Barbie Girl song Dutch with "explicit" MISHEARD English lyrics

[Nat4Brendan]

Dutch sounds really... wet.

[123angelflower]

thats potty mouth thats ken does not say that but in one he said kiss me here touch me there

[LyricalArtzy]

Do you know how many time I saw dick and fuck in tht? It's explicit alright

[alolan98]

Isn't the human ear amazing?

[aviza12]

damn it guys, read the title!

MISHEARD LYRICS.

misheard english lyrics =/= english translation...

[ShrimpComedy]

@SarahSings25 it isn't meant to be correct at all. It it simply what non-Dutch speakers think they are saying. No need to be insulted ;)

[KittenInMySocks]

U HAVE PROBLEMS! MAJOR PROBLEMS! GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST!!!!!!!!!!

[LucieC]

The guy totally sounds like he's speaking English in a heavy Scottish accent!

[SarahSings25]

This video is very insulting. I'm Dutch, and a lot of this is very wrong

[alexachinny]

why?



[mrcoconut123456789]

Is it real?

[EllunaHellen]

@mrcoconut123456789 No, these are not the real lyrics :).

[EllunaHellen]

'so's your mum' HAHA XD

'In Arabic' ='D

TSHAHAHAHA even more funny:

From 2.37-2.45: the guy is actually singing: Why tell me why are women so stupid? they're not necessary

And then the English misheard is: I go for brown dick?

In other words... HE'S GAY? XD

[argeon69]

27 people who listened to this are Dutch.



[EllunaHellen]

@argeon69 So am I, I love this xD

[mikeyhendri]

lol.

if you are dutch it is so fun

[PaulSimpson96]

FUCKING BEST VID EVER !

[KuvaPefo]

LOOOL DIRTY RAUNCHY PEOPLE SINGING! XD Sounds like they had a REEEAAALLLy good time. (I know of course it's just dutch language but WOW)

[joe9320]

@KuvaPefo In Dutch, it's more of a slut hitting a sexist pig.

[sonic56782]

3:13 fish poke

[ruxandra416]

@sonic56782 LOL. ...o that made my day..thank you~

[foxkatie2]

XD so hows ur mom, fuck her hows you laugh

[MrsIdiot1995]

Hahah omg *rofl* i love it :D

[TheKiyoko200]

it sound like bart and grounds keeper willy >.>

[vijayy33ty]

watch?v=f6PjLFpjwtg

^ better lol

[ramennaruto12]

o - o How did I get to this video? xDD Epic though.

[Mikitsubizunizu]

I always remember the ytmnd version. "Dickheads Movie! Bend it like your wife!"

[Queensrychefreak]

lol

[TheAnimeLover4E]

rotfl i love this way hahaha

[DavidAndRhys]

LOL

[EyePopper25]

2:06 is fucking hilarious "Kiss" "Blop" FUCK! ahaha

[TenTonnesOfDynamite]

@savouryshiva - it's called a joke? I'm learning Dutch and I'm pretty sure the subtitles are not Dutch. Killjoy...

[savouryshiva]

I'm dutch and yeah these lyrics so so wrong -_- if u make a song of our country and make lyrics then plz do it right

[KKCBproductions]

funny vid watch whole thing

[iiMizonx]

FUCKING LOL

[FlutePlayingBabe]

The voice of ken scares me.. o.o He sounds like that old man from beauty in the beast...

[SofieeDivaa]

Den tekst is allemaal fout ;)

[sjebaby]

@SofieeDivaa

ja he die tekst is niet eens nederlands?

[MightySerbianFighter]

i prefare russian version

[ZamoraksSonX]

LAWLZ!!! This vid is freaking hilarious, and for all you people who are complaining because it isn't a real translation, get the stick out of your ass and have a good time.

[kittyboy230]

Nvm about my other comment I didn't read tittle.. It's mislead... Lol srry

[kittyboy230]

O_O ... Gay...

[Lummanarra]

half the word acutaly match the translation

[Lummanarra]

i hate when people think this is german you don't know how many things i'v seen this on and they like the barbie song sounds wierd in german i'm like it DUTCH you ****tard

[leoYANG96]

@Lummanarra I agree, I mean, Dutch is so much better...

