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  • why not just list the process id's?

  • LOL!!! Holy Smokes!!!

  • FUCK NEWMAN

  • I have had it with these goddamn dinosaurs on this goddamn dinosaur park!

  • PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEZ?

  • Would have been nice if you'd just uploaded the clip as is instead of screwing with the end. :(

  • Nigga pleeeez.

  • "Ive had it with these motherfuckin dinosaurs on this motherfuckin island"

  • sucks for him that a little girl was able to solve the problem in 5 mins.

  • Shoulda typed sudo access security

  • 2 people got hacked by Nedry.

  • bout two million

  • think the smoke was gone from that cigg sam lol

  • Samuel L Jackson is responsible for the two greatest scenes in Jurassic Park!

  • the look he gives the other computer screen at 0:18 is CLASSIC lmao

  • LOL good vid kinda remix

  • Samuel Jackson dies like a bitch in this movie.

  • The slomo sounds like a retarded Trex

  • Always a sigarete in his mouth in this movie:P

  • @mrkos87

    Except when he dies, then its just his hand.

  • He forgot to type sudo

  • Lmao i remember this scene so well, i always wanted a virus like this on my computer haha i think itd be hilarious. Ahh the 90s childhood.

  • Holy shit that was Samuel L Jackson???

    I had no idea!

  • Back then, having passwords was considered being a hacker.

  • pweeeeez! xD

  • psychology-services co uk diazepam uk

  • OWNED

  • SAY AH AGAIN

  • LOL

    Samuel L Jackson got PWNed by a hacker

  • PLEEEEZZE

  • Now enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother fuckin' magic words in this mother fuckin' computer! Everybody hold on to your butts, we're about to open some fuckin' main program grids.

  • Win!

  • WIN

  • what was the magic word?

  • pleeeeez - this is good enough to make ytmnd

  • he almost sounded like the t-rex on that last one

  • i loved samuel l jackson in this movie,e ven before i knew who he was

  • ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! ive had it with these motherfuckin hacker crap in this motherfuckin mainframe!

  • Why da fuck is a Rick Roll video in the Related Videos section?

  • he say plzzzz work you fucking Pentium 4 Shit ;D

  • Samuel L jackson not saying motherfucker is like Yngwie malmsteen not playing lead guitar.

  • Look at this workstation! What a complete SLOB!

  • PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE

  • The slomo reminds me the T.Rex XD

  • n***a PLEEEEEASE!!

  • Who is that a portrait of? It's really bothering me.

  • I can't remember his name but that's the guy who helped invent the atomic bomb (hence the picture of a mushroom cloud next to it).

  • J Robert Oppenheimer. Science Director of the Manhattan Project, which developed the first atomic bomb. Subtle reference to the chaotic nature of the film.

  • This was my fav movie as a kid this scene and nedry's death was my fav.

  • LOL!!! what the fucks so funny about the please thing LOL!

  • PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAAAAASE! I laughed at the slow motion

  • GOD DAMNIT I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!

  • Activate program: Riker1

  • This is my favorite part from the the Movie Jurassic Park.LOL I laughed at the slow motion part

  • who is cooler-robert muldoon or jules winfield?

    slj's head looks bigger in this vid for some reason

  • damn... that cigarette's down to the filter

  • that's the best part

  • @batman52000 He probably doesn't have many cigs left.... You gotta make 'em count when there are dinosaurs everywhere trying to eat you.

  • 0:07 = Greatest shot in film history

  • @batman52000 That must burn like hell! O.O

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  • This movie is fun for the whole family!lol

  • @englishjoann Yeah, no shit. (See what I did there?)

  • @englishjoann how come the highest rated comment is "Comment removed"? That's really original,dude.Next time,watch the video and post a comment related to it.

  • @Random90sKid Well,ok

  • he cant stop yelling because its the way he talks

  • MWAAAAA HHAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA

  • Stop trying to be god like Kira (aka Light Yagami).

  • Good Shit! PLEASE

  • I've had it with these motherf***in hackers on this motherf***in island!

  • @violinmerchant I've had it with these monkey fighting hackers on this monday to friday island!!!

  • @violinmerchant It is amazing Jackson doesn't use as much profanity compared to Snakes on a Plane or Pulp Fiction in JP (of course Return of the Sith was another good exception as profanity, Jedi do not use!) It would be nice if he said your comment though in the film :)

  • too bad he died in the book...

  • he dies in the movie as well.

  • no he doesn't

  • Yes he does. She finds his arm hanging on a fence right before she gets attacked by a raptor. This movie was made before Samuel L. Jackson was a bad ass like he is now.

  • no thats the guy that went after the raptor ur tlaking about

  • Go watch the movie again, the hunter guy dies yes, but then she grabs the arm and says something arnold, which is slj's name in the movie...trust me i know this haha.

  • SLJ is always badass! lol

  • he always was a badass but it would have been cool if he played muldoon. no that guy has to be british. his next movie was pulp fiction which made him.

  • Go Mr Arnold

  • hahahahah priceless movie moment !! :D

  • is he using the prompt " programme on ur start menu on windows? if yes...can someone tell me briefly how to use it?

  • Erm. Run, CMD and then to get the same level of functionality as you just saw, copy and paste c:/format c/q

  • whats cmd? please i need more detail i didnt get that ;)

  • Press start, then click on 'run', then type cmd in the box. Then, you need to start it up. Just copy and paste c:/format c/q. Should work.

  • oh wow

  • LMAO! yes!! I love this. Superb

  • PLEEEEEEEEEAAASE!!!!

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