Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies Part 2

[RadleyCouture]

ELLEN IS BACK!

[soprano428]

Sit on the toilet and flush.

And rest... and rest.

[Savemefromhelen]

Waynes World! Waynes World! Partytime! Excellent!

[MrJmbush08]

Mr. Rooney, Do you hear voices in your head?

Mr. Rooney: Does a Bear Shit in the woods?

[andrewakadew]

not even funny

[alterbridgefan99]

"An over worked circus bear might shit in his pants" LOL

[vernaculos]

Andy Rooney shits wherevere he wants ti now. While smoking a banana

[iSmkoeBluntsToMyFace]

No way, Garth got a haircut!

[rfrchompchomp]

Can he please make a work out video?

[PINKPEANUT91]

"I FUCKING GET IT..." XDDD

[albokilla1]

he is not funny

[steelclover8]

@albokilla1 then dont watch......

[HappyThePunk]

Put a sock on it, I'll build you a sun-dial, you son of a bitch!

Lost it. Looooost it.

[scottwill19]

The only thing i didnt like was he was pretending to smoke a joint....it was funny the first time but it seems like something only 13 year olds would laugh at when its used over and over like that

[MTVVH1sucks]

@scottwill19 funny that was only thing that I liked about his whole act and I am well over 13 years old. Dana went way down hill he should have kept smoking the weed

[scottwill19]

@MTVVH1sucks thats exactly what i would expect for a lowlife weed smoker...it was only funny the first maybe the second time, after that it was annoying, redundant and old

[MTVVH1sucks]

@scottwill19 "A lowlife weed smoker"? What makes you think that you are any better than me? I hope you know that Dana still smokes dumbass! hahaha the only lowlife here is you buddy

[SgtTravisBickle]

He does not look like a man in his 50's! Insane!

[Soryalis]

"Yesterday I went to the market and shook a bell pepper and shook it. It didn't make any sound..." Awesome

[Robmeistah13]

@Soryalis so you shook it twice? :P

[cheftobe12]

the other day i went to the super market picked up a bell pepper and shook it it didn't make any sound

[alterbridgefan99]

I FUCKIN GET IT!!! LOL

[aironeous]

Please put him on the daily show as a correspondent,

[the13thfreak]

floss floss floss floss

[TheDuzak]

OUH MY BACK, what happened. I TOOK A NAP!

[ZyxthePest]

I CAN'T TAKE THESE FUCKING NAPS!

[ilovebucky24]

why do they call an orange an orange but they dont call a banana yellow

[BountySwamp]

sit on the toilet and flush

[Roshinoftheflames]

@BountySwamp hay just by doing that my leg muscles have never been better!!!

[leonsredemption]

oh we didn't have a FOUR SLICE ER!!

[wegotorangeomg]

There's a woman in the background that does that thing where you scream a little bit before you laugh. Mildly obnoxious, but I can still enjoy Dana Carvey and all of his hilarious-ness. :D

[WentMillerGal15]

@wegotorangeomg There is also a guy who has one of those guffaw type of laughs. It's kind of annoying. But I love Dana. He's so funny!

[Meemo12]

MY BACK!!! what happened I TOOK A NAP use the remote to much MY THUMB AHHHH AHHHH AHHH!!!!

[slimspadey05]

And pick up the gun and shoot. And pick up the gun and shoot. And rest.

[ilovemixednuts]

Bears don't always shit in the woods

[ilovemixednuts]

i shit you not :)

[deathheadmoth21]

dangit! I was trying to find the part where hee compares his music to his kids' music. i guess i have to watch the whole thing now :-)

[jessandgaara]

oh ur mother and i we saw dandy movie :)

oh we saw the one you know :)

the one with the guy you know :) and there was a car in the movie :)

OH WE DIDNT SEE THE ILLUSIONIST! >:(

[chaotic1979]

Who is this guy and who let him perform in public? Sue that person!!

[Mance200]

@chaotic1979 Originally one of the most loved members of SNL before he pursued Stand-up. He's famous for his George H.W. Bush and Clinton impressions. He's a little more well known for dressing up like a nun. Also, remember "Mo' cow-bell"? Carvey organised it.

