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  • Someone's nicked me front wheel Adam

  • 4-3 4-3

  • Av locked me bike to a lamppost and av gone and lost me key. Al av to tek a tube home and come back and tek an 'acksaw to it.

  • 6-2 Adam

  • 5.20 wankar

  • RELIGIOUS COURIERS - COURIERS TO THE RELIGIOUS TRADE

    Altars, Pews, Chalices, Hymn Books, Crucifixes etc moved at competitive rates

    All faiths served

    "An altar and a pew? We'll move them for you!"

  • Meh, they're probably all dead now anyway.

  • I drive for living and I cycle to do shopping, etc., cycling is more enjoyable than driving but more dangerous. I have been driving for 15 years no accident, I cycled for 6 months i had serious accident, I was trying to avoid a van I hit curb downhill broken wrists face etc. Because I drive I have got knowledge of road signs, etc. but many cyclists take stupid risk very dangerous. I will never ride between cars, if the road is too narrow i rather ride on pavement slowly until safe to join

  • Absolute flaming brain dead idiots with a total lack of respect for either their own safety or that of other road users. I'd throw a stick through the front wheel spokes.

    Absolutely deserve to get their brains splattered accross the road.

  • Dickheads that should be flattened 

  • RELIGIOUS COURIERS - COURIERS TO THE RELIGIOUS TRADE

    Pulpits, Crucifixes, Hymn Books, Pews, Altars etc moved at competitive rates

  • It's funny till someone has to scrape them off the road.

  • I know I shouldn't but can't help liking it :)

    Perfect music too.

  • This would take balls i think i might get myself a fixie and give this ago i def got the leg musscle for it....

  • If they had balls they would be on m/bikes and up the stakes!

    see - ghost rider upsala to stockholm

  • Fuck the police!

  • would love to run over one of these fucking faggots

  • i am gutted i wanted to see at least one of them get smeared across the road

  • PURE FUCKING SKILLS... 'NOUGH SAID!

  • even thought they were risking their lives and others but still think its nice and heart refreshing

  • why fixed gear bikes for this? just curious as i've never tried it

  • @GMSamuelRhine

    first of all its coz of less weight of bike(let u move faster not to mention better control) and also as a bike messenger u often have to leave ur bike somewhere, so by making it look like its totaly old crap u can be somehow secured that nobody will steal such cheap and old bike without even proper brakes and stuff.

  • @PanMateoszek nice, i really like that last part, always worries me when i have to park the bike out in LA

  • I cycle to and from work in London and as a sensible cyclist in our city. These guys are utterly idiotic and disrespectful to not only other road users, but also pedestrians.

    This is not representative of the vast majority of us.

  • @frerman Totally agree with you, it's idiots like this that not only are a danger to themselves and others, but are fuelling the annoyance that drivers and pedestrians get from us. I hope to god this is a one off and not something that will take over London..

  • No wonder the Taxis in central hate me. Lol I'm not a messenger, but I get shit like wanker e.t.c for no reason. LOL

  • 1:26 dude nearly went straight into a Police car. Haha

  • This thread is filled with moralists. It stinks.

  • this shit is dope

  • I'd have enjoyed it more if they'd all been killed

  • i wish i was young again

  • it may no not look it but these are the safest cyclists in London

  • @Testedecazzo I have to agree. The cyclists have adapted over years to quick response and timing e.t.c. They know what they're doing. I LOVE RIDING!

  • waankaaa!!

  • Never mind "wear a helmet"!

    If these morons do that anywhere near me they will need carbon fibre armour!

    If cyclists want to be respected it is a 2 way street. Act sensibly and I will treat you as humans. Act like an arsehole....

  • wear a helmet!

  • all cyclists are like this. They should pay tax and insurance and Im fed up with sunsidising their cycle tracks.

  • @kentcyclist We're not all like that you fucking moron. These are messengers. Totally different.

  • @TheRealEmskiHelp

    They dont pay tax and insurance to.

  • @kentcyclist So? Cyclists have never had to pay tax and insurance and they shouldn't have to.

  • @TheRealEmskiHelp

    yes they blimmin well should. I drive the quater mile into work each day in my bmw. They get in my way. its too far to walk and I might get rained on. Besides I need to watch at least 20 hours of TV each day and send out for pizzas. Its everyones fault Im morbidely obese. I cant help it. Im desighned that way. When the roads clear I could easily drive thru the town at 60 if it wasnt for this lycra loonies. No Pay No Say. I know Jeremy Clarkson u know

  • @kentcyclist You weird guy.

