Late at night, when everyone is sound asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then I submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine that I'm a meatball.
@AniIAIinA He is referencing the interview this expression was taking from. Neil was talking about all the amazing things Isaac Newton achieved (invention of calculus, theory of universal gravitation, development of the laws of motion, expose on the nature of light) and he capped it off by saying "and then he turned 26". This shows us how quickly newton made his astounding discoveries, which made them all the more impressive. For comparison, Im in my 20s, and im pretty much a bum XD
I paused this clip to leave the room, coming back I hit my arm on the table edge and started bleeding. I didn't even put a band aid on it. *True Story*
I once partied until 9 in the evening. Plus, I drank soda with caffeine in it. Get at me.
Drummerboy554466 1 hour ago
Once I threw a pinecone at a tree.
willuberpants 2 hours ago
One time at this party I shit in the tank and not the bowl.
129muk 3 hours ago
One time, when nobody was around, I treated a stop sign as though it was a yield sign..
aPpLeJuIcE37RainLucy 3 hours ago
You know that tag at the end of your mattress?
I tore it off.
PalladiumCupcakes 4 hours ago
@PalladiumCupcakes Careful going around pulling tags off mattresses. You could end up with bedbugs.
Napaeozapus 3 hours ago
wtf are top comments talking about i didn't get it!!?!?!?
m0onsh1ne1 8 hours ago
@m0onsh1ne1 they are talking about BAD ASS things they have done lol
NickjaBoysInc 1 hour ago
Watch out, we got a badass over here!
TerrariaLetsPlays 10 hours ago
I pressed all the buttons in an elevator before getting out.
abola2121 19 hours ago
I went to walmart
AniIAIinA 20 hours ago
I experimented with peeing whilst sneezing in the 90's... I wouldn't advise it!
xlhotlx 21 hours ago
Ok, this was goofy. But it's ok, it was NdGT.
VideoMenu 1 day ago
Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of the most badass human beings who ever lived!!
JesusSucksCamelAss 1 day ago
they skipped 0:04
watch out we got a bad ass over here!!
emojiji 1 day ago
:watchout:
YeCkX 1 day ago 2
I don't flush when my piss is crystal clear.
didyourmomlolz 1 day ago 4
@didyourmomlolz I actually really do that...WE ARE BADASS.
kevinmarquez19 1 day ago
Fucking newfags -.-
UndefinedZgamez 1 day ago
when i see a stopsign i slow down alot but don't really stop!
psychopathtoine 1 day ago
@psychopathtoine Watch out! We go a badass over here!
chrissy02332 1 day ago
And thus the meme was born.
Mario10053 1 day ago
I never eat my vegetables when mom tells me to. Where is your god now?
CrazyLink100 1 day ago
I never leave a message after the beep
fighter20brawler10 2 days ago
I ran through a crowd of black people, while holding a bucket of KFC and some grape soda >:D
HockeyFan5706 2 days ago
i drank milk that was 3 days expired :D
Janbiekens1 2 days ago
I walk in to walmart fru the EXIT door, kunts!
WakaFlockaSingh 2 days ago
I remove my flashdrive without ejecting it safely.
abtsadiemaekole 2 days ago 12
I ripped the tag off of my mattress >:D
SonyFilms101 3 days ago
Ever run a mile? Thought not. My dad has
agentm31 3 days ago
I tear my ketchup packets NOT on the side that says 'tear here', OOOO I AM THE MOST BADASS MOTHER FUCKER ON EARTH!
ViperRob42 3 days ago
I took Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris to a bar last night to get them hammered. THEN I started talking sh*t to them.
AdamG1983 3 days ago
Yesterday... I bought my own snacks to the movies.
bren97122 3 days ago
My friends order water, I order water with ice.
Braniacguy123456789 4 days ago
i miss pissing on the toilet
micrill50 4 days ago
I never untie my shoes.
megadanzilla 4 days ago
I left the cap of the toothpaste when I was told not to.
ctf117 4 days ago
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Late at night, when everyone is sound asleep, I fill my bathtub with marinara sauce. Then I submerge myself completely in the sauce, and imagine that I'm a meatball.
