Noel is probably one of the coolest guys in Britain, but the rest of that list was total shit. lads mags readers have the average IQ of a chimp and that list is stupid. Steven Garrard the 2nd coolest guy in Britain?? i don't fucking think so. but then again, lads mags readers are unsophisticated so they like football.
Since when were Lee Evans, Ricky Gervais or Simon Pegg cool? I mean funny yeah (apart from Evans- he's a sweaty cockwipe) but not cool at all. Where are Paul Weller and Ian Brown? Plus why is Liam so high down- him and Noel should be tied in 2nd (with me at first obviously). This list is the actual shit-of-a-bull.
Lewis Hamilton isnt cool he listens 2 hiphop while he cruises in a diesel Merc 4x4. HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE FUCKIN PAUL MCCARTNEY OMG wait fuck it apart from havin Noel and Liam it was a shit list
noel and liam tied at number one,,lee evans no 2,,and what the fuck why is there aload of queers in that list..artic monkey hahah and simon cowell and beckham.
@theblueflashinglight lol yeah well liam isn't that cool, he used to be but now he's all full of himself and acting like a twat, but he's still a LOT cooler than gordon ramsay! =P
Noel is the coolest! But Mick Jagger at 73?? O.o Some of the top 10 I didn't even know. Weird. dunno what u guys are talking about, but i can say i'm from sweden to. xD
Stampingtonzoo, First of all, I'm from Sweden you tosser. :-) But according to you, if I can't stand the abomination that is Oasis, I must be American. Brilliant. lol I apologize for actually having good taste in music unlike yourself. Your last line is the best though. Reo Speedwagon?? hahaha Cheers
oh dear yet another lumpen yank prick..who in his worldliness probably thinks europe is the capital of fuckin paris..Are you one of the 70% of yanks who have never owned a passport? and if you do i guess you pretend you are canadian when on "vacation"..Rightfully ashamed of the cesspit that is the USA...Get back to your reo speedwagon collection ...wanker..
if they put non celebs on this nobody would know who the fuck they were and they wouldnt get more than a vote due to people not being physicaly aware of their existance :S hence not making it in the top one hundred you fucking dumb bastard
Liam is awesome but Noel is epic, just some of the insults and banter he throws at Liam are hilerious, its just brotherly banter and trust me im in the thick of it myself!
I understand what you say:cndn85MB: but do they have to go the distance in Calling there fans," C*nts"..? or other obsenitiys.. thats really Bitting the hand that feeds them. . really bad P.R. from them.. There Fan base are the ones that has put them where they are..! And I think the only thing that got alot bigger for them is there Heads: they are musically good, but Mentality "0"%:"They are the "C*nts:
Oh common...anyone that reads his blogs or listened to his casual interviews would know that he was joking around. He's a bit much to take sometimes and it looks bad in print but it's all tongue in cheek. He called them 'cheeky' cunts...obviously he was joking around...his blogs have poked fun at fans almost as often as praised them...but it's all in good fun.
Maybe since the news media reprints his blogs alot he should be more careful but when has Noel edited himself for the media?
Plus what other obsenities did he use? None. I'll bet that you read one of the news articles and not his actual blog.
Shame on you for believing media spin! Noel has always been grateful to their fans!
He put that post out for his fans that read the blog...they knew what he meant and get his humor, even if it is dodgy @ times. The people that are offended are either casual fans or non-fans reading news pieces...which are you?
Actually...those shows were a success by anyones books. Great reviews even though there was a delay on the first show. Oasis were still top...the venue just sucked. The only criticisms of any Oasis gig seems to be venue organization related and the occasional scrap in the audience.
Gary is a real cool person.Don't decide on people by the look...James Brown or Chris Martin or Bono are ugly as hell,but the people love them by other reasons,correct?
Yeah,if you are gay you won't like Gary,of course.Gary Neville,not Gary Barlow.Come on.face it-Gary Neville is a great ordinary cool boy-like most of us :).