[Lummanarra]

@leoYANG96 Lol what? What was my comment again?

[leoYANG96]

@Lummanarra You said people mistake Dutch with German, and I said I prefer Dutch

[Lummanarra]

@leoYANG96 Oh, ok thanks.

[InfiniteSoft]

lol

[anna86tess]

this sound was funny, even i dont kow dutch language..but it's funny..actually nice..

[ScatteredBrains321]

haha its funy

[Bobgie1000]

Im dutch and the translation is totally wrong, Its nothing more than a lame cover of barbie girl.

FAIL

[ptracerfastlane]

@Bobgie1000 That's because it's not a translation!!! It's what it SOUNDS LIKE they are saying to an English speaking person. The way the words are pronounced makes them sound like English words.

For example:

"Je bent knap ----> Did it snap?

't Is een gave -----> In half! ("gave" sounds like the word "half")

En ook slim ----> It's, och, slim!

Ja ja

Zo charmant ----> So's your mum (So's = Zo ch-, your = -ar-, mum = mant)

Huh

Vooral als je lacht ----> "Fuck her as you laugh"

[peety1969]

@ptracerfastlane what about when the dutch say "kunt douche" instead of "can't shower"

[mocroflow]

@Bobgie1000

Idd WAT een nOob die dat heeft bij elkaar heeft gebracht ^^

[AidenO8]

@Bobgie1000 fucking dopy douche bag

[Johnnydudeyo]

@Bobgie1000 U DUTCH DUMBASS

[mierstephsuus]

Translation is bad. Still fun the see what someone else hears in it.

[ApocalypseGZ]

Hes making fun of them, they sound like they are saying most of what he typed, except a few lol

[Haasie321]

Terrible translation, o well, makes it even more funny.

[miragenite1]

that made me lol for a good 20 minutes. thank you

[Vanstania]

um..oitz supposed to be MISHEARD!!! they dont actually sai that, itz just what he hears

[LilyV687]

I thought this was German? Still awesome! XD

[c0ldsurg3]

nuts are dinging

[DBZFANJOSE]

so hilarious

[22smexiboo]

this is stupid and gross sorry but i dont like it xoxox

[Glumlock]

it said it was "EXPLICIT" you didnt have to listen to it :)

[jinzo251]

this sucked

[schoolbites123]

that sucks

[Timmiejxxx]

whahaha, I'm belgian, So I TOTALLY understand the original song^^ The subtitles aren't very right i Think^^ Butt yeah^^ I like it!

[6314680]

Hey, don't f*ck with Holland moddaf*cka's you stupid Amarican slime should be chopped, burned, killed, filleted, slashed, and other lovely things i hope every american gets cancer when born and u're all so dumd all of you must die!! with ur stupid nigga president and erm... that was it :)

[orkanlee]

dancing homo life =0

[myinfamy]

So pathetic!

[gojapan100]

and im part indian

[gojapan100]

well i speak maderin, french, dutch, japenese,spanish, english, german, (my family is mixed alot so i learned all these langues but this song is so fucking crazy

[frisianmouve]

it's annoying because i speak dutch i have to listen closely to pick up the english sounding words. The original song is just as funny as this english sounding translation. the woman singing is a slut and the man singing is someone who thinks women are just good for cooking and cleaning.

[PhantasyBabe]

oMG THIS IS AWSOME. lmao! thx for posting XD

[oliverilsa]

lmao hahahahhaahahhalol my nuts are dinging

[chris22452245]

EVERYTHINGS funny in other languages

[Al3zza]

here are the real lyrics: Hee spetter He Heb je zin om met mij een avondje te gaan stappen Wie denk je wel dat je bent Ik heet Moppie Ik ben een lekker wijf, met een heel mooi lijf Ik houd van zoenen, lekker lang zoenen Met m'n blonde haar krijg ik alles voor elkaar Gouden ringen en dat soort dingen Neem een ander in de maling

[Kikyo228]

nuts are dinging

[tashizzled]

lmao

sick

but funny , haha x]

[6buster]

LOL the guy sounds angry the voice doesnt go with lyrics but great job with lyrics tho :)

[TheUFOzoneAssassin]

lol its sick yet so fucking funny XD

[musiksoul]

so funny...

