The ASSumption Song - Tourettes Version

[Paxmax]

as unfortunate as tourettes is, it's still pretty funny because politically correctness is still the norm.

[longislandskunk]

i fuck to this song and eat pussy

[longislandskunk]

this is hillarious

iu jack

[zezima0982]

if he asked her politely she would show him her DICK?

[Krusher33900]

MY NAME IS MEATWAD

[madley1]

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[Kaskader173]

this is some funny shit

[supermarioman243]

He got all of these sounds from the tourettes guy videos.

[pokemonkiller20]

WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS!!!

[Skeletalfatdude]

Dick so tasty made of butterscotch?

[godzilla9005]

wait a sec you mean the girl is a fucking shemale with a dick balls and a vagina? what the fuck

[d3str0i3r]

@godzilla9005 read description

[MrH1tler]

ITS MENT TO BE WHORE NOT BITCH

[infernus9876]

@MrH1tler read the description ;)

[R0mvies]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shawtygotteeth]

this is fucking mean.....

[118candyman]

COCK! haha

[emokibaninjatree]

I'm crying from laughing XD

[gangstaTORI]

It's funnier when it dont make sence.(:

[EnolaTheSiikopath]

This is all wrong! D:

[jojaeda]

it is she look like a whore

[XxMalpassxX]

@mokajones74 YAH NO SHIT.. WHORE!

[darthl0ser]

@mokajones74 100K A7 7H15 1337 FA6607!

[deadskull35]

LMFAOOO

[DukeNukem1231]

she'd show him her dick?

[ROBGF3]

BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

[Slagar10]

read the discription

[Trakzy]

Haha

[hanatro]

This is dumn

[gunsmithgunfreak]

read the description

[peach8ibis]

typng whil laghing hahahhahaah

[gunsmithgunfreak]

LOLOLOL omg perfect

[jakdaxter999]

rofl this is so funny!

[NcoleyCP]

His di*k so tasty made of butter scotch? O_o hmmm i wonder.......NVM!! FORGET IT!!

[MultiGamermaster]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllll

[doggylion]

there was an old farmer who lived on a..... what the fuck its not "spred whipped cream all over her balls its crotch dick face

[Gr8rThenU]

read the discription

[lydiam1997]

that is all wrong

[XxMalpassxX]

HAHAHAAHaA!!! MY ASS

[zedaine112]

yeah that song makes no sence what so ever. it should say the sht that rhymes with it. not w.e you put.

[t68bone42]

u can go to dolly partons doughnouts and take a 2 hour SHIT!

[DeathByChezBurgr]

@t68bone42 its jolly pirate doughnuts lol



[Xend54]

her ballz

[Sn0wc0veredKr0nik]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa

[W01fski11]

yah i dont get that O_o

[XxJIBBLYxX]

spray whip cream allover HER BALLS ??

[D0mIN1cAnO]

He should've said crotch

[klysas2045]

(rofl)

[ASuperWhitePerson]

spread whipped cream all over her BALLSSSSSSSSSSSS

[xxTaylorxx0]

bahahahaha

[badcompany583]

nice really funny i like that you said dick and balls instead of cunt and kratch .. 5 stars

[AnimatorToby]

1:22 uh no comment

[LordsWisdom]

hahahahahahahahahahaha! XD

[ninjatastic9209]

a new way to fuck up her children?

[RAPINGCAT]

lol Shed suck on his cock mmm so tasty is made of butter scotch BEST PART

[insaneShadowKnight]

dick wtf

[scream6aim6fire]

it's if he ask her politly she'd so him her cunt

[MOFP]

ROFLMAO XDDDDDDD

[conraydo]

yea i like that

[emokibaninjatree]

XXXXXXDDDDDDDD

[holyfreakingcows]

aaaaa hahahahaha haha hahaa hahah hahahha hahahahaloalohlgaoahhaahahalol­ololohlolaololohalolhaololhaol­o ..... girls dont hav dicks everyone knows that ..... rite¿

[kestermon2]

lol 1:18 to 1:25

[09jesse09]

why don't you just enjoy the video instead of pointing out its flaws?

this person obviously put alot of effort into it

[Johnnyboy271]

LMFAO hahahahahaha!!!!!

