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  • i love reading the bible! i don't have kids so sometimes it's kind of fun to hear from the mind of a child how the universe works. the bible would be cute and funny if people weren't killing each other over it and completely believing it's outrageous stories!

  • A Christian's satire spotters' guide:

    If a video seems PRO-Christian, but has MORE likes than dislikes, it's taking the proverbial.

  • successful troll is successful

  • satilights can watch the earth move inch a year.

  • He's a damn good ACTOR LMAO....

    he makes more than half the people believe this is all real and not satire :p

  • @EdwardCurrent My science teacher is Catholic... He goes to church every Sunday mornings...

  • maybe a money cant do math but at otago university we proved that pigeons can do math and with training they can have an IQ up to 35 that more than edward currents IQ

  • @ArcadianProductions7 And then you find out Edward is a skilled troll....

  • @ArcadianProductions7 Money can't do math? Weird, I could have sworn my $20 bill was solving my calculus assignment last night.

  • is he kidding right?

  • @TheUnitedStatesGov Yes he is.

  • Edward Current: Master Troll.

  • @TheSarenarass No, a person you don't like, so you misuse the english language AGAIN.

  • is he for seroiuss??

  • Current's videos should be like a test of faith for Christians. If you can watch his videos and still take the Bible seriously, your faith is strong.

    The rest of us will just keep laughing.

  • Yes scientists are ignorant, and so are pushy, judgmental, rude and hateful christians

    there are shit people in the world no matter what god they chose to or not to follow

  • Is that you, Kent Hovind? Is this me?

  • >see video title

    >blood boils

    >see uploader's username

    >sigh of relief

  • Umm... Is this a joke or is this guy just stupid

  • @smackajaweea its a joke

  • You are the most stupid, ignorant WRONG and pathetic male on this planet. You will not go to heaven, just rott in a grave so enjoy that you low life shit.

  • @ImNotSoll - Oh no, he doesn't get invited to your secret clubhouse. Let us all grieve.

  • @Critic863 hahahaha Christians!

  • "Pretty funny looking liquid, don't you think?" LOL "D

  • "The Banana fit's perfectly into the hand because "God" made it that way..." The Apple should be the same, since that's how I grab my balls.

  • All I'm going to say is: athiests say stuff like "well then how come there's no proof of how god creating everythin?" just ask yourself if u were going to create something would u make it smarter than yourself? no u wouldn't. And I'm not gonna go around yelling "believe me or go to hell!" Cus I'm not one of those people. That's not right. So Im not gonna be an idiot yelling at u cus those people give christians a bad name so just try to trust me If u have any questions message me ill try answer

  • @cowboysrock00 - Your response to the question of the absence of evidence of any creator does not answer the question at all. If you're getting at something like, "God is so great that he is inconceivable", then I'll gladly go against that. But I'm not going to put any words in your mouth and I'll let you clarify that.

  • @Critic863 well you are right it doesnt answer the question. Im not really sure how to answer the question, i was just saying how i look at it to give a new perspective. but i would like to ask you why you are an athiest? i wont condem you or tell you your crazy or anything im just curious. and another example of how we have faith that there is a god it is just a fulfillment of a prophecy made very long ago and fulfilled long after the bible was written i can message it to you cus its a lil long

  • @cowboysrock00 - I understand, I'm happy to be talking with a calm and understanding person on youtube for a change =P But I'm an atheist because I see no evidence of any creator nor have any belief that a holy book can or does prove such a thing.

  • I am glad that I just got trolled, and that this is not serious.

  • Science Damn you, Edward Current! Foiled again!

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  • Scientists say the moon is bright because the suns light is reflecting of it's surface. Then how come the moon is bright even when the sun goes away? The bible says the moon is a light. And have you ever seen the moon not be a light? Checkmate! The moon produces light just like the bible days and scientists can't prove it doesn't which is why they lie. That, and the devil has is hand in scientific affairs. Praise Jesus!

