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  • You chose to get a dishonorable discharge to you piece of shit. You should be ashamed of yourself. He got a DD look it up

  • @bnsaints Mental masterbation shouldn't make you so angry, dude.

  • God dam George was a Genius, I truly mean that.

  • Who is that interviewer ? I remember liking him when I was young but CAN'T remember his name. Back then all it took was for my dad to hate someone.... and he hated both these guys. I think they don't make many as smart and out spoken as George any more. GREAT combo !! Country needs more of his kind RIGHT NOW in the WORST way !

  • @aftonhalters dennis miller

  • @LJPpro thanks ! I've passed this on to two of my boys . One is EOD AF.... the guys and woman he works with NEED to see this ..... great stuff . I've found Dennis Miller on fb. ... seems he is still doing what he's doing ... his laugh is the best

  • George is the best

  • what hes saying may sound far fetched and unrealistic in our world, but 'what if' every soldier said 'no'.. and the politicians had to fight each other to achieve thier goals..?lol now that would be enterainment!

  • Ugh DADT. don't even get me started on the bigots I had to deal with on a daily basis in the Marine Corps. Are you a victim of gay date rape? The bigots don't give a shit, the bigoted people would rather have their ignorance of not being viewed as an attractive individual and would rather be as unaffectionate and unaccepting as possible so they can gross you out with how many women they fucked last weekend, rather than allow a gay marine to have equal help as a victim.

  • If only he could be here for the upcoming war with Iran, which is backed by Russia, China and a few South American countries. The US and Israel appear to be working hard to get this war happening, and it's not against some cavemen with AKs in rural Afghanistan, it's against a powerful force. WW3 BABY!!! Too bad he can't be here to see it all erupt so beautifully.

    Death to AMERICAAAAAAA!!!!

  • @saklav86 Are you retarded?

  • @TequilaBasterd he sure is

  • @saklav86 So you guys have the internet now?

  • Sad about him, though...he really just had so much rage & hatred that he could find people dying 'entertainment'...Although! I agree with him on 'everything' else! True? Or not true??

  • @59jimkay No, you moron, he didn't, he said it only to use it as a wake up call for people to realize what's really important... He also said those things because when people see dead and shit like that on tv, they watch it, war gets high ratings, and that's a fact...

  • SERIOUSLY..... you can't have a war if nobody shows up! (wake up people, this is a logical comment)

  • @26yearstoorion

    what if the other side shows up?

  • IS GEORGE CLEAN SHAVEN?!

  • Oh man I would fully suck off Carlin if I had the chance.

  • You know what they ought to do? Their ought to be a reality TV show where world leaders are thrown into a giant barbwire cage the size of a baseball field and forced to duel rather than waste all the time and money on WARS. Wouldn't you wanna see that!? Wouldn't you want to see George Bush and Osama Bin Laden go at each other like a couple of Gladiators, you could have it on TV. It would be on every week and each week their arsenal would be different First week Spears Second Week SOUP LADLES.

  • @TheAndyman1000 Carlin......you've come back!

  • Great man.

  • Surely the host realises that George is being sarcastic..?

  • watch Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket

    sir i can't help it sir is the maddest scene ever

    the soldier can't control his laughter and the army guy tries to bully him into shutting up and he can't do it - its fucking natural to laugh

    good the guy ended up shooting that fuck in the head

  • non compliance is the only way now

  • Dennis Miller is a pussy, he won't go to war but he's quick to send others.

  • EXACTLY HOW i FEEL 5.46

  • I feel the same way. I really don't like people, but the world I live in is great. I'll watch carnage, and I dint get all the stupid pc social conventions we have on everything.

  • @ahtartersauce101

    Draft is like 5 steps down from now. I think it goes:

    Regular war

    Extended duty

    Recall people with honorable discharge

    Then draft.

    Im not sure. Look for yourself, but this is what I think it does.

  • great combo these two

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  • Dennis Miller is hilarious. There, I said it.

  • falling asleep on guard duty?! you can get a court martial for that shit? i've actually seen NCOs who bring pillows to CQ (charge of quarters)!!

  • Macro yessss

  • wowwwwwwwwwwww

  • we could really do with him now. for an atheist he would make an exceptional God. :0)

  • lol more pusy for me xD best answer

  • "f*** these people, these humans" It makes sense, his wisdom could only come from someone not of this planet

  • Anyone else not have any thoughts on the draft?

  • Dennis Miller was funny until he became a republicon.

  • @tripjet999 that is true, he was a democrat and funny as hell, then he switched and is just an asshole.

