LOL, ok people go to the nearest texico station and take a right and u'll see this whore named pussy coc and he'll tale you to his place and and u wont remember a thing.
lol. one time i was working drive through and this lady ordered then back out of the thru and came in the other way because she didn't think she ws going the right way
omfg soooooooooooooo funny 'go 5.5 miles you will se a guy in a poncho called hank he will take you to the whooper lair and you have ten mins or we eat your food.' my fave line.
lol..ok are you trying to molest me via drive through what are you saying??? or
whopper!!!!!!!!..sir..whopper no onion!!!!!!!! ok im bleeding from the ears..lets turn the made down a tad ok skid row ..rofl i always laugh i have all dane cooks albums on my ipod =]
I love the way you straight stole this from another video. Good job.
ParadigmProphet 1 week ago
Dane Cook has to be the worst comedian ever. Unbelievably unfunny.
OneGwon 2 months ago
He'll take you to the whopper lair and you have ten minutes to get there or we take your food!!!
estreet1122 2 months ago
Best one I could find
KOZYKILLER48 6 months ago
This is the best version :)
JFgibsonsg 7 months ago
"where do I go"
SUPERRFRFAN 8 months ago
I heard someone say where do i go in school so i said the whole texaco station thing=)
Dougsoccerrocks 10 months ago
I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
rytypro69 10 months ago
Hehe looked everywhere for this version - love the whopper lair bit at the end - how do I get there? :)
elissekayah 11 months ago
Haha "pickles on my pickles"
poopoopuff 11 months ago
12 dislikes are one of the people that dont talk loud enough
HuggiesJeans123 1 year ago
Dan cook so funny awesome
SK8T3N1GHT 1 year ago
were do i go? lol
atlleader27 1 year ago
hahaha she should get a foot somehwere thats hilarious
bloopaexpress 1 year ago
haha funnyest ever!
iluvhaters13 1 year ago
That was f****** funny
GAMESTER41 1 year ago
LOL, ok people go to the nearest texico station and take a right and u'll see this whore named pussy coc and he'll tale you to his place and and u wont remember a thing.
TheCoxanator5000 1 year ago
lol dane cook
A2daJ54 1 year ago
im pretty sure at 1:24 theres a woman in the crowd that says "thats not even funny"
besides that its hilarious
any343 1 year ago 13
holy shit lol i just noticed that when u said that lmfao
jammer36 1 year ago
@any343 i dont think thats what it said haha ... idk tho you can here a " its not " then nothing else . or maybe its just me idk
peppersprite 1 year ago
@peppersprite
all I heard was " *mumble* not funny ".
internationaleds 1 year ago
@any343 probably whe he was just working kngiht clubs
TheResiMac 1 year ago
lol thats hilarious.. how the hell did u hear that
1EMINEMfan100 1 year ago
where do i go where do u go u follow the one fucking road ur one lmao
Littlemissperfect211 2 years ago 4
man i love love this bit
Emmypunk 1 year ago
I feel like this skit. I'm 17, and my first job is at a Burger King. I always tell people I'm going to the BK Lounge =D
RizzoSaurusRex 2 years ago
lol. one time i was working drive through and this lady ordered then back out of the thru and came in the other way because she didn't think she ws going the right way
austingetzthesmall1 2 years ago
Thank God acting worked for Dane Cook.
otakuploader 2 years ago
haha i love this video
mhscheer100 2 years ago
this guy is HILARIOUS!
theatregirl24 2 years ago 3
Animation sucks but dane cook is da bomb
BeatlesFan1492 2 years ago 13
omfg soooooooooooooo funny 'go 5.5 miles you will se a guy in a poncho called hank he will take you to the whooper lair and you have ten mins or we eat your food.' my fave line.
madpivoter 2 years ago 4
NEVER GETS OLDD<333
angie86504 2 years ago 4
i like this video but ur animation is bad!