  • @ThePublicIsInsane do you know what a new moon is..

  • @Deletervirus He's trolling, dude.

  • @ThePublicIsInsane Either you're trying to be funny and succeeded or you're a grade A moron.

  • @CaptainAwesomeoh13 The first.

  • I love how this guy is an ignorant troll

  • @blowpaisa He is a troll, but how is he ignorant?

  • @Morksugga . Its unbelievable for how long this myth is sticking to ppls minds. All because nearly all of the old panes were installed with the thicker edge at the bottom.

  • Science states that the sun produces light and heat due to elements fusing together and forming new elements. I pushed two rocks together as hard as I could. No light, no heat, still rocks.....checkmate science! Keep up god's work Edward, I'm praying for you. :)

  • @terence65 i hope you are kidding... if not, then its only proff that there should be an iq test for the internet...

  • Why do you hate atheists? And why do you think all atheists are white? An atheist is simply a person who does not tend to have any religious beliefs. Atheist doesn't think of himself as superior than anyone else. I don't, and many atheists I know don't think that either. You said your not religious, then i presume you might not necessarily believe in a god? That makes you also an atheist.

    You have to admit without science life today for many of us would be much worse.

  • Lol it's funny cus some people think he's serious

  • This has got to be a joke lol

  • @527dannyb yes this is satire

  • @527dannyb lol U must be american..

  • circles are NOT flat! (slam flat on the table)

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  • there is no God but Zeus! And he should have used the hammer of Thor! Duh...

  • I seriously can't tell if your trolling. I think you are...

  • uh...is this real?

  • How did I miss this one?

    Lol!!

  • Edward rules!

  • Mm, racism is funny, not.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN A CHRISTIAN?

    people that don't get it's satire...

  • @Qquwow yuu mean whats funnier?

  • @Qquwow I don't know, it isn't all that bad to think this is a real christian. There are christians who say that the Grand Canyon was formed in 5 minutes, and they are serious, sooo..

  • The ice cube exploaded! AHAHAHAH

  • I don't belive in God but i think that if he exist he wouldn't have a favorite continent.

  • Why is this so bright?... My eyes goin nuts or something?

  • 2:11 No it didn't explode, it smashed, SMASHED do you understand? Moron...

    All I see is a brainless maniac who's dressed up to pretend that he's smart, you're saying that science is nonsense when you're the idiot that believes in these fairy tales. At least there's enough sufficient data for evolution, where's the evidence for "Jesus" or "Moses"?!

  • @SegaTidbits You realize he's a comedian, right? =P

  • @xAichan1991x Yeah I just checked his channel, I feel kind of stupid now. >:(

  • @VJHP

    As for the fossil record...circular reasoning has a way of verifying itself doesn't it? Duh? You act as if there are a million fossils in the ground and they all point to the same thing....there isn't...and the ones that are there....we screw up ALL the time....remember brontosaurus'!!!! Lol they never existed!!!!!!!!! But boy did all our "science" books talk about them....

  • @ VJHP

    Uhmm where to start? Ok first...if I answer these questions....what is the point? No matter what I say, unless I wholly agree with you, you will just say I'm an ignorant religious zealot. You know the creationist side of the arguments and if you don't, then your the ignorant one. But i will answer nevertheless. Design probably answers most of your questions though. God used similar designs to make his creatures.

  • The know-it-all who dreamed up the Big Ban was A PRIEST!

  • Great job Edward, these "scientist" spend billions of dollars on stupid stuff when every idiots knew that everything has already been reviewed to us by God in the Holy Bible.

    Keep up with the good work and show them how deluded they are!

  • @xtmn8 what a moron, u didnt realized the this is satire?

  • @philippineatheist67 LOL, who's the moron? I know this is video's category is comedy :) Moron!

  • Hahaha that was pretty funny

  • pretty funny stuff , wonderful , keep it up?

  • hahahaha oh god i loled

  • o wait i read his channel it is a joke.