  • @TheRealEmskiHelp

    infact i think this is tame> my wife points an ak 47 out of window as i drive

  • @kentcyclist ah you must've married a russian babe too

  • @GMSamuelRhine why do u think so

  • Douche bags tbh.

  • @bumpitup11 unnecessary acronym is unnecessary

  • mad skills until you get your head crushed under a bus

  • Some scary close calls there!

  • not following any of the rules for the road... i hope at least one of them got hit by a car. make them all stop and think about what they are doing. Said by a fellow cyclist.

  • @ZomBSteve Problem there is some poor sod has to live with the memory of knocking down and killing someone. These guys are being utterly selfish, and unfair on everyone involved.

  • @3lfd3wd i didn't say kill... i just said hit. probably a broken leg, but cars are not moving that fast would be hard to die... but then again not having a helmet will increase there chances of dyeing.

  • @ZomBSteve You're not a real cyclist if you wish that upon another cyclist. Whether he is breaking law or not. Think before you talk.

  • It could be harder: you could have tram tracks, bump holes, very slopy hills and no space whatsoever for bikes. Come to Lisbon and find out.

  • WTF!!!!!!! (;

    

  • You are all.. awesome.

  • some were freewheeling and had brakes

  • That's stupid. I'm not respected as a Cyclist because idiots like that. Imagine what cyclists would say if a guy in a car decides to drive like that?

  • @rodrigoportugal Who get hurt or die if a bike-messenger hits a car?

  • @MrTriebtaeter Physically the cyclist gets hurt or killed, but the car driver is traumatised his whole life. It's stupid to think "only the cyclist gets hurt"!

  • @laeufergott It's even more stupid to go every single kilometre by car.

  • @MrTriebtaeter That's true for sure. Everybody should cycle, but a little more careful than the guys in the video do...

  • @rodrigoportugal

    well actually I DO drive my car like that. And I see nothing wrong with it as I Pay road tax

  • it is funny but in the end like everything else that gets abused in this country laws will be brought in that will ruin cycling for everyone.

  • @777bigmick I agree and for me it cant come soon enough. Ban cycling on our roads

  • Idiots

  • Sometimes it seems this video is speeded up, but I'm willing to believe it's real.

    HUGE respect for driving like that. You know how alive you feel.

  • WTF did they smoke :-D ?

  • Your the reason they are trying to ban bikes in London. :P

  • @mrAZcardinal Like that would work. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • And not a helmet in sight. Well, one.

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  • it's cool until you have to back your bike up in the middle of the road to let something pass with EVERYONE watching, secretely thinking your an arrogant tool. these twats give cyclists a bad name.

  • This doesn't make you cool, it makes you an idiot.

  • thei stypid? amazing!!!!! dut this is a cool!!)))

  • 1:25 3:16 3:20 3:25 3:50 4:15 5:10 5:20 are all really stupid moves,

    The zombie march at 4:24 is really stupid too.

    I was thinking of being a bicycle messenger a year ago and then I looked at the rates paid and thought fuck it.

    Your delivering letters for white collar workers who you = shit to for the duration of the day. Then the hour cometh and you''ve to deliver a C5 in 20 minutes for peanuts. POINT?

    Please don't cycle like that it's like whoring yourselves without protection.

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  • Fuq da police!

  • Stop blame fixie please. U just don't know what it is. Just ride one time (sure u'll fall, but try again please), it's sooo.... exciting. Of course, it's dangerous. But we need some ventures in our life. I feel so alive when i ride a fixie. (i french, sorry for english)

  • Now I know why so many London road users, including a lot of cyclists) despise cycle-riding deliverymen.

    It's time the police went for people like these, and hard.

  • sorry but you guys deserve to be tarmack puddles... one day you'll look back (if you live long enough) and realise your recklessness.

  • LOL @ the guy crashing before he even makes it out the carp park hahahhahahhaa noob

  • Selfish ignorant tossers who don't give a damn about anyone else on the roads?

  • @Thumpingbird He's damn fucking right.

    Dangerous assholes risking their lives and those of the others for... delivering letters ?

    Pure Shit.

  • Selfish ignorant tossers who don't give a damn about anyone else on the roads?

  • FUCK GUY

    

  • so cool!

  • @norbetto1 You have no idea what you're missing, London is a great place to live, especially if you love cycling. Give it one day cycling here, you will be hooked forever. Been doing it for 27 years.

  • Testosterone should be reclassified - as a Class A drug. Driving/cycling under the influence thereof to be treated as driving/cycling under the influence of any other Class A.

