1000 Ways to Die #1

[smaradt]

Kanpaaai:D

[CookiesInMyHeart]

They're japanese not chinese, besides ichiban means one in japanese hence "ichiboned".

[cuttiepie4488]

what session is this on??

[dipface123456789]

now i noe how chinese people sound when having sex :o

[SilenceIKissYou]

@dipface123456789 They're Japanese, asswipe. 

[WartimeReaper]

That's why your suppose to masturbate!! Dumbasses!!

[naudiaist]

why do the chineese girls always make such weird sounds when doing it?

[SilenceIKissYou]

@naudiaist They're Japanese, dumb-ass. And my Japanese fiancee doesn't make weird sounds when I'm doing her

[Jonatmovie]

Best way to die.

[nmnn95]

HAHAHAHAHAAH THIS IS HALARIUSE

[hardasplatinum]

They had heart attacks

[5pinningmy13ottle]

Doesn't matter, had sex...

[Neeshuuuh]

I never had sex yet. Does that mean I'm gonna die my first time?

[Thrusters101]

How did they die?

[OneNDOnliiiiiiiS]

The fact that someone died of this in real life... What has the world cum to?...lol

[pancakeman66]

NUMBER1 BABY!

[madison2lover]

what if when they were done she sounded like a man?

[fsjal117]

Well then it looks like..

*puts on sunglasses*

they had it cumming.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jgaldragon]

she sounds like a child

[tra5hay]

omgg...lol! so im surprised children that had sex super young...arent...dead...O.O

[bearteddyish]

OMG

[Fangclanprodutions]

HOLY SHIT I KNEW YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX MORE OFTEN BUT MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS ITS BAD

[TheCambobsherwood]

yes i just watched this one and i was happy i saw the first one

[ImSoHReqular]

ok ok ok can someone tell me why the sexologist has Ds? Awsome

[Esegismo1]

wat a sweet death..

Of all ways to die at least die having sex awesome

[BigOlKahona]

At least they ended there virginity

[0300gorgous]

9 days before Doug's b-day... Lol.

[Adoptaturtle]

Gotta have sex now.

[AnimationFix]

whatt a shy bitch

[CheyCute99]

WFT

[zwooshh]

were they scared or did they have health issues

[ClutchGamingTV]

@zwooshh i guess they were super nervous they both never did it before 

[ThemrChan75]

fk im gonna fap now

[Antimanele104]

See guys?Masturbating isn't bad after all.

[bbkidk1]

If this is #1 doesn't that mean It happens all the time?

[InfinityParamount]

@bbkidk1 they number their scenes randomly. the numbers don't mean how many times it happens, or how many times it has happened. they obviously thought this one was worthy to put it at #1

[BlueEyedGirl096]

Okay, sex cannot be that bad!!!!! Wtf were they so scared of?!?!

[lizzydurrin14]

this just makes me want to die a VIRGIN

[Gshadow1000]

The very first way to die.

[Serenityrockstar]

I will never look at sex the same way again

[TraceurHarryG1]

@Serenityrockstar haha lol, i dnt blame u man

[AsianHarryPotter]

They should have done it with the bags on.

[troutmouth2468]

@Rawk4Life yea she always rejected

[lilmike398]

Well I guess in a digusting way...they died happy.

[LEDGISTER]

@lilmike398 yep..The ultimate happy ending...

[Rawk4Life]

If you ask me, the reason they didn't consumate for 7 years is because of the woman. Every time her man tried to kiss her, she turned away.

[Rawk4Life]

Who hyperventilates when trying to get passionate with their lover and/or spouse?

[NaT3DGR34T1]

thats sad

[wahidi660044]

must go have sex now

[jumperlaur]

like wtf

[maxiStryke]

well they are just fucked up xDDD

[welldone4]

keep that stamina up, folks lol

[haytnas]

why do japanese girls have the cutest moans?