The golden years of Britpop and all that are over.Accept it.Even Noel (who said that nonsence about Damon and Alex catching Aids in 1995) admitted it.I like Damon.A lot of people like him,including Noel Gallagher.Which is alright,cos' I love Noel.And Damon is very very talented.Second to Noel,I believe.Cheers all
koolest guys 1) Noel Gallagher 2) Liam Gallagher 3) Ricky Hatton 4) Jeremy Clarkson 5) Richard Hammond 6) James May 7) The Stig !!! biggest FAG's 1) Jonathon Ross 2) Russell Brand (cant believe Noel is mates with him!!) 3) Gordon Brown 4) David Cameron (he is so fucking fake)
noel is my hero and inspiration. he speaks his mind and can take jokes about himself and doesn't take what other people say about him too seriously. plus his interviews are so funny to watch he's a real person right off the estate
i thaught that liast was shite. noel definatly deserved 1st. n simon pegg and gervais and alex turner, lee evans and liam gallagher are great. but what the fuck is up with the rest.david beckam? fuckin gerrard? GORDAN FUCKIN RAMSY? The fuckin guy from doctor who? and lewis hamilton. these people connot be cool. if they are then the world has just lost it completely, and i have no reason to go on living
ricky gervais . well people think he is funny an the office was good .. but when u see him interviewed u realise he aint acting an he is actually like that guy in the office .. an way up his own arse
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Totally agree with this.
awolf007 7 months ago
1st Noel 2nd Liam that's fair
radyafi01 8 months ago 2
Noel is GOD
DannyMadFerIt 8 months ago
Noel is probably one of the coolest guys in Britain, but the rest of that list was total shit. lads mags readers have the average IQ of a chimp and that list is stupid. Steven Garrard the 2nd coolest guy in Britain?? i don't fucking think so. but then again, lads mags readers are unsophisticated so they like football.
ec123456789able 9 months ago
Since when were Lee Evans, Ricky Gervais or Simon Pegg cool? I mean funny yeah (apart from Evans- he's a sweaty cockwipe) but not cool at all. Where are Paul Weller and Ian Brown? Plus why is Liam so high down- him and Noel should be tied in 2nd (with me at first obviously). This list is the actual shit-of-a-bull.
geflad 10 months ago
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Noel is cooler than cool, HE'S ICE COLD!
Itslorenz 1 year ago
Lewis Hamilton isnt cool he listens 2 hiphop while he cruises in a diesel Merc 4x4. HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE FUCKIN PAUL MCCARTNEY OMG wait fuck it apart from havin Noel and Liam it was a shit list
Terrra91 1 year ago
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one hundred years ago?
pleyads 1 year ago
i say noel 1st Gem 2nd ... simple
IDyNaMiCkzZx 1 year ago 3
@IDyNaMiCkzZx
and 3rd is Andy Bell...
JunkiNoel 1 year ago
OI IM THE COOLIST FUCKIN BLOKE ON THIS PLANET ME YOU HERE,,,,,,,
respectthelogic 1 year ago
It should just be called The Noel Gallagher Award for Eternal Steve McQueen style Coolness.
dovestones 1 year ago
noel is so cool that the french named christmas after him
CFCRM23OASIS 1 year ago 8
@CFCRM23OASIS hahahaha...good 1 mate!! ;)
bungalow0bill 11 months ago
Well cool has lost all meaning....Gervais and Pegg in top 10? Cool to me means people that know what to say and always say the right things.
StevenC523 1 year ago
noel and liam tied at number one,,lee evans no 2,,and what the fuck why is there aload of queers in that list..artic monkey hahah and simon cowell and beckham.
Celtic8781 1 year ago
What a meaningless empty news report that was what the fuck does "coolest" really fuckin mean when it's at home anyway?. sad times.
CCSofChocolatesvill 1 year ago
simon pegg should have been 3rd, liam 2nd and noel 1st (which he already was)
jimmyzgames 1 year ago
how can someone so cool support a shit team
ant8tfive 1 year ago
noel fucking rocks!!
shady4president 1 year ago
fucking simon cowel. what the fuck is he even in the running for. he is the antithesis of cool.
zarni000 1 year ago 5
22 is a little low for Liam,he used to be the coolest guy in the universe in the 90s,now I think he belongs somewhere in the top 10
Chio95nwfan 1 year ago
does anybody have the vid where Noel diss Jay-Z BEFORE that crap about wonderwall?
WoodyWMan 1 year ago
thats impossible because i am the coolest guy [snort] [snort]
sxyhun101 1 year ago
@sxyhun101 lol
nah hes cooler ;D
but u r the second coolest guy
shady4president 1 year ago
why on earth is there adverts on youtube??