  • People will happily disregard a cyclist approaching at 20mph, or simply step out in front of them. However, when that cyclist makes the sound of a somewhat larger-than-yours vehicle, people do tend to wake up and allow the cyclist to live another day. Courier work isn't usually as crazy as this video, but it's certainly not far off it. I always made sure to just how safe a red light was to cross before attempting it, though.

  • I used to be a bike messenger in this very same city. I can safely say that it's mostly motorists who cause this kind of behaviour. When there's a truck parked across the cycle lane, your place is at the front of all the traffic, and you have somewhere you were expected to be 10 minutes ago, you need to move fast, and you need to think on behalf of everyone around you.

    I had a temporary cure for London's insanity with my 116db air horn.

  • You are evidently a reckless, inconsiderate young fuckwit who's happy to endanger the rest of society with your brainless, ego-driven antics.

    Have you ever considered a career in investment banking?

  • What abunch of no hopers.OH look at me i can break all the rules of the road and ride fast in london and make every driver hate ALL CYCLISTS.Grow up and show some respect.

  • tell me please who'ssong is the song from the video

  • just wondering is this is speeded up at all?

    

  • @willhale2010 It's real-time

  • it might look stupid, but whe your actually doing this, it is sooooo much fun.

  • Typical Cabbie " WANKER!"

  • this is just very bad for the reputation of the ordinary biker....

  • RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • The skill level of these guys is incredible - sure it's dangerous, and pisses drivers off, but they didn't actually affect any car traffic; the only reason the drivers are angry (as every urban cyclist knows) is because they are getting around faster!

  • @bikesandbytes i don't think yo saw the whole video. if those co.ck suckers were about to crash on me, i'd beat the shit out of them. fking inbreds

  • @bikesandbytes Did you not notice the amount of cars that had to slam on their brakes and pedestrians that had to move out the way. Everybody else obeys the law, why can't they?

  • these men can ride a bike far better than anyone on those streets can drive a car. If you have a problem with messengers smoking your ass in traffic then go sit yourself in a cold dark corner and cry about it. Oh? it's dangerous? Look up how many deaths per year are due to bike messengers being "retarded". The answer will sure make you stfu.

  • what a bunch of jebends

  • I can also ride a bike.

  • Appalling. This kind of recklessness is what gives responsible cyclists a bad name.

  • stupid dickheads

  • they're seeking death

  • I hope these guys still alive by now.

  • nice car 1:14 xD

  • I'm a cyclist, am I going to defend this ? absoltely not ! Completely irresponsible. There is no excuse for riding like this. There will be blood ! shame about that is it will probably be somebody who is completely innocent.

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  • Wonder how many people died that day.

  • What a bunch of silly cunts. Would not be at all surprised if one or two of these twats are dead by now.

    On a daily basis I see cyclists whose biggest decision in the morning must be whether to be really fucking stupid or just plain suicidal that day.

    Cutting up the blind spot of a bus / lorry turning left? I'm sure your relatives will thank you when the police ask them to identify your pizza skull.

    Knock over a little kiddie on a pushbike and you'll cause serious damage. Selfish wankers.

  • Utter cunts tbh. I have no sympathy at all when they innevitably get flattened by a lorry. Cyclists moan like fuck about car drivers yet alot of them just act like utter pricks like this and bring grief down upon themselves. Granted, there is a small minority that obey the rules of the road but the rest can just fuck off.

    Amount of times i've been tempted to use my bullbars to ram through through a swarm of these selfish lycra-wearing ponces...

    One of these days...

  • @richardfld pompous dick head

  • Its to much

  • Fucking crazy

  • I feel like I'm watching an M13 video hahaha you guys have BALLLS

  • @smith34n touche

  • I haven't met any of these cyclists, but i want to hurt them

  • @andrewveail FU

  • And as a driver, they wonder why I tend to hate cyclists?!

  • @berry120 There are 3 times more uninsured drivers on the roads than cyclists in the UK, and drivers wonder why cyclists hate them? But anyway, these are couriers, a minority of cyclists and they were participating in a race, this is not a typical cyclist.

  • @smith34n There's bad cyclists and there's bad drivers - I have problems with both! Of course there's good examples of both as well which I haven't a problem with in the slightest, and I fully accept that this video is an extreme example of the bad kind. I only talk from personal experience especially around where I am, I've seen many more dangerous cyclists around than dangerous drivers. What annoys me most is that the police seem to completely ignore them! Not the cars though...!

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  • That's too dope! TOO TOO dope!

  • I see nothing except a blatent disregard for the public highway and public safety. I also noted on many occasions, squeezing past buses in their blind spots and i will say, i hope that one day, the cyclists on the video feel the squeeze as they get rolled over because you obviously dont give a flying fook about anyone else but yourself.

