How to wake up in the morning Part 1

[Osthropek]

the fall of the roman empire

[ohReq0]

do you not know how to tidy up or use a bin instead of throwing cheese in the toliet

[NajacMeraki]

fuck dude, this guy is so awesome hahaha.

[VZMusicz]

your house is messy

[ben100014]

Is this entire channel a joke? Who deliberately lives in a pigsty like that?

[dirgekv2]

What the fuck is this guy? Redneck political commentary while cooking disgusting "food" in an equally as disgusting house? For shame!

[k1tten]

"Hillary Clinton was so excited she went into menopause" ....uh HAHAHA.

[Einhander49]

So this guy's a NEET? Jesus fuck.

[kavewoman1]

when i wake up in the morning i NEVER wash my dishes where i brush my teeth ,or have my home smell like dog doo doo and urine ..watching this really does combine my love of cooking shows with my other love of watching horrders ...thats great

[kevinyankee2]

That's correct. People go for emotions instead of things that make sense.

[chasevan18619]

YOU sir, are the very definition of the word SLOB! (ps. Your a idioit)

[huthcm]

@chasevan18619 Oh the irony. I believe you are looking for the word "you're." In addition, the article "an" is used before a word that starts with a vowel. Also, what is an idioit?

[NodrogTrax]

The [unintelligible] marker at 3:19 is "suffrage, but still universal in a way."

[NodrogTrax]

@NodrogTrax At 4:04 the tracsription reads "rally up the people," but he actually said "rile up the people."

I will get back to you with more if I can.

[ablationer]

@akropiss Québec (French-Canada)

[Hookstra]

"Generally people eat sandwiches for breakfast..."

[septem0101]

I love it when he squishes the "sandwich" flat with the cheese on it and then peels the bread apart again....like....it.just.makes­.sense.

[thugglife]

are you for serial bro?



[Valtyr86]

"sadam and his sons are in valhalla" lulz

[64chris64]

10:36 is the most amazing fucking thing i have ever seen

[MrTjbaja]

you need to stop cooking and talking and clean your house!

[Gundam00Raiser75]

can i make a translation in spanish?

[parthenocarpySA]

@Gundam00Raiser75 Oh my god yes please do!!!

[parthenocarpySA]

@Gundam00Raiser75 If you want I can provide the raw transcript to make it easier for you

[Gundam00Raiser75]

@parthenocarpySA

cool, please send them in a PM, as soon as i can i'll make the translation and upload

[PlatypusGuitar]

all these videos - theyre fucking insane! This guy cant be for real. WTF srsly

[MolecularMoonlight]

10:30 Wait a minute... did he just vomit off camera while trying to open a gatoraide bottle? (Subscribed.) XD

[Rookz]

The noises at 10:38 ripped to fucking shreds...you, sir, are epic.

[LeaDz0r]

Pro tip #1: MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING DUMP ! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER (I DONT MEAN THE TRASH ON THE FLOOR)!!!!

Pro tip #2: CLEAN SHIT UP

Pro tip #3: STOP talking bullshit

Pro tip #4: Get some friends (to help you out with your "dungeon"

Pro tip #5,6,7,8,9 etc.... will cost you money. Especially seeing you got a fucking toilet in the kitchen.

[HelenKellersArmy]

Ca-tag-ories.

[Kontonymous]

Sadam and his sons are in Valhalla. WOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[CaptainFunkPants]

I like that he casually mentions Valhalla.

[MrManperson213]

dam ur house is a mess

[ilackedtheheart]

Add butter to coffee for extra calories. It's ok, you can always poop out the extra calories.

[LeaDz0r]

Pro tip: You are a total idiot. I don't need to add anything else

[Redtheundead]

@LeaDz0r You will never be as great as a chef as Masaokis. Isn't it sad?

[insertclichename]

Shit his water boils fast.

[knuckles31312]

"Why is this water black? It's just tap water, Eh prolly pollution" LMAO

[ghableska]

eh gibbe gibbe

[schumacherenator]

Masaokis once again wows us with his extensive knowledge of political history.

[jakepistheman]

I love his political discussion lol!

[Neurotrash1982]

Here Masaokis uses the contradictory act of making a sammich while defining it as "disgusting" as a means to criticise the self-alienation that is the initiation rite of consumer society. The sweet/salty theorem serves as an allegory for the alienation of antagonism inherent in the political through bipartisan ideology while in one same brilliant ( and redeeming) stroke of the cherrydip tube, the inevitable "taking a bite" is matched with themes of "breaking the bread" in christian communion.

[fegsie91]

@Neurotrash1982 shut the fuck up with your pseudo intellectual bullshit

[jzone2006]

Try using soap to wash dishes...

Lmao at the transcript...

[struggling sounds]

[coughing sounds]

eh gibbe gibbe

[MyDaroga]

*What* is he putting on that sandwich? Cheese I got. Some kind of cherry sauce I got. What in the world is that last substance???

[parthenocarpySA]

@MyDaroga Calories

[MolecularMoonlight]

@MyDaroga Despair. 

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

@MyDaroga I'm going to hazard a VERY wild guess here and say it's guacamole.

[FlyboyPiper]

@MyDaroga Looks like spinach dip....*gag*

[nowais]

I love that Masao's first instinct upon seeing rancid old cheese is immediately tossing it into the toilet.

[PoonBot5K]

take a drink every time masao makes his GIBBY GIBBY noises

3 drinks for every fire

[bartholomewfargo]

It's fun to listen to the little noises he makes, but to see them actually written out as "gibbe gibbe" makes it that much better.

[GT4604]

he's gonna go blind putting contacts in that case

[AnorexicCTurtle]

All the food in the world. There are two types:

-Sugary food

-Salty food

combine thousands of random sugary foods, and it'll be good.

combine thousands of random salty foods, and it'll be good.

But combine the two, and it tastes disgusting.

Essentially, DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!

[jawayetti]

@AnorexicCTurtle Tell that to my Payday candy bar. :)

[Neurotrash1982]

@AnorexicCTurtle hey now... what about all those sweet n sour recipes? I mean really...

Besides, "the best breakfast is disgusting".

[ConcealRise]

Ah, it's breakfast time!

There's blood on the plate from steak

Must be hearty meal

Toaster swallows toast

Hey, it didn't catch fire

A sandwich is made

[milkygear]

masao is a real man, not like you pussies. this is how a REAL man lives and how a REAL FUCKING MAN eats breakfast.

[TheXx0E0xX]

That sandwich is disgusting, but it's ok because it will wake him up

[Boobiesaretheshit]

dirty ass house

[therepth]

No. /Normal/ people eat cereal. And milk. Maybe if you eat cereal, you won't burn anything. Or puke.

[Rereversed]

French Canadian food at it's finest.

[PattyMayonaise1000]

BEST VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET!!!!

[pyro4life94]

your house is D-I-R-T-Y.. and you wash your dishes in the sink of your bathroom??!

[Microwavish]

"Of course, Hitler was never actually elected."

[BaronAmerican]

"Hillary Clinton was so excited she went into menopause or something ."

I love this guy.

[ZukeMan007]

apple bread AEUGHHH

[gotnostyle]

the dirty burner sounds like a campfire

[jvemPiRe14]

osama is somewhere in valhalla ;c