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  • so you go in your bunker and a month or so later you come out and you realize your a fucking retard for staying in a bunker for a long time! And all your freinds will be laughing at you and you will be gulibul fuck who stayed in under ground for a month to a year!!!

  • KONY!!!!!

  • If Planet X doesn't exists why did you made this video!????

  • How to survive 2012: Do nothing.

  • only god nows so get a life

  • @Human is god?

  • the end of the world will not happened in 2012!!!!!

    how can human know the future?they are not god!!!!!!!!

    only god know when the end will arrive!!!!!!!!

  • @1wwebiggestfan

    God is human -_-

  • @greysonchancebiggest What?!

    God is Human?

    its not logic.

    scientific said that the end will come on 21 dec 2012 but how to they know that?

    ok in your religion have it write any places in the bible when the end will come?Has the god say when the end will come in 2012 ?

    we don't know when it will take place but nobody can see the future except GOD!!!!!!

  • @1wwebiggestfan

    Uhm, I don't have a religion. I believe in God but I'm not Christian. And EVERYTHING Nostradamus has predicted has come true, so why not this? And if God is not human, than what is he? Not trying to start an argument or anything. I just want to know your perspective. I get your logic completely, but God has never predicted anything to happen. Nobody has met God unless you go to Heaven so we don't have any idea what God is, whatsoever. Thanks for your time though.

  • Wow - finally found the dumbest video on YouTube.

  • It's Already here 2012

  • How to survive 2012? just steal a fucking rocket with hot girls and food and go in to fucking space,find a new planet and START NEW FUCKING LIFE!

  • thumbs up if your watching in 2012

  • this shit sounds like a quest for fallout

  • NASA doesnt know shit. Planet X is real. I seens it with my own eyes.

  • GOD DAMMIT I FORGOT THE CLOTHING! I hope this won't be a problem ;)

  • i know it would suck if i payed all that money for nothing

  • The Bible says that no one knows when the world will end. Not even Jesus knows. The Bible says no ones know but God and God alone.

  • the end of the world will not happen stop reading ur freaked sic-fi and focus on reality

  • If the world end wouldnt we all be dead? I mean since is the end there is no after...

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

  • $50,000?! WTF!!!

    "We are the 99%!"

  • THE WORLD WONT END IN 2012 IT WILL ENND WHEN ALLTHE RAIN FORREST GET CUT DOWN LIKE IF YOU AGRE

  • @brandommario2 Actually God comes back to the Earth.

  • lol the eering shit is i know the guys who started that rummer

  • i'd rather die

  • MINECRAFT!

  • No way this is real this is mad tv. Then again, a lot of people still think obama was a good idea, no telling how many morons are actually out there.

  • Am I the only one who died laughing because this is beyond ridiculous?

    Congratulations I wasted almost 3 minutes of my life on Non-sense. xD

  • it is NOT going to happend only one man know that is god if is do happend how can we suvive

    if the world not going to be here

  • Say what you want! When the end of the world comes, I'll be safe in my bunker with Bigglesworth!

  • It does not necessarily mark the end of the world, but rather the end of the age. and possibly a pole shift like we have known to have had in the past.

  • Mayan Calender didn't have a leap year, so without the extra day, the end of the world should have been 7 months ago...

  • what if earth totally implodes on itself? huh

  • ohh yea i totaly feel so safe now!!

  • Like if you know only God knows :)

  • OR you can have stimpacks.. chems.. radiation suit purified water and yeah

  • Like if your watching in 2013!!

  • Step 1: Believe in Christ Jesus and realize 2012 doesn't exist!

    Step 2: You've just survived 2012

    Did you know Ice melts in hot places?

  • How to survive the end of the world? Believe in Jesus Christ and repent, and believe in Him alone to save you, for these are the last days for sure! While grace is here, take it, it is free.

  • @01269832268 There have been abot 514 leap years since caesar created it in 45bc. Without the extra day every 4 years, 5 march 2013. Also, The mayan calendar did not account for the leap year... So technically the world should have ended 7 months ago. Logic will beat religion everytime...

  • @EatmySTD With all respect I agree, no man knows when Jesus will return, and it is never about religion but what Jesus did on the Cross. Recieve grace while there is still hope, God bless x

  • That argument can not be true

  • ajajajajaj buen vídeo

  • ... If its the end of the world, you will still die... if your really lucky.. you may need to repopulate with a cockroach, dinosaur or even....

