Agreed Creationism is real not Evolutionism.

  • Wow some people ha ha ha

  • EVOLUTION IS FOR LOSERS THAT DONT BELIEVE IN THE CREATOR!!!

  • @filipemirandamartins Lol god does not make any fucking sense...how did he create everything, magic? He said "let there be water" and water magically appears? Fuck that shit it was a BIG BANG that created the universe not some magician...why are you even here if you believe in that anyways? Go away.

  • @DragBag2000 You're completely right. It makes sense when matter magically appeared from nothing, than from a divine being. You know nothing about physics, modern atheistic scientists believe that matter was here much before the Big Bang, the Big Bang was just the redistribution of matter. No wait, I'll just leave you to your sulking and trolling.

  • @LovehammerMedia Yeah it it does! Then your "divine being" was created out of nothing to! So really either way everything was created from nothing. And I'm only 14 of course I don't know physics, I'm just thinking logical. When was I being a troll? I was just proving a point which I think is wrong. Want me to ask the age old question? "If god created everything who created god?" Answer me that. The answer is not he created him self because if he could, why can't matterdothesame?

  • @DragBag2000 Yet string theory shows there are multiple dimensions, and if we live in the 4th dimension as it is most likely, there must be a beginning and an end. God would either exist in an 3rd or 5-7th dimension ruling out his need to be created as anything existing in those dimensions would be always existent(not 100% correct, but as easy an explanation I can give in the space given)

  • @LovehammerMedia Thought we lived in the 3rd dimension cause everything is 3d. And I'm asking you how he was created, not proof that he exists. And that is confusing, I'm only 14 not and I'm not Sheldon Cooper. And all your saying could be gibberish, as none has proved there are more dimensions out there.

  • @DragBag2000 the fourth dimension is time, it is relative to velocity and gravity. it is probable that we live in more than four but four has been confirmed.

    and have you ever actually thought about eternity and beginnings? if everything had a beginning nothing would exist by obvious understanding, and since it is also obvious something never comes from nothing the conclusion is that some things are eternal, like god. the universe isnt because it is not uniform temperature.

  • @SamuelJCir Well I was on OMegle and I asked this and people kept sating that matter can be created from nothing...but w/e. And still, if god did create the UNiverse how did he do it?

  • @DragBag2000 "if god did create the UNiverse how did he do it? " I dont know how he created the atomic structues that make up all stable matter. I dont know either how he made 4+ dimensions. I dont know how god created life even if we do indeed know what life and matter and space and time are.

    I only know that the existence of Space, Time, Matter, and Life are all beyond randomness and coincidence. I cant tell you what god is or how he did it, I just know the necessity for design.

  • @DragBag2000 a creators need is absolute. It really boils down to who is god.

    intelligence in any form is hereditary as we can observe. Organisms retain traits and structure based on their parentage, humans today are models of their parents genetics.

    So I would also assume that if other intelligence in the universe existed that it would be under the same necessity of hereditary aspects. not necessarily biological life though.

    either way information doesnt come from non information

  • @DragBag2000 I would also assume that god is outside the creation that includes time, Length, Width, Height etc.

  • @DragBag2000 and if matter could be created from nothing without cause or a higher power id love to see it in effect. If information in any form whether its biotic or a-biotic just comes about randomly in perfect order like our dna id also love to see it.

    The latest "evolution" of the big bang theory was stated to be a singularity that exploded just pure energy and space expanded with it.

  • @DragBag2000 Use to be just helium and hydrogen but they are trying to get past the conservation of angular momentum. yet even if a singularity of pure energy were to suddenly explode and expand throughout the universe, even if it cooled somehow I doubt it would ever form into atomic structures. Atoms are complex, the Nucleus, Protons, and Neutrons make up only 1/60,000,000 of the area inside the atom yet the atom has 100 if not thousands of times the area worth of energy inside.

  • @DragBag2000 so even the atomic structure is complex. just layers and layers of complex systems in the universe and people keep assuming it can and did happen by chance.

    I dont really care what you or anyone else believes in thats your right. but to have it cause prejudice and bias for science is incredibly bad.