[achieve5147]

no it says your men blew me high to land on real guys

[Flipzy0]

YOU DID I GOOD A JOOBB

[naruhina2124]

LOL! This is priceless XD And the guy in the song sounds alot like Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies XD lolol

[hanh1123]

Lmaoo that wazz DISTURBING!! but okaiii.. its FUQQIN FUNNAY!! nice JoB!! :)

[CharmBusters]

wow I have not laughed soo hard in along time WTG

[02Tony]

That was funny is there any other version of this song, such as German, French.

[christinsmiths]

OMG that is soooo Funny!!!

[mj122789]

wow

[chaomaster10]

It's Hey,Spetter!

[xxTHELEGEND456xx]

nottin right translated :D

[aelanii]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAH lol!!!

best eva!

[Jambopin]

im wetting myself. ''I go for brown dick''???!!!!

[sirmooc0w]

lmao rofl GREAT... love the translation rofl...

[mileycyrusfan2070]

omg seriously dutch... lmao. :) good jobb

[mrLind88]

omfg ! ! ! roflmao

[sticklause]

lolwut?

[evilshreyas]

I go for Brown Dick... WOW

[HuggableAngel]

PMSL

[ranger0810]

cunt a ringin

nuts are dinging

priceless

[agentlolipop001]

Excellent! XD

[eminemrulz727]

hahahaha

[Gtrpassion93]

that man sounds soooo angry

[CinematicTwilight]

ROFLCOPTER

[shckar]

huauhauhuah

[ImDemi]

x] well I'm dutch but I really can't make that english stuff from what I hear from the song it's like I hear the song and I read the lyrics and to me that's like.. hmm.. I don't see how you can make that out of it but ah well

[fhoieoifejnf]

its because you are dutch. its your home language and you understand it perfectly. youd need much phantasy to understand the words like in the video. i am from germany and it sounds a bit like in the video for me. funny ;)

[ImDemi]

Completely true, my dad lives in Germany though haha, well yeah I just don't hear it lol but yeah it sucks being dutch x].

[fhoieoifejnf]

i would do everything for being dutch. =)

[ImDemi]

Why? Dutch really is an ugly language, and nobody understands it :P

[fhoieoifejnf]

Its not only because of the language... hup holland hup! :)

[tonyborbony]

its because of the weed heh? xD and legal prostitution xD

[metalfisted]

WTF? Who says? I think is sounds awesome! And ya my guess is lots of Dutch people understand it. Dag!

[lahireob]

bahahahaha im so learning this song...fish poke..

[Naabsoul]

lmao it doest :D i am dutch and if i got to england i can shout evrything i want such as Engelse Zijn Kankerhomo's :D daarom is t best leuk om nederlands te zijn :P

[ImDemi]

oh gosh you're terrible! you wouldn't actually do that would you :P I hate being dutch, such a small lame country where it's always raining and everything so no I rather be anything but Dutch

[Naabsoul]

actually your right:P but being dutch sucks most of the time yeah.... always fucking rain but its a rich country so i dont have to complain:P

but i can speak english well french and japanese so:D hello = hallo = salut= konichiwa XD

[ImDemi]

cool i can speak english dutch french and german and latin! haha so useless, but i'm studying spanish too, hello, hallo, salut, hallo, vale, hola :) ik win :P

[Naabsoul]

but im only 12 :D haha:P

so i win, dus ik win, ryakata minura, ich ge winnen,

[TaPpAjAkAnI]

"Fuck her as you laugh! - Hahahaha!" that fits waaay too well! XD

And for some reason the 'phone-compumeter' bit always cracks me up...

[LordStevenNelson]

Kiss, *Blop*, Fuck!

LMAO that made to laugh for ages.

[BottledEvil]

Dit is echt grappig.. haha

[indochica27]

U bent zo achterlijk en STOM!!!

You should brush up on your dutch.

[Dave839]

LMAO, hilarious!

Sorry Denmark.

[EyelinerQueen13]

LMAO :Lx

[belochka07]

Dancing homo life?!

