Portal 2: Funny Extra Video HD

[sonic2899000]

Man, Chell is EPIC with those boots on!

[guitarherolegend55]

lol i love JK Simmons

[Takadaroba]

did u know p-body is a girl? or ment to be robot wise...

[ForestHoward]

aww a baby

[MangaEngel]

Who cares about babysitters?

Just buy a original Aperture turret.

It acts as babysitter, house protector, night light and can also keep your childs permanantly silent to not disturb the neighbors.

Let's not even talk about the great success of preventing unallowed teenage partys at home or never getting unwanted visits from salesmen and religious fanatics again.

Apterure

P.S.

Remote Control in progress. We're not responsibel for noises, injurys or deaths involving the original Aperture turret.

[Thetruthmaker]

Hehe transcribe audio. 1:35 "temecula extensive five, palestine homes, den to supply and demand" xD

[lucienebcytrangulo]

the bots is a one sentry end one core

[Yutakichan]

"The things that matters most"?

I love that there isn't even a baby in that crib xDD

[Greennaxx123]

"... 65% more bullet... PER bullet..."

[GreatNegus]

The Turrets are strangely adorable...in a weird way that can only be achieved by Valve....

[TheBetterGamer]

Wait, why is there a "Pre-order now!" sign in an already bought game? o_O

[Supremeblacken]

@TheBetterGamer It was used by Steam to promote this game and they decided just to add these in the game. That's why :)

[PhoenixBloodKing]

@TheBetterGamer

Yar Har.

[MattySackThing]

:O you cant place portals on that surface at 1:27 :O

[ThePieMaster219]

4:12 The pink turret is camera shy...

[TheSoulSilv3r]

They swept the human and helped the portal device

[MultiNin10doh]

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[FreeTheSticks]

4;10

"I'm different" D'awwww

[mrmovieguy1000]

The full bullet - that's 65% more bullet!

[Stetsonp1]

What if the baby gets out of bed

[DARKWAFFL]

JUST TRY TO GET CLOSE TO THAT BABY.. YOUR FUNERAL LOL

[DragonQueenOfTheDead]

Me(as P-body) and my brother(as Atlas) played this and when I crushed him with a giant box from 1:19 and got points for it we ended up killing each other to see if we got more XD

[ShadowBlast19]

Now look at this at 2:37

[1324LMAO]

3:19 rape

[Shinzon23]

If you look closely at the portal gun blue prints, it has "Two Miniature German Stick Grenades" in it... and the advice on how to restart the generator in the gun is to throw one into the gun. Lolz

[iCanEatRainbows]

i-is that chell? at 5:12 :O

[Sonoko29]

@iCanEatRainbows Looks like it! Pretty fricking impressive, me thinks.

[iCanEatRainbows]

@Sonoko29 xD i got kinda creeped out when i saw that!

[PPayLinter]

Chell from hell XD

[terrariacockcucker]

did johnson say "gabe took care of it" in the boots presentation

[micuucim]

chell has some epic moves!!

[OathxUnder]

turrets are red

atlas is blue

the cake is a lie

and lemons wont do

[Ryan86me]

@OathxUnder but lemons WILL do!

[panini1129]

i want a non killing turret and human glados

[MisterFiasco]

@panini1129 non killing turret = prometheus turret and the turret chorus.

human glados = off slaying the jabberwocky and saving narnia from the killer snipes.

[SankeEngelskrieger]

Damn I would kill for those boots... and a portal gun... a turret :D

[Samonjee]

Portals are orange

Portals are blue

[Samonjee]

That is a crusher

We sell them too.

[NaMi8804]

Does anyone else think it'd be awesome to have that pair of boots?

[blaisy4evr]

5:13 CHELL!!! :D

[jozsefkoma]

The desert is different!

[WSLMinecraft]

I shuddered when I heard her say "Don't dissapoint me. Or I'll make you wish you could die."

[SpeedyCXLIX]

The comedy in Portal is more black than the Necris themselves.

[TheAir007]

portal is the funniest game I played in my life!!

[EpicVideoViewer]

Chuck Norris / the square root of GlaDOS + Wheatley X Curiosity core = Chell.

Now thats a equation that even Einstein AND The Hawking guy couldn't solve. their brains exploded when they found it on the floor of their time machine.

[Samonjee]

@EpicVideoViewer Lolwut?

[Mechatar0]

wait why does atlas and p-body blink they are robots

[Mechatar0]

those panels look very safe

[Thesarahbella1]

I bet in portal 2 the reason everyone is dead cause the turrents killed them

[sonerec725]

@Thesarahbella1 no gladose pumped them chock full of nureo toxin... and every one died the end

[sistyblue111]

boots= Chuck Norris

[yoyolucas1]

im different

[vadimmarcu10]

Where i can buy a turret?

[mrluigi13426]

how, that mustve been alot of coffee she drank to do those stunts.