[MariposaGirl1981]

Tj11112222 they BOTH died

[MariposaGirl1981]

To all of you wondering why this is the #1 way to die they died during their simultanius orgasm, do at least they died happy. The reason they died is that they had heart attacks because their hearts were not used to the shallow breathing that comes with sex. The sad thing is that some places teach you not to talk about sex and so if a couple is having troubles they have to put up with it.

[fraroc]

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!!!

[MadeMafia18]

That must be the best way to die.

[ghygbbh]

Thumbs up if you masterbated to this

[happly625]

什么

[vicksmoka]

Do they go to heaven or hell??

[dell1484]

Lol

[dell1484]

Lol

[lilbrookie100]

Y cant asians have sex

[GodzillaBoyNY]

Asians can't have sex /:

[crazyVrex]

@GodzillaBoyNY lol chinese have to good sex, they are 1.339.724.852 people! You should think before you write.

[GodzillaBoyNY]

@crazyVrex They pretty much do have sex, but I'm pretty sure not good sex. I find it hard to believe a girl would enjoy an Asian guys penis. Especially a Japanese one, which are the smallest of the East Asian countries. How the fuck did they ever make up one seventh of the World's poputlation? I will never know LOL. I could only guess because of the "Rape of Nanking" where if you were a women, you were likely raped by a Japanese soldier. Tada

[Jadespeakschinese]

Aww this one makes me sad cause they where so cute :( and since they are the only people I have seen on this show who aren't stupid.

[crazyVrex]

@Jadespeakschinese right

[1000GNAW]

1:40 and when u get to it say i got ur money bitch

[tommyfber]

Y is this number 1

[mrshickenbottomsmith]

best porno ever!

[PerfectlyRomantic95]

Now I'm scared to have sex :(

[Cecelia021]

@PerfectlyRomantic95 This can happen if your body is not used to it, according to what the viewers found out here. So...perhaps counseling and maybe some...self-stimulation at least once a day time and again should regulate your body to where it's ready...not to mention of good exercises and a well-balanced diet. I'm not an expert, but I am pretty much sure that it's how to do so if you're getting ready for intimacy with your soul-mate

[ArieeShadow8]

@PerfectlyRomantic95 lol

[17schrei]

its not #1 because they died of having sex, it's because the cause of the death which was a heart attack which is the #1 way to die.

[Gshadow1000]

The very first way to die

[Fab1212121212]

I've seen way better ones

[Q8Police777]

They hit the G Spot bullseye and died. hahahah lmfao wth

[191x7]

It looks like they *puts on Sunglasses*

dun' fucked up.

[SuperHeavyMetal565]

@kasonc10 lol

[analia25107]

Who would have thought u could die from sex that's bull shit but hey al least they died doing something they enjoyed

[LookinDownOnU7]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[ilmanator]

this was stupid

[suzyy21]

Hit the G-Spot bullseye!

[JewishPeacock]

So if I have sex... I might die...

[72SHodge]

Ichiboned

[SphereMaster001]

this will never happen

[behindyou64]

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING BETTER!! THIS SUCK

[norahbmonroe]

THISS GAY FOOO

[russXhunter]

@norahbmonroe It's not gay, because it's about a heterosexual couple having sex. Yep, nothing gay about that. Retard

[BobandNoodles]

you must tell me, what kind of lego brick did you film on?

[kasonc10]

My Mom thought i was watching porn lol

[CrabbyPants20789]

@kasonc10 LOL

[UhhSkittlez]

@kasonc10

Lol I would think that 2 if i was her

[soccerballs12]

@kasonc10 not fair go on RedTube NOW

[dannyab3]

I NEVER saw the #1 way to die!

[mightyanimals]

@dannyab3 it actully the 2cnd one i wached it on tv

[DaveWVideo]

They came and went at the same time. (An old Richard Pryor line.)

[wolfguy23]

I can see why this would be the best way to die: what could be better than to die in the warm embrace of someone you love more than anything in the whole world?

