Quest of the Delta Knights - 1/9

[finwe90]

I remember watching this when it was on the Scifi channel. Such good memories.

[mkmDell]

@Kingofum and @whiskerseverywhere

Actually a little of both, Pearl did give him a quick shove and the air grate was turned off.

Maybe we could blame the theme song writers for saying it's just a show, really just relax, because sometimes wondering about plotholes and undisputed facts is half the fun of watching movies and TV shows, that's how fanfictions are made.

[1987phillybilly]

MY BOAT!!!!

[silvereagle2061]

just thinking if this were done today all the WOW jokes

[MikeTomCrow1987]

Thumbs up ladies if you would've gone out on a date with mike...talk about a cutie with a sense of humor! Best show that has ever been or ever will be on tv!

[skorli]

Allman Bros! Nice.

[thefaboloussob]

9:35 "Fine young lads. Go give me five!" Sure, man! WHUMP! Wait a min. That wasn't a call for a hi-five? My mistake. Guess I better put the monitor back on the desk.

[thefaboloussob]

7:22 ...But still worse than any "Delta Force" movie, even the third one w/o Chuck Norris.

[thefaboloussob]

7:11 1. Something tells me there'll be conservative, family-friendly undertones in this film; yeah way 2 go, Dr. James Dobson! Pbbpbbpfft! (W8 a min. That says "James Dodson.")

2. ...Now known as James Nissan.

[PsychoticLoner]

@tma291

So is Olivia Hussey, who played the evil queen. I guess they both needed money, or enjoy making films like this.

[ZRtheHedgehog77]

I love this ep of MST3K. MST3K should be on Xbox Live Market.

[ZRtheHedgehog77]

I love this ep of MST3K.

[Tanyableu]

Huh. How's Tom get in there? He can't get over the air grate! Unless maybe Pearl gave him a shove...I know, I know- RELAX!

[Ickiesgal]

I love that Pearl took her purse into the theater.... smart move... wouldnt trust Brain Guy and Bobo with my purse.

[PirateOfTheInternet]

Pearl on the SOL???!!!  I've never seen this episode before!

[thefaboloussob]

@PirateOfTheInternet U think that's unusual? These guys are watching a film that could be in stereo! (let alone in Dolby Surround sound)

[KaristaSwiss]

what :o PEARL in the Theater :o noo :o

[Gigrantula58]

My boat....

[slipknot92194]

Seriously, this show would do great on Comedy Central, weekend nights late at night when they air their plethora of crappy movies...Its the length of one of the crappy movies they air, why not make it something good for once?

[otherjoe1234]

@slipknot92194

lol, it was on Comedy Central back when it was still a new show, then SciFi got it

[slipknot92194]

@otherjoe1234 Ha, I know it was, they should buy it back and air it again! :)

[nextgentacos123]

@slipknot92194 it was on Comedy Central

[Hakkai87]

@slipknot92194 They were on comedy central for the first 5 seasons then they switched the the SciFi channel...

[slipknot92194]

@slipknot92194 guys...I KNOW IT WAS ON COMEDY CENTRAL BEFORE THIS. I *meant* they outta bring it back. But seeing their shows now I see why they don't.

[clintallen123]

Pearl is SO HOT. I want to be her man slave.

[TheLackofattack]

@clintallen123  Oh, You mean marry her? ZING!

[modchic720]

"Hi, I'm Simply Red."

Haha, that line was epic. And it wasn't even a riff.

[abombinreverse]

lol- flip his air filter cover over

[asugirlgonenerdy]

'Is that a beard or a toilet seat cover?' I love Mary Jo.

[DAVIDInitiative]

YOOOOO.

I'm a huge fan, but I was very taken aback to learn that Pearl was our riffer! I got a little too excited - I think I peed a little.

[KingOfUm]

The thing I don't get about the premise, no matter how much I love the show, I don't understand how both Dr. Forester and Pearl and their entourages know what the movies are like; have they watched them?

