"Crossing Over with John Edward" Parody

[wmansue]

JE is a Martian Klan Kike and he can communicate with the hive-heads and also scan the thoughts of every human person in the audience. JE is not telling the truth nor is the American gov't telling the truth about the Martian Klan or god race that has enslaved and is exterminating human Gentiles. The Martian Klan Kikes are telepathic, mind controlling, collective scumbags. So, when JE is talking to a guest he is also using telepathy__oops! I pulled the curtain back, sorry.

[ab102798]

Wow! Come to think of it I acctually have ceilings in my house too...and I noticed the sky was high up also.... thats wierd

[WingChum]

Brilliant!

[GentCastle]

Hope this did not take you very long to make.

[fastbikes180]

This Sux

[tickycup]

haha. what do you know my mother has legs too

[mkm051607]

lol- silvia browne is still worse- if you havent already done her, that would be really funny!

[moonlightkisu]

rofl ... "does his name have letters in it?"

[wiiiissam]

John Edward is the biggest douche in the universe

[moonlightkisu]

@wiiiissam : wrong, that title belongs to Silvia Browne.

And yes, I get the South Park reference. =p

[Loneleavemealone]

Jus testin

[Deanwardable]

Really awesome parody, man. Gave me many lolz. X3

[LenaLoo6262]

just watched that south park episode!!

[ctsoldi3r21]

he didn't want to get his head blown... who knew?

[McGahan44]

You simply are a COCK

[skycop61]

This was friggin' hilarious!

[dave4248]

The pathetic thing is......if you took this screenplay verbatim, and had Edwards and an audience member play it out, the morons who follow Edwards would think he was actually displaying some great ability.

[LaharlD2]

John Edwards is great at being a hoax. He is about as believable as reality shows being real.

[benaldrich162]

80, thats like exactly 4 times my age!

[tagg125]

He had a watch... and he used it to tell time

[Murdomcd]

hahaha 'all of my family have a air of legs'

[SubconsciousRX]

SPOT ON! GREAT VIDEO!

[paflyfish]

I'm getting the name John, something with a J, or a C, or an R, or a T, or an S... HAHAHA... Good Fishing! I think you've got him nailed.

[THEangelina96]

"and the doctors name...Has letters in it ?"

HAHAHA !!! amazing .

[lebben90]

LMAO!! ;P

[MCRomg]

lmfao, "my whole family has legs. each of them has a pair of legs..." xD

[brilliantdude]

brilliant. "Actually my whole family has legs.." rofl

[jonathancis2]

one word: amazing

[sammyjo2187]

really funny lol :D

[irishrealist]

beeest laugh in a long time

[edelvolk]

John Edwards is the biggest douche in the universe lol I love that South Park Ep

[93Gaara]

so true

xD

[landmindhiphop]

fail

[MadJewelz]

I just watched that south Park Episode!

[thelonewayfarer]

he's the biggest douche in the universe

[mrmoe18]

"my mother has legs" LOLZ!

[MyRohan]

lol, everyone in my family has legs.  LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[KingJesusforyou]

1 Samuel 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Isaiah 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is very severe, if not repented of.

Leviticus 19:31

'Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.'

[infidelguy]

Umm.. King. I have some news for you. There are no spirits, no demons, no Santa Claus. Grow up.

[KingJesusforyou]

1 Samuel 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Isaiah 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is very severe, if not repented of.

Leviticus 19:31

'Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.'

[mrmoe18]

im a spirit. i like to surf youtube and fuck your mother

[deekaythafuture17]

hey man that book is a mythological story,idk how it ever got confused with where we came from...but man scince has proved it impossiple over and over.

[KingJesusforyou]

1 Samuel 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Isaiah 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is very severe, if not repented of.

Leviticus 19:31

'Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.'

[TobHussey]

Jesus died. I think if he was the ruler of all humans, he could have stopped himself from dying the first time. It's all a bit convenient he died and then appeared to the four(??) people that had followed him for the past however-many-years. Iiiiiiii'm sure the disciples were high.

[KingJesusforyou]

1 Samuel 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Isaiah 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is very severe, if not repented of.

Leviticus 19:31

'Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.'

[tobyeo]

1 Samuel's Meatballs 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Water 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is a bad hair day.

Spagetti 19:31

'Do not wear medium or large underwear while seeking out spiritists, for you will be lied to by them. I am the flying spagetti monster, your God.'

[KingJesusforyou]

1 Samuel 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Isaiah 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is very severe, if not repented of.

Leviticus 19:31

'Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.'