  • should have genitals removed by being dragged along the streets like a dog wiping its arse on the carpet behind a london taxi cab.

    Cunts.

  • a tiny pat of me thinks this is fuckin awesome, but a large part of me knows if some twat rode like that while I was on a crossing they'd get side backfisted off their bike and end up with a busted lip and taco'd wheels

  • I'm sorry but bicycles are hazardous to pedestrians!

  • @alexJsimmonds1882 drivers are the real hazards to pedestrians, stop believing the hyperbole ; )

  • so unbelieveably reckless, it's awesome

  • So nwhen is the next race? I'm gonna get in my car and play run over the knobhead bikers!

  • Hammerfall!! What a great music choice for a alleycat movie :)

  • watch?v=41GGNMAAtEg <--- Bike adventure through Indianapolis

  • Amazing...these guys are the shit.

  • people actually dislike this???? yes hammerfall sucks! but the race is great!! cheers!

  • Heavy Metal and bicycles. Fuck Yeah!

  • And we're surprised when motorists don't treat us with respect...

  • Yea, looks pretty cool - going through red lights and pedestrian walk ways, but it's wankers like you that give us real cyclists such a bad name and cause motorists to have such a low opinion of us.

  • @courthmp How many kilometers do I need to cover a year to become a "real cyclist"? Can I still wear jeans, and do I need to wear a high-visibility vest? Are the any particular bike brands I need to stick to, and what's is the minimum amount of gears? Do I need to become an idiot as well?

  • @kilobitti That's easy - real cyclists don't behave like total wankers.

  • Loving the guy who slipped off his bike!!! LOL 0:20

  • @MrTylerPearce That's gotta be a hard surface to corner quickly on

  • What a bunch of cuntards.

  • all the haters are just jealous cause they're still riding with a brake and wearing hi-vis vests.

  • im a cyclist in london But i despise wankers like those Guys. Shame nobody actually saw at least one of the coming and Opened their car door.

    People who act  and cycle like that Dont deserve any Privilege treatment. we already get Cycle lanes and able to Cycle in bus lanes etc . But those wankers are Just fucking Vile...

  • I think people are missing the point somewhat here. This is a race for the benefit of the video. Of course these people don't cycle like this every day or they would be dead within a week. Needless to say even doing it just the once for the video is pretty irresponsible - not cool at all - but entertaining, I must admit, even if in the final analysis I agree with the guy shouting at the end.

  • what a bunch of hipster knobs. downhill is for winners

  • Anyone else wanted some kid on a BMX to just steam past

  • I'm seventeen-years-old, and I cycle twenty miles in London every day, on a single-speed. I don't have a car. I think these people are idiots. I wouldn't care if it was just their lives they were putting at risk, but it's not: it's the shoals of pedestrians that they just expect to part in front of them - because, you know, they're cyclists and you're not - and, more directly, that pensioner who can't move fast enough.

  • And it's not like these people are skilled: I could cycle like this if I wanted to, I just don't.

    Oh, and street races like this are illegal.

  • @MrKingsandCastles of course you can

  • Why so serious?

  • More than 30 years cycling & i could never ride like that.Skill,talent,crazy..call it what you will.As said before,each one to his own.

  • Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • they show *no* skill what so ever, clearly it's only by the reactions of others are they avoiding serious accidents as they cycle, and only just. Any experienced cyclist knows that shit happens in urban environments so you must cycle with a buffer zone for when a driver is not paying attention, a pedestrian runs out, etc, if you cycle like that with no room for error, you will actually die. Anyone thinking about copying this, don't, it's really not cool, it's criminal.

  • this isn't even cool. Just fucking stupid (and not in the extreme way)

  • woooo go rebels

  • I was expecting a truck to emerge at speed and wipe out any one of these morons at any time! I enjoy cycling but there is something called responsible cycling. I cycle to work and try to comply with the law by using lights and cycling in the correct place. These morons give all cyclists a bad name. With behavior like this it is little surprise that cyclists have the reputation they do.

  • @HoodedFig900

    "These morons give all cyclists a bad name"

    Do they? Well, then you evidently make all cyclists look like complete pussies.

    To each his own, mate.

  • @kirkey99 If you would like to suffer from serious injury as a result of negligent, dangerous and inconsiderate cycling then crack on. To each his own.

  • @HoodedFig900

    Exactly. They're only going to hurt themselves.

  • O dôvod viac, prečo by si mal každý slušný motorista zaobstarať kameru do auta. Až raz náhodou sejme takéhoto kokotka, neskončí v base.

  • morons. but at least they're not wearing helmets, so they crash only once.