  • this is the most fucking retarded thing ive ever seen.

  • This man could make billions working as a christian church priest/teacher of creationism for kids lol

  • Damn Ed, you do a great PP Simmons.

  • Edward, you are a satirical genius!

  • God's favorite continent is SOUTH America. Why? Because that's where Rio is, and Rio is where the THong was invented!!!

  • guys, he's joking. He's not a christian.

    Relax people, this is a satire

  • So many idiots thinking Edward is being serious.

    /facedesk/

  • @squitchleton123. Why do we make you look stupid? Because you are! I mean, what kind of brain do you have if you are oh-so-magically captivated by the words of doddering old men we call priests? What kind of brain do you have to even ask that easy-to-answer question? The Bible is just a fairytale book, one whose characters' dialogue is cliched, scripted and stereotypical. That's a review from a writer: me.

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  • Can I ask a question? How the hell are atheists and scientists ignorant?

    When Darwin presented his theory of evolution, who turned out to be not open-minded? Were it the scientists or believers who refused to accept his theories, despite the fact that it made some sense. Deluded people don't like anything that makes sense. The latter is, quite obviously, ignorant, and saying otherwise would make you a big, fat wad of a liar.

  • @elvarg69101 he isnt a christian this is a joke

  • Glass is NOT a super-cooled liquid. That's an old wives' tale.

  • Notice how we Christians never try to make atheists look stupid through our videos and atheists seem to ALWAYS try to make us look stupid. LOoks like someone is trying to push the truth out of their heads.

  • @squitchleton123 "Notice how we Christians never try to make atheists look stupid through our videos...."

    So why does the search for "Atheists are stupid" bring back so many video links from Christians?

    I do notice how Christians continually make statements, like the one you just made, that are provably false. Why is that? Why do Christians, such as yourself, shit all over the 9th commandment?

  • @TheHigherVoltage That's because some peopel don't get that Christians are supposed to love their enemy. The people who make those videos are sinning and a true Christian wouldn't fo something like that. God bless you!

  • @squitchleton123 So you're a "true Christian"? Who claims to judge who other "true Christians" are? Funny considering that's something Jesus said never to judge anyone.

  • @TheHigherVoltage I fucking love you, bro.

  • @TheHigherVoltage I'm not judging anyone. I'm just stating thta they're not acting like Christians. Now if I was saying " Those guys are idiots and are bleep bleep bleep." That would be judging them . I actually hope that they ask for forgivness. When I said true Christian I meant that they should act like Christians.

  • I wish more people could appreciate Eddie's subtelty.

  • hahaha, this is so funny

  • This embarrasses me as both a Christian and a scientist.

    (I'm pretty sure it isn't satire)

  • @Falconpunch82 It is satire.

  • @Falconpunch82 He even says so on his channel page. "I am known primarily for a series of religious satires"

  • @MeOnStuff I am glad

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  • And I quote "I prove this with a few simple science experiments. (ps, sorry about the picture quality. I thought 'white balance' had something to do with banning immigrants.)" check spelling. I rest my case.

  • To explain why you are wrong would take more than a few lines of text (to someone as narrow minded as you).

  • Of all the usual christian mind oddities ironized there, the "favorite continent" one was the best represented

  • when you actually have a catholic faith that isn't bs and know that this is satire, this is pretty funny.

  • Does anyone need a high school science fair project?

  • I Dont even understand how people can be so dumb that you would think that a magical old man created the universe only a few thousand years ago when we have scientific proof that it is all bullshit

  • why put a test tube in a beaker?!?! hahahaha

  • Funny thing... I was reading the Varieties of Scientific Experience by Carl Sagan the other day, and my extremely religious sister told me not to "read stupid science books with their man-made theories." Oh well...