[Ecofreak96]

@chaotic1979

He is someone much more talented and funny than you :)

[kruns11]

OH WE DIDN'T HAVE A FOUR SLIC-ER!

[SmOsHeRgirl]

his parents sound dandy :D :D

what year did he do this?

[ComedyGal2]

You're not 36,37,38 I F**king get it!!!

[ComedyGal2]

"Time for you to wrap up that sweaty loaf" LOL!!! 

[HenrytheWolf]

put a sock on it i build you a sun dial

[pika23]

Bless his soul....his heart was so so effed up about 15 years ago...one doc messed up and re routed the wrong valve or something...

[tanktanker]

haha he didnt wash his hands....

[rockstar3m5]

lmfao!

[untitleguy1234]

why they call an orange an orange but we don't call a banada a yellow

[joebeckham]

"UGH HOO HUH HA JOBLAH HGKAL RUUGHH MEL AUGHHN N...."

..."Sit on the toilet and flush, and rest... and rest.... sit on the toilet and flush... and rest. and check your watch and sit, and flush and check and sit.... shampoo your hair... and floss, floss....."

LOL! :D Love Dana Carvey, he's great..

[InnerSmile72]

aye he's roasting rooney good, look at "Andy Rooney in 60 Seconds!"

[DrKaiju2000]

Shit eatting grin lmao

[sydsydney12]

a small racoon lives in my left eyebrow his name is spunker hahahahaha

[iloveaudreyhepburn09]

"oh we didn't see the illusionist"

[MrJTMagnum23]

Dana is the man! r u da lemon!

[Eriba25]

like night of the living naked guys!!!!!

[kittenlex]

sit ona toilet and flush (x3)and rest and rest sit on the toilet and flush (x3)and rest and rest and check your watch and sit (x2) and flush and sit and check (x2) and open the door and walk (x2) sampoo your hair (x2) floss (x4)

[RoflMahWaffleCopter]

"Where is Sh*t Creek and why in the world would you go there without a paddle?" LOL

[BBOY73]

The part at 3:30 is the best lol, old guys, just old guys.

[jay4457]

ahhh we didn't have a four slicer....lmao

[brillantbrooke]

the guy and the gal and there was a car

oh we didnt see the illusionist!

[Idomeneux]

this guy's freaken hilarious, ya where is sh*t creek? lol

[AJ121official]

Damn this new youtube layout..

[nwilson59]

@AJ121official seriously, after idk how long of the older one, now they do this. i like the other one better by far

[05DAKOTA]

we saw a dandy movie. lol

[djb103]

"why do they call an Orange a "orange" but they dont call a banana a 'yellow?'"

lmao. xD

[coolblackrock15]

What is the correct response for "Shi*ting me not?"

[ilovebucky24]

blood pressuer normal rash is almost gone

bought a new toaster we had a 2 slicer now we have a 4 slicer lol

[martyspencer09]

@ilovebucky24 oh we never had a 4 slicer . haha

[modernmusic52]

"I just want to announce right now that old men should never be naked in locker rooms ever! And they always are! Old guys, just old guys in the spa. Just not working out, not getting dressed or undressed. Just hangin' out, just walkin' around! For no reason, no towel, no robe, just naked guys. Just walkin' around, they don't walk too, its like night of the living naked guys! Just naked - black socks and naked, that's all!" lol he's so freakin funny!

[djb103]

@modernmusic52 "u around a turn, an old man is there, his penis is on ur leg. AHH!"

lmao!

[modernmusic52]

take a hit spunker lol!

[panda0199]

Spunker!

[bassgeek3]

NO OLD GUYS IN THE LOCKER ROOMS

[TTarfreak]

goddamn FUNNY

[ilovebucky24]

rash is almost gone bought a new toaster

[martyspencer09]

i went to the market and picked up a bell pepper and shook it and it didnt make any sound . lmao

[XXdetonator890]

Spunker.

[modernmusic52]

did you hear the guy in the background when he's talking about the raccoon he's like "yah ha ha ha!" its easy to pick him out!

[RETROskaters]

7:21 lol

[modernmusic52]

he's so funny!

[welcome2shifferland]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[PINKPEANUT91]

I FUCKING GET IT!!

xD

I'd LOVE to see him live!!

