H S8E01 XL

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Possibly my favorite QI episode ever. All glory to hypnotoad.

[andreicmello]

I would love to sit down and have a few beers with Ross Noble, he seems to be a fun guy to talk to in a bar.

[UberMan5000]

22:17 Ross Noble has the best mind-blown expressions.

[staffansvahn]

Left-handed peaches! Brilliant!

[Bananaman2nd]

:(

[Bananaman2nd]

And he looks like my nan

[Bananaman2nd]

I really don't like Phill Jupitus...

[DemstarAus]

I would've said a torus.

[DemstarAus]

Looking at the Rolo Triangle, watching when the bit comes around in the square, none of the corners of the triangle reach the corners of the square. They curve within it. Watch it again when the camera is zoomed in on someone's head. I don't know if they've just got a bad example video?

[PollyJuice]

They censored the monkey!

[ThatsSpiffing]

Ross Noble ♥

[DanRaccoon]

"I wanna play with the gun that shoots around corners"

Oh alan X3

[WarchiefOneTin]

What's the name of the tune Ross has for his buzzer? Best ringtone ever! I WANT!

[Hypatiarhetoric]

Hoplophobia sissy, excellent.

[SirCrest]

Phil looks huge in this episode.

[slytown]

@SirCrest He lost weight recently, didn't he? Not a lot, but still. Good for Phil.

[AxelVonAwesome]

THAT'S NOT ROUND!!!!

[keepyourkiltdown]

Thank you for uploading these! I live in the US and I love this show, unfortunately this is the ONLY way I can watch them! Even the DVD sets on Amazon are formatted for UK DVD players :(

[Brendan9895]

@keepyourkiltdown Buy a UK DVD player as well :P

[superhamzah85]

Why would a bomb expert go to a joke shop?

Stink bombs, to clear the area.

[samtasticification]

My favourite episode-Ross and Phill are awesome!

[gtgamer]

I like that there are no dislikes. But now that i have pointed that out, some arsehole is going to change that.

[superhamzah85]

@gtgamer

3 weeks later, arsehole free. :-)

[DJKovert]

@superhamzah85 2 months later, 1 arsehole. :(

[TheTheoldgit]

what drugs does Phil jupitus take?

[ShtikMahn]

@TheTheoldgit All the good ones.

[TheTheoldgit]

@ShtikMahn The cad!

[aaron9099]

25:07

"I don't understand..."

[BoomDowg]

28:58

[HarrysSecret]

I have just wet myself a little in excitement at your sneakiness and epicness.

My favourite programme in its uncut glory.

Thank you

[andrewhenman]

Shall we sex? Haha.

[BobTheMunificent]

And your proof for that is?

Anyone can say "Oh no it wasn't" but that is a worthless statement without evidence.

[JSCwrd]

Whoops, the term halitosis was being used before Listerine popularised it. Bad form, QI.

[TheHenryWallace]

Is that Arthur Lowe in between the girls legs?

[Mausemon]

what does alan say at 26:14 ?

[aderyntan]

@Mausemon He says "Special instructions don't let Alan near it..." sarcastically :) what a legend xD

[JakenJragin]

Qi. the only show where all the guests, everytime, whenever they pitch manage to make me GOFL (Guffaw On Floor Laughing)

[jantisoy]

I miss Fat Stephen...

[holidaysinsweden]

Dee was sort of only taking up space in this one, wan't he?

[HollywoodMcCoy]

Ross Noble would be great if he stopped trying *quite* so hard. He's funny most of the time but I wish he didn't have a comment for every single thing.

[sama31655]

THAT'S NOT ROUND!!!

[thecrookedman1]

Phil Jupitus is just not funny. How does he get on so many of these shows?

[ExterminatusM4A]

1:00 I wish I had a ringtone like that :(

[tiger55331]

Ross Noble is amazing in this!

[Mayna00]

30:41 - Marjorie, shall we sex?

I'm wondering if that's a 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie' reference from Ross there?

[monafoeva]

I absolutely loved this panel, all hilarious. Thanks a bunch for the upload :)

[HeyHeyHey8I]

For Stephen's question @3:30 possible answer: Voldemort ^_^

[SwiftsNamesake]

What's a Jordie accent?