PimpBrovasTV 1 year ago
there are no cool people in britian
SacredSocietyAP 1 year ago
gordon ramsay??how is he cool?
theblueflashinglight 1 year ago
@theblueflashinglight lol agreed
paranoid788 1 year ago
@paranoid788 and whats worse i just realised that HE COMES BEFORE LIAM. D: how on earth...??gordon ramsay cooler than liam....??thats retarded.
theblueflashinglight 1 year ago
@theblueflashinglight lol yeah well liam isn't that cool, he used to be but now he's all full of himself and acting like a twat, but he's still a LOT cooler than gordon ramsay! =P
paranoid788 1 year ago
@paranoid788 true true but yes he still is tenfold cooler than gordon ramsay.eek. :P haha.
theblueflashinglight 1 year ago
@theblueflashinglight haha definitely
paranoid788 1 year ago
Steven Gerrard can fuck off
TheMrbollox 1 year ago
Noel should be voted the coolest guy in the universe ... they should name a star on him!
wapprez 1 year ago 3
Noely G! legend
TheCorky1979 2 years ago
BECKS
openjob 2 years ago
OAsis Forever!!!!! Noel is a genius
planetsupernova 2 years ago 12
Noel should be voted the coolest guy every year :)
clewbe 2 years ago 68
Noel is the coolest! But Mick Jagger at 73?? O.o Some of the top 10 I didn't even know. Weird. dunno what u guys are talking about, but i can say i'm from sweden to. xD
Nifflan94 2 years ago
Is Mick REALLY that cool anymore?
GDFullOn 2 years ago
paul ? that is bullshit !!
Noel is the coolest !!!
juani0villanos 2 years ago 2
happy days, who do we like now?
gavhenrad 2 years ago
Noel and Stevie G are my absolute heroes! Stevie is so,so sexy. :) Both deserve their #1 and #2 spots.
rags5858 2 years ago 8
Haha I like the one who listed them.
Both #1 AND #2 are my two absolute favorites :p
SpastikPhil 2 years ago 2
I was about to snap this title but Noel beat me to it ;)
MoonwalkerWorshiper 2 years ago
Stampingtonzoo, First of all, I'm from Sweden you tosser. :-) But according to you, if I can't stand the abomination that is Oasis, I must be American. Brilliant. lol I apologize for actually having good taste in music unlike yourself. Your last line is the best though. Reo Speedwagon?? hahaha Cheers
Nigelxman 2 years ago
That just goes to show that it isn't only Americans that can be gits.
They are everywhere...even Sweden.
cndn85MB 2 years ago 3
But then Sweden isn't exactly known for the quality of it's musical output is it...so I take your opinion with a big grain of salt.
Maybe you should stop spout the same old tired crap spread by lazy journalists.
Oasis have obvious influences beyond the Beatles...but you are obviously too simple to do anything but read an article and think you know it all.
cndn85MB 2 years ago 5
Noel is coooool :)
faircitybuster 2 years ago
Ah yes Oasis....for people who were too fucking stupid to remember the BEATLES> Silly Brits the lot of you
Nigelxman 2 years ago
Knob end
Fistulandus 2 years ago
oh dear yet another lumpen yank prick..who in his worldliness probably thinks europe is the capital of fuckin paris..Are you one of the 70% of yanks who have never owned a passport? and if you do i guess you pretend you are canadian when on "vacation"..Rightfully ashamed of the cesspit that is the USA...Get back to your reo speedwagon collection ...wanker..
stampingtonzoo 2 years ago
haha yes
evanrkg 2 years ago
Survey was done by zoo.
Says it all really... Everyone who participated probably only did it cause they thought they'd get a pack of free porno playing cards.
I read zoo every now and again... but so do some of my stereotypical loudmouth laddy friends.
spratty59 2 years ago
it is a FACT now-....
stkejrejjaw25 2 years ago
fuck u
jebus150 2 years ago 3
Only 98, Haha Thats Still Good You Tit, Plus Why Dont You Have Any Non Famous People In Here? :/
marcpreston1 2 years ago
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im the coolest guy in the u.k... even noel says so, suck on that hoes.
latedebate88 2 years ago
damn, you must be cool.
blackflaps7 2 years ago
if they put non celebs on this nobody would know who the fuck they were and they wouldnt get more than a vote due to people not being physicaly aware of their existance :S hence not making it in the top one hundred you fucking dumb bastard
tedsafuckinkid 2 years ago
Noel cooler than Liam all the way!
Liam is awesome but Noel is epic, just some of the insults and banter he throws at Liam are hilerious, its just brotherly banter and trust me im in the thick of it myself!
manualfie112 2 years ago 8
well done noel!
charlottefine35a 2 years ago
noel is a top guy. i reckon liam's cooler though. long live oasis.