    Like one of my favorite scientist said.

    "the only thing that will always stop humanity from gaining the truth is condemnation before investigation"

    chuck missler.

  • @SamuelJCir Godamn nevermind im not talking to you anymore, freaking sending me 5 messages or something. I'm not responding to all those.

  • ese video ta cool

  • so the 3rd guy is that one from minecraft...

  • pig already exist you dumb ass.

  • you left off the dick

  • Come to South Korea

  • omfg. The pigs now are us from the future!

    They are here to warn us!!! :O

  • the last one (after the Fat guy) looks like a manbearpig

  • I don't believe much in evolution.

  • eat lots of fruits! u might become an apple...

  • It's the american evolution

  • i think its funny about all the fat ass american jokes, i mean its true, but im not sure this clip was pointing to americans specifically. we dont walk around with ak47s and shovles

  • i blame the american fatties, stop eating mcdonalds, i know its' AWSOME, but jest go to subway

  • what song?

  • haha thats what some ppl really look like today. all fat bitches... i hate it.

  • @QBMan wat do u look like?.....a 3 legged dog with a vibrator sticking out ur ASS!

  • Go vegan ......problem solved .

  • I'm an American and I am fat. My bad. I notice that obesity is spreading around the world, wherever Genetically altered food is being used in the food supply. Fast food restaurants are the main customers for this altered food. Monsanto is growing it's market share and McDonalds is building more shops. More food, more fat, more profit. it isn't a moral issue, it is a corrupted food supply issue.

  • @jimbronaugh

    Just don't eat the shit. No ones tying a rope around your neck & dragging u there.

    And protest against Mosanto, McDonalds & the like.

    You're an intelligent human being.

  • @jimbronaugh: Yeah dude, I hear ya. I'm not huge but I'm carrying around alot more than I need to. McDonald's is the worst & even though I avoid it like the plague I still put away my share of Purina Bachelor Chow heat'n'eat from Walmart.

    What's difficult for me to do is to develop and STAY in decent eating habits.

  • JESUS

  • Yep Im a fat lazy american eat my......

  • wow i never new in the future well be fatter than ever. and latter we got soo fat that we turn ito a pig like thing.

  • I find this insulting to pigs.

  • The evolution of the Muslim and the Jew

  • the song's name is Volta - Half A World.  thumb this up so you do good by others.

  • @silverclowk At least! someone who knew... Thank you very much!

  • I liked this video because of the song

  • jesus man you've got to list the song name

  • we dont going be a big

  • what is the name of the song????????

  • @Ddstairclimber

    Half a world

  • justin bieber is the missing link between ape and man

    xD

  • @tJOOPjOO

    That was insulting... How can you compare that..."thing" to Apes, or even humans!

  • @shamanazakura

    If the visitors on YouTube are right, then the next step in human evolution is Chuck Norris.

    xD

  • @tJOOPjOO

    It should be

  • Then which is Socrates?

  • good thing i'm not american. they're doomed

  • i came here for tits i am not disapointed!

  • @thippyboy77

    Well, there are some mantits on the 4th stage of evolution here...

  • Way overly shaded, and you guys are pricks.....not all Americans are fat, a lot of other countries have a lot of fat people too.

  • @xXxCassandraRosexXx true but americans have the very large number of obese people...

  • @achiko464 That is aswell true but you don't define people or the whole human evolution by a few well fed people.

  • @xXxCassandraRosexXx correct me if i'm wrong but this video is for amusement and there's is a very very clear line between well fed people and overfed people

  • if we pay attention to history, witch we never do.. no government or even way of life or culture last very long..Lets read history and remember it please.. we will go out like rome.. or a ww3 senerio.. just look at 4 thous years of history..simple..a big nasty pill to swollow but its true !!

  • 0_0

  • im probably the only american that excersises because I see no one running on the street haha.

  • Because as we all know a naked guy with an AK47 and a shovel was the pinacle of human evolution.

  • 0:55 What are you drawing?... HOLY PUBLIC INDECENCY BATMAN!

  • i don't get it

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  • Un insulto para los cerdos.