  • haha agreeeeed... Catholics are just plain ignorant. Religion existed for thousands of years before the "son of God" walked the earth. People used to believe that gods lived on a mountain, and came down from time to time and fornicated with human women, producing half-gods like hercules. Why are they wrong, and you christians are right? It's all about money now. Go infect another poverty-stricken country with your missionaries, since theyre too poor to decide for themesleves

  • Evolution is accepted by the church as long as we believe that evolution involved the intrusion of the spirit in human beings. Pope Pius XII agreed to the academic freedom to study the scientific implications of evolution, so long as Catholic dogma is not violated.

    It's called Theistic Evolution.

    Fail

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  • Yeah Andersmithy, I know plenty about evolution....doesn't SOUND like a bad theory...till you start to understand it... Then you have to start taking pretty big leaps to continue believing it. What do we call things we prove again?

  • @Mcduce2008 Can you explain to me how you explain homologous features found in mammals? How about the exact temporal stratification of species/fossils that confirms evolutionary theory. How about modern genetics that shows that 98% of a chimps DNA can merge with our own? Or the fact we have mapped the human and chimpanzee Genome and the results show this aswell? The documented evolution of dogs through human breeding from wolves to the many breeds we have today? The experiment with guppies cont.

  • @Mcduce2008 that shows adaptation for survival where selection pressures differ. The fossil record that shows brilliantly the transition of chimpanzee-like ancestors to human beings? The very basic question of darwins finches. Experiments carried out extensivley with E.Coli that displayed evolutionary tendancies perfectly when it learned to ingest citrine, something it had never before been able to use as nutrience? Answer any or all of these, then we can talk.

  • So your evidence for believing everything science says is to compare evolution to provable science? Hmm who is the sheep again? I would say that the average Christian Apologist know 10 times more about evolution than the average believer in evolution. I have never ran across an evolutionist who could even remotely explain the theory. And 90+% of you tubers are exactly the same. And my guess is Mr Current is exactly the same way.

  • @Mcduce2008 It would take way more then 500 characters to explain it to you, so instead I'll link you to an article. Hope you don't mind.

    talkorigins . org / faqs / comdesc

    (no spaces)

  • @Andersmithy

    LOL send me to a website to explain it huh? Yeah, you must know all about evolution. Explain to me just one aspect of evolution.... How about something as easy as Radiometric dating? While it does not exactly explain evolution it has given the time needed to produce a theory such as evolution.

  • @Mcduce2008 are you trolling? please tell me you are trolling. christians know almost nothing about evolution, or science for that fact. thats why they still believe that 2 of every animal fit on a boat, or that a man walked on water, or that a bit of fish and bread fed 5000 people. i have evidence for my beliefs, you have ancient book of desert fairy tales. do me a favor and please explain your understanding of evolution to me.

  • @mattakudesu

    I said the average APOLOGIST. Not the avg Christian. Apologist have studied evolution on a much greater scale than the avg believer in evolution, would you not agree? The avg believer in evolution, couldn't even tell you who Lyell was!!!!!!!!

  • @mattakudesu Your ignorance is insulting to all Atheists.

  • @mattakudesu Sorry to interrupt, but that's ignorant bullshit. Christians can be perfect scientists too and still have faith in more than just what we can observe. The vatican has great scientists and actually owns most of the telescopes out there. Around 40% of modern scientists believe in God. The american version of christianity has become a blind one to the obvious world. What a shame. And Atheists are far more close minded than stupid christians. Quantum Physics is the way. Check Max Planck

  • @ManOGod4U i have no idea what religion you are arguing for, but there is zero evidence for any supernatural god in any of them. i am not saying that you cant be a spiritual person if its just for personal benefit, but when your irrational beliefs start doing harm, thats when the problem starts. even if some scientists believe in god, the majority are atheists because they see where the evidence clearly points. but no one on this planet should be 100% certain of anything regarding our origins.

