Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Spark Of Insanity

[childrensplace1]

Oh, you meant the president

[lpslover680]

i keep forgetting hes a puppet xD

[youdontknowme325]

Achmed: ok i will not move my ass

Walter: you idiot you dont have an ass

Achmed: is that walter

Jeff: yeah

Achmed He scares the crap out of me

[MCAST2762]

SILENCE!!! I Kill You!!! LOL

[MermaidKelseygirl98]

Oh thats easy they open the case and I go ELLO I AM LINSEY LOHAN!!!

XD thats my bro's ringtone

[MermaidKelseygirl98]

How do ya spell it?

what?!?

How do you spell your name

oh well let's see A...C...Flem

XD lolz so funny

[ladiesmen49]

knock knock who's there me i kill you

[CCMAR]

Walter is Legend... should run for President

[sammi8696]

Jeff:- so if you've been in my suitcase all this time how have you been getting past security at the airport?

Achmed:- Oh that's easy, they open the case and I go "Hello I am Lindsay Lohan!"

[sammi8696]

Achmed:- Wait if I'm dead ohh that means I get my 72 virgins. Are you my virgins? I hope not.

Jeff:- Why not?

Achmed:- theres a bunch of fuck ugly ass guys out there!

[MultiNatachka]

This is wild funny ))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Jenellegirl3]

He worked for bin Laden? Well too bad he's DEAD XD

[killer8479394]

@mewmewlove55 and then I through in a small boy -:D

[neoek2575]

Is that Walter!? He scares the crap out of meee!

[HamzaWldMsila]

Fuck you Jeff Dunham

make fun of JESUS too

you're the Terrorist not us

you think that's funny .. no not any more

fucking cristiens

[SilentSniper12100]

@HamzaWldMsila calm the fuck down. its a damn joke.

[Naruto1234567891]

@HamzaWldMsila you spelled christians wrong......

[cizzmc123]

@HamzaWldMsila hes a comedian

[alchemist824]

@HamzaWldMsila dude chill, ok? i'm a fan of michael jackson and he made fun of him, but i don't hold that against him

[emmy12341000]

WALTERS GOT GAS!!!!! 

[emmy12341000]

WALTERS GOT GAS!!!!!

[tagone05]

This is wild funny. Can't stop laughing

[Darkmoon12love]

"What will you dooo for a klondike bar" "ILL KILL YOU FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

[HMMcConnell]

"Its okay. I took that Verison bastard with me."

[mkscloud]

it's a flesh wound

[nshmercado666]

The only good muslims/ terrorists are dead muslims/ terrorists

[1234aria]

What the hell happend to my feet!

[1234aria]

Jeff: how do you spell it?

Achmed: What?!

Jeff: How do you spell your name?

Achmed: oh lets see uh a.... c.... h.... Flem Silence I kill you!

[1234aria]

XD god dammit! *gasps* i mean Ala dammit... o.o

[SuperBatesville]

I'm floating in the air. lol

[reaper12126]

im a muslim and i take offense to this jk i love this man but i am a muslim

[musicaddict876]

@reaper12126 yes me too, but it is hilroius!!!!!!! XD

[GurkiratBhatti]

@reaper12126 im a indian and i laugh at taxi and 7/11 jokes

[PurpleWolf351]

I KEEL YOU!!

[8blondey]

INFADELL!!!!!!!



[musicaddict876]

i like the part with jews down to the muslium part, alltogh he couldve left out the little boy. im musluim it made me lmao!!

[MichelleIsSoHot]

I told a joQQQQ

[RBBFORLIFE]

this isn't funny...

[legojoe9]

@RBBFORLIFE your not funny

[JonesyonMars]

this shit is sooo funnyy

[WishfulThinkingArt]

I used to be so terrified of Achmed...now he's one of my favorite characters of Jeff Dunham's

[MewMewLove55]

Jeff: What do you do when they check you out, at the airport.

AK: They see me and i say "HELLO, I AM LINDSEY LOHAN! Hahaha i pulled a joke! >:D

[MsPrettykitty9]

a c flegm lol

[generalols]

14 people were killed..

[andreasvedeler]

Whos the "guy"?

[dawg1157]

@andreasvedeler Jeff Dunham......*refer to title*

[andreasvedeler]

@dawg1157 Yeah. But Achmed said "it looks nothing like the guy!" ? It's not Jeff, is it? :P

[magic888magic]

1) Pause at 00:00

2) Hold push the left arrow button

3) While pushing the left arrow hold in the upper arrow.

4) Now u can play snake!

Like if it worked! :)

[ladiesmen49]

@magic888magic thats crazy

[BritneyJean123]

"insert funny part from video here*

[bumblebeegii]

If this is paradise, I've been screwed ! :))))) lol Achmed! XD

[scrappy508010]

haha this video is funnay ♥

[attackblow]

8:08 is a dirty joke LMAO

[Vassalation]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET!?

