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  • I once partied until 9 in the evening. Plus, I drank soda with caffeine in it. Get at me.

  • Once I threw a pinecone at a tree.

  • One time at this party I shit in the tank and not the bowl.

  • One time, when nobody was around, I treated a stop sign as though it was a yield sign..

  • You know that tag at the end of your mattress?

    I tore it off.

  • @PalladiumCupcakes Careful going around pulling tags off mattresses. You could end up with bedbugs.

  • wtf are top comments talking about i didn't get it!!?!?!?

  • @m0onsh1ne1 they are talking about BAD ASS things they have done lol

  • Watch out, we got a badass over here!

  • I pressed all the buttons in an elevator before getting out.

  • I went to walmart

  • I experimented with peeing whilst sneezing in the 90's... I wouldn't advise it!

  • Ok, this was goofy. But it's ok, it was NdGT.

  • Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of the most badass human beings who ever lived!!

  • they skipped 0:04

    watch out we got a bad ass over here!!

  • :watchout:

  • I don't flush when my piss is crystal clear. 

  • @didyourmomlolz I actually really do that...WE ARE BADASS.

  • Fucking newfags -.-

  • when i see a stopsign i slow down alot but don't really stop!

  • @psychopathtoine Watch out! We go a badass over here!

  • And thus the meme was born.

  • I never eat my vegetables when mom tells me to. Where is your god now?

  • I never leave a message after the beep

  • I ran through a crowd of black people, while holding a bucket of KFC and some grape soda >:D

  • i drank milk that was 3 days expired :D

  • I walk in to walmart fru the EXIT door, kunts!

  • I remove my flashdrive without ejecting it safely.

  • I ripped the tag off of my mattress >:D

  • Ever run a mile? Thought not. My dad has

  • I tear my ketchup packets NOT on the side that says 'tear here', OOOO I AM THE MOST BADASS MOTHER FUCKER ON EARTH!

  • I took Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris to a bar last night to get them hammered. THEN I started talking sh*t to them.

  • Yesterday... I bought my own snacks to the movies.

  • My friends order water, I order water with ice.

  • i miss pissing on the toilet

  • I never untie my shoes.

  • I left the cap of the toothpaste when I was told not to.

  • I whack a policeman

  • I played mw3 instead of going to school

  • One time ... My socks didn't match

  • I Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar.

  • Stayed up till 10:00 when my bedtime is 9:30

  • Im cleaning my AK to this.

  • Chuck Norris runs for his life when Neil deGrasse Tyson shows up.

  • I pretended to be sick so i didnt have to do a test.

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  • You know how Disney always said to ask your parents before going to their website?

    I never asked my parents...

  • @GodCory Careful now.. Its a small step from that to crack cocaine.

  • I remove my ipod while it's syncing.

  • i once opend a box in the other end of were it says "open here"

  • I created the innernernet... Using a banana, a cork screw, and a copy of the first season of MLP:FiM

  • I'm wearing a hello kitty necklace...and im a guy

  • @dlf619 hahah! thats awsome!

  • @ed1222 I got here from fluttershy sayong to stay out of her shed

  • I left home today WITHOUT making my bed.

  • I didn't do my homework.

  • Not to brag guys but I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, and I didn't even talk for 15 minutes.

  • @whiteboardeconomist props to that...

  • I didn't clean up after my dog.

  • i hacked my schools internett grade card and changed all the grades to top grades....

  • keep tapping 5 for that magic shot :d

  • I jumped four inches today..

  • I beat my dog

  • what does he do any way...?

  • @mex55 HAHAHA!

  • THEN HE TURNED 26

  • @BlameAuntJemima what does that mean?

  • @AniIAIinA He is referencing the interview this expression was taking from. Neil was talking about all the amazing things Isaac Newton achieved (invention of calculus, theory of universal gravitation, development of the laws of motion, expose on the nature of light) and he capped it off by saying "and then he turned 26". This shows us how quickly newton made his astounding discoveries, which made them all the more impressive. For comparison, Im in my 20s, and im pretty much a bum XD

  • i just read through every comment on this video instead of reading my book for english class...

  • babababababbabababbababa

  • when chemists die,

    we barium.

  • I flipped of a pizza hut security camera :D

  • I paused this clip to leave the room, coming back I hit my arm on the table edge and started bleeding. I didn't even put a band aid on it. *True Story*

  • I watched a movie! with no snacks!

  • I went into Fluttershy's shed and come out alive.

  • I turn off my ps3 while it's saving. WHAT NOW BITCHES??!! -:D

  • @Protpallyplaya27 first world anarchy...

  • @Protpallyplaya27 HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Protpallyplaya27 Your data is corrupt? UMAD?

  • @Protpallyplaya27 I turned off Chuck Norris' ps3 wile saving O:

  • @Protpallyplaya27 Your Ps3 Will Corrupt And You WIll Have To Buy Another one :p

  • @Protpallyplaya27 Watch out we got a badass over here

  • @Protpallyplaya27 That's just....dumb.

