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  • I like the last one the best when the ninja gets stuck

  • 0:18 this is funny!!

  • 0:42 WTF!?

  • Some pretty epic ninja fails here, i need to start assassinating people more

  • It is not this guy's day

  • I just love the way he laughs...

  • 0.23 xD

  • hilarious...always loved the failure cutscenes

  • 2:04 OMG! XD

  • Shamefur Dispray!

  • Hilarious! :D

  • the one where he jumps from the rafters is just stupid.

  • @senoirmeow Maybe if you checked your facts in the first place, you might have avoided making a fool of yourself

  • 0:25 HAHAHA

  • Hahaha the failed jump made my day hahaha, and when he got stuck haha

  • 1:50-2:14 all that climbing and for what...

  • @TheTyukodi

    LMAO

  • all becuase of a samurai's wet dream?

  • 0:23 Facepalm doesn't even begin to describe....

  • So sometimes they fail but they live, but none where they succeed and die...hmm

  • Jesus Ninja are dumb as fuck! Its like assassins creed, EVERYONE will know your an assassin if you dress like one, but hey if he put on some samurai clotes he might get away with it, not being racist well i am a little but all japs look near enough identical! he could walk right by them. Yeh i know racism, not like ones going to understand me anyways and even look at this "english" video. so yeah, ancient assassins were dumb as fuck assassins today wear balaclavas or tuxedos - much better

  • @SenoirMeow about that comment, english people said way worse about them in WWII, a title of a newspaper was something about them not being able to see where they dropped their bombs, so we shouldnt worry about them.

  • @SenoirMeow Hehe, it's funny because you're stupid.

  • @TaintedMustard an 'A' in physics, law and history say otherwise.

  • @SenoirMeow Ninja actually didn't dress in black. They dressed usually in peasant clothes, or clothes that would make them blend in. The Ninja here are merely Ninja based on 'pop culture' Ninja.

  • @squiddey4 oh really? thanks for the info. You learn something new everyday huh?

  • HAHA funniest one was when they where in the house and the man ducks when he jumps and goes flying of the other side :)

  • This man has brought dishonour, shame and epic fail to his family.

  • 0:17 , 0:42 , 2:00 silly naruto.............

  • lol i replayed #2 100 times

  • that is why i prefer sending in S-rank ninja for assignments :D

  • WTF? At least the Geishas failing has to do with losing fights, or getting unlucky. The ninja's failures are epic FAILS, esp. the 2nd wtf how stupid can you get.

  • Yeah seriously. This ninja failed to many time in the worst possible ways lol.

  • my reaction who hired this ninja lol

  • Hidden eunuchs, my lord. Treacherously meant to unbush us!

  • those are not real ninjas....

  • 0:30

    Double Fail

  • 6: Don't drink and assassinate.

  • im surprised they didnt have one where the bad ass dude who blocks the dart then has a sword fight wins the fight.

  • wow, my ninjas never fail THAT hard

  • Naruto Actually trying to be like a ninja..here it is.

  • Best.

  • So like me

  • "Hey cinematics team."

    "Yeah, person who is assumed to be our boss for this contrived dialogue?"

    "You did a good job on cinematic so far."

    "Thanks, boss! Got more work us, I hope?"

    "You know all those Ninja assassination videos you guys made for the game?"

    "Yeah! It was loads of fun!"

    "Make another batch where they fail in the worst ways possible."

    "I think we may have the best jobs ever."

  • lol

  • NOT NOW KATO!!!

  • Hahahahaha stupid ninja

  • looooool

  • You pay ninjas to do THAT? And whoever made the clips is awesome.

  • its actualy the same ninja trying to assassinate the same guy over and over again....

  • 0:37 is my favorite fail LOL

  • LoL. The end is epic

  • Never see the last one

  • worths ninjas in the history of assassination lol

  • 1:37 Woops, wrong bedroom.

  • i only have encountered 2 of these in the game, are most of them fake?

  • epic

  • 0:42 Just lost my best 6 star ninja like this :D Was laughing so hard i wasn't even pissed.

  • lol id love to no wot was going through that ninjas head at 0:23 probably like "fuk"

  • the second one happens to my ninjas SO many times @_@

  • 1:41 GET THE PUSSY!!! 0.0

  • SHITTY WOK!!!

  • @xXRellishXx you are mixing up china and japan

  • the last one was a fat ninja

  • 10 unlucky ninjas disliked

  • Arrgh! Those damn ninjas!

  • 2:00 gabe newell fail

  • That Ninja should get his own sitcom

  • the last guy was no jackie chan

  • tsk tsk tsk.. guess none of these guys learnt from Kakashi sensei ;)

  • 1:33 : Sephiroth failed

  • XDD so funny

  • 9 people failed at assassination

  • looks like those guys cheated through their Ninja School?

  • I love how that one ninja completely overshot the jump and landed on his face! XD

  • That is one dumb ninja...

  • @103035icle Which one??? :P

  • i found that he would go decapitate him. 2:11

    

  • These ninja, i only got two words for them EPIC FAIL!

  • EPIC FAILURE!

  • SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!!

  • @commando1124 COMMIT SUDOKU!!

  • @Todesnuss You know Sudoku is the number puzzle game with the boxes and rows where you make sure no rows or columns have the same number (0-9) right? The word you are looking for is Seppuku, since you cannot commit Sudoku. However, you can play sudoku.

  • @eeg10 you aren't too familiar with internet culture are you? Of course i know that it's called seppuku. If you are not familiar with memes you might not understand that.