LMAOOOO

[bartenlex]

dit slaat echt nergens op

- dutch

[Lauraheyme]

omg hahaha

[orkanlee]

ROFL 2:43-2:47!!

[orkanlee]

omg! haha

[putoyputa69]

these seriously need to go on misinterpretd lyrics..lol..but hey i hear what i read like the other one..lol

[dylstew]

that arent the real lirics..

[crazyhead5426]

dickhead lol lamo.and nuts are diging real gay guys!

[Kvock]

wtf!!!

[Nat4Brendan]

*kiss*

*plop*

'FUCK!'

Lmao!

[HannahSOS123]

im nto dutch but i live in holland and speak it fluantly and most of the translations are wrong

[commandervega]

Its not meant to be correct, this is a bad translate funny video. As it says on the info, this is not the actual translation as well just what the guy thinks what is being said while making it seem as weird/funny as possible.

[HannahSOS123]

oh right haha yeah i dident read the info

[Thewolfwithwings]

God I lol'd so hard. *fav*

[Darksilver4444]

ROFLMAO THIS SHIT owns

[speedytrixspeed]

that was so fucking hillarious i literally pissed myself oooomg 5 stars

[AfternoonchatsHudLit]

This is probably only funny to the Dutch.

[HannahSOS123]

yeah lol well im not dutch but i live in holland a few kids in my class did a dance to this for show and tell it was well funny haha

[NOPIEFORYOUx]

This is not the dutch version of the song, its a spoof. its about barbie who's a slut and ken who hates women (SRSLY!) im dutch

[thedarkplay]

LMAO!!!

[mendose]

LoL good stuff.

[Angellisaa]

nou ik ben een hollandse meid enk vind het prachtig hahaa

[Jambopin]

Hahaha im sitting here crying with laughter! Hats off to you sir!

[R3NC0N]

I'm Dutch, and I like it :P

Most of the words are even  correct :P

the whore thing is almost the same. :P

[boratsbrotherbilak]

i don't get those Dutch guys who are offended by this. I would love to see such English lyrics of a song in my language... which is rather impossible because my language is not even a Germanic language.

[ILOVEMACKY656]

Holy Crap LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cattichick]

Too funny lmao I don't give a shit, it's funny XD

[marlee599]

same here im half dutch i agree with liaisloved whoever did this is fucking redarded!

[ptracerfastlane]

You're tarded because you don't get it.

[jjcheer95]

its suppost to be funny, to all ppl who speak english! its a "Misheard Lyrics" basically.

[ItachiFann666]

lol you said tarded is Retarded retard >.>

[liaisloved]

duude.

im half dutch and thats not what they are saying.

be stupid and make fun of this but thats messed up! so yah. think twice before posting a stupid comment ok?

[GotaMolotovCocktail]

I am Dutch as well and you shouldn't take it so seriously. It's just supposed to be funny.

[sasukex125]

that was funny! *****

[NickInfante92]

i all have to say is coca cola and a lack of sleep don't mix.

[sasukex125]

it does a great simulation of a hangover!

[computerillop]

i agree with therealhindu Hitler has a song???????? WTF my fav part is "madman blow me hard." i think that this the best even if it is not what they really say. i will still like it though. ^_^

[judgejudyslover]

LMAO the man sounds like a drunken scotsman PML

[samhutchie]

If its the "stupidest video" anyone could come up with then objective achieved. My Penis. It would hardly be funny if Dutch lyrics appeared on the screen. My Penis.

[justin040490]

Once again, German people. Its called Deustch in Germany. Not Dutch, German.

[ptracerfastlane]

I studied German in school for five years, I got one of the highest scores on the exam in my entire grade. I can tell what is Dutch and what is German.

The song is by Ome Henk and here are the lyrics, which are clearly Dutch:

Ik ben een lekker wijf, met een heel mooi lijf,

Ik hou van zoenen

Hè?

Lekker lang zoenen

Met m'n blonde haar krijg ik alles voor elkaar

Gouden ringen, en dat soort dingen

[FoggleBeast]

stop trying to be a smart arse twat =.=

[tabitha0walton]

I love this video! I laughed myself to sleep. My friend wet her pants!!!!!

[therealhindu]

hitler has a song?