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  • Obviously 26 people are dogs...barking.

  • @11eadskkk lol. nah, theyre cat people

  • "HEY.HEY.HEY.HEY." "hey you alright man?" "HEY!HEY!HEY!HEYHEHEY! IM YOUR NIEGHBOR!" lol

  • because of him I yell "HEY" at dogs whenever they bark lol

  • BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

    The hell's the matter with ya?

    Well, ah'm a dog.

  • dammit this guy made my lips crack.

  • When this video was over, I went outside, and started yelling "HEY!! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!! Unbelieveably my dad joined me. Turns out he watched this video too xD

  • i almost got in trouble from laughing so hard.....

  • Ok! I almost died from laughing at this... XD

  • why don't I just bark it up for nor reason what so ever?!?!

  • "What the hell's the matter with you??!"

    "I don't know.." xD

  • now 23 people have no sense of humor!!!!!:0

  • now 23 people have no sense of humor!!!!! :o

  • You can tell some people are too easily amused because you can hear a bunch of laughter even after stuff that wasn't supposed to be funny.

  • My.................Appendix...­

  • 21 people have no sense of humor

  • @TeamSleep I don't believe having "no sense of humor" is possible unless one isn't living. It is, however, possible that 21 people don't have a sense of humor that is similar to yours. And it makes you the douchebag for expecting everyone to.

  • @KingDavidANC Oh, wow, you really got him good, man. You just came in and dropped some knowledge on him like 'POW!' and I was all like, 'OOOOH, BURN!' cause it was so true and everything, and you were makin fun of him and stuff.

    And then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @matrixphijr I used to laugh at this comment. But then I took an arrow TO YOUR HEART.

  • @matrixphijr Reasonable interpretation of the situation.

  • @KingDavidANC Dude. you have no sense of humor

  • 1:12 is the funniest!!

  • i would do that.....thats wats sad lol.....i love this guy!

  • Anyone see the Malcolm in the Middle where Reese thinks he's a dog, and when the mailman comes to the door he yells, "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" like he's barking?

    Almost exactly like this. haha

  • all of his jokes t's happened to someone!!! I went to go see him September 2nd 2011~~~ AWESOME

  • ha

  • XD this is soooo funny!!XD

  • HEEEYYY HEY HEY HEY! HEEEY HEY! hahaha

  • Oh shit He is the most funniest man on Earth !

  • most dogs bark mine doesnt know how to bark

  • the beginning is genius!!!!!!!

  • "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY.....HEY HEY!! HEY!

  • Bark Bark Bark bark bark bark bark bark!!!!

    What the hell's the matter with you??!!!

    Oh, it's my dog..

  • Ill just be the first to admit that i would probably do that if the idea ever came to me lol

  • my dog doesnt know how to sshut up

  • you think dogs bark at bs, but they do actually know whats going on. but its fucking annoying...WORLD STOP TURNING

  • My daughter just pleaded with me to go to the neighbor's house, because their dog was just saying, "hey hey hey...." ad infinitum! Sigh. I said that she is an adult now and go there yourself if it bothers you.

  • hahahaha :)

  • lol his bark had me dying on the floor

  • So funny

  • HEYHEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY..HAHAHAHHAH

  • The Ironic thing is that probably somewhere in my neighborhood somebody would actually do that!!!

  • Nobody enjoys hearing a hearing a dog barking for no apparent reason - but there's always a reason...

  • 18 people are squirrels.

  • I'm in shock! My dog was barking at my brother and I while we were eating at the dinner table. As a joke I said "Imagine if he was some dude just in here yelling at us like this. Like HEY!"

    No lie. What an honour to think on the same lines as this great man. xD

  • Brian yelling HEY! Is my new ringtone

  • @theyootubepoopfan Haha. If it is, has it ever ringed, and you thought someone was yelling at you?

  • why did it play justin beiber?

  • "Heeey! Heeeeeeey! Heey hey hey heeeeeeeeeey!" XDDD

  • 0:33 theres a witch

  • Hahhahaha! Hayy hay hay hay hay!

  • My neighbor's dogs bark because I take out the trash at 3 am. Just like I'm about to do now...

  • funniest thing on youtube.

  • "What the hell's the matter with you?!"

    "Imma dawg."

  • Hey! Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey!!!!

  • *Loud Barking*

    What the hell is wrong with you

    I saw a squirrel

  • 1:42 1:58 lol 

  • i was waching this video and i now no that my dog is sitting wright next to me

  • @000MrAnderson - Brian Regan was doing this bit a long time ago. I think he predates the Far Side on this one.

  • 14 people are cats or sticks.

  • Holy shit I didn't know this guy was that good. I couldn't even see him telling the joke but I was in a fit

  • Slow start, but by the end, I was laughing so hard that I stopped making noise. I just kinda.. convulsed.. then I needed my asthma inhaler! THANKS A LOT! XD Yay for funny people. :)

  • o my goodness hes sooooo funny i love it!!!!

  • Hey Hey Hey Hey LOL

  • Stolen from the Far Side

  • @000MrAnderson - Regan has about 400 original bits. What are you the comedy police? To accuse him of "stealing" is a serious offense. Regan is an original and you just come off as sounding bitter. He may have inadvertently brushed up against a farside premise. But Brian Regan's originality is fully documented and totally in tact. If you ever start selling out theaters around the country please let us know. Your petty slandering of him really stands out like a sore thumb.