1992CJC 2 years ago 2
noel deserves to be number 1. liam should of been higher though!
jhwoasis93 2 years ago
Yeh, I agree.
viola385 2 years ago
I understand what you say:cndn85MB: but do they have to go the distance in Calling there fans," C*nts"..? or other obsenitiys.. thats really Bitting the hand that feeds them. . really bad P.R. from them.. There Fan base are the ones that has put them where they are..! And I think the only thing that got alot bigger for them is there Heads: they are musically good, but Mentality "0"%:"They are the "C*nts:
spike555mr 2 years ago
Oh common...anyone that reads his blogs or listened to his casual interviews would know that he was joking around. He's a bit much to take sometimes and it looks bad in print but it's all tongue in cheek. He called them 'cheeky' cunts...obviously he was joking around...his blogs have poked fun at fans almost as often as praised them...but it's all in good fun.
Maybe since the news media reprints his blogs alot he should be more careful but when has Noel edited himself for the media?
cndn85MB 2 years ago 2
Plus what other obsenities did he use? None. I'll bet that you read one of the news articles and not his actual blog.
Shame on you for believing media spin! Noel has always been grateful to their fans!
He put that post out for his fans that read the blog...they knew what he meant and get his humor, even if it is dodgy @ times. The people that are offended are either casual fans or non-fans reading news pieces...which are you?
cndn85MB 2 years ago 3
lol
where's James Hunt, Keith Moon et al?
lordieuan777 2 years ago
Well,I haven't seen Keith Moon from 1980 since.Did you???
GergelAni 2 years ago
1979, actually. Nevermind anyway, I realised it meant coolest living/current Brit. In which case I still disagree.
lordieuan777 2 years ago
Well,he died in 1979,after a drunken night with Paul McCartney,you know.
A few people know that.Paul is silence...Celebrities.
As the fact that Michael Jackson recorded 2 songs with Freddie Mercury,but never mentioned that
GergelAni 2 years ago
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markiechops 2 years ago
why is simon cowell not in the top ten lol, the guy jst says and does what he likes, but agree with the rest of the list.
Noel Is A Legend!
thomasmcgall1 2 years ago
Bet he aint now.. After the man gig.. shite bombs of the year..!!
spike555mr 2 years ago
Actually...those shows were a success by anyones books. Great reviews even though there was a delay on the first show. Oasis were still top...the venue just sucked. The only criticisms of any Oasis gig seems to be venue organization related and the occasional scrap in the audience.
So Noel is still top!
cndn85MB 2 years ago
the venue was fucking amazing!!!
jhwoasis93 2 years ago
i went to one of them. it was the best gig ever!!!
jhwoasis93 2 years ago
haha how times have changed and thank god i mean noel and gerrard come on lol
jollydude5 2 years ago
Whatever...Noel is the bomb! I would totally agree with this!
cndn85MB 2 years ago
live forever noel
soniaritaxutamica 2 years ago 2
Well deserved.
PhilipGuevara1990 2 years ago
they saved the 09's
thats rubbish
they MADE the 90s
SLANE castle 09 :P
asIRISHasitgets 2 years ago 7
what do you mean they saved the 90's? saved from what?
kurt5000yh 2 years ago
ahh forget what i say i just totally read it wrong.
kurt5000yh 2 years ago
noel? coolest guy in britain? more like coolest guy in the world!
smdarkknight 2 years ago 64
MmmmmWaaa 2 U !! U said it brilliantly !!!!!! I'm from Canada & I feel at times some are just not on the same playing field !!!
dishwithtrish 2 years ago 4
yeah man i agree with u
allalongthewatch 2 years ago
gallaghers for a knighthood?
they saved the 90's
BoroArmy93 2 years ago 10
Idiot is an insult lol
supernovayo 2 years ago
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I wonder who voted for him? Bunch of fannys no doubt
WinglebertSlaptibum 2 years ago
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GergelAni 3 years ago
Gary Neville can be in the 10 ugliest people
punjabinit 2 years ago 2
Gary is a real cool person.Don't decide on people by the look...James Brown or Chris Martin or Bono are ugly as hell,but the people love them by other reasons,correct?
Cheers
GergelAni 2 years ago
Gerrard who is no.2 here is the coolest footballer
punjabinit 2 years ago 2
gary nevilles just a pure prick! no cunt likes him! ur the 1st person ive heard to
obigoal29789 2 years ago 2
Yeah,if you are gay you won't like Gary,of course.Gary Neville,not Gary Barlow.Come on.face it-Gary Neville is a great ordinary cool boy-like most of us :).
GergelAni 2 years ago
shut up u fucking idiot, aye most of us wud try singin the national anthem once in a while the cunt, hes brothes wank garys worse!!
obigoal29789 2 years ago 2
wow,now that is an Expression.