[purplepygmypuff66]

@KingOfUm They go on space Wikipedia and look up random stuff about them.

[DAVIDInitiative]

@KingOfUm Just repeat to yourself: "It's just a show; I should really just relax."

:)

[doodstormer]

@KingOfUm There's a few episodes where they mention watching brief parts of the movie. "It seemed alright... I didn't really watch all of it, but hey!"

Also movie boxes can make you an expert.

[whiskerseverywhere]

@KingOfUm repeat to yourself "it's just a show, i should really just relax."

[KingOfUm]

@whiskerseverywhere I'm so sick of those comments, it's clever in the song, but not in comments.

[XTrajanX]

Beef tink and chicken blonk and pork floonk.... LMFAO!!!

[jerrytheham72]

My boat.

[didgeboy287]

"Some other guy's Crow?" It never occurred to me until now that there is at least one other Crow out there, the one that got left in the past in Time Chasers.

[Euterpe27]

Mike forgot to take his wedding ring off.

[hardluckart]

where does the continuing of things which goes again?

[DreamCastrsDuel]

To have said goodbye to things!

[EponymousKid]

6:48 to 6:58 is probably my "favorite" part of the movie. Tee's.... mother? Father? The Hell was that? Whatever it was, it tried to kill Vultare with a goddamn SAI. It's like they weren't even trying.

Also, the kid who plays Tee is freaking terrible. Look at him "mouth" those words. Have you ever said "NO!" and opened your mouth that wide? Or accented the "th" in "mother/father" like that? It's like he barely knows English. I'm practically wishing this was Jake Lloyd.

[wickedfeylady]

FUCK YEAH it's David Warner! What a waste of a great actor, though...

[Banminator]

is the narrator Jon irenicus from Bg2 ????

[gruntfan91]

6:23 "Touchdown in the land of the delta knights"

Took me forever to find the song he was referencing.

[TomMSTie1138]

@gruntfan91 They play it on the radio at work, so I say "Touch down in the land of the Delta Knights" all the time...and people look at me like I'm crazy.

[Adkit2]

@gruntfan91 Yeah, it sure is hard to google "touch down in the land of the"... that sure takes "forever". I sure ain't sarcastic right now.

[gruntfan91]

I'm so glad youtube doesn't remove MST3K movies.

[femoman]

@gruntfan91 I think it's because Best Brains, instead of wanting to make money from DVD sales, they just want ppl to know about MST3K. Hence the phrase that used to appear at the end: "Keep circulating the tapes", encouraging ppl to bootleg their show and pass it around. heck, they've actually been uploading whole episodes onto Google Video too!

[sonic423]

here my line.

me: anyone orders a pizza in a movie

10:22

[MagicalTrumpy]

I recently listened an audiobook narrated by David Warner, and he did a great reading because he has a cool voice. I think he does have good acting talent. However his skill at choosing good films to star in....not so much talent there.

[grahamlaur]

Any time MST3K riffs something medieval or sword and sorcery, big laughs follow. "Cave Dwellers," "Outlaw," "Deathstalker," this one....

[Sauron338]

Crow picks up Allman Bros. pretty well...

This just SOUNDS like a movie that should have Matthew Broderick in it.

[amcint01]

So, Mike gets to switch from hanging out with Kevin and Bill to hanging out with...Kevin and Bill. That's what I call a win-win.

[JackKlompus13]

@amcint01

Great comment! XD

[StealthG6On18s]

I wish they would bring this show back pisses me off they cancled it.

[organs]

@StealthG6On18s Well, if you liked Joel, you can look up Cinematic Titanic. And if you liked Mike, there's the Film Crew and Rifftrax. Rifftrax is great because they make fun of modern blockbusters like the Harry Potter movies or Lord of the Rings. But it's basically audio files and a downloadable viewing program so you can sync the auidio file to a playing DVD.

[LeZBoHProductions]

@StealthG6On18s Check put RiffTrax its the same thing with the same guys doing better movies like Matrix Daredevil Harry Potter that kinda stuff

[pytko3]

My Crow walked into a wall and smashed in his face. Anyone know how I can get a hold of Gypsy for repairs and a replacement Crow?