  • George Carlin, a Visionary, Dennis Miller, a Cunt.

  • love this guy but the intro was really annoying and loud just put the video in next time an intro was unnecessary

  • a bitch just laughing and i dont no why she is laughing what the fuck he didnt even said something funny he was just started talking damn some people are nuts

  • When did the Blue Angles fly F-117s?

  • 17 people are drill sergeants

  • fuck a duck

  • MAYBE George was killed by the oil companies or the goverment???

  • Dennis does not deserve to have had this opportunity in life.

  • I get K.I.A. multiple times everyday and I laugh about it and when my good buddies come in with the tank I chuckle as these poor saps get crushed beneath their treads. Lololol. Cock off dooty modurn gayfuck stupid is retarded. Battlefield bad company 2 vietnam FTW

  • 17 people died in combat

  • Where is the applause at 5:30? Where is the applause? He is totally dead on with that statement. They should be giving him an ovation for that. Soldiers-stop showing up for the wars! He is one of the few people to come out and say that.

  • More pussy for me. Lmfao. I sure do miss him.

  • @hrsqsiest ...My best Friend developed something like that independent of Carlin, (Just as a nifty tidbit, you know.), and I found a way to meet Carlin, and pick up some new stuff from him. I shall keep him fresh in my mind, and be, at least a little bit, different.

  • @hrsqsiest oh my god hes right! hooah!

  • George is correct on war. War is over if you want it.

  • "waiting for the middle east to explode".....damn, george could tell the future.

  • @crowdaddy13 it was pretty obvious that place was going to go off someday..

  • i have no words to describe how much of a piece of shit you are, bashing the men and women who keep america strong

  • @tricnomistal relax dude......take it as what it is, just some good humor.

  • @tricnomistal You mean, the working parents? :)

  • @tricnomistal Overkill military will bring your country down because it's not sustainable to use 40% of your budget on defence i mean offense. Didn't work for Germany or the Soviet Union and it isn't going to work for you.

  • @tricnomistal

    oh my.....someone's bashing the OTR truckers again?

    This mus stop!

  • @tricnomistal i dont think that he is bashing our military but he was saying kids stay home and let them basterds fight the war that they started.

  • @TheAllnny only an idiot idolizes the military. They are tools for the elite to impose an agenda of control.

  • @tricnomistal you mean go out to die for oil control and to obtain power over other countries. keep singing that song and waving that flag and keep believing you're doing it for your freedom. you think you have freedom? they're getting pretty close to censoring the fucking in-ter-net. the last free place that isn't controlled by anyone. wake the fuck up

  • why don't you stupid army boys and girls go get a real life and go fucking A.W.O.L . you useless fucking humans .

  • @TheLevifour

    Okay, please don't reply.

    Fuck you

  • "god bless him" i thought he was an atheist o well guess it was a slip of the tongue

  • @guilers he is an atheist this are his words: i was a catholic till i reached the age of reason

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  • Military isn't for smart people unless you know everyone around you are a bunch of dumb fucks. During guard duty, you wait 10 min. You wake up the next two fro their turn and you go back to bed. Tip: You only get away with stuff unless you pair up with another smart person.

  • This was obviously before Miller sold out to the Republicans.

  • "You make Sylvia Plath look like Leo Buscalia..." If you change the names or references and use a different simile, voila! instant Dennis Miller routine: You make Sun Tzu look like Arundata Roy ..Juan Rulfo look like Carlos Fuentes ..William Burroughs look like Steven Covey ..Job look like Matthew ..Aliester Crowley look like Dr. Thomas Harris. Damn he's got like an endless supply of material. I know 'cause I saw his act.

  • I'm an Iraq Veteran and I get it.

  • @ComidicnCrazy Me too, and I am a Vietnam era one.

  • He's not a Sociopath, he's mocking the situation society is in.

  • "I like the idea of a lot of people dying".....ok, as funny as Carlin is, his extreme detachment is textbook borderline sociopathy, and it seems to run in the family. Meh.

  • @astraiiia There's nothing wrong with sociopathy.

  • @astraiiia If you have ever read anything about Carlin, you'd know he was kidding.

  • aaaah! The flawless pussy logic!

  • This isn't the same Dennis Miller that you see on the Bill O'sackofshit show.

  • more pussy for me

  • man i love george carlin i just got out of the marine corps 3 months ago with a GUH i know how he feels

  • George Carlin should have been given an honorary social scientist degree from a university.

