Shit Straight Girls Say.... to Lesbians

[houseofdominique]

Can you open this for me loooooooool

[houseofdominique]

Oh girl I am PML! I know you have to be gay because no straight woman would know all these. What makes it soooooo funny is knowing you have had every god damn scenario played on you. In the beginning when they find out your gay their all " ooh no I don't fancy you or anything, but the second they break up with their man, all the signs start showing haha! Straight women are too funny and so predicable but you gotta love em :) We know your feeling us before you do! Well done, spot on!!!!

[annebolynzarsilve]

this is brilliant and so true but GOD i would hate having her as a freind

[LexiAnnTweedy]

0:04 THAT'S BLACKPOOL!!

[beyonce11213]

0:29 lol

[ItsLaurenVlogAgain]

Ahaha! Best vid ever! Plus I have the Katy perry book;)

[JessLette82511]

Where did you get your coffee mug? I love it!

[Minacious]

gay people are so gay

[TheMasterOfTheGays]

"I'm having trouble with my cats, can you help me?" lmao xDDDD

[RAWRchristinaRAWR]

Omg the best part is the "oh you like Mel C don't ya?"

all the awards.

[Bescumberer]

In other words, don't say anything.

[ilovenoodles420]

this is flucking awesome

[westbrookx]

Seriously brilliant.

[DaniieJade]

pahahhaha, gays LOVE ME , lollll;) I live in blackpool too, arhhh

[AndreDawkins1]

*points to the mannequins* "heyy, hands off" lmao! I found her realty really attractive. Lmao that's gay, I know. Haha I'd fuck her.. Too bad she's straight:

[zoesophia96]

LOLOL "I'm having some trouble with my cats. Can you help me?" I died :P

[Ivonz]

lol "Can you help me with my cat?"

[abergirl12]

This is my mates through and through... I'm so done with the Katy fucking Perry jokes now lol

[likesoninja]

you look like a Brittany spears?

[XxTheStealthyClownxX]

You forgot about when you're walking down the street and you simply glimpse at a girl and your straight friend says "Turned on?' lol

[4getstudyingochem]

this girl reminds me of one of my sisters so much O.o

[rebakahwade13]

omg i have the tie at 2.54 and im a lesbian omg thats funny

[Superstar33000]

I kissed a girl and I like it... LMAO!!!

[prankpatrol89]

Yes, I would love a pint. Underaged? WHO CARES AHAHAHAHA *coughs to death*

[yakumano]

her accent is sexy.

[SSTrueLoveMarinus]

My lesbian friends showed me this video!!! Sooo funny! Guilty of using some of these lines!

[OmgItsajayXD]

My life. hahaha.

[airbird0077]

OMG! That was so gay! hahahaha

[1004cheonsa]

"There's a lesbian at work. Kelly. Do you know her?" All. The. Time. Yes, I know all the lesbians.

[catherinesmobileuplo]

Can i use some of your footage and get rights for a lesbian documentary? this is halarious!!

[catherinesmobileuplo]

boulder p partiers on facebook

[HonkAbby]

You're so funny!

[sneekz07]

Perfect.

[CaptainBadgerDrums]

This is my life lololol.

[halogirlz876]

her accent made it hard for me to watch..

i have nothing against where shes from its just the accents

im sorry i cant!!

[hogwartshoodlum]

@halogirlz876 She would say the same thing about you since to people in England, you're the one with the accent.

[halogirlz876]

@hogwartshoodlum  cool story bro...

[alisondilaurentis654]

"this is so gay, oh sorry"

she 's a fucking pisser :'D

[RazzleDazzle4449]

Lmao...my mom's a lesbian and i showed her this, she thot it was hilarious. Lol.(:

[RuinedGrrl]

You're actually ridiculously adorable. And this is rather hilarious :)

[Satankitteh]

O_O How.. how do you know.. exactly what they say to us?!?!