[Mirkiman]

at 1:06 it actually says dick and not tits,...and he's correct females don't have dicks, ....

[superdre44]

its a joke

[Mirkiman]

at :25 it's supposed to be whore not bitch,..

[gesterhq]

read the description

[hotsauce360]

LMFAO!!!!

[3y3ninja]

AGREED! more than funny!

[MackeyGirlOwnzz]

you never kno

[TheDarkTaker00]

1:06... uhh i belive woman dont have that..

[xwinterxfreezex]

could be a transexual xD

[MackeyGirlOwnzz]

"And spread whip cream all over her..BALLS!"

lmfao bout shit myself there

[AgentRAL007]

LMAO, some of the stuff is off, but still funny as hell!

[KibaLoverArcanineEmo]

lol...Fuck up her childeren XD

[zefrenchi]

"and then he spread whiped cream all over her *crotch* "

[bmil69]

There came a young lady, she looked like a BITCH

[everlastJB]

it was meant to be: There came a young lady, she look like a whore

[bmil69]

yeah, i know...

[xoxlightinthedarkxox]

omg this is pure genius

LOL

[lemonbayrules]

lmao she show him her dick and then he spred whip cream all over her balls! lololol great vid 5 stars

[megapimpsword]

shed show him her DICK!

[insanityisntasin]

I love you

[JuvenilleeJenelle]

LMAO !

[Ricklezz]

Hmm, there are several other words that arent suposed to be there, but its damn genius anyway!

[Rokko8652]

LOL! It said:

And suck on his DICK made of butterscotch,

[ksk8terkeaton]

BALLS!

[AdonisFlip]

HAHAAHA this was hilarious! 5/5

[deathcommulticom]

if she asked him kindly shed show him her dick

anyone else hear that?

[Rokko8652]

I did.

[Ricklezz]

Or how about "And then he spread wipped cream all over her BALLS!!"

[gabeakamg]

it feels good lol

[AYoungGenius]

yea man tht was my favorite part. (unexpected)

[gabeakamg]

umm maybe i felt it to lol

[birdboy93]

Haha, it says " "F" up her children

[GameMasterDX]

It wasn't suppose to say "Ass" either.

[leonscottkennedyre4]

yes it is

[JollySpace]

It should be "Vagina"

[leonscottkennedyre4]

doesnt rhym with grass tho dummy

[JollySpace]

I'm a "dummy?" You are the one with horrible grammar.

[leonscottkennedyre4]

its youtube no grammar needed smart ass

[JollySpace]

No grammar needed if you want to look like a dumb ass. Using bad grammar is for IMing.

[leonscottkennedyre4]

sure thing,dumb ass...

[Weemo]

SHURE THANG DUMB

[Btroisi13]

Not even IMing (at least in my opinion.) I can see texting but that's it. You will look like a dumbass, no matter if you're on YouTube or not lol!

[Milezthedude]

i know this idiot didnt do some of the proper swears

[NickandJayProduction]

ahhahahah......WATCH MY REACTION VIDEO TO THIS SONG ON MY CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!

[Nickenzie19]

ROFL!!

[JessicaRaduNr1]

I thought it was "she looked like a hor*" not bict*

[Mich0uz]

ahhahahaaahaa

[cheapmovies9P]

... He looked like a man with a sizeable COCK! up in the country with a big fence out front

Lol wut

[xavier12fromroblox]

Tourettes guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deannax518]

cream on her balls? hmm that was special... no more words for that.

[left4dude]

lol i fell down loling

[FunnyFlashClips]

cream on her balls? on her cunt. and yes, its spoused to be whore.