[htomsirveaux42]

@pytko3 I wonder if that's how Gypsy became a billionaire

[hardluckart]

BEEF TAINT

[joethehero2]

To have said good bye to things

[KckStartMyHeart]

OK, that totally looks like the kid from Robin Hood Men in Tights!

[ZeroAzrael614]

@KckStartMyHeart

that totally IS the kid from Robin Hood Men in Tights.

[KckStartMyHeart]

@ZeroAzrael614 Hahaha awesome, I thought I was going crazy!

[Hanakia]

"Other guy's Crow?" wait...does that mean there's another guy with OTHER bots who are riffing on bad movies too?

[tehredmage]

Stupid dumn shirt! >:(

[mrdaym]

I started laughing when I saw the movie title and didn't stop until the end.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

The movie titles continue to the very end of the movie.

[tylercreighton]

Thanks to all MST3K Posters!!!!!

[racheleholcomb]

I saw this one when I was young and have been wanting to see it ever since--I missed the end. I never thought i'd find it because I didn't know the name of the movie or the season. This is great! : D Thanks.

[pretorious700]

I love the term "mouthing off"...it's classic.

[ChaoticYak]

You know, I've noticed that the camera has really been zoomed in on Pearl's face during this season. So close that she's actually a bit distorted sometimes. Is this a deliberate choice or just a coincidence?

[waldenpondogre]

Sy-fy.....why did they change their name from Sci-fi? To sound more hip? MST3K was, well, pretty much the only good show sci fi had.

[TheJoeShow08]

@waldenpondogre Because bad spelling is kewl.

[ThePhantasist]

This movie...it's just so boring! I don't think I can watch the other parts of this episode, y'all.  Good luck!

[ChaoticYak]

Witchy-poo cracks down on Pufnstuf.

[htomsirveaux42]

it that 'other guys' the dude guy and the Crow who went back in time in Time Chasers?

[theMAG101]

No matter what movie or how many of them I may see that guy in....no matter how craptastic those movies may be...no matter how hilarious the riffs of said movies may be.....that guy will ALWAYS be "The guy from TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze" to me.

And for that, I salute him. :-P

Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!

[daiklaive]

"later we'll take stuff and do it, right?"

"shhh!"

i lol'd

[Jangobadass]

Pearl might not have been as funny or interesting as Clayton, but man can she riff! XD

[horngatekeeper]

was this made before or after conan the barbarian?

[fyiab]

Sigh. This actually makes me very nostalgic for the Minnesota Renaissance Fair.

[SamuraiFoochs]

"Beeftink, and Chickenblonk and Porkfloonk...what the HELL?!"

[TsarIvanIV]

PACKERRRRRSS!

[Theburn77]

man, it looked like pearl really punched brain guy there.

[cabalia454]

Pearl looks and sounds exactly like my aunt. I don't know how I should feel about this... XD

[ChaoticYak]

The movie titles continue until the very end of the movie!

[Amack2]

Pearl can riff? And she's good at it too!

[applebonker141]

Mike: No...well, I was a bit upset when I lost some shiny bottlecaps I quite liked but I found them and its been damn good times. I'm feeling very happy and I've never been healthier. I have a good life, thank you :)

Pearl: WHY?! Dx

LMFAO!

LOL, I dunno if this is actually better or worse than Deathstalker, now that I've actually seen it.

"YO!"

"PACKERS!"

[dork94596]

6:58 "PACKERS!!!"

[DerekTheComic]

Probably in my Top 5 Best Episodes of the Sci-Fi Era...my favorite scene was actually when we see Mike, having a drunken good time with Bobo and Brain Guy.

[ChaoticYak]

Tom: Pearl, that's movie sign! Meaning you'll kill you if you don't hurry into the theater!

Pearl: Oh, delightful! I forget what a nice subtle touch I have sometimes. Good for me!