  • @TheBladox95 Im German :3

  • Photoshop

  • Middle guy is england and everyone else, fat guy is america, last is....just a pig 

  • lols hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Does anybody believe in DEVOLUTION?

    Here is what mankind is devolving into:

    youtube.com/watch?v=aL8Y58BNct­Y

  • Why is the primitive human shoving a shovel into the pack of the fat guy?

  • why is everyone covered in dirt?

  • no mames pues CABRON! COMO que el hombre se vuelve PUERCO, PUERCA TU PUTA MADRE, SO SUCK MY DICK, FUCKFACE!

  • bull shit, fuck Darwin

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  • this video should have been called American Human Evolution..!!

  • is balding a recent evolutionary trait?

  • all the people saying that americans are fat are retarded yes some are over weight but most of us arent or at least were i live but thats out in the country kinda so that might make sense

  • want human to pig wanttttttttttttttttttttt

  • The pig should be a monkey

  • This is unrealistic because the fat man is walking. Also the fat man will not come into existence due to the shovel in his back by the man behind him.

  • As an american i hate the insults but it is true. america was great in the beginning a strong nation. But now the government is messed up and everyone has gotten lazy. I geuss things can never stay good.

  • @BaldChicken15 That and we're severly divided politically.

  • @BaldChicken15 who said this was americans? even though they are. but anyways, thank god i'm not american and not living in the us too. you should be lucky. you get everything. no region locks whats so ever.

  • North American evolution

  • Half a World by Volta

  • Does anyone know what the music is?

  • Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhhaaahaha👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏­👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✋­👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✋👍👍👍👍

  • Thank you. Really good explanation. Fun.

  • yes it is the American Evolution, from going to hunters and gathers to being a bunch of fat ass geniuses.

  • @TOproFORthis genius?:D nice try bro:D

  • The 341 dislikes are from american people :D

  • @TheBladox95 341 dislike from that pig

  • @TheBladox95 they cant take it lol. they are the last one from right :D

  • @TheBladox95 341 creationists.

  • @TheBladox95 way to less dislikes then :D

  • @TheBladox95 how stereotypical of you. Not all of us are like that, and its not just us its the whole world. Racist jerk 

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  • biiiig LOL!

    XD

  • our future looks so tasty

  • @onenumbdigger Not if you aren't the one doing the tasting

  • Devolution

  • 01:39 the middle one looks like he shit on his leg :p

  • *Muted retarded music* listened to DEEDS OF FLESH - Hammer Forged Blade

    Lmk bitches.

  • theres only occasional fat people in america your all dumbasses if your thinking america is fucking fat

  • @Austinq1998 actually recent studies suggest that over 70% of Americans are either overweight or obese; I wouldn't consider that the "occasional fat person".

    On another note, it's you're** not your.

  • Humans will never go back to being four leg-ed

  • That last one was a compliment - Pigs are way better than humans!

    Pigs have never enslaved one another, polluted, or committed genocide! :D

  • one of them is a russian guy...guess who?

  • i went to america and i hardly saw a fat person.... now come to Australia and you have fat ppl

  • Does it necessarily need to be McDonald's???

  • I'd like to think that I'm the one in the middle.

  • who ever drew this is a real Picasso

  • the song is volta - half a world

  • @freddykrueger971 Not every American Is fat, asshole

  • @JoeRobot17 fine show me i am wrong but not the Americans that suck the fast out

  • @freddykrueger971 Im American. I am 18 years old nd I weigh 120 pounds and I have almost no body fat except whats nesassary, and I only eat once a day, and I absolutly cant stand McDonalds (nd I say that cuz I know the stereotypes about McDonalds and Americans.) Not all americans are fat nd greedy, yea most are but not all of us.

  • @JoeRobot17 I'm American and I still find this hilarious. I, however, come from a mountainous area filled with athletic people instead of the city. By the way, your eating habits can be just as unhealthy as obese americans.

  • @smiley17777777 I just find it annoying lol nd see that just proves my point! not all americans are obese. nd Im very aware my habits are unhealthy lol but its just what I do.