  • I usually speed through about 10 stop signs because I'm always running late for work.

  • This Video is actually pretty badass

  • 14 dislikes... Watch out, we got 14 badasses over here!

  • @Gezorr woah! now we have 19!

  • I drank straight out if the milk carton this morning.

  • I was running while my shoes were untied.

  • I watched this video at max volume!

  • @jakefifa you aint a badass then, being a badass would be NOT putting on a bandaid...

  • @kpappletech woah, we're dealing with a badass over here!

  • i just cooked... but walked away from the stove.... while it was on

  • I fell down and started bleeding, and I put bandaids myself..

  • I put a glass bottle in the 'food waste' bin at Whole Foods.

  • I only slept for 5 hours last night...

  • @Gezorr same here. *watch out we got two badasses over here.

  • I just stubbed my toe and I only cried for 15 minutes

  • @gertjaarsy Watch out we got a badass over here

  • I got here from a pony wearing hats.

  • @ed1222

    Same here!

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  • @SalaComMander Make that three (\

  • @LaunchMinecraft four now *[\

  • @Saramorix

    Five now :D (\

  • @ed1222 me too lol

  • i used to drive cars till i took an arrow to the knee, now i ride bikes.

  • @epicmarshmellowz

    must it be that obvious?

    watch out we got a badass over here!

  • @Fallout3FatCat CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, you know what to do!

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  • I logged off my laptop without closing skype.

  • I unplug my USB without safely ejecting it

  • I leave the water running when I brush my teeth.

  • My expression whenever I attend any of his lectures.

  • if he runs for prez i know who ima vote for. jk

  • watch out the 4th second is not here

  • Does he ever actually say that? or..... :L

  • hey, guess what, your gay!

  • @PenguinGang1 TROLL!

  • The 8 people who disliked this probably see this expression, or some variation of it, on a daily basis.

  • "My nail-polish dries faster like this!"

  • me gusta!

  • i ran in the hallway

  • RIP 4th second..

  • Why is it on every video of this I see there's no sound?! On the 8 second video, there's no sound till the "THEN he turned 26" statement. :?

  • @ScottyPrestonJ he doesnt say anything until "then he turned 26"

  • who the hell came up with this meme?

  • i didn't use my turn signal while driving yesterday 8)

  • I put extra salt on my pasta.

  • ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็­­­­็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็­็­็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็­็็­็็­็็­็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็­็็็­็็็­็็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็ส็­็็็็­็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­็็็็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็­็็ส็็็­็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็­็ส็็็็็­็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็­ส็็็็็­็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็­็็็็็็็็­็็็­็็็็็็็

  • @3azef93 HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT ? X(

  • I ate a bowl of nails this morning! Without any milk...

  • @Skittles0whoa you sir are Badass

  • @Skittles0whoa

    Watch out, we got a badass here!

  • @Skittles0whoa Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.

  • @USArmySupremeGeneral <==== WATCH OUT WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE!

  • @Skittles0whoa pussy! i could open up a ketchup bottle..with my bare hands

  • @imation879 Sure, you sure you don't need some hot water with that?

  • I love this thing. You can send it to almost anyone who gets on your nerves, and they stop.

  • @LimeTheTwelfth SWEEEEEEEEET...

  • That's called the "Can't touch this" gesture. He earned it.

  • Watch out we gotta badass over here

  • I throw pine cones and don't admit it...

  • I'm posting this at 3 in the morning

  • Wow calm down

  • :watchout:

  • i eat cereal....without any milk

  • :swag:

  • :watchout:

  • My bed time is 9 o clock, and last night, I didn't go to bed until 9:02 !

  • BEST VIDEO EVER

  • memes para youtube

    :megusta:

  • :watchout:

  • @TheZagura :megusta:

  • 60 pgs homework. *sparknotes*

  • jajajajajjajajajajajajajajajaj­jajajajajajajajajajajajjajjaja­jajajajajajajajaja q wena carajo! es el mejor meme!!

  • disliked the video just so they can be the small amount of people that disliked a good video

  • He just read the first sentence in the Bible!

  • @Leon612 lmao good comment

  • @Leon612 LOL! nice one mate, tea through nose moment!

  • eat cereal without milk.

  • I triple bag my shopping.

  • I steal the whole box of Nutella on supermarket!

  • we got 6 badasses over here

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  • Then he turned 26

  • I do simply walk into Mordor.

  • I litter and don't even check to see if anyone's looking.

  • I do math problems in history class.

  • i liked star wars episode one!

  • i eat salad.....with a spoon

  • I watched snakes on a plane. two times in a row.

  • Guys, something tells me that we're dealing with a badass over here.

  • I jaywalk in front of the cops

  • 9gag is for 12 year old faggots.

  • @W3CFilms

    Watch out, we got a badass over here.