  • @Todesnuss I've heard of alot of memes, just not the one you are referring to.

  • @eeg10 well then go to know your meme search shamfur dispray

  • lol

  • over the wall and down the lager wall

  • This series of unfortunate failures goes a little something like this.....

    FAIL,DOUBLE FAIL,MULTI FAIL,ULTRA FAIL, FANTASTAFAIL,FAILTACULAR,SUPER FAIL, FAILGASM, FAIL OVERLOAD,

  • Made in China XD

  • Lmfao on the last one

  • LOL

  • we got 8 fail ninjas

  • Lmao!!!!

  • lol 0:22

  • it's easy to tell that they cheated on the ninja final exams.

  • lol the failed attemps are all so funny

  • 0:20

    Best kill is also best fail.

  • 0:13 Did I hear something?

    0:24 DUCK!

    0:34 What was that?

    0:42 I DIDN'T JUDGE THE DISTANCE!!!!

    0:59 Awwww, cuddley love.....

    1:20 Come out come out

    1:34 I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS!

    2:06 Oops.... I am sorry I didn't take that karate lesson last summer.

    2:13 WHY DID I CLIMB SUCH A HUGE WALL!!??!!!

  • 0:23 best epic fail ever !

  • Its lol ninja

  • SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

  • the second one was the funnest and the third one

  • stupid ninja ever ~~

  • thumbs if these ever happened to your ninja

  • 1. Unlucky dude.

    2. Hiiilarious.

    3. Architecture reviewing and mission planning is a must, mate.

    4. That went wrong in the worst way imaginable.

    5. Again, planning. But funny.

    6. No worries, man. We all make mistakes.

    7. Fail.

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  • Reminds me of Johnny English

  • you have brought great dishonor to the family.

  • Fly Kick fail! 0:22

  • ROFL!

    Turns out incompetent ninjas are hilarious.

  • at 0:24 why would he try to jump on his head lol

  • 0:24 lol how can he know that he have to crouch

  • @deniz98100 Obviously, when you hear someone speeding up behind you and you are at the balcony, what's the first thing you'll do?

  • @WolfhoundMercenary i would turn around and look , and not crouch without knowing whats behind me

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  • @deniz98100 your not an asian

  • @WoWfosho22 lol XD hahahahah they know everything XD

  • HAHAHAHAHA 0:24 WAS JUST PLAIN EPIC

  • in 0:56 prototype otaku.

  • How is it even possible to fail at 1:31? It was an easy kill!

  • the last ist the best ever :D

  • @cxxl8 definitely. the cruelty of fate is the most humorous.

  • I always fall to the floor with laughter at the one at 0:17

  • Shavefoam Dispray

  • Who is the dumbass who send this kinda "ninjas"

    From were do u get this guys?!

  • the second was funny

    

  • Lol to fat!

  • hahah great ninja fails

  • Wow that was funny XD

  • Shamefur dispray...!

  • 0:22 = FALCOOONNNNZZZZ KICCKKKZZZ!!!! O SHI I MIZZED

  • We see them, so those ain't ninjas!

  • Ya quiero comprarlo

  • Okay the second one was fucking hilarious! XDDDD

  • 1:16 lol and 0:22 falconkick!

  • XD the one at 0:22 is the best fail !

  • I've downloaded the game and when I tryed to install it it said that it had to install a steam thing, and than i installed it, i got registered, but than it askes for a produkt code. Can anyone help me please???

  • @Lirianus The Ugly set of numbers on the box somewhere

  • @sirrington i dont understand what u mean dude

  • after i got the second fail(ninja failing to jump kick and falling to his death) it said that they camptured the ninja and executed him

    would the ninja REALLY need capturing and executing after that?

  • @killer21334 It was the end of the slightly obese super ninja. ;)

  • This is pretty much what Naruto would do

  • anyone else happy they included this humor?

  • 2:10 hahahah

  • haha lol 0:24

  • 0:56 reminded me of a Tom and Jerry episode.

  • LOL FAILIURES!!!!!! GTROLOL

  • ahahah LOL

  • The guy who fell off at 0:43 is now climbing back up the wall at 1:45 only to fall back down a second time 2:12 !!!!!! xD

  • Ninja EPIC FAIL!!

  • 1:34 Yeah, right, a TRAINED ninja miscalculating a jump like that? I could make more precise jumps as a kid than that.

  • lol ninja idiot fails

  • was looking for some good vids on youtube and, well, upon seeing the words "ninja fail compilation" i was forced to check this out XD

  • i want to watch this but i think it's a spoiler for me. lolz

  • LOL 0:42

  • The third one's voice actor was the best! "aaaaaah."

  • LOL 0:22

  • OMG; I have the demo downloading right now, this is fucking great: i'm so buying this.

  • epicly funny!!!!! the ninja is so careless that the guy in the ending just sums up the whole fail (hehehehehhe, push ninja off the wall) hahahhahahahaha, makes me wanna get shogun total war 2 for the laughs hahahaha

  • Sam Fisher cold've done better.

  • fuck glee

  • LOL

  • Lol I can hit 3 over and over again and it's still funny.

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  • 1:09 happend for me btut the guy didn´t wake up :)

  • lols! these ninjas are such fails

  • Hay guys get the game free with a step by step tutorial on how to download it.Just add a "h" on the front of the address.

    ttp://gamercarbon.webs.com/app­s/forums/topics/show/5835909-h­ow-to-get-shogun-total-war-2-f­ree-

  • UGH... SHAMFUR DISPRAY

  • ahahahhahhaahha