[Dragongirl4040]

Actually guys they did finish, that's what killed them

[ThemrChan75]

awww they dident finish

[GameWarrior121]

Sad.

[demo2pancake]

That sucks for him, lol he didnt finish

[tj11112222]

Death by sex, the most facepalm by sure. "How did this guy die?" "Death by sex" "...."

[TehPuffls]

@tj11112222 dosent matter had sex

[tj11112222]

They make them look like jerks obviously so we dont mind seeing them killed

[CoskunKoruk]

from 0:04 to 0:40 is the song from silent hill games

[blackmoon1012]

this is how i want to die... :D

[ShaDHP23]

So it IS healthy to wank. Ron is just too much in this show. I never get tired of his jokes and one-liners.

[aaronmccray11]

why do they always make the people who die look like jerks of perverts?

[deelovestea]

i dont get it

[BlackFox0911]

@rocko306x - They DO fabricate the stories somewhat. There was one where a guy in Birmingham, AL was watching his neighbor wash her car from his treadmill. He wasn't paying attention and slipped, hanging himself when the drawstring of his sweater snagged in the cupholder. In real life, that actually happened to a 2 year old girl. But they DO say at the beginning of each episode that some details are changed to protect the identities of the deceased.

[lpsrocks4561]

Were they having sex if they were eeeohhh

[Bessie12347]

@lpsrocks4561 Yes, yes they were.

[rocko306x]

You have to be a retard to believe that the deaths shown in '1000 ways to die' are ALL true...half may be based on the truth but the other half is total bullshit...lets analyze..

1. Why is it that the cruel or stupid or mean are the ones that die only?? if its a random selection of death, then even the people who dont deserve to die in a freak accident should die right...

2. Sex and nudity is the biggest seller for media and TV...and this show has like 80% related to these..co-incidence??

[rocko306x]

@rocko306x Oh yeah to add on that...how silly is the one where ciggies shot out from a shotgun can penetrate into your skull and kill you!! lolest...pieces of sponge killing you...lolest more..please spike...fool a donkey man

[RussianAK47Sarge]

hahaha heading to the promised land

[kikefaris]

@jxxn442 u cant be more stupid 1.- they had asthma , 2.- not everyone has asthma , 3.- we are fucking lucky just because we dont die , 4.- he's fucking chinese he got a tiny dick and requires more effort ..... hahaha

[linklover10203]

With 1000 ways to die, they did happen. Probably a few tweaks here and there, but still, it's the stupid idiots that die. All deaths are be alcohol, pure stupidity, or more drugs and alcohol. Also the bitches and jerks die alot to.

[ijs36]

is #1000 the scariest because this aint scary!

[realtv2011]

That's a first

[Lettzy23]

This entire show is complete bullshit. Half of the stuff they come up with can never happen. Should be called "1000 ways to make gullible people think this shit can happen."

[mulishamonster96]

I don't get it how they die

[cawina99]

@mulishamonster96 basically what they're trying to say was that they couldn't reach the climax and they just kept on going to reach it and their hearts were beating too fast that they were out of breath so they died

[hellgurl71]

@mulishamonster96 heart attack while having sex

[sasuketaka199]

sex???? crap o_0 ichiboned-ichigo



[zachwardfrance]

they do reenactments there not real videos

[sasuketaka199]

@zachwardfrance maybe it was like 16 or 14. so tha s how it died because he was young. that what happened to my sis

[michaelfered]

Y dont u describe the name it's called itchiboned

[92Rafay]

So all the ppl wenever hav their first time should die.But I have read cases where ppl die of a hrt attk during intrcorse.

[MrKendoggydogg]

@92Rafay i totaly agree what you said and when i had sex i didn't die this not even a real show how did they catch this footige

[zachwardfrance]

@MrKendoggydogg there not real videos there reenactments

[MrKendoggydogg]

@zachwardfrance i know but thats just dumb for them just to get this stuff

[sroman22sims]

yuck, sexoligist



[thehotdogteam]

@sroman22sims how old are you?! six? 