BuffaloTPU 4 days ago
I whack a policeman
USArmySupremeGeneral 4 days ago
I played mw3 instead of going to school
BronzeEagle321 4 days ago 2
One time ... My socks didn't match
TheKillerNose 4 days ago
I Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar.
JJ151894 5 days ago
Stayed up till 10:00 when my bedtime is 9:30
Articwolf527 5 days ago
Im cleaning my AK to this.
Sukz0r 5 days ago
Chuck Norris runs for his life when Neil deGrasse Tyson shows up.
mikefromwa 5 days ago
I pretended to be sick so i didnt have to do a test.
tyronisen1 5 days ago
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RedSpiderZero 5 days ago
You know how Disney always said to ask your parents before going to their website?
I never asked my parents...
GodCory 5 days ago 24
@GodCory Careful now.. Its a small step from that to crack cocaine.
820423 4 hours ago
I remove my ipod while it's syncing.
xdaniellequisengx 5 days ago
i once opend a box in the other end of were it says "open here"
Vakrian 5 days ago 4
I created the innernernet... Using a banana, a cork screw, and a copy of the first season of MLP:FiM
redgator12 5 days ago
I'm wearing a hello kitty necklace...and im a guy
dlf619 5 days ago
@dlf619 hahah! thats awsome!
MsSmosher123 4 days ago
@ed1222 I got here from fluttershy sayong to stay out of her shed
Lawfish66 5 days ago
I left home today WITHOUT making my bed.
africandude1 5 days ago
I didn't do my homework.
nigawithcoolness123 6 days ago
Not to brag guys but I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, and I didn't even talk for 15 minutes.
whiteboardeconomist 6 days ago
@whiteboardeconomist props to that...
MsSmosher123 4 days ago
I didn't clean up after my dog.
amillionminutes 6 days ago
i hacked my schools internett grade card and changed all the grades to top grades....
bosniancevap 6 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
keep tapping 5 for that magic shot :d
SaintZ42 6 days ago
I jumped four inches today..
mekkilmikkelmekkil 6 days ago
I beat my dog
sigilofbolias 6 days ago
what does he do any way...?
mex55 6 days ago
@mex55 HAHAHA!
tylerjamesstephens 6 days ago
THEN HE TURNED 26
BlameAuntJemima 6 days ago 30
@BlameAuntJemima what does that mean?
AniIAIinA 20 hours ago
@AniIAIinA He is referencing the interview this expression was taking from. Neil was talking about all the amazing things Isaac Newton achieved (invention of calculus, theory of universal gravitation, development of the laws of motion, expose on the nature of light) and he capped it off by saying "and then he turned 26". This shows us how quickly newton made his astounding discoveries, which made them all the more impressive. For comparison, Im in my 20s, and im pretty much a bum XD
wittenberg5 18 hours ago
i just read through every comment on this video instead of reading my book for english class...
MsSmosher123 1 week ago 4
babababababbabababbababa
siegeh25 1 week ago
when chemists die,
we barium.
XKDUBSTEP 1 week ago 22
I flipped of a pizza hut security camera :D
vermillofam 1 week ago
I paused this clip to leave the room, coming back I hit my arm on the table edge and started bleeding. I didn't even put a band aid on it. *True Story*
KaleeCali 1 week ago
I watched a movie! with no snacks!
DopeyDude207 1 week ago
I went into Fluttershy's shed and come out alive.
SonOfTheNorthe 1 week ago
I turn off my ps3 while it's saving. WHAT NOW BITCHES??!! -:D
Protpallyplaya27 1 week ago 87
@Protpallyplaya27 first world anarchy...