storyluver 2 years ago 2
hahahah i love dane cook
soccer14256 2 years ago 4
That was frickin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speedy4395 2 years ago 3
the animation is lamee, but this bk lounge thing is hilaarr.
dkmonkey123 2 years ago
pickles on my pickles XD lmfao! and where do i go? youll see this guy in a yellow poncho his name is hank, he''l take you to the wopper layer lol!
mskandykatie 2 years ago 2
lol..ok are you trying to molest me via drive through what are you saying??? or
whopper!!!!!!!!..sir..whopper no onion!!!!!!!! ok im bleeding from the ears..lets turn the made down a tad ok skid row ..rofl i always laugh i have all dane cooks albums on my ipod =]
austinatyahoo 2 years ago 2
This made me want to go to Burger King. But it's 1:30am and I doubt that it's still open =(
inuyashaluver444 2 years ago
Isn't the drive through 25/7 or something?
rockymama345 2 years ago 3
lmao0o0
BiqqaBossTy 2 years ago
sweet and sour sauce on my pussy!!!!!
blindrider38 2 years ago
dane cook is funny
looker151 2 years ago
Screw you David. :)
TheWTFmaker 2 years ago
When he says Whopper no onion it sounds like a zombie in Half-Life 2
TheWTFmaker 2 years ago
Awesome vid thanks haha I love the beggining
cashmoneyben10 2 years ago
i love this
thanks for putting it on :D
i can NEVER find the one where he's like "where do i go?" haha :P
it end like after he get molested via drive thru
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hayleyshikari 2 years ago
sweet and sour sauce on my pussyyyyyy hahahahahaha
EricHumbert520 2 years ago
this is fuckin hilraious
rachmcho 2 years ago 3
this is a great vid man, thanks for posting
Sonicjet567 2 years ago
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dumb
shanek902 2 years ago
your dumb
jammer36 2 years ago 4
BAHAHAHAHAH where do i go....? YOU FOLLOW THE ONE FUCKING ROAD YOUR ON TO ME! hahahah thats great stuff right there
getalife94 2 years ago
OMG SO FUNNY!!!
jesdol67 2 years ago
LOL where do you go you follow the one f*cking road youre on to me dane cook is sooo funny
ShockwavExBlurR 2 years ago 2
LOL this is like the 20th time i saw this and it is still funny
pizzathehut69 2 years ago
i love skid row!! my favorite but no one got that joke cause there arnt that popular anymore....if u dont no skid row look em up!
music87wch 2 years ago
I Give It a 5 Out of 5.
insaneman3000 2 years ago
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wow crappy animation
ArmoredSoul11 2 years ago
rofl?
Domocus 2 years ago
i give it a 10 out of 5.... it is great!!!!!!
Xxmark628xX 2 years ago 2
OMG! i whacked this at my freinds house and we laughed for like 15 minutes!
liltj007 2 years ago 2
i love this video its the best
otown977 2 years ago
Wow this is freakin Funny
5150assassin 2 years ago
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING.
McSpyCrab 2 years ago 3
WHOPPER.
uh, sir-
WHOPPER NO ONION.
LxRaitofan 2 years ago 4
not with out coups not with out coups baby lls this is funny
Skateboys13 2 years ago
lmfao ! i almost peed my pants at the hank part. dane cook is awesome.
KristenBamYo 2 years ago
Ull seee hank and he takes you to the whopper lair!! LMFAO
frankjoe16 2 years ago
hahaha.
coltsrcool88 2 years ago
hahahaha lol very funny
aresproductions000 2 years ago
OMG! i was soooooooo lolling!! mostly at the "WHOOPER!!!!!!!!!"
isachansonisachanson 3 years ago 12
ok i rated and subscribed.
KissJustMimi 3 years ago 3
its funny! i luv DANE COOK!!!!!!!!!
bigpurplecat 3 years ago 4
hmm..sync could've been better, but great job n n
ShadowWolf119 3 years ago
haha nice!
phroggy123 3 years ago 3
this is fucking funny!!!
greenguy012 3 years ago 3