XD

[Squkidude05]

press 4 for 'Humans cannot be trust,' and 6 for Atlas pwnage

[JillSandwichXD]

Any money someone out there already made a yaoi fanfiction/Drawing of Atlas and P-body

...

They would indeed be an awesome gay couple though.

Damn it.

[TheDesuComplex]

@JillSandwichXD P-Body is designed to have feminine traits and Atlas with male traits- so it'd be straight.

[angall3]

wait...so, Chell was around during Cave Johnson's time...hm...

[ThePieMaster219]

Cave Johnson can convince me to buy water in a middle of a lake.

[EmeraldKonoha]

i want those boots

[tehSPACECORE]

@EmeraldKonoha Hell yes.

[TheSonichelper]

roses are brown

violets are brown

OK, who the fuck keeps shitting in my garden!?

[sjorsenlapje]

@TheSonichelper me XD I'm just joking LOL

[IceGuadian]

@TheSonichelper i see the same stuf but thats maybe because i stick my head n my toilet

[GavinMF77]

@TheSonichelper I kept reading this comment and i was laughing my ass out

[lolomgwtgdaryquenbbq]

@TheSonichelper you sir, have just made my day

[Darkgon101]

1:27 IMPOSSIBEL

[therandomtendencies]

@Darkgon101 no... and learn how to spell

[Darkgon101]

@therandomtendencies dude, that was an accident, plus, look carefully at where the portal is placed.

[therandomtendencies]

@Darkgon101 sorry i was in rage mode then

[Darkgon101]

@therandomtendencies  thats ok man :D

[spudgun181]

me want a turrent :D but theres no such thing :[ but a sciencetest can do it :DDDDDDDDDDD

[zeplon10]

@spudgun181 yeah if they accelerate the bullet not explode the shell of it. :)

[ziggoverzaggs]

those r some cool boots o.o

[CityofButterfly]

How do we get so many bullets in em? Like this! *drops all bullets right into it*

[namilein100]

i am different :D

[atan0k]

I'm eating a banana.

[craterblast]

@atan0k amazing

[miuchizhq]

3:27 those are crushers we sell them to. lol

[tandaricasimona]

FOR THOSE WHO DISLIKED!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have five fingers

The middle one is for you!

[craterblast]

anyone notice the cradle is empty? so what's the turret supposed to be protecting?

[yehoshua2123]

@craterblast The cradle, those things are expensive.

[PRSAlpha]

Why do the Emancipation Grilles look different here than in the game

[Ancient078978]

At the end of the co-op I thought me and the other person were gonna do the real purpose but you dont do it :CCCCCC )))))): DDDDD:

[stealthydoorknob]

chell is A BOSS

[holyshat22]

hits button* *ROBAT SMASHES** OH WHYYYY WHYYY HIM!!! YOU MOTHER FUY- um...im right here...hots button* :D-D: WHYYYYY

[owenator1111]

that gave us an extra 6 seconds of cooperation

[skagui1]

is it just me or glados' voice is lower then portal 1 or is it just glados in portal 1 has a choppy voice

[NakedLeafProductions]

@skagui1 After Portal 1, you destroyed her cores with made her voice choppy and in the fight with galdos you notices that her voice gets more human like,

in portal 2 her voice is straight after the fight...

[skagui1]

its so funny that im downloading portal 2 as im watchin this

[TheZangoose1]

3 people were pushed down a fire pit by 93 people

[Flankoful]

why can they place portals on Brown spots?

[XxInuMaruXxIceXx]

Pbody always looks so nervous XD

[omglollookitsmeh]

I want those boots! GRRRRRR

[DoomehMuffins]

1:26 How did they put a portal there!?!?!

[SnowLadyForever]

If people didn't judge others based on their clothing, I would wear those boots daily.

[RefferenceXBeats]

5:21 Good work, boobs.

[iamnotamouseok]

3:59 made me laugh until i cried.

and now i have dog hair on my keyboard...

[iamnotamouseok]

1:11 i heard him gasp slightly when he turned around.

[Hoffman536]

3:25

Weathley: That is NOT a crusher. That's a Mashy Spike Plate!

[absboodoo]

Good Jobs robots XD

[Jackassportugal046]

5:24 HER KNEE!! GOD DAMMIT!

[SrgtMajDoucheBag]

"We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet."

Cave Johnson is hilarious

[GeneralDestructo]

"Good night!"

[EmaFan1]

dear santa..

[Gatorgirl4521]

Atlas and P-Body= The cutest couple of 2011. ♥

[DoctorReflux]

Ahh...these were good times. It's not even been like a year and I'm starting to feel nostalgic to this game.

[TheBlondeBruns]

The opink turrent was camera shy :D

[prestonjr110]

Cave Johnson here, and our engineers here at Aperture Science have made it possible for you to read this in my voice.

[TheWierdo67]

0:50

I wanna be Atlas right there!