  • @JoeRobot17 I hear ya but there is no denying that America is a VERY fat nation overall

  • @smiley17777777 I completly agree, I just dont like ppl from other countries just saying at all americans are like that. Its like saying all Brits are bald with yellow teeth, or all asian men have tiny penis's or Russians all being communists. Its stereotypical nd unnessasary

  • @JoeRobot17 I just feel you shouldn't get so offended by something like that even if it is stereotyping.

    It's something that you just need to laugh about because I can almost guarantee you have made a stereotypical joke at some point in your life. This is no different

  • @smiley17777777 no actually I havnt ever made a joke like that, cuz Ive got my issues nd things so why joke about stereotypes? nd Im nnot offended i just think its rather annoying that so many ppl thinks that all americans are like that. some even hate americans for that reason. its absolutly ridiculous.

  • @JoeRobot17 To be fair, there is a reason why many countries hate us and it is because we don't put ourselves in a good light all the time. On the other hand, it's not like they think ALL of us are ignorant fat rednecks but the ones representing our country do a poor job. I understand why they think of us like they do. This video is a very mild stereotyping of Americans that you should just chuckle about and move on

  • @JoeRobot17 - The Dutch always high, the Irish are always drunk, Belgium people are stupid, terrorists in Afghanistan, slaves of China, Italians and their pastas and pizzas... lol j/k

  • @JoeRobot17 wow shit i need to tack a pic this is like seeing a pander

  • @freddykrueger971 yep if it was Africa they'd be staring

  • @freddykrueger971 Funny but wrong, ironically the obesity rate is higher in the UK than it is in the US, so that would ultimately mean the steriotype is old and more closely resembles the British... :)

  • @USABonez no m8 ur wrong there the usa is the fattest country in the world. the obesity rate is higher in the us that in the uk. i went to usa for some fun but i didnt have fun because all i seen was fat ppl 1 out 5 ppl ware fat and tacking all the space up and wen i cam back i seen 1 out 50 ppl ware fat. sorry but nice try better luck next time

  • @USABonez the reason why u are all fat is because ur money is cheap. MacDonald kfc all fast food is so cheap but in the uk i wonted 1 planet Berger and i had to pay £5 witch is $10 to u and i ask for one wen i was in usa and it was £1.5 witch is $3 to u

  • @freddykrueger971 Well apparently there's more fat people in the UK, so honestly you can call us fat all you want but thats just the pot calling the kettle black.

  • @USABonez m8 don't get pissy ever country has fat ppl its just usa have the most fat ppl because its $1 for a 5 Berger

  • @freddykrueger971 Im not pissy im speaking facts and maybe you should learn how to spell burger, so much for the English knowing there own language.

  • @USABonez and i am just tell u the facts the usa is the fattest country in the World oh and just to let u now if i was the speak the English language and get it all rite i wud need a IQ of 1,00 no one on the planet can speak the English language and get it all rite. that is whyt its the hardest language in the World to learn

  • @freddykrueger971 You are not stating facts you're just raging at someone over the internet because you're butt hurt over nothing...

    You mad bro??

  • @USABonez no m8 i no what i am tallking about but u don't

  • @freddykrueger971 Because you've shown soooo much evidence to prove I dont, "I dont have to prove anything" spoken like a true Christian who has no evidence for there beliefs, until you show facts you've done nothing except move your lips up and down, good job.

  • @USABonez u do no god is not real look at the top one is still usa expatify.com/news/the-worlds-t­op-10-fattest-countries.html or do u need more

  • @USABonez yeah cos speling burgor corectly is a relly big deeal :D

  • @MyDucatiGT1000 Yes cuz im a fat American so dont misspell my shit bitch! lol

  • @USABonez :]

  • @USABonez Look, Im english, not over wieght and I dont know any one who really is. I dont like people talking about people as a nation and stating there "apparent" faults. Neither does any one else thats why its called racism! Ive never said anything against America or Americans just because they're American, and I know you ment no harm but it offends people like me when you say that. And anyway the American population is huge so the amount of "fat" (Overwieght) people will be more.