Milton Jones at "What's Up Dockers" 1996

[WorldSacred]

I did an alternative version of his police dog joke in a serious manner to an American tourist -- as a gag guide to safety in Oz. When the tourist realised that it was my deadpan joke, he bust a gut laughing. Thank you, Milton.

[gohkinkuan]

I like his hair

[shamsulhassim]

his hair still standing till NOW...

[idifferfromyou2008]

Who'd have thought he used to be so fit!

[Projectrez]

His hair is badass

[OffCentre01]

its not the bee bit, its the insect bit (in that 'bug' is commonly used for both insect (bee, buzz buzz) and disease hepatitis b). he said insect, i just thought bug may work better. (as i said, it may just be me) nvr mind

[OffCentre01]

wouldnt it have been better to say 'let me tell you about a dangerous BUG' cuzzz bees are bugs and hepatitis is a bug hahahah just me then.

[livstar93]

@OffCentre01 you didnt quite get it. while hepatitis is a "bug" in that it is a disease, there are differenttypes. you can get hepititis A,B, or C. whihc is why he said "bee"

[Kevtb87]

@OffCentre01 "I'll tell you what's a dangerous bug........that hepatitis B (bee)"

that's not a joke. it doesn't play verbally because people wouldn't know if he meant bee or the letter 'B'. he HAD to say insect to get the audience on the right track for the punchline. it's safe to assume he's spent a long time on every single one of the jokes until they are just right. whereas you spent all of 10 seconds thinking you could improve it.

Milton - 1, OffCentre - 0

[Fidellio369]

Why does this video look like has been fimed from some other reality ( the ppl look like Star Trek officers also @__@) .... ???

[MrThePerson22]

1996? Didn't know he has been going all this time

[stupidintellect90]

Russian Roulette with Revels, isn't that an advert already, either that advert was a remake or they've stolen Milton's idea?

[Bithuige]

@stupidintellect90

well this is from 96... i reckon the advert stole his idea

[IcEye89]

I love the lard joke. Also you can translate it into German and it still works.

[sjatuk]

he used to look like wolverine ;) and im glad he doesnt spend half the act in silence pretending to be retarded any more :)

[FtaCapoeiraWoot]

@sjatuk he does

[Chaddersman]

I don't get the police interrogation one

[AprilJ95]

@Chaddersman clap as if you've been slapped then say ow...

[universalfleece]

Went downhill pretty fast! Awesome! Nearly wet myself!

[TearstainedTaffeta]

who's the COCK that disliked this video?!

[micholly]

do you think this act is where Revells got the idea for their Russian Roulette advert?

[cheapshotdrummer]

It's quite funny, I always think he looks like a cross between a baby, an old man and a mad scientist XD

[dyertubexxx]

He repeted the same old jokes in 2010 on the telly mock the week

[HannahMcIntyreXDx]

awwh, he looks so cute :3

[hebemonster]

K so milton used to be fit.... W-o-w ;) x

[joetavs]

One of the funniest around!!!

[livstar93]

awwwww he looked so so nervous bless him. but very very gorgeous!!! and very funny ^^ xxxx

[xXTheDarkLemonXx]

wooooow!!!!! this was the year i was born!!!!! and why is his voice so much lower here???

[HorsemadxEmma]

@xXTheDarkLemonXx I don't know.

[JiantMariana]

I just watched a clip of him from 2007 right before this, and his voice dropped an octave between that one and this one.

[Charapova100]

oh he's so CUUUUTE!!! 

[RealSnowWhite]

Jeez, I never realised how long Miltons been around for. =P

[yatter1]

Milton´s a basket case, don´t you love him?

[Popsickle950]

Exit the stage quickly...

SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY PIE!!

[SamLovesFriemds]

marry me Milton it doesn't matter to me you performed this the year I was born!

[djoakley2099]

I can see now Revels got there advertisment idea from.

[ThePlacidman]

He looked so cool back then ...amazing hair!

[Lauralikespies]

he was pr.e.tt.y fit!! wow

[gamerunknown]

More one liners than a cokehead :D

[ChazJayHeaton]

his hair doen't like living by the rules of gravity :P

[shawnej454]

i want his hair :(

[pinkyellowblackred]

he looks terrified

[LeFtHaNdTrAmPsGlOvE]

@pinkyellowblackred He did make a pretty quick exit. :P

[Anglogirl1]

@LeFtHaNdTrAmPsGlOvE I have had a (very small) email relationship with Milton and I teased him about how his hands were shaking when he filmed this clip and he emailed back, "My hands are still shaking".

[jfranklin94]

When was this? He looks a lot younger than he does now.

[JustAnotherDylan]

@jfranklin94 1996.. as the title says.

[jacksawild]

@jfranklin94 That's because it was filmed in the past.

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

Wow, he was gorgeous...

[GameOfYears]

I like this.

[squishy3000]

He has got THE BEST HAIR EVER!

[Anglogirl1]

I agree, babes! Spread the word!  Promote the clip!

[skeleton014]

FIRST COMMENT!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!

35 veiws

more people should watch this