Siska0Robert 4 days ago
@Protpallyplaya27 HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
MrUnlimitedRange 3 days ago
@Protpallyplaya27 Your data is corrupt? UMAD?
rs3andfsu 2 days ago
@Protpallyplaya27 I turned off Chuck Norris' ps3 wile saving O:
rs3andfsu 2 days ago
@Protpallyplaya27 Your Ps3 Will Corrupt And You WIll Have To Buy Another one :p
SuperCLUBPENGUINBOY 2 days ago
@Protpallyplaya27 Watch out we got a badass over here
AZtvification 2 days ago
@Protpallyplaya27 That's just....dumb.
Sean554 1 day ago
I usually speed through about 10 stop signs because I'm always running late for work.
AdamG1983 1 week ago
This Video is actually pretty badass
Crayer 1 week ago
14 dislikes... Watch out, we got 14 badasses over here!
Gezorr 1 week ago 62
@Gezorr woah! now we have 19!
ferbfan12 2 days ago
I drank straight out if the milk carton this morning.
wolvesrwhite 1 week ago
I was running while my shoes were untied.
machonacho98 1 week ago
I watched this video at max volume!
SammEater 1 week ago 8
@jakefifa you aint a badass then, being a badass would be NOT putting on a bandaid...
MsSmosher123 1 week ago
@kpappletech woah, we're dealing with a badass over here!
MsSmosher123 1 week ago
i just cooked... but walked away from the stove.... while it was on
newbmcfrag 1 week ago
I fell down and started bleeding, and I put bandaids myself..
jakefifa 1 week ago
I put a glass bottle in the 'food waste' bin at Whole Foods.
kpappletech 1 week ago
I only slept for 5 hours last night...
Gezorr 1 week ago
@Gezorr same here. *watch out we got two badasses over here.
MsSmosher123 1 week ago
I just stubbed my toe and I only cried for 15 minutes
RectalDiscourse 1 week ago
@gertjaarsy Watch out we got a badass over here
micrill50 1 week ago
I got here from a pony wearing hats.
ed1222 1 week ago 54
@ed1222
Same here!
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SalaComMander 1 week ago
@SalaComMander Make that three (\
LaunchMinecraft 1 week ago
@LaunchMinecraft four now *[\
Saramorix 1 week ago
@Saramorix
Five now :D (\
MisterHaxor911 6 days ago
@ed1222 me too lol
Dogispro 5 days ago
i used to drive cars till i took an arrow to the knee, now i ride bikes.
cuvkiller 1 week ago
@epicmarshmellowz
must it be that obvious?
watch out we got a badass over here!
PenguinGang1 1 week ago
@Fallout3FatCat CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, you know what to do!
UitslaperOnRS 1 week ago
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UitslaperOnRS 1 week ago
I logged off my laptop without closing skype.
hungryhungrymetroid 1 week ago
I unplug my USB without safely ejecting it
gertjaarsy 1 week ago 8
I leave the water running when I brush my teeth.
Username4Youtub 1 week ago 3
My expression whenever I attend any of his lectures.
QuinceyQuick 1 week ago
if he runs for prez i know who ima vote for. jk
epicmarshmellowz 1 week ago
watch out the 4th second is not here
sdqfqdfqsfqfs 1 week ago 2
Does he ever actually say that? or..... :L
NicoleLovesSlash15 1 week ago
hey, guess what, your gay!
PenguinGang1 1 week ago
@PenguinGang1 TROLL!
epicmarshmellowz 1 week ago
The 8 people who disliked this probably see this expression, or some variation of it, on a daily basis.
donXpiano 1 week ago
"My nail-polish dries faster like this!"
GreenDistantStar 1 week ago 2
me gusta!
DripinYelaMadnz 1 week ago
i ran in the hallway
Haro13337 1 week ago
RIP 4th second..
james7694 1 week ago 4
Why is it on every video of this I see there's no sound?! On the 8 second video, there's no sound till the "THEN he turned 26" statement. :?