:D:D

[monsterthing2]

I kill you for a kondalk bar :D (yea its spelled wrong)

[MegaAlqp]

14 dislikes 14 faggots with no sense of humor!

[futureartistME1]

"What was the last thing to go through your mind?""My ass""What was the las thing you seen?""A blue presase."Don't go hatin on Jeff's car.

[FireFistPortgas]

@futureartistME1 It's called a Prius :P

And it is the baddest car ever build... A hybrid car? LMAO... They all suck

[TheEricDaoust]

You kidding i kill you for a clondik bar.

[benjedimaster]

You are all bone

ITS A FLESH WOUND

[TeddyBearBabe13]

Jeff's AWESOME! It accually seems like puppets r talking:)

[airaidia14]

woooooo achmed

[hort7120]

You mom scares the crap out of me!

[2Lfull]

love this guy lol ROFL 

[1987GUMMYBEAR]

"knock knock" , whos there ? "Me I KILL YOU !"

[madrossa]

That is not a car it is a lunch box LOL!!!

[MrPlakhtienko]

god dam it ohoh i mean allah damit

[deborahallan]

" a terrifying terrorist " LOL !

[nuratika171090]

there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!

[owenmisson]

ok two jews walk into a bar...dont!...what?....u cant say racist jokes...what u dont let jews in your bar? u sick bastard!!! lol

[fistmeetface83]

micheal jackson R.I.P

[spanlou1]

@fistmeetface83 random

[fistmeetface83]

i will not move my ass!!

[nofunnyonesleft]

you really own a blue prious? 

[dontthinkproductions]

Silence ! i kill you x LMAO!!

[glittergirlz4eva]

the 48 people who disliked this were terrorist noobs :)

[NightDevil200]

@glittergirlz4eva they were scared cause i said ''I Kill You"

[ahmeds72virgins]

@glittergirlz4eva  NOPE, ARABS LOVE THIS SHIT!

[JeeOnFire]

"knock knock"

"who's there"

"me. I kill you!"

[Devilfury13]

EEELLLLOOOO IM LINDSAY LOHAN!

[iceskater99]

FAVORITE PART!!

stop touching meeee!!!!

silence!! i kill u!!!

[celticsgobeastmode]

most funniest thing ever haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[DarkAngel3985]

You can see jeff's throat move when he talks as achmed. lol

[misskitty10107]

@DarkAngel3985 that always happens, even the best cant stop it

[AhWei1996]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me, I Kill You

[wolfsbloodxitachi]

Knock knock? Who's there? Me, I kill you! rofl x3

[noelvargas14]

bwahahaha.. silence... i kill you..

[nikat0000]

ur amazing=!

[testingme60]

i need some ligaments....lol

[BenBlackWhore]

"Silence! I KILL YOU!!!" That cracks me up everytime I see Achmed's videos! I wonder why Syrians find this offensive.

[sosopheric]

hahaha if im dead then i get my 72 virgins ahhahahaha

[sosopheric]

hahahah funny as hell

[fifiskunk12]

If this is paradise....I'VE BEEN SCREWED!!

XD

[IwuzLeft4Dead]

did they say it was only female virgins?

HOLY CRAP!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[ToddathyRAWRR]

"What was the last thing that went your mind?"

"My ass."

Hysterical :'D

[iqmanen]

SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!!!!! xD xD xD

[hawkeyes5122]

Great guy. How do they talk with there mouths clised

[vulpixlover91]

@hawkeyes5122

Practice. X3

[aricaric18]

its a talent hes a vantriliquist i have no clue how to spell it they can talk with something in there throght again i have no clue wat it is they just can hard talent its a special talent

[dsdddancer12]

this will never get old. funniest shit everrr

"stoppp touuchhingg meeee!, iiiii kkkiiillll youuuuuuuu!"

[rufas163]

Awsome

[rufas163]

Awsome and funny

[lazermat22]

this will never get old to me XD i love this shit

[Stupidboy167]

sudam's mustard gas is nuthing compared to a walter fart...

hahaha

its not funny! he will kill us!

[Declank24]

r these my 42 virgin... i hope not ther some fuck ugly guys out there lol

[misterjack97]

that's 72 virgins,IDIOT!!!!!

[mcboom08]

stop touching meeee I kill youuuu

[HortonKathryn101]

u guys/gals mike wuz and iz not gay. R.I.P Michael Jackson

[nnnaruto4566]

oh i olove bu.. oh you mean the president im sorry lol

[nnnaruto4566]

so your muzlam

no

my ass says made in china.

[nnnaruto4566]

i took that verison bastard with me.

[nnnaruto4566]

i put the the detenation 30 min but it went off in 4 sec. u know whats that like mr. herican i dont get it tell me please.