  • He must've laughed ass off with 9/11

  • I agree with the guy below, and feel the same way about those who blindly worship Rush Limbaugh, who incidentally is playing his worshipers for suckers all the way to the bank. I like George Carlin, I agree with much of what he says, I find him interesting, but I blindly worship no mortal man. I worship only the man upstairs, AKA God.

  • @guyfihi

    ...So you blindly worship an invisible tyrant in the sky with utterly no evidence.

    That's really a lot fucking better...

  • @Ygdrasel

    Remember the impression you get about anything is through the person that's telling you.

    Don't you think you owe it to yourself to get to know that something before judging it a whole lot?

    It isn't an impossibility that you've run across some very misguided people.

  • @Bak3dB3an

    Yeah...And? I know enough about delusional God-devoted nuts to judge.

  • @Bak3dB3an Since you know, explain it to us.

  • @guyfihi

    LOL don't you mean the woman upstairs?

  • Meanwhile the people who blindly worship everything George Carlin says are just as stupid

  • This is one of the sparse videos on which I see George Carlin smile, and it makes me happy ^^

  • About the only thing i disagree with George Carlin on is his view of god. But he is freaking right about religion! and goverment and ... Their fucking reality can drive you insane!

    I can relate George.

  • Didn't know Carlin was in the Air Force.

    Draft lottery #19 in '72. I enlisted in the Air Force and painted airplanes for the next 3 and a half years. I'm glad that crap is over.

  • Before Dennis Miller flip flopped for $.

  • If I ever die, I hope I'm defending freedom and/or rights

  • thumbs up if you were killed in combat

  • @TheIslammiracle lol you aint rite homie

    

  • he took a george carlin fist to the knee haha

  • After seeing this vid and a couple of others like them, Carlin just replaced Bill Hicks as my new hero ! :-D

  • Such an interesting contrast, a study in integrity: Carlin was Carlin throughout his career...Miller is like a different guy now, a total attention whore, ass-kisser--the complete opposite of Carlin--and exactly the kind of guy Carlin would destroy with a few words. I used to hold them both in the same regard.

  • i think he might serious

  • lol

  • I can't tell if he's sarcastic or serious lol

  • His shows should be introduced in education that our children grow up smarter.

  • George, Y U NO RESPAWN?

  • @ThePopsheep lol . we should be able to do that in 200 years maybe ?

  • @ThePopsheep Search and destroy, bro...search and destroy...1 round take all

  • @ThePopsheep You should follow comedian Kelly Carlin on twitter.

  • @johndeever His daughter does comedy? I had no idea. I'll check it out.

  • 6:23 !?!?!??! ? wow :s

  • @StevenMJiggalo WWII was the last war really worth fighting.

  • @pentumplementgum And the idea of creating war crimes after that war was completely hypocritical bullshit as well

  • @pentumplementgum And even World War 2 only was able to happen because we plundered and extorted Germany for years so that the people would be screwed up enough to follow a man like Hitler.

  • WW2 was the last war we participated in. Since then, they have all been police actions. If you declare war, there are rules such as the Geneva and Hague agreements. They don't want to be bound by rules. Under the rules of war, Bush could have been tried as a war criminal. Since there was no declaration of war, he's safe.

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  • @DrNaturalPhenomena Show me a declaration of war since WW2. As far as the Geneva convention, yes, we go by it, when it's convenient. As ex army, I do pay attention.

  • @ardvarkkkkk1 you imbecile

  • 6:23 Am I the only one just thinking "WTF" at that?

  • @TemplarPyro I know, right? Even George seemed to get spooked by that!

  • @StevenMJiggalo You're correct that self defense to preserve your own life and your community is different. However the military here, and many militaries elsewhere (at least half, when you think about it) are not engaging in defensive operations.

  • I think he's up there now, smiling down on us!

  • at this point in the game.. is there really any other perspective to realistically take?

  • @SuperStandupcomic  It's a line from "A few good men"

  • "YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL" lol?

  • Interesting to hear DENNIS MILLER talk about progressive liberal ideas. When did we lose him?

  • @johnnypunish fox news wasnt paying him at that point. I guess you could say that the he is kinda like the young boys he was referring to in this interview.....SELLOUT!

  • @johnnypunish after 9/11

  • It's always fascinated me how people buy the idea of "Dying for something". I mean what the fuck? Anyways, I love Carlin. He is so blunt and doesn't sugar coat. Honest people are a rare thing but he is like the holy grail of no-bullshitting. I wish I could've seen him live atleast once before he died.

  • the host is actually pretty good.

  • @ronczselowitzcki

    WOW!! Someone just discovered the CAPS LOCK key. George was awesome.