[dlovesrcdr]

"oh you look nice. Not like that!!" lmfao. this video is on point. =D

[Kyrindattara]

"Hey, hands off!"

lolol



[23itfollowsme23]

Oh my god! You have no idea how often I hear this crap...

[AnthroJez]

I dont understand the Parking bit. Are lesbians like.... amazing parkers?

[ArizonaByThe27]

@AnthroJez I think it's a gender role thing...following the typical traditional gender binary, men drive? At least in married couples, you see it more. That's what I figured. Dunno.

[AnthroJez]

@ArizonaByThe27 Ohh, that makes a little more sense, I guess.

[valsharai]

"That guy keeps hittin' on me- pretend you're my girlfriend." ROFLMAO!

[AJNg420]

@valsharai You have no idea how many times I had to do this.. 

[liyah986]

lolol i kissed a girl and i liked it lmfao

[thatoneweirdo1]

Y'know, I just put up with this. It's not like they're TRYING to be offensive, a lot of it's just plain and simple curiosity. I tend to answer the question, and follow it up with a gentle reminder that personal questions aren't entirely appropriate in [insert situation here]. I think of it as "the more they know, the less borderline-offensively ignorant they'll be."

[RealitySucks4me2]

Who cut your hair? Don't tell me:  It was you with your hands at a riidiculously clever angle.

[erikag0714]

i love your accent. just thought id tell you :)

[Tahlia5]

I love the tie bit.

[sarahsmilees]

100 bucks says shes lesbian

[MrAndrewScott101]

"i dont know why i just dont become a lesbian"

"i couldnt be a lesbian. I just love cock too much"

[MrDiddlesCat]

Hahahaha! I have had most of this stuff said to me... 

[RealitySucks4me2]

Is that Liverpool?

[VanessaDipasquale]

"that guy keeps hitting on me, pretend you're my girlfriend!"

my friends aren't lesbians, but I say this to them :D

[mistsrider]

Super true! Also Katy Perry I HATE THAT SONG

[LucyHelsythe]

u know, i kissed a girl once.... yeeeeeeyyyy -.-

[remymaify]

this is the best video i have seen in time!

[fizzilou]

lol this is amazing, and most of it is so freaking true! Great video :)

[streborks]

Great stuff...love it! I've also had: "So...do you find yourself attractive?"

[christina121973]

Love it! ...So true and the girl was cute...love the accent!

[RealitySucks4me2]

I have to admit the parking scene at first confused me....but it was like....oh, oh god - duh!

[RealitySucks4me2]

what exactly do you,,,,,do?

[lukeluke96]

obviously she's in the passenger seat but does that mean the driver was fiming it?

[Catlowman]

@lukeluke96 I was filming it myself. I had my arm at a ridiculously clever angle.

[charcharloca]

i could never be a lesbian. i just like cock too much. lololololololol

[shaepae]

@charcharloca lol I always wonder if straight girls really mean it when they say that.

[EternitysSlave]

"Lesbian. 2'oclock" hahahahaha!

[lilFisher21]

"sorry she's a lesbian....ur welcome" hahahaha

[SwirlyPearly]

lol ... "we should have a straight parade"

[BBQPandaCakes]

So...Much...TRUTH.... 0___0

[DizzyDior12]

Oh, god, lol.

[DutchMaureen]

My friend does show me pictures of half naked women when we're shopping...

[DyannaWolf]

lol i bet the silly americans thought she was driving :p

[Catlowman]

@DyannaWolf A few people asked why I was saying someone was good at parking while I was sat in the driving seat *sigh*

[RealitySucks4me2]

@Catlowman

Why would a lesbian be good at parking, anyway? Or am I missing something.

[fandhp666]

@Catlowman You might have been in England. (Btw, I love this video.. It is sooooo true.. I think I heard all of those shit at least once x)

[21BiscuitStreet]

@DyannaWolf ya caught me ;)

[regardez403]

@DyannaWolf 46 people join together to sneer at the silly Americans! Wait let me look for a video about stupid shit Brits say to Yanks!