  • @mattakudesu There's no evidence for any theory of the beginning of the universe. God is not matter, therefore not measurable with manmade machines. True, we might guess how it began. But we will never know whether there was an intelligent "whatever" or not. The question is legitimate because it is about the how/why/who did all this. The stupidest theory ever is the current one of "everything came out of nothing", which makes no sense at all. A program can't program itself, not in the beginning.

  • @ManOGod4U the theory is not that everything came out of nothing. The theory is that the gas clouds always were. The problem is that god is a self programmed program.

  • America SHOULD be its own continent

  • 3:42 best part

  • Hehe, this is satire. And I find it amusing that theists actually insult atheists without even knowing any proper information about science.

  • That'd be hilarius if he pulled the test tube back over to the left and the cup was full of water and he was like "WHAT THE FU-" and then it cutts off. XD

  • Every scientific theory disproved is a leap forward for science. Every prophecy proved wrong is another nail in the coffin of religion.

  • @ZacksEnder dude i seriously hope he is, dude i cant believe people are this ignorant.

  • i love that part 3:37

    "even the bible says, the earth is a circle" except earth is a esphere...

    GOD IS BAD AT GEOMETRY ^^

  • @deejayvogg you know the Old Testament was written in Hebrew right? and that the word "circle" in Hebrew means sphere also?

  • Poe's Law is so in effect.

  • hahah this is funny :)

  • "gods, favorite continent" oh, so thats why it was put on the map by a roman catholic, not a christian

  • @strangelylucky pardon my ignorance, but what general religion exactly do roman catholics belong to if not christians?

    Does not the belief of christ not make you a christian?

    peace

  • @canadianpearlist no, not exactly. catholics are christians, but roman catholics are not under that umbrella. they are just catholics. (or idiots, if you prefer ;))

  • @guineapiggyman OK, I thought the word 'Catholic' was just short for 'Roman Catholic'

  • I know this is satire but wait Do creationist ACTUALLY believe that plate tectonics are fake O___O ?

  • @21Michichi a few of us do, but i hope most of us know they're real by now

  • @truth14 i'm all for people having their beliefs as long as they don't hurt someone else with them and I can understand people questioning the big bang theory or evolution...but plate tectonics @__@ i can't even conceive people not believing that

  • @21Michichi There even are people who question the existence of apes. Check out luv4cs in Top 100 in Fundies Say The Darndest Things (FSTDT).

  • @drrobertoboogie97 Looks like they need a trip to the zoo -______-;; ok ill go check it out....

  • @21Michichi and plate tectonics are congruent with scripture btw, because they would move faster during a flood

  • @truth14ful they dont move faster during a flood. water has no bearing on them at all

  • i am a christian and find it funny. but some people do think like this.

  • That was pretty damn funny. I bet even Christians would enjoy this.

  • @LastStand2010 yes i do find it funny

  • all lies

  • i obviously know this is satire, but it's sad to see that people actually act this way in real life. some people are so afraid of god and being sent to hell that they believe that the bible is 100% true in the literal sense (except when it says anything wrong, then they start changing the subject or say that it's the NT that counts and the OT is rubbish) and that science is the work of satan, and none of it is true. Not even the most common knowledge, like the world revolves around the sun.

  • Oh this is hilarious! Can't be meant to be serious!!!

  • Ah, Sadly this is like a classic christian argument!

    God is fake, and there is NOTHING, NADA, ZILCH, 0 things that show that he exists, or even leads to the possibility.

  • @wensel911 you dont study much quantum mechanics, do you?

  • @guineapiggyman Of course i do.

  • Haha. Christians. "You gotta be skeptical of EVERYTHING.......that they say."

  • Pastafarianism is truth!!!

    XD

  • Edward current, your satire is just brilliant. You can tell by the number of people who have trolled and not bothered to check the playlist these videos are in on your channel: "Edward Current Satire".

  • This guy can't be for real...

  • ahahaha this is funny shit to watch! This guy defines hypocrisy. One of the biggest ignoramus' I've ever seen!

  • @iBoss99 this is SATIRE....