ScottyPrestonJ 1 week ago
@ScottyPrestonJ he doesnt say anything until "then he turned 26"
detahdomo 1 week ago
who the hell came up with this meme?
b74k3 2 weeks ago
i didn't use my turn signal while driving yesterday 8)
BrownieTimePictures 2 weeks ago 4
I put extra salt on my pasta.
zebrra3 2 weeks ago 3
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3azef93 2 weeks ago 3
@3azef93 HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT ? X(
dragosh3003 2 weeks ago
I ate a bowl of nails this morning! Without any milk...
Skittles0whoa 2 weeks ago 131
@Skittles0whoa you sir are Badass
yuud4i 1 week ago
@Skittles0whoa
Watch out, we got a badass here!
bobthbuilder3 1 week ago
@Skittles0whoa Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.
USArmySupremeGeneral 1 week ago
@USArmySupremeGeneral <==== WATCH OUT WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE!
BuffaloTPU 1 week ago
@Skittles0whoa pussy! i could open up a ketchup bottle..with my bare hands
imation879 6 days ago
@imation879 Sure, you sure you don't need some hot water with that?
Skittles0whoa 6 days ago
I love this thing. You can send it to almost anyone who gets on your nerves, and they stop.
LimeTheTwelfth 2 weeks ago
@LimeTheTwelfth SWEEEEEEEEET...
AeroClaw00 2 weeks ago
That's called the "Can't touch this" gesture. He earned it.
Mikelovision 2 weeks ago
Watch out we gotta badass over here
WTFMAN529 2 weeks ago
I throw pine cones and don't admit it...
21stgear 2 weeks ago
I'm posting this at 3 in the morning
EmoticonMayhem 2 weeks ago 2
Wow calm down
Funkymonkey397 2 weeks ago
:watchout:
Xmak50 2 weeks ago
i eat cereal....without any milk
5757Gamer 2 weeks ago
:swag:
GAGFEST2000 2 weeks ago
:watchout:
Glonteria 2 weeks ago
My bed time is 9 o clock, and last night, I didn't go to bed until 9:02 !
Xgen20o4fan 2 weeks ago
BEST VIDEO EVER
129muk 2 weeks ago
memes para youtube
:megusta:
Guill0rtiz 2 weeks ago
:watchout:
TheZagura 2 weeks ago
@TheZagura :megusta:
Guill0rtiz 2 weeks ago
60 pgs homework. *sparknotes*
PaDoCoKeFo 2 weeks ago
jajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajjajjajajajajajajajajajaja q wena carajo! es el mejor meme!!
lamostra 2 weeks ago
disliked the video just so they can be the small amount of people that disliked a good video
lookimstoopid 2 weeks ago
He just read the first sentence in the Bible!
Leon612 2 weeks ago 139
@Leon612 lmao good comment
hellasow 2 weeks ago
@Leon612 LOL! nice one mate, tea through nose moment!
Rockster969 1 week ago
eat cereal without milk.
MrCatarang 3 weeks ago
I triple bag my shopping.
TheJoelKB 3 weeks ago
I steal the whole box of Nutella on supermarket!
MrDevilzman666 3 weeks ago
we got 6 badasses over here
6rasta6bhoy6 3 weeks ago
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animefanatic10001 3 weeks ago
Then he turned 26
DoctorTrey1 3 weeks ago 5
I do simply walk into Mordor.
ElBastardo3000 3 weeks ago
I litter and don't even check to see if anyone's looking.
thejjbee 3 weeks ago 2
I do math problems in history class.
MrGamingOtaku 3 weeks ago
i liked star wars episode one!
MakayMurray 3 weeks ago
i eat salad.....with a spoon
Lanzaniandevil 3 weeks ago
I watched snakes on a plane. two times in a row.
bigcheesy95 3 weeks ago
Guys, something tells me that we're dealing with a badass over here.
AmericanAirlinesRule 3 weeks ago
I jaywalk in front of the cops
hafizulhariz 3 weeks ago
9gag is for 12 year old faggots.
W3CFilms 3 weeks ago
@W3CFilms
Watch out, we got a badass over here.
glendoi 3 weeks ago