[fullhouseluver90]

Your an awesome actor! :D

[maisymoo111]

hahaha this is hilarious!

[mlove72]

"Would you ever have a baby?... Are you allowed?" hahahah

[MsYperite]

thanks god I've never heard any of these things. except the ''so gay'' part

[VideosatTiffanys]

Honestly I've been confused about 1:46 all my life.

[sabre68]

I love your accent ^^

[21BiscuitStreet]

how do you kno we hear all theses things? are you one of us? :)

[Catlowman]

@21BiscuitStreet Shhh don't tell anyone.

[21BiscuitStreet]

@Catlowman ahaha ;)

[nSynxx]

@21BiscuitStreet People who make these videos are what they are. Like a "stuff" white girls say to black girls, its a black girl acting as a white girl.

[21BiscuitStreet]

@nSynxx yea she was just so convincing as the straight girl i almost believed it ahah

[nSynxx]

@21BiscuitStreet Haha, yeah. :)

[allysheehan]

You look good- not like that!!

[bunbunthebadhobo]

XDD oh my god every fucking word of this is true.

[Xkjgmcr522X]

"we should have a straight pride!" oh my god i fucking died xD

[ChristiAna1203]

Oh the threesome thing.. I`ve been asked by so many people (some friends too) I hate it!! :(

[IslesGirl14]

HAHAHAHA, oh my God. This is wonderful.

[nallekarkki87]

internationally true!

[Laochra]

I cant...I just cant fucking breath, so fucking true!

[xXCryingEmoGirlXx]

omg...story of my life every time im with my friends lol i need to show em this just to see if they feel unoriginal now lol

[99redballoonanimals]

its like whenever you're around someone who is gay, you tend to say "that's really gay" a lot more than usual! lol sometimes i feel bad lol but i say it all the time and then i'm like "oh sh*t! no offense man!" lmfao

[petitebootybitches]

the word "lesbian" actually originated from the isle of Lesbos, the home of the poet Sappho, who wrote poetry about her attraction to females ((wow im great at making relevant comments))

[shalamar]

I've heard every single one of those, it's so true! The only thing missing was "But you've got long hair... How can you be a lesbian?"

[xXCryingEmoGirlXx]

@shalamar lol never heard that one. then again for a while i had pretty short hair....

[juztinkase69]

I think this girl is a Lesbian...

[LetItBeLetItBe85]

@juztinkase69 lol she is...

[MxMagpie]

Oh this is just so head-deskingly true. Trying to emasculate lesbians is just like trying to make them straight in their heads "Oh, you like girls? Then you must be a guy." and it works with guys to. People just don't GET it. Oh and we'll have a straight pride parade the instant someone is bullied, ostracised or killed for being straight >_<

Though on a lighter note I have always wondered where the word actually originated.

[MsJournalist91]

Is gay marriage legal in England?

[zoeok]

@MsJournalist91 lol yes it is

[0gluttony0]

Your accent makes me smile :P

[NikkiAndrogynous]

Oh my fuck..ing god. I hate it, hate it hate it when people say "Gay", in any context other than referring to somebody's sexuality. It's one of my BIGGEST pet peeves ever! When I hear it on TV or in real life, I clog my ears. If I don't I will get really aggravated when I hear it.

[xXCryingEmoGirlXx]

@NikkiAndrogynous this is sort of a troll but its not meant to be the epic internet rage comment conversation type troll but: what happens if u hear someone say gay as in happy lik it meant in like um...(insert date of the Golden Age of Radio here)?

[NikkiAndrogynous]

@xXCryingEmoGirlXx It depends on the context. If people say gay, as the insult type context, then that really bothers me.

[RealitySucks4me2]

@NikkiAndrogynous

Jesus, take a pill..

[NikkiAndrogynous]

@RealitySucks4me2 What the hell are you talking about? You take a chill pill.

[ilmusicx3]

Soo...who the man? OMG. XD

[SaraxPandaxBara]

lmfao this was perfect!