[gonepishing]

bwhahah!

great idea

[TwilightsEdge488]

xD Nice.

[xAnimeMistressx]

Agreed, Twi-chan. :D

[Deadhouse210]

BALLS!

[rockefeller900]

tourettes guy ftw!

[stevenking94]

lolol funny

[l0st4lif3]

holy fuck, that was fucking hilarious

[enoiangel]

uhm ok....

[k3nnyinab0x]

BALLS xD

[Weemo]

Wow, people are so dumb. Ultra made fine substitutions for what he had available to him.

[caps1in1ya1ass1]

Got them wrong... >_>

[cubanlokis88]

its whore not bitch. and i think its crotch not cloth... not i could be wrong

[giguyjoe2nd]

You mind showing Ultra here where Tourette's Guy in ANY of his episodes says whore?

[kakashiSlover1]

i saw the clean version and this kicks some ASS!

[LucyInTheSky4321]

BALLS!

[rosco651]

LOL XD this is so funny he just yells it out when the word is supposed to be said

[xzillo40]

really?

[Ultratech90]

you guys must be retarded to say this is boring because i didn't get the words right. -_- READ TEH GOD DAMN VIDEO FUCKING INFO FFS DICKS ON A STICK

[afrosamuri290324324]

DICK so tasty made of butter scocth

[PookySiberianFilms]

LOL he said "to FUCK her children"

[dumbbelluser]

this is retarded

[DJOLLIE91]

this is fucking ledgend!! the guy has only got to shout a word and it makes me laugh :P

[kcc4evr]

i laughed so hard when he says "the fellow put whipcream all over her BALLS!"

omg tht was funny

[ulremy4]

You got a few wrong but it's still funny

[RandomNameName]

some of it near the end is wrong...

[crazycc135]

lol

[0AuntJemima0]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! the original was funny, but this is funnier by far!

[MikemasterM1]

Link to sing?

[BenLaeli]

She'd show him her DICK? lmao

[tamafinatic]

lol tranny

[Oudiver94]

that is hilarious

[psychotom0]

looked like a bitch?

dont you mean whore?

[mynameiszack94]

yea

[a7xfan66613]

read the description

[TheCheesyCheesus]

LMAO

[AnimeShineChihiro]

XDDD hahahahah wonderful

[crazo3077]

The young lady looked like a whore, not a bitch. The girl showed her cunt, not dick. And the fellow put whipcream all over her crotch, not balls.

[Shiro1692]

They did that on purpose...

[greatesc498]

its funnier

[jmac9565]

stfu Tourettes dude never said those words god read what he wrote dumb ass

[xJurzu]

Part where its supposed to say whore but says "Betch" is funny as hell

[fattmikey38]

read the description brawltastic

thats what its ment for der de der

[Weirdal56492]

LMFAO

[joejoejoey678]

fuck up her children lmao

[5461242]

haha!!!!

[luvable77]

i think 4 is suposed to be vagina

[brailsfordderek]

ha ha ha ha he said cock

[taltigolt]

srry didnt read description

[taltigolt]

third should be : whore

[bluemonkey123567]

You got some of the words wrong.. But its okay, because that made me laugh :D

[painskills1]

lol a butterscotch dick

[darkness1056]

this song is ABAP AAAABAP abap- as baller as possible

[YanYan1337]

BALLS!

LMFAO

[CrazySandNig]

LMFAO ALL OVER HER BALLS

[KHorbust]

His dick is made of butterscotch

[billybobmanny]

fuck up her children, lol

[robertpdot12345]

The timing was way off but otherwise okay, I guess.

[Kelsalicious8]

hahah great video. lol made LMAO

[msuisgr8t]

bahahahahaha!!!! i love it bro..... keep em coming. :D

[rebouke]

personally i think its hilarious that he put balls instead of crotch. i dont care if he messed up some other words. its still fuckin hilarious. if u guys hate it so much make ur own and quit bitchin.