[tobyeo]

Posting the same comment over and over again, you do realize people have already read your retarded comment once no need to contiously spam the same bs over and over again because you for 1. have nothing to say 2. cannot think for yourself and 3. can't even cut and paste something different. Are you a bot?

[KingJesusforyou]

1 Samuel 28:3-20; 2 Chronicles 10:13, 14; Isaiah 8:19-22. The punishment for contacting the dead is very severe, if not repented of.

Leviticus 19:31

'Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the LORD your God.' are you a fool

[mrmoe18]

you know, i think you have a point there. the guy that everyone thinks is god dies and they say "oh well.....HE HAD TO DIE dont you see and he died for our sins and he knew about it all along and, um, *whisper* help me out here peter will you?

[KingJesusforyou]

don't cross over into darkness

[losersalwayswin]

LOL

that's exactly what that shit is like too

[DoLLyChLoe]

too fkn funny lol cute vid!

[niteseeker545]

Must admit its a bit geeky but it is funny!. I for one am kind of believer but as i said im not sure, theres so many charlatans out there who make shit up but i do kinder think sum have the gift. I hope there is sumthn after death cos have had tragedy in my life with my ex and i wanna see her again.

[SigurdNORWAY]

haha good parody!

John Edward - biggest douche in the universe

[lumpagogo]

We are being told that Keith got this script word for word from a show that John Ed-Douche-Ward did in Baker, Neveda Nov 13, 1999.

[mondagers1989]

u fucking prick john edwards colin fry and james van praagh and other mediums are just too accurate and people are helped by it u sick cunt

[BONGOMAN3003]

close enough

[keohal85]

lol "my mother has legs, actually come to think of it my whole family has legs, each of them have a pair of legs" LMAO

[BubblesBulacan]

Those who dont believe in the afterlife

do have an "empty-fuckinghead" believing this thing...

[rashneesh]

this is awesomely funny.i am in awe of john edwards he is a master grifter.

[ElchoSkater]

are you such a loser that you cant get someone to help you make this vid?

[SarahSexxyBunny]

haha this is so funny

[witchboy94]

John Edward is such a fake.

[PaleLittleGirl1]

You. Are. Awesome.

I recently saw John Edward on CNN...can you believe that?! ugh.

5/5

[xobvEmMaobvx]

Bzdi138

who are you to tell me to shut up?

see if your intelligent, actually form your own opinion on the subject instead of slating others.i dnt care if people dnt believe it him but 4 fucksake, dnt try and take other peoples beliefs away because you dont agree with it.

some of us have lost people in horrible ways and john edward (fake or not!) helps ppl believe there is another side to help us grieve a bit better.what do you do to help others you souless twat? get a grip.oh yeah and thanks!

[vintagous]

excellent

[Joe39275]

Oh my god, can you tell me how my first hamster jimmy is doing?

[mondommage]

my whole family...they all have legs. each of them has a pair of legs. 

I loved it!

[xobvEmMaobvx]

theelectricsoul

you make absoloutley no sense!

if you dont believe in that stuff, then fair enough.

but this video? you kiddin me.

grow up, and dont call me dumb, you dont even know me.

your obviously just a silly immature person, and i dont give a flying fuck what you think about or say about me. grow up

[jakeowns07]

haha. actually this is exactly what john edwards does, its just simply more extreme in this video. he makes generalized statements and forces people to make their own connections. maob you are a douche, just like edwards. his show and everything about him is fake, and its embarassing that you believe in his shit.

[Bzdi138]

shut up dumbass thanks!

[xobvEmMaobvx]

what a cunt you are

you are obviously a low life with nothing else to do!

do you even watch john edward you ugly twat? he doesnt do or say them things! get a fucking life you retard. you make me physically want to vomit! seriously!

[theelectricsoul]

xobvEmMaobvx

you are dumb.... seriously. John Edward told me, he looked up my a-ss, and my p-oo talked to him

[auggiedoggy]

@xobvEmMaobvx : Why would a simple parody upset you unless you actually believed in this crap? Obviously he has seen John Edwards. I think crooks like Edwards should all be thrown in jail. As the old saying goes - a fool and his money are soon parted.

[mrmoe18]

brilliant! rofl! "yes his name has letters, in sequence!"

[letsgoflyers48]

brilliant

[F4O4U4R4S]

holy crap dude you can hear the dead people to!

[spiderleg234]

well done man haha. nice job.

[Moosekid]

This is actually exactly what John Edward does. obviously not this badly played out lol

[katscat25]

LOL, that is so John Edwards and his psychic B.S.

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

they look like twins or brothers, r they?

[HOeryt]

dude, you are such a moron.