[hippiechik95]

Is that Mary Jo Pehl's (Pearl's) singing voice in the theme song? If so, she can sing really well.

[tvsdavid316]

That's actually Mike.

[ssorcd]

Packers!

[mowque]

Things have been damn good..

[balletcomposer]

Some other guy's Crow?

[mowque]

@balletcomposer The vast Crow industry...

[trapadoored]

@mowque

 the old beater crow is such a frickin' funny and clever idea.

[ChaoticYak]

@balletcomposer It must be the one from Time Chasers!

[Wyatt19961212]

And fat free goodness! Rofl

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

If I could afford it, I'd dress from that era everyday ^_^

[MonsteWatcher]

I would have loved to have seen Prof. Bobo and Brain Guy in the theater with Pearl. Just a complete swap for an episode.

[M0VIES4U2]

AMEN!

[HCShannon]

@MonsteWatcher Kind of like the Sci-Fi verison "Last of the Wild Horses"

[Tassadarky]

@MonsteWatcher I can't remember witch episode it was, but there was a Comedy Central episode where Prof. Forrester and TV's Frank switch places with Mike (maybe Joel) and the bots for a little bit of an episode.

[putzthewondersloth]

@Tassadarky Oh, that was season 6, episode 11, Last of the Wild Horses. It was early in the Mike years.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

The movie titles continue to the very end of the movie.

Hi, I'm Simply Red!

[ChannelBluesy]

I love how the switch also included Pearl in the Jumpsuit and Mike in the coat, nice touch

I also like how Pearl immediately went riffing on the movie, even SHE knows how to defend herself from a bad movie

"I forgot my cigarettes, you guys want a mint?" "Yes! Yay! Mints!"

[mowque]

@ChannelBluesy Was she not one of the writers? I bet it was a change to get to deliver some riffs.

[ChannelBluesy]

oh no, I wasn't complaining that Pearl was in the theater, I do like that. I was just pointing out that literally Pearl showed up on the SOL in a jumpsuit and Mike was in Castle Forrester in that green lab coat of hers, look closely

[LightDeoxys]

"One..."

Pearl: Stick.

[DrWhiggs]

Two stick, red stick blue stick.

[Kittymouth]

Which part of the episode has the singing servos?

[LightDeoxys]

The Starfighters?

[alkinney484]

Mike looks DAMN good in uniform :)

[M0VIES4U2]

FIESTY!

[smoresandhoney]

Pearl called them tinker toys! XD

[BryonYoungblood]

Pearl in the theater is pretty cool. :D Reminds me of Last of the Wild Horses when we saw Mirror Dr. F and Mirror Frank in the theater.

Bryon

[VerySourLemon]

YOOOOOO!

[GiantSpiderINC]

What's the song the Loaner Crow's radio is playing?!? Send me a message!!

[abombinreverse]

Mellissa from the Allman Brothers

its on the Eat a Peach album! Eat a Peach, Dude!

[ElveeKaye]

I like the loaner Crow! =D

This movie really is one big Ren Faire, isn't it? :o\

[KingOfUm]

Pearl's involvement is a fun idea, but she tends to sound like she's reading off a script, just not natural enough.

[Tareltonlives]

"Paaaackerrrrs.."

Poor, poor poor David Warner

They're not even PRETENDING to be CLOSE to medieval

Turns out the crowd is absolutely right about the runt

Ah, Mary Jo's a great riffer

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@Tareltonlives I agree. I watched it a couple times before I realized what about the extras irritated me. Bangs. There's a woman in the crowd who has bangs. It's all in the details.

[Ameute]

Delta? *thinks the airplane*

The Delta Knights ask that you put your tray table in the up right position! D:

[htomsirveaux42]

It will be a nice day if it doesn't rain.

[BardWraith]

It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain...

[htomsirveaux42]

If the sun isn't to warm...

[BardWraith]

^_^

[EternalGuardian07]

To have said goodbye to things

[applebonker141]

Hey guys, things are happening!