[bloodxofxthexphoenix]

He's calling Jeff a pre-ejaculator...because he's called mr hurican and you never know when a hurican is going to come...uh get it?

[JamnOne]

He is referring to the part of the act when Walter was on the stage. They were talking about sex. According to various medical reports men will have an orgasm between 2.5 to 5 mins. If it's done in 4 secs - there is a problem.

As for the Hurricane - Hurricanes cause a lot of build up, then when they come ashore don't last long, and after wards there is disappointment.

[perro82flaco]

ha ha stop touching meeEEEe...ha ha ha sounds like pervers ... so funny... lol

[joelsantos66]

allah damn it!

[halotrilagy]

they open up the suit case and i go "HELLO MY NAME IS LYNDSEY LOHAN

[pollish1224]

i go " HELLLLO!!!! Im linsay lonhan.

[swim13gurl23]

uv done ur job

no i havent

ur dead

no im not

but ur all bone

its a flesh wound

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

[violetling101]

"SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!!"

LOL!!

[alejandraxlove]

rotflmao.

my cheeks hurt, i cnt stop laughing

[wolfshadowblade]

hilariouse i cant stop waching it

[razebaby]

I love Achmed! and Walter!!!

[nninjamuumi]

stop touching me!! I KILL YOUUUUU!! xD fantastic!! <3

[kesita09]

lol .i lov this its really funny "silence! i kill u!"

[Cheerguy97]

how would he kill us... by stabbing us with a broken bone?

[sfern919]

Lol i love this!

[Blahblahmissymiss]

OMG just imagine wow funny it would be if they got peanut and him together. i would laugh my internal organs out.

[brianna2714]

great job! 5 STARS

[twilightlover4112]

are u my 72 virgins?i hope not. there's alot of ugly ass guys out there!!! LOL!!!

[KyRieAlaZa]

knock kcock who's there? Me i kill u lol XD

[XxmisterblackxX]

lol i love it "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"

[zola1918]

lol funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BABYJOEY101]

This is funny a good comedy especcially when he saids Silence....I kill you lolz maa funny

[mitchtheman13]

I love the laugh that Achmed does after he tells a joke. xD

[retuber123]

he is the best dummy

[pg13anator]

this video is so lol its one of my top favs

[MrStuiman]

walter fart LMAO

[Dragon21Dreamer]

What I love about this is that at first, Achmed sounds... mean.

Then, later on, his voice gets all squeaky. xDD

[aleachick27]

silence i kill you! lmao

ok and shut up about micheal jackson he's gay and dead get ovr it

[littlejerseygirl]

I love Jeff!! He's awesome

[juandiegocv]

ill toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death

[rabbit91259]

i mean alah damit .... silence ill kill u

[alwaysspecialfriends]

i still kinda think that terry fator is better. he doesn't leave his lips as much and fator can sing incredible

[IsisRising]

omg im literally laughing my ass off right now  lol

[RennaRennaRenna09]

you idiot, you don't have an ass!!!

lol!!

[cekan08]

he did this long before michael jackson died and hes a comedian give him a break, we all miss mike though :(

[sebzy117]

yh it was ok rip michael jackson you willl always be remembered

[pacmanlord]

hahaha

[wagy69]

if this is paradise I've been screwed!

[EsSeekProductions]

Subby 4 subby? :D

[dylan123ray]

100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000 stars

[jhunt123456]

you can only put 5 stars though, how do you intend to do that?

[ruckit18]

Achmed:is that walter....?

hahahahaa!i love it!

[alittleless16]

it was funny besides the part with michael jackson r.i.p:(

[gracey62uk]

sorry... i rly dont find thid funny.

i can see why people like it, its just not for me...

[ObamaBobLaden]

6 stars!

[beachofshrooms]

ugh...ok this is funny but that whole silence i kill u thing is so gay.like every single person at my school ses that ALL the time and its so dumb.other than that its funny tho

[MegaMariofan1]

muahahahahaha

[saipalekar]

This is terribly hilarious

[yihang109]

come to hong kong!

[TheCuteandcrazy]

this stuff is really funny

[unitedfc4me]

no sorry will never get old

[J0rawr]

is it me or did everyone in the world over use "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"?

[rickyEe2494]

DOOD the people wont shut up even on the parts were wes not funny

[thulsey9]

funny shit

[softballcutie410]

Silence......I Kill You!!!!! hahahaha OMG PMPL

[ilikesharpthings2]

Jeff:how do u spell achmed?

Achmed:o well lets c....A-C-Flem.

[FiazRiaz1985]

Fantastic!!!!!!!!

[applepielova]

aa cccc hhhhh phlem!!!!!!

[ColeTaylorManson]

I thought this was a new clip......SHIT!!

Why post an old clip?