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

who r u talking to it better not be me. from poohbeartiggerpiglet

[HOeryt]

Go fuck yourself

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

r u talking to me u better not be and by the way go fuck ur mother

[ridoldy]

you are really retarded

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

SORRY I THOUGHT U WERE TALKING TO ME

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

they look like twins or brothers, r they?

[26TM73]

but that was his intent not to fine one lol

[Sezzera]

I was laughing so much!

Ace video, thanks for posting!! :)

[Santisantiago]

you are boooooring  shit man!

[26TM73]

I can predict you two guys will never get laid in college lmao.

[hiney2002]

i don't think there is 2 i think it is only one guy!

[nicsye12]

lol this was great "a sequence of letters"

and yea john edward is the biggest douche in the universe

[BooBooLane]

If it didn't happen in April, it happened in September and only John Edward know that. If it's not about an arm, it's about a leg. It's either a watch or a pin your father had.

And only John Edward know that.

[26TM73]

The fact of the matter is, it is your misguided opinion against mine, not one of you can come up with a decent answer to questions I have posed on other threads and video comments lmao

[26TM73]

Dear, dear, yet more inconsistent rambles from the sceptical community. As I have said on other threads, prove it ISNT REAL. And we will all go away. The fact of the matter is, it is just your 'chip on the shoulder' opinion against mine. Formed by being brain washed by the likes of James Rhandi et all,

The biggest pampas as on this God created Universe,

When will the sceptics provide 100% evidence that Mediumship and Psychic ability is not real and put the argument to bed once and for all.

[Aegius]

Go read on Harry Houdini. He searched far and wide for a real psychic medium and NEVER found one.

[kopan71]

quite funny man...niiice! John Edward is the biggest dousche in the universe!

[aceofspades94609]

haha hella good but it got a little redundant

[sh4wz0r]

Love it :)

[wall12390]

hah

[Jarenjang]

u should have ur own show too!

[jasamkraljina]

ahahaha, so funny dude!

john edward is douche!

[yepimcasey]

hahahahahaahahaahahha

[Gyongyvirag1976]

L M A O

[punkexcitesme]

<3

brilliant

[VermoXL]

Why John Edwards licks cum off his lips every minute or so?

[soccerstarr12]

awesome vid man. john edwards is such a damn conman.

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

idiots

[grimrabbi]

if anybody has actually watched the show crossing over you would know this isn"t how it happens

[horse911]

HILARIOUS

[CharlesnotEddie]

can i get a an appointment?

[kysa98]

ROFL That was awesome! The legs were the best part.

[Godlim17]

this is the funniest video i have ever seen!

[northportman]

LOL thats hysterical and just what this phoney does. lol john edward should be arrested for what he does to people. a true snake oil salesman. these so called psychics, mediums, etc prey on people. Lets hope that the feds comtinue to investigate them and get this horryfying thing under control

[lovetheary]

You cant because his show is just for entertainment purpose. See.. that is the reason for not to get his ass in trouble when sth go wrong.

[poohbeartiggerpiglet]

john edwards is not fake he is real lets see u try to do it

[OasisDevonAndRyan]

Whats your proof he is? Post a link and show us! or go watch penn and tellers bullshit episode of talking to the dead and you'll see Edward has the ppl he is reading send him in a family tree just in case he missed the wrong spirit. Look it up!

[joeyjoejoe81]

Edwards is a con man. you can buy books about "cold reading" that actually teach you how to do it. I recommend Derren Brown tricks of the mind as well. u say lets see you try to do it, i bet you anything after reading those books you will be able to do it as well! its just like learning how to play the piano, study hard and u can make people feel whatever u want them to :)

[ThugSpeak]

Fucking hysterical

[Cody55225]

the funniest fucking thing iv seen in a while

[jingles123abc]

hes better than edwards, edwards does the thing in front of an audience :)

[mozartgenetics]

Dear sir, there is only one thing wrong with your rendition of John Edward. He would have told you that the medical studies must be something in the future. Good work.

[boiler198]

hahahaha "its actually a number of letters in sequence"

[blahblahblahman]

HAHAHAHAHA! Funny stuff!!

[Medium4U2]

Thats just not funy at all sick ppl

[cocteau292]

Hilarious!! If people want to really stir me up they will talk about John Edwards. All he proves is that people are really really really really stupid! Keep up the good work!

[Crackdealingseagull]

meh. the legs thing was ok.

[natster146]

lol so funny

[eepwwtppwe]

its okay.

[Cutchswife]

Ha ha so funny! :D

[tracerprod]

Cool, thanks!