[pacman87654]

So sad

[xxxbeatle16xxx]

@jxxn442 its just a show dood

[TheCrazyrocker101]

bullcrap then they r tolal wimps



[MissOliviaism]

@jxxn442 How do you know? Are you a sexologist?

[1therealdrake]

@jxxn442 they suffered from hyper ventillaiting

[JessesanMan]

That's how I'd like to go (just not the very first time. Maybe like, the eightieth time)

[bryankido14]

Lol

[SiLeNnT100]

pff :))



[PhuNguyen88]

i want that sexologist !

[mrmeanie1000]

lol ICHIBONED lol

[Mrlostpoet]

Now i got a line to get laid i dont wanna die lol

[moddingbeast2010]

Tv dumb fuck

[pixieland98]

HOW THE HELL DO I GET TO THESE VIDEOS!

[survivorevil]

Thats the way Id like to die xD

[alucardXX2009]

Can someone tell me the one where the guy is obsessed with fire burning? He finds it arousing or something...Anyone know what it's called?

[Eman9405]

@alucardXX2009

pyrophilia

[alucardXX2009]

@Eman9405 thanks

[strilmedstil]

If the female died first, does that make the guy a necrofilia?

[Enfersful]

i can fap to this

[zacharymiles6]

abstinence kills!!!! HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT SEX MAKES U LIVE LONGER

[ericdeben]

@jxxn442 They did too much too soon. Before a first time, people probably practice with themselves as well. So it's not bullshit under the circumstances.

[Gothygirl18]

@ericdeben ew... with themselves ew

[Clipster15]

That's terrible. And both at that. What is the probability of that?

[ab88Hype]

@jxxn442

I'm sure those people didn't spend 7 years not doing anything sexual so when they do have their 1st time, their hearts are prepared for it.

[jigilypuffl]

@jxxn442 who gives a fuck STFU and enjoy the video

[5T34LTHcamoT4NK]

@jxxn442 no, thats cuss they both dint stimulate there sex organs for YEARS, if your dont use it it gets smaller, they disided to go in right away, really fast i betcha, and did not make any kinda exercise in allot of time, making sex is like running for miles, but your not actually run, but you use your heart more then ever

little tip, if you dont have a girl friend or your girl friend just dosnt want to do it, masturbate ;)

or make... "exercise"..... you chose

[yogi2o]

I don't get it what happened exactly

[Jake2Taylor]

@yogi2o basically, all of the hyperventalating that they did while they were in bed together sent them into cardiac arrest and they both died because of that. If you hyperventalate too much or too strongly, or a combo of both, it can cause a heart attack.

[GravDiga]

Ecchi!

[GravDiga]

This is BS! o.O ...All she has to do is bend over .lol ichi-

[ponypaster]

i dont wanna die i died once i dont wanna do it again ( the other time i died the dactors revived me i was only 7 :P ) i was terrified when my parent told me they waited 5 years ( i am 12 now ) i am happy that the doctors revived e before it was to late i was very lucky :) <333

[mizzery2u]

@ponypaster so you died when you were 7... and your parents have waited for you to come alive again for 5 years? what? i call bullshit if thats the case.

[cjslenker]

@ponypaster what happened

[lolDrHax]

Wait. There ARE sexologists!? OH SHIT. I NEED TELL LIAM!

[17107Jon17107]

D:

I feel kinda bad for them

[MsSMz101]

thats not a bad way to die actually

[smixe447]

Bull shit iam going to have sex now

[MrCelebritylover]

@SHlRT SAME HERE!!!! :)

[Thespartan022]

#lolinator15 No one wants to hear your ranting, rascist. Everyone hates you here. Get out while you can, Hitler. Before the BRITISH, POLISH, ASAINS, and Americans find you. (i know i replied to an old comment, i honestly do not care)