[DanniDefault]

"Hey, that guy keeps hitting on me, pretend to be my girlfriend" That happens just about every time I go out. Haha. Always that one lesbian saving the day.

[MrHomogenic]

3:08 I love the orange thing. That is so gay... Oh Sorry

[5Virgo5]

LOL, that was fantastic! I have tons of gay friends. Aha and I have asked most of those questions.

[whyiaskyou79]

Asking to open the juice at 2:40. Bhahaha

Genius

[Specialdeath07]

i almost died when you said "I could never be a lesbian though, i just love cock too much.." xD <3

[irshgrl500]

LOL, I knew you before you were a lesbian! I love it!

[likecloudsthatfly]

I WANT THAT MUG!

[Catlowman]

@likecloudsthatfly Loads of people have said that.. I might do some kind of competition to win it haha x

[largenpink]

ahahah this is so true

[hoppie73]

"What exactly.. do you do" haha.. get this from alllll of my straight friends

[marnb1]

1:06 the cats JUST LOL

[zft51994]

Haha! Good thing I'm not like this at all with my friend!

[snowXstripe]

this is so fucking true i cant

[MissGookja]

BABY SPICE<3

[heyitsallyson]

This is so freaking true. I get a bunch of this everyday.

[Smiles876]

"Oh my god you wore heels!"

If I ever wore heels, this would be exactly what my friends would say. RAWR. -___-

[dudewheresmydoctor]

Perfect.

[sap223]

My best friend is a lesbian. I don't apologize. :)

[wingstormer]

Awesome! so funny!! totally true!

[banananapable]

she's hot

[Auzziedingo]

oh god this video is perfect! my lesbian friend shared this with me and all our other friends coz she says that we are all so like this xD ...and we are xD

especially with the "oh this is so gay-- oh sorry" i say that all the time xD

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Okay...so wearing converse makes you gay? That's every girl at my school then....XD

[Catlowman]

@DirigiblePlumCompany Yes that's right x

[JncGwen]

"sometimes i think i should just become a lesbian" and "pretend your my girlfriend" i cant think of many of my friends that havent said that to me.

[thypurpleturtle]

i almost died at "youre so good at parking"

[Catlowman]

@thypurpleturtle Be careful. And thanks :)

[HappyGizmo993]

I hear at LEAST 5 of these phrases a week....annoying as hell -___-

[wingedgds]

funny

[lesbian4life4]

Im a lesbian a i think this is REALLY funny :)

[fall4fellatio]

I can t be straight

I love cock too much

[son1807]

i get that my boyfriend and i just had a fight and i should just become a lesbian crap from my friend all the time she thinks it will just be easy to be a lesbian lol noooottt really

[lilithe69]

The mascara running scenes - just classic!

[1icanttellu]

each and every one of these things is so, so, so, sooooooooo true

[manbuttdudas]

Haha. This is absolutely hilarious..

[TheNoogie]

The word lesbian is derived from the name of the island of Lesbos in Greek mythology, and it is run all by women.

[Riotmix]

LMAO . Your so funny.

[lallerb]

So, so funny...and true! I think I've heard every single one of those at some time, except the cat thing. I'm allergic to cats.

[Catlowman]

@lallerb Sorry to hear that. Glad you liked the video though!

[killeriam1]

@lallerb i get this so much as well. you just look them then with the 'wft' face.

[KaiValentine]

Ugh, I get this from GUYS.

[KelzLove15x]

This is amazing haha! My name is Kelly and i'm gay...totally showed my mum and sister this. (-:

[N3v3nka]

hahahah "omg you wear heels" love this video

[1icanttellu]

this is so brilliant!!

[MyAlaana]

brilliant!

[rio197]

1:18 if this was in England why is she driving in the left seat?

[Leynization]

@rio197 She's not the one who's driving. She's in the passenger seat talking to the driver how great she is at parking.

[eclectica1]

@rio197 She's in the passenger seat.

[whyiaskyou79]

SCARY ACCURATE