[darkore450]

well the first is

[darkore450]

why are the doors old?

[Ddayboy1944]

ill take a pair of those boots

[MikuIzumi]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

That is a crusher

And we sell them too

Free A+ poem for school kids :D

[pudding247]

@MikuIzumi roses are grey violets are grey; im am a dog

[nelsonr12]

@MikuIzumi

Lazers are red

Atlas is blue

[ZeroXtutoriales]

@MikuIzumi

Roses are Gray

Violets are gray.... FUCK IM A DOG!

Roses are brown

violets are brown..... WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT IN MI GARDEN!!!

[CamBen24]

@MikuIzumi what you mean is:

portals are orange

portals are blue

that is a crusher

we sell them too.

I just thought that would be funny too add.

[TheSisisspore]

@CamBen24 lol

[SHADOWCLONE177]

That's not a panel its a crusher... we sell them too

[monkeyfarmer1138]

2:18 I wonder what Aperture hoped to learn from the Unilateral Force-Induced Isokinetic Breakfast Trials. How long does it take for robots to screw up your breakfast?  I like how P-Body has a pancake on her head. That always makes me smile.

[TMSTitain117]

Howdo you get the rest of the videos in the game? I only have meet the bots and GLaDOS wakes.

[CarlosIsDown]

When you make those checks out to cash, to you write in the "Pay to the order of" and put "cash" there?

[TMSTitain117]

FOr vids in the game I have the bots and GLaDOS waking up. how did you get more?

[paganini799]

Chell > Chuck Norris 

[filipenetorocks]

@paganini799 Chell> Chuck norris in form of a girl.

[supergirl9ish]

pause at 4:13 and you see the lemon hater ( cave johnson)

[supergirl9ish]

but cave is human so we cant trust him so we just trust lemons?

[Feeluck]

6 extra seconds of cooperation :D

[creaturefromdarza10]

3:53 How do we get so much bullets in them? XD

[gamer46578]

@creaturefromdarza10 64% more bullets per bullet XD

[LordMew]

"That it's not a panel, that's a crusher... we sell them too"

[ArmyAng3l]

4:09 " I'm different.. "

xD 

[MyStrawberryCookie]

I want a turrent for my home now :D

[areyn25]

i heard the oracle turret say “I'm different” listen where it shows the turret designs

[Dimentio36]

@areyn25 everybody did.

[1RULER11]

2:19

[89BlackGatomon]

I love this extras ;3 Thx for showing it ;D

[pboady626]

@MrRubixscube the gun is on the right and my timing was off and its kinda in the middle



[Dkibble101]

pause at 4:13 to see supposedly Cave Johnson's face

[meganseavey]

@Dkibble101 thats not cave...

[jeremy22702]

How much is a crusher? I want one of them.

[Chettat]

4:42 Now you can make your own portal device with this blueprints :D

[SonicAngel23]

Good job boots! :D

[Agentrockluxury3]

That's not a panel...

That's a crusher... we sell those too...

[pboady626]

anybody else notice the flying portal gun at 1:17

[MrRubixscube]

@pboady626

where?

[nobodyelse211]

That is not a panel... but a crusher... we sell them too...

[94HellGate]

65% more bullet per bullet XD

[Fearoq]

he became president and with that money he created this company!!!!!!!!

[TheGrandTheftshit]

Those boots look sexy .

[rubiethefiredragon]

@TheGrandTheftShit Daaaamn straight.

[dadd999]

awww he forgot to mention the nuropoison...

[licota11]

4:08 I'M DIFFERENT LOLOLOL

[animalgurl5]

It's not a crusher, it's a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!

[kckinsmcg]

The ONLY way to hear Cave Johnson is in HD.

[TheJeffSavage]

That is NOT a panel, that's a crusher. We sell those too.

[samthelegoman1]

lol why would she put them through this crap

[SuperBilly54321]

they gave an extra 6 seconds of cooperation!

[2000LFS]

2:20 , thats P-Body and Atlas

[Aladeiadora225]

5:09 Chell is a bamf.

[ToxicDragoon]

I'm diffrent

[1168rack]

did p-body shoot a portal in steel?

[fizart1]

0:41 MISTAKE portal that Atlas shoots opens before the other portal is fired! God i'm a bloody genius wait a sec need to get some lemonade

[JDahlHD]

@fizart1 you sir failed. Notice how the portal changes when atlas shoots the second one. He allready have one out

[invencible33]

LOL empathy generators/empathy suppressor (turrets)

[MatsurikaXIII]

"Don't dissapoint me...or I'll make you wish you could die."

That's exactly why I love GLaDOS so much.

[TheSimsMusicCo]

@MatsurikaXIII Agreeeeed.

[soapmactavish44]

5:09 is just how awesome chell is....

[crystalchell143]

@soapmactavish44 HELL YEAH!!!! XD

[ziomallex1]

@soapmactavish44 and sexy