  • He's right about the wars not being possible if people would wise up and stop going. Old men rely on young, stupid men to buy the bullshit about patriotism and defending your country to go and die and kill in horrible ways in some stupid country. There is NOTHING IN IT for the people doing the fighting, and morally it's no different than robbing the corner store or shooting your neighbor over an argument. The idea that following fucked up orders is noble is sick and morally weak.

  • "I don't care what happens to you, I don't care what happens to your country, I don't care what happens to your species, you can go get fucked." I love his reverse psychology, it's the only way he can get through to the American people.

  • I guess im living in George's world too. I basically watch from a distance, as people get stupider and the global economy crisis grows larger. Goes nicely hand in hand by the way, stupid people and lots of debt. Basically, my daily routine is this: wake up, eat, shit and shower, to work, to home, judo training and then back to home with my wife or i'll go and meent my friends.

    I don't vote, i'm an antheist and of course immediately people think that i'm dull and stupid person. Shallow people

  • ancient hatreds and modern weapons, my kind of show. hahahaha

  • @ronczselowitzcki u fucking moron, there is no god

  • @ronczselowitzcki and who doesn`t hate stupidity? :D

  • EPIC TROLL!

  • 6:22 awkward silence >_<

  • MILLER IS A TOOL

  • @FamineIsAwesome (cont'd) There are legitimate case of self-defense, but I think Carlin is talking about awakening mass consciousness, which is a message that should be heeded across national boundaries

  • @FamineIsAwesome Not really. It's really simple. If enough people were unwilling to fight a war because they believe it's amoral, then there'd be no war, period. You can apply that to the U.S. or any country in the world. (Fear of challenging authority was the only thing keeping germans from disobeying Hitler...if *everyone* didn't listen to him, then there wouldn't have been WWII in Europe.) Whenever you read about war, it's usually misguided patriotism and/or religious beliefs that fuel it.

  • Lottery # 362 for Miller. No wonder he's such a NeoCon Hawk. 

  • So people just want to watch the world burn... :)

  • It's like people just don't get what George Carlin is trying to tell them.

    Sad. And I don't just mean this video -- so far it''s been every video that I've watched of his.

    We live in an interesting place with interesting morons.

  • "my brother, God bless him" WHAT?!

  • @dirladuu its just a frase

  • "I can't wait 'til the Middle East really blows up."

    Jesus Christ Almighty.

  • O'Reilly has the balls to even speak to Ron Paul? That is a no win for him. O'Reilly lacks the slightest ability at critical thinking, or he is just great at acting like a mental stooge.

  • I can see his influence on Louis CK. Just awesome.

  • I served in the army. It sucked big time. I had a general discharge for minor misconduct as well. And the company culture is straight up bullshit, from basic all the way through. Damn happy to be the Hell out.

  • isn't this strange.. Dennis Miller is acting liberal... what is with all this liberal ideology.. tells me his is a fraud on FOX fake propaganda news

  • @xadam2dudex Dennis had his show and did this interview before 9-11 happened. His brain got fried after 2001 and became a right wing paranoid. 

  • God, please give us back George Carlin and we'll give you Michele Bachman.

  • @ThePhantom135 Dude goeorge carlin was a god, how can he bring himself ?

  • @ThePhantom135 Well, Bachman is almost as funny, just scary because she's for real.

  • LOL "I'm hoping someone died." Wow...sounds like the Republican debates.

  • I'm living in George's world too. Who else?

  • @zcxvasdfqwer1234 Get a life then, that is if you are alive?

  • @gormadocable :o)

  • Dennis Miller is a quisling little anti-American George Bush ass kissing traitor to America. Miller made his fucking living on the liberal comedy show SNL and he'd be NOBODY without it, then he sells out for money to hypnotize young people into liking the election thief George Bush. Miller is a piece of shit.

  • @JetMechMA "Miller"...'anti-American' ? well,... in the sense that He hasn't a clue as to what CONSTITUTES an ARTICLE II 'natural born Citizen'

    The true 'liberal' [read:correct,right & just]definition of an ART II nbC- FULLY incorporates the natural right of inheritance ie jus sanguinis & is not limited,solely, to the regal, empiric, & barbaric, territoriality principle --a misapprehended notion under which , currently, most Americans, ignorantly,& with tragic consequences, labor

  • @kiiifute1 You had an open bracket but not a close bracket. Your reply is impossible to comprehend for meaning.

  • @kiiifute1 Oh, you actually did have a closed bracket. I missed it. But I still didn't get your drift. What's all this about natural born citizen?

  • I agree it's fun to watch us dumb humans destroy ourselves.... it's inevitable