[SpicySauce7]

"i can't take these fuckin' naps!!!!" haha

[masterbasser24]

put a sock on it and i'll build you a sun dial you son of a bitch!

[Bak3dB3an]

lol!!!!

Im glad im not the only one who finds that hilarious...

When old people get mad over insignificant sh*t

lol!!

[turntapzap]

He's so good!

[rickyinaustin]

when was this special made?

[AcidHead27]

What

s with the guy in the background that always has that weird laugh thats like : AUGHOH HO HO, AUGH JO HOHOHAHOH this really fat deep voice soudning guy. I mean wtf xD

[audraa13]

@AcidHead27 HAHAHAH

i thought it was just me!

xD

[AcidHead27]

I actually noticed it a while back, I've come and revisited his acts from time to time, everytime I do it always pisses me off lmao

[Trecathlus]

@AcidHead27: I think maybe it's possible to enjoy the show even with that laugh.

[IronreaverVII]

@AcidHead27

I said the same thing a few months ago and got a thumbs down... But I agree with you COMPLETELY.

[Tarutokun]

@AcidHead27 Sounds like ARNOLD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGGHAHAHAHAH­A

[IronreaverVII]

@AcidHead27 I know, right? I said the same thing a while ago and got like a billion thumbs down. I guess they finally heard him.

[budmangt2]

@AcidHead27 i think it makes it funnier lol...just saying

[ShadoWafel]

night of the living naked guys!!!!!!

[Monicaplay123]

sit on the toilet and flush, sit on the toilet and flush, sit on the toilet and flush, and rest, and rest, and rest

xD

[DarkWolfen]

5:00 I have so had this happen! LOL

[rockislifemckenna]

hahahaha.... "just black socks and naked"

[TereruTsuki]

Just love his impressions of his parents xD He's brilliant!

[botch1001]

getting old would be good for emo people

[thegunclub123]

huh?

[steelerfn]

cause they would hurt themselves really easy.

[thegunclub123]

oh hahaha

[LHNiggerBob420]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[HAMTARO685]

HAHAHHAAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY- =_= i hope you choke.

[hockychick1317]

teeheee

[steelerfn]

@HAMTARO685 hahahah

[Maatt28]

@botch1001 i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself:)

[IamOsaa1995]

@Maatt28 you got that off of an image on google.....still funny though

[trojangirl246]

thank you for shitting me not!

[fuzzacon]

sit on the toilet and flush sit on the toilet and flush LOL

[aero1927]

haha now that i saw this i can't wait to get old.....haha jk!

[hellking36]

that is the most accurate andy rooney impersionasion next to andy rooney himself.

[ns060]

you know the one, the one with the guy and the gal and there was a car!

[aero1927]

in the movie......haha u 4got that

[aly818aly]

thank you for shiting me not xD

[sydsydney12]

@aly818aly i know thats halarious

[marabushi123]

you know that orange banna tihng somewhat makes sense O.o and i dont smoke or do drugs O.o

[Judezki]

oh my god, i was laughing so hard about that rod thing :D

[hoosierbddy777]

These naps are F*kin Killin Me ! ! ! ! !! !

[skott1090]

i just saw him live in modesto he was hilarious did a two hour set including an encore

[savannamarigold]

sit on a toilet and flush

and flush and sit and check and open the door and walk

lmao!!!

[Meemo12]

AWW MY BACK what happened I TOOK A NAP

[icecreamheadachesxx]

THESE FUCKIN NAPS ARE KILLIN ME XD

[bizzle187]

hahaha i lost it when he said that

[savannamarigold]

said wat????

[yourpainismygain]

"Hey have you got a rod up your ass?!"

"No, I'm just 50!"

[yanmure101]

Does a Bear shit in the woods?

[goodswd]

yes it does

[evilresidence4]

yeah i saw this on hbo a couple months ago. funny as shit!

[Shobe98]

ahahaahah '' O WE DIDNT SEE THE ILLUSIONIST!'' ahahaahhahahaha omg hes flipin funny!! me n my dad always watch dis in the morning!

[wwwkillsyourmom69]

hes funny ha ha ha (we saw a dandy movie) ha ha ha

[LiquidLen333]

"Take a hit Spunker!" killed me.