  • @000MrAnderson - Regan has about 400 original bits. What are you the comedy police? To accuse him of "stealing" is a serious offense. Regan is an original and you just come off as sounding bitter. He may have inadvertently brushed up against a farside premise. But Brian Regan's originality is fully documented and totally in tact. If you ever start selling out theaters around the country please let us know. Your petty slandering of him really stands out like a sore thumb.

  • IM STILL LAUGHING!

    heeeeey.... you member when we was chasin that cat?

    yeeeeea....

    you got it confused with a stick!

    yeeeeea...

    I was just thinkin bout that

    yeeeeea...

    that was fun

    yeeeeea....

  • Hey....i'ts nice and quiet...why don't I bark it up for no reason whatsoever? xDxDxD

  • heyy hey hey hey hey hey hey !!!!

  • lololol

  • He sounded a bit like Jerry Seinfield when he said, "what the hell's the matter with ya?" 1:25 Lol.

  • dogs dont howl at the moon. they're communicating.

  • i have a beagle why do they howl at the moon what does he converse with the moon

  • Soooooooooooooooooooooooo Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

  • hahahahaahaha

  • This guy is amazing

  • HEY..... HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!!....... Hey you alright man? HEY HEY HEY!!!!

  • @ECDOCD omg best part EVER!!

  • Couldn't breath I had to pause it so I wouldn't sufficate

  • What the hell is the matter with ya?

    Well Ima dog. Im barking.

  • DAMN!!! I Was Like Laghing So Hard I Couldent Breath xD xD xD xD

  • this is the only thing so far that's made me chuckle about his standup.

  • OMG LMAO!!!

  • i wish i could see his facial expressions. that is half his act

  • @solidusreaper totally agree lol still funny tho

  • Brian's bark made my dog start barking too...haha

  • @crazyTKDskwerl Now that dog has a terrific sense of humor..

  • @RedzDevilz just like mules LOL

  • this reminds me of my boston terier sassy she will just sit in the living room barking at the wall for no reason

  • oh my gosh! i replayed this video like 15 times and it was funny every time!!! i love Brian Regan!!!!

  • I love his "dopey" voice. It makes his jokes so much funnier. "Yeaaahh".

  • i've got the cd lol

  • Ah...THIS is the CD I have... Freaking hilarious!!!!!! The conversation between the dogs is a scream!

  • @Vittoria10538 IK!!! that's why he's so good! he can be funny and not offend or make disgusting dirty jokes!

  • Absolutely adore him...unlike most comedians he is funny without cussing or sexual material...skillz

  • BAAHAHAH!!!! its 1 a clock in the morning i bet my neighbors think im a lunatic laughing so loud, this guys amazing!

  • He is so brilliant

  • HAY AHY AHY HAY HAY AHY AHY HAY HAY HAY!

  • Lol! I have te whole thing on mi ipod

  • I love this, but it's a shame the video isn't with it. The faces he makes are the best part!

  • OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Myy tummyy hurtss,, sooo funnyyy!!!!

  • ....My sides hurt.....xD

  • i have the full thing on my ipod!! he is the funniest guy ever!! i also have Jim Gaffigan hes pretty funny!!

  • after he starts barking until the end i cant sit still because i laugh too hard

  • almost every neighborhood has that one dog that excessively barks. in my neighborhood, i have the misfortune of owning THAT dog.

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaa­!!!!

  • WTH's AMMATAH WITH YA???

    ...ima dog....

    HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

    "Hey you alright man?"

    HEYHEYHEYHEY

  • 1:33 to end is pretty funny. That would be pretty weird

  • sounds like there is a witch lauging in the backround

  • I KNOW! Haha! It is true that there is ALWAYS someone in the audience during ANY comedy event that laughs like that, right?

  • @iamreallyloud2014 Now that I think about that, it really does sound like it...

  • @iamreallyloud2014 I thought about that when I watched the video. At exactly 0:34, she sounds EXACTLY like a witch!

  • @iamreallyloud2014 hahhaa wow i never noticed that, that shit is so creepy

  • @iamreallyloud2014 So true! I've seen a bunch of his videos and it always sounds like that! :(

  • i lost it when he said "and then right when you think they're done..." that is so real

  • i did that at 3 in the morning. i started barking and then a bear bottle past me

  • He helps me cough up the Flem building up in my lungs.

  • "HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!"

    "Hey, man u ok?"

    "HEYHEYHEY!!!!"

    I fell off my chair right there

  • True,true,true.

    Though my sister fained o.o

  • i almost pissed my pants XD

  • hey.

    XD

  • hahaha that last bit was righteous!

  • choked on my water listening to this lol

  • "what the hell?" "im a dog"

  • its the voice man

  • Oh my God, I couldn't BREATHE I was laughing so hard!

  • at camp, a cabin of boys saw this and they would go around in a pack yelling HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!

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  • You mean band camp, right?

  • no, bible camp

  • Rofl, nvm.

    You don't get the joke.

  • God he is HILLARIOUS!

  • LOL!LOL!LOL!

  • thats a great picture

  • LOL

  • omg MY DOG DOES THAT!!!!! *tehe*

  • funny

    why doesnt anyone ever comment on vids??? i mean when coments are enabled seriously i saw a vid with 3000 views and i was the first to comment while being the 3000th viewer

  • for me it only says 2637 views >.>

    lol, it's funny how people gave ur comment a thumbs up and then didn't comment xDD

    you have a point btw, lol

  • thx, it does get annoying when no one comments, i know it only says 2720 for me, i meant a different vid that had over 3000 views and i was the first to comment.

    lol you are right, no one left a comment but thumbs upped mine

  • Thumbs up.

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