[swgmigraines]

Oh my God! This is one of my FAVORITE episodes! I'd given up hope of ever seeing it again. And what wonderful quality! Thank you so much for the great upload!

"I work my fingers to the bone trying to make you miserable, and you have the insensitivity to tell me you're happy?!"

[varekai475]

I guess it's better than Quest of the Delta Burkes lol

[JarFin05]

Whats the song that is on the loner Crow's radio?

[EternalGuardian07]

It's a song by I think the Allman Brothers. I forget the name.

[drfulmore07]

It's "Melissa"

[Tareltonlives]

I like it

[daffyphack]

I was a bit upset when I thought I lost this clip, but I found it, and ever since its been damn good times!

[livinintwilightzone]

It seems like while Mike is feeling fine, maybe poor Pearl is cracking a bit, ha!

[Kaijudomage22]

Wow, haven't seen this episode in a long time. Thank you.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

NOW MST3K

NEXT: THE SWARM.

Seriously Sci fi should have kept this series & let it make fun of their own movies.

[WorshipInTruth]

Ha, your right Arcane. God those sci-fi channel (oh wait I mean scy-fy) movies are awful. I have always wanted Mike Nelson and the crew to take a wack at them. Instead of doing riff trax and riffing on movies with high production value, they should just riff those sci-fi channel movies.

[crowtrobot100]

i think thats why mst3k was canceled from sy fy because they where afraid mike and his bots would trash on one of their horrible movies

or is this still on sy fy

[WorshipInTruth]

No, it hasnt been on TV in many years.

[BekurahToshin]

Much to our dismay. o~o Still miss it really. But at least it's spirit lives on in RiffTrax, which are in actuality just as funny, they just lack the awesome host segments of MST. =3

[Adamguy2003]

Yeah, I LOVED seeing the theatrical production a couple months ago of them riffing 'Plan 9 From Outer Space.' The best movie riffers who ever lived riffing one of the most notoriously bad movies ever made! It was as great as I knew it would be!

[MovieSign2525]

With another live show in December! 8D

[Adamguy2003]

Another one?:)

Will it be in theaters, and what movie will they be riffing this time?

[MovieSign2525]

December 16th with an encore on the 17th. They'll be riffing a bunch of Christmas-themed shorts.

[Adamguy2003]

Yeah, I looked into that. Thanks, that's gonna be great, too!

[watda74]

As bad as those movies are, it's almost as if Sy"Why" is challenging them to do it. If I were Mike, I'd accept without hesitation.

"Oh, will there ever be light in this world again?!?"

[Adamguy2003]

I know! They could get at least two full seasons of material from Syfy's craptacular made- for- TV monster movies.

[KingOfUm]

Only two seasons? Syfy's spews their movies out like water (or some sort of vile sludge); they wouldn't be able to keep up.

[Adamguy2003]

I said AT LEAST two!

[MagicalTrumpy]

I sing of the glorious Delta Knights

They live in Europe somewhere...

[sleepyhollow783]

The loaner Crow!!!

AMC 4-ever!

[annthebold]

I don't know how you did this but the sound and pic quality is best on YouTube that I've seen bar none!! Thanks for posting Quest of the Delta Burkes...I mean, Knights.

[MovieSign2525]

If you have a good source file, then you can get good clips up. So I credit the people who managed to scrap together a high-quality recoding. :3

[livinintwilightzone]

Wow, you are so right! How refreshing!

[SuperTomServo]

PACKERS

[rcevey2]

I'm excited to see Mary Jo Phel work the movie side of things. Makes this a special episode. Thank you Moviesign2525!

[GoblinXXX]

I love the AMC Crow.

[Kinemacolour]

YO!!!!!

PACKERS!!!!!

[Sirveaux]

My boat

[Kinemacolour]

Ohhhhh what a beautiful morning...

[vampirehunterme]

thats some upbeat music for SLAVE TRADING!!

True enough, but as inappropriate as the music is here, it's still WAY better than the music in DEATHSTALKER AND THE WARRIORS FROM HELL!