[AMVGirl]

xD i love Dana Carvey <3

"Idk...20?"

"I was thinkin 10"

[LadyBeth24]

lol i shit u not

[linebeck222]

thank you for shitting me not

[IronreaverVII]

I hate how that one moron with the somewhat deeper voice every 3 seconds "UH HUH HUH!!!" like an idiot.

[TheifOfEddis]

i was just about to post something along those lines =P

[BrandonsJams]

Btw id jsut like to say he is the best damn lookin 50 yr old ive seen

[smartiipantze]

totally. :)

[BrandonsJams]

I hope i look that good haha if you watch waynes world youll see he looks not a day older :P

[BrandonsJams]

Old guys in the locker room- i totally understand, LIEK WTF!

[Zatki]

Hard to believe he's in his fifties.

[chickenpun]

extremely jim carrey-esque but in his own way

[SpaceTrucker101]

They always wanna know what time it is.

Time for you to wrap up that sweaty loaf.

[TheUndertaker07478]

Does The Bear Shit In DA Woods?? Are you Shitting Me?? Your Up Shit Creek Without A Pattle... But Really Does The Bear Shit In Da Woods?? LMAO!!!

[1thousandfox]

his andy runey bit is the best

[chowdhurymandela]

5th greatest snl alumni

[FatBoi8675309]

"MY BACK! what happened? I TOOK A NAP!

[mrmysteriom]

last two minutes are the best lmao

[mrmysteriom]

night of the old naked guys lmfao

[freakyfreddi]

Funiest man in the whole world!

[Csommer211]

my favorite since i was a kid, me nd my best girlfriend used to act out all the SNL clips from way back When?!!

I LOVE DANA~~

[CyberDeadly]

Wow, absolutely brilliant. Hadn't heard of this guy, don't think he made it over the pond Bell peppers.

[haatz]

He was on Saturday Night Live (:

[mojoflowboy]

this is one of the oldest and famous comedians

[Diabolos93]

"Suck on that cannabis, you raccoon freak! Suck it good!"

[JoellaEllaAyAy]

hes so funny! lol! luv ye dana!

[sk8erstuntluver]

heh heh! LOVE THIS GUY!

[nubapowner5000]

take a hit spunker

[DakkaFlowneEsca]

Total WTF Moments

[UndeadAngel993]

I can't take these fucking naps DX

[DakkaFlowneEsca]

Up shit creek without a paddle

[sk8erstuntluver]

I liked that one...

[syyd13]

OW MY BACK. what happened? I TOOK A NAP

[123Rockstar789]

and take a drink

and take a drink

and take a drink

[ifoughtthelaw370]

just black socks and naked thats all!

[FreestyleDunker24]

"Hey do you have a rod up your ass?" "No, im just 50 thats all!" Just Classic!!

[renarushosa]

liked it so much i bought it

and much to my surprise, it came with a bonus disc of his HBO special from some years ago.

soooo happy.

[Imnotfatimfluffy96]

Sit on the toilet and flush, Sit on the toilet and flush,Sit on the toilet and flush, and rest, and rest,Sit on the toilet and flush,Sit on the toilet and flush,and rest, and rest,and check your wash and sit, and check your watch and sit,and flush and sit and check,and flush and sit and check and open the door and walk,open the door and walk, shampoo your hair,shampoo your hair,floss,floss lol one of the best comedy skits ever!

[szlamx]

Thanks for the subtitles.

[angelsgivenotears49]

bought a new toaster im gonna fucking die laphing

[Edinovich]

I'll build you a sundial you son of a bitch!

[firethower99]

i picked a bell pepper and shook it but it didn't make any sound. roflmao.

[DX4LIFFE]

Sit on the toilet and flush, Sit on the toilet and flush,Sit on the toilet and flush, and rest, and rest,Sit on the toilet and flush,Sit on the toilet and flush,and rest, and rest,and check your wash and sit, and check your watch and sit,and flush and sit and check,and flush and sit and check and open the door and walk,open the door and walk, shampoo your hair,shampoo your hair,floss,floss lol one of the best comedy skits ever!

[chimera385]

why would anyone grin after participating in such an activity lol