Hey,Goal,never call me an idiot again,Got That?
fuckin' cunt,did I insulted you anyway?
I'm not going to write you anymore,you're not worth it
GergelAni 2 years ago
damon albarn are u fuckin weird i hopehe just catces aids and dies...
thecarpcatchcher94 2 years ago
The golden years of Britpop and all that are over.Accept it.Even Noel (who said that nonsence about Damon and Alex catching Aids in 1995) admitted it.I like Damon.A lot of people like him,including Noel Gallagher.Which is alright,cos' I love Noel.And Damon is very very talented.Second to Noel,I believe.Cheers all
GergelAni 2 years ago 3
mupdog 3 years ago 4
lol jonathon ross is alright
agree with the rest though
ManchesterCityFC09 2 years ago
Noel I love the guy but COME ON? it's fucking Paul Weller or Ian Brown surely to christ!
RebelSoul1979 3 years ago
noel is my hero and inspiration. he speaks his mind and can take jokes about himself and doesn't take what other people say about him too seriously. plus his interviews are so funny to watch he's a real person right off the estate
oasismonkeyslfc 3 years ago 4
1 - David Bowie
2 - Paul McCartney
3 - Tony Blair :)
Kartesius 3 years ago
1 Noal
2 Liam
3 Ricky
And thats that.
dazaminton 3 years ago 10
i thaught that liast was shite. noel definatly deserved 1st. n simon pegg and gervais and alex turner, lee evans and liam gallagher are great. but what the fuck is up with the rest.david beckam? fuckin gerrard? GORDAN FUCKIN RAMSY? The fuckin guy from doctor who? and lewis hamilton. these people connot be cool. if they are then the world has just lost it completely, and i have no reason to go on living
shitstainedb4lls 3 years ago
ricky gervais . well people think he is funny an the office was good .. but when u see him interviewed u realise he aint acting an he is actually like that guy in the office .. an way up his own arse
beestonpoet 3 years ago
well in fella. cool guy
kingfaffer 3 years ago
When they mentioed Jagger was that his age or ranking?
DavidSGW 3 years ago 5
lmao
MattRB4444 3 years ago
noel rules!
MarideGallagher 3 years ago 5
I don't think there can be too many arguments about the winner here really when all is said and done.
bannerman123 3 years ago 4
n01 noel
n02 ricky gervais
n03 peter kay
n04 giles peterson
n05 noel edmonds
n06 ricky hatton
n07 steve jones (for shagging Pamela Anderson)
n08 Gruff Rhys
n09 Russel Brand
n010 Daniel Craig.
goddogcattac696 3 years ago 2
I've never seen Noel have a temper tantrum. He's said stuff like hip-hop being shite but he never said it angrily, he said it cool and calm.
Noel is the coolest, definitely, not maybe;)
richiemayne 3 years ago 44
@richiemayne well then i would like to cool and calmly say you are shit.
SacredSocietyAP 1 year ago
noel deserves it get on noel
matt2271 3 years ago 11
Noel is cool, cool is Noel.
fardinqwert 3 years ago 13
that comment made me laugh, lol
thanks man
rythien 3 years ago
he may speak his mind..but when does he get angry??never!
DUMDUM2007 3 years ago 6
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Fookin' gobshite!
The sooner his GP realises that Noel has 'Total Ego & Bombastic Overload Syndrome' the better we'll all be.
Ghandi, Christ and the Dalai Lama never pontificated as much as Noel Gallagher.
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Not as naughty as his missus, by all accounts.
redrob67 3 years ago
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Everytime i see him in the media he always has a temper tantrum. he is far from cool.
gregsrob 3 years ago
this is like high school all over again
p0lkad0ts23 3 years ago
I LOVE NOEL SO MUCH!
Liibstaaa 3 years ago 8
arctic monkeys vs noel gallagher? go bollocks, no competition! noel!noel!noel!
jobobulator 3 years ago 12
COOL IS NOEL!:)
gemarcher83 3 years ago 4
Shows that intelligent people buy Zoo Mags.
Niallygee 3 years ago 3
Smart! I would've voted for him.
paamcaat 4 years ago 5
Brilliant to see blokes still respect and admire Noel. I think he's much cooler now than he was in the 90s. Apparently nearly 90 000 people voted!
flagga 4 years ago 12
hes the man
DotsyOO7 4 years ago 10
fuckin HAVIN IT
pmirish 4 years ago 4
I'm a big oasis fan. That's awesome.
dcramer00 4 years ago 5
coooolllll
oasistar 4 years ago 4