[jamesrands]

@SwiftsNamesake A Geordie is someone from Tyneside in the North East of England. Or if you're a Southerner like me it describes pretty much all Northerners.

[DrVouyer]

Get the monkey balls out, we are sexing out tonight!!!!

[DrVouyer]

Margerine shall we sex?

[Sonicblade128]

I now want a Toblerone-Rolo combo.

[sometart]

@Sonicblade128

Toblerollo.

[m2ger8]

nelly furtado???

[Hanjon28]

IT'S NOT ROUND

[OxygenChrist]

A circualr triangle that drills squares....I wonder what Euclid has to say about that....

[SwiftsNamesake]

@OxygenChrist I'm sure he's twisting in his grave.

[grauekatze]

<3 you Sir win 

[Mayna00]

There's no other way to put it:

Phil is just ... cool.

[Swedishdest]

ok, seeing the XL makes the expanding the testicle statement make more sense.

[countamwras]

oh the highlander ..... ROFL



[countamwras]

Oh the highlander ..... Rofl 

[xSharnie]

Aww, Ross is so cute.

[snarkishly]

A great panel, love 'em all, but Ross kills it.

[JohnsonLobster]

@snarkishly What are you talking about, he fits perfectly, he's brilliant !

[snarkishly]

@JohnsonLobster "kills it" is a slang phrase that indicates Ross is the outstanding member of the panel.

[JohnsonLobster]

@snarkishly Well then it's a very confusing phrase and should therefore not be used any more. I have spoken.

[PrinceOfPersia1996]

@snarkishly Where I live, it means ruining something, "killing it"

[jpboyrox]

Would you be annoyed if I posted these to tvshack-style websites so others can benefit

[julianagrl]

I do love me some phil jupitus, so crushable.

[ZarlanTheGreen]

FYI: That "left handed" pen, is in fact, not.

They're made to be easier to write with.

Not easier for lefties.

Just simply easier in general.

It has absolutely NO benefits, specific to the left handed.

A fountain pen should have a left handed nib, for lefties, but that aside a "left handed pen" is a ridiculous idea.

Pens are completely symmetrical, making it the same, for either hand.

The things problematic for lefties (and there are more than you'd think, mind you), are asymmetrical.

[reznor12]

@ZarlanTheGreen You are kind of correct. A right handed person could write with one of those pens perfectly fine. The reason they are often called left handed pens, is left handed people have a number of issues writing with normal pens. One issue is that right handed people drag the point across the page when writing, left handers are pushing the point across. The angle of this pen stops this issue. Also it means the lefty does not have to compensate with his whole body to correct this.

[ZarlanTheGreen]

An episode in one single video. Neat :)

[sbtech01]

@Roxiefelis Should be safe anyway. BBC rarely make DMCA claims. Not like american networks.

[zenzombie72]

Am I the only one that thought it was Hotch-potch?

[DEXTERDAMUZ]

@zenzombie72 Yes!

[specialfaiths]

@zenzombie72 ...I don't even know what hodge podge means.. :S (English is not my first language :Þ)

[oohdear1397]

@specialfaiths Hodge podge means a mixture of things :)

[specialfaiths]

@oohdear1397 oh, okay, cool. Thanks for that :D

[spangularity]

Single file works well.

Thanks for that.

[Leman2288]

Holy Hells. One part. <3

[neonom1024]

39:45 ... because Stephen Fry *IS* god.

[timdaughte]

I remember in the 80s or 90s there were commercials running that tried to lighten the stigma of halitosis by refering to it as "simple, common halitosis." As if to say, "Don't worry, everyone has it. At least you don't have complex, abnormal halitosis. You have options - Crest!"

[khaninator]

One part is great.

[xopenheartx]

aww I wish they hadn't cut the left-handed section, would've been brilliant plus it tied in with Phil's left-handed joke about the gun. :(

[susanappe]

fabulous, thank you ever so much indeed.

[StoliDassah]

I've watched and re-watched this episode, and the "Rolo-Toblerone Combo" never ceases to make me cry laughing.

[thedrunkenelf]

Thanks for this :)

[moewahba35]

thanks so much for the upload but try and keep it under the radar, putting "No copyright infringement intended, no profit being made" is a great way to get youtube to notice, since it responds to searches. You might even annotate your videos asking people not to rate. Keep it up, you are a legend!!!