[CharminglyInsane]

Haha! I loved this. It was so funny!! Great job!

[tracerprod]

Cool, thank you. I'm glad to hear it.

-Keith

[ve666999]

LOL!!!!

Nice Job.

[nintendoangie]

*Applause*

Wow, that was good. LOL

[uspsionic]

lmao!

[tracerprod]

Hey, thanks. I can't tell--do I know you personally?

-Keith

[jankendorf]

hahahah

[sierrapaigepenguin]

hehehehe....funny!

[IcanSpellMyname]

john edwards is a big fake he tricks people into giving him the answer and whats sad is these dumb ass rednecks(not all are rednecks)belive this dooche cracker

[Windman111]

John Edward is the biggest douche in the universe

[cilandjrag]

He won that award

[Wellworm]

I do have a strong belief in the paranormal, but John Edward is a money-mongering idiot who makes a mockery of people seriously interested in objective parapsychology. Anyone who tries to communicate with the dead for profit is obviously a cold reader. That's total manipulation.

[generic3]

A FOOL and HIS $v are soon de-parted- pun intended.

xcan you see any conection to $

generic

[japgolly]

"actually, its a number of letters in sequence" hahahahaha!!!!

[iimakeboyscry]

LOL. new to the internet much?

[siciliano29]

LOL!! This is priceless. It truly is despicably though how these "psychics" take advantage of people who are grieving in order to make a buck.

[Ichliebegermany]

yeah. People can be dumbshits

[Ichliebegermany]

ok i didnt mean to piss you off dude and I think I could help if you wanted to make a sylvia browne one of these

[tracerprod]

I'm not mad with you, I'm mad with people who actually think this is a serious discussion of psychic powers. I created a parody of a TV show solely to entertain, and all people can do is believe my parody is some solemn account of the paranormal.

[Sherbear1975cher]

this is the funniest thing!! way to go Traceprod! You be funny as hell!!

[Ichliebegermany]

I was just confused why people were calling you a fake

[tracerprod]

Oh, I don't know, because it's easy to hide behind comments on an Internet video site, and because nothing needs to make sense or have any truth. People, in my opinion, need to take a deep breath and carry on with their lives.

[Ichliebegermany]

dude do you actually think you have powers tracerpod

[tracerprod]

I hope you're kidding. If you're not, I would stop with comments, as you clearly did not understand the point of the video.

[ConkerTheSquirrel23]

Frankmat, you're full of shit. You're a fraud, and a con artist.

[666Maverick666]

haha sweet work man. Make another one.

[tracerprod]

This is the last of this series of comments in which I will continue this inane conversation.

[bookoz]

Comments like the one above make you sound really smug.

As for the vid, definately made me laugh

[tracerprod]

Well, I'm sorry if people are so patently and unnecessarily vulgar in comments for a parody that is not supposed to be serious or bringing about hatred in viewers.

[bookoz]

well, im sure you know that there are a shit load of people who really believe in him. To think that mocking him was not gonna bring vulgar comments on YOUTUBE is just crazy.

[tracerprod]

People take my work far too seriously as a whole, and I don't mock people unless they have an attitude with me. Other than that, there's not much more to say.

[tracerprod]

Because I have a sense of humor and people like you ruin the fun of the piece.

[tracerprod]

Quite extensively, yes.

[easyeasy900]

This is such a coincidence, I have legs too. ;( Maybe we're both pisces.

[Alchemis777]

Very funny parody! Thank you for creating these kind of videos so that people can wake up and start using critical thinking to solve life's problems. I wonder if Mr. Edwards has taken a cold reading to James Randi's $1 million offer? 

Could it be that he is "sensing" some trouble with the scientific test?

[affablevagrant]

Thamk you for making this video. John Edward is a fraud and it needs to be said.

[aikiboy1111111]

Man, that was hilarious, but it started to get mind numbing after the first 2 minutes, and i was able to hold out until 4. Not the skit, but because John Edwards, and unfortunately, most or all professional psychics like him are cold readers and their shit is mind numbing.

[shorts]

ahahahahaa.

"uhh.. well my, my mother has legs. actually, uh, wait, yeah, my, my whole family has legs. they each have their own pair"

[manukyan]

This is lame. Take this video off.

[UmbrellaGecko]

This was really good. I really enjoyed this. This is probably the funniest parody of a psychic I've seen since Mad TV did their Kenny Kingston skits :)

[watcharoporn]

Keith, You had me on the floor laughing my ass off with that thing about the "legs". Thanks for the great performance!!! ^_^

[tracerprod]

Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[tybaltx]

nice... very funny. john edwards was a joke.