  • How to survive: Duck and Cover.

  • Video reminded me of the movie 'The Shelter' The guy was mentally ill and got caught up on this same fear talk. I would rather die and spend eternity with God, then holed up in some bunker where I was accepted by some community board - or in backyard knowing neighbors and loved ones died cause shelter not big enough. Then eventually coming out to start rebuilding a destroyed world / find others on an earth who also survived would be frightening, as they wouldn't necessary be good people.

  • wait a second..... a survival skill is "optional"???

  • How to survive 2012: Take yo ass to work so you can have food and a place to live!

  • @RandomWeirdodobird Lol Lol Haaaa. The shit people say on youtube be funny as hell.

    That one was a good one. Take ya ass to work Haaa

  • @PalCare420 Ha! Thank you.

  • waiting for those comments to pop up next year:

    "Like this if you're watching this in 2013"

  • Yeah, when they say "if you wanna survive alone" that means you can asexually reproduce right?

    You dont need a chick to repopulate the world? Good luck bro.

  • FUck Nordstorm Dominance!

  • Is this a joke? It looked like my life was gonna end good!

  • @samikaaki1 Nice to kno your milk is going to hold back the apocalypse (not thatd it's real)

  • Since when do we take NASA seriously?

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  • okkk this video is 100% stupid... i mean seriously a bunker board???

  • The what you will need list made me laugh. You'll only need an apocalypse community, shelter, the holy grail, the answer to life, and hairs from Jesus' beard. Once you get all of those you'll be fine :D

  • im going to make my own world. a world of warcraft.lol

  • lmao this is so stupid!!

  • How about repopulating?.........

  • the mayans probably forgot about the calender after they did 12-21-12

  • The end of the world is a lie! The Mayans didn't have enough room to continue. Anyways, they did have false gods. God loves us and will never allow this to happen.

  • People are actually preparing, I guess if you have the time and money why not. Better safe than dead.

  • You forgot one thing, a partner so that after its all over you can do some "repopulating" *bow chicka bow wow*

  • THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A BITCH

  • What if the world just exploded?

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  • its obviously a joke why all the dislikes ?

  • END OF THE WORLD DON'T EXIST!

  • @SoapBox625 I know right !

  • water proof matches?..

  • I picture the end of the world as zombies.

    Either way this is BS info.

  • write JacoTaco In December - and the truth is out!

  • you cant survive the end of the world cause its the end of the world no ones gonna survive

  • OK...end of the world...survive? Huh?

    When the world is ended...whats the point of having a few extra cans of corn and stockpiled TP?

    I mean if the world has come to an end...its over! Done with! Nada! Safeway! Gone!

    byebye! whats there to live for if the world is gone? You gonna float around in outerspace?

    I don't get it!

    OK...we're all making such a big deal out of this Mayan calender...WHO interpreted that?

    AND if you believe in the bible...doesn't it say that NO man knows the day, or hour!

  • I got my "bugout bag" ready...its got all I need to survive the END of the world!

    My Bible!....I think if we'd all read the instructions, we'd not be terrified of whats going to happen...or may not happen!

    If Jesus, His angels don't know the time He is to return to take us home,...only God knows...then the Mayans certainly don't know! Could be they just ran out of space on their calendar wheel...or someones misinterperating this...only God knows.

    But I agree...things are going to get bad!

  • Dismiss this how to tutorial if the following takes place: Sea levels raise non stop, Spread of a killer virus, A solar storm able to roasting us all.

  • Ummm, you forgot to tell us what we are supposed to do with our shit and piss in our bunker!

  • @bjgotswagg54098 Dude don't say that... I already did

  • THIS VIDEO IS GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING STUPID WHEN THIS 2012 SHIT DOSE NOT HAPPEN...or my comment will ;)

  • That shelter ain`t gonna help when it`s buried under 100 feet of rock.

  • When it's 2013, I'm gonna watch all these end of the world videos and laugh my ass off at them anyone else gonna have fun doing that.

  • @InfernoBreakout same here

  • The only people that will survive would be the media ( president, artist, etc.)

    Cause incase you guys dont know they have that ^^^ in the white house. The only way we will die would be if there's a ww3.

  • If the worlds ending how can we survive ??

  • HOW DO YOU SURVIVE A WORLD THAT HAS ENDED? 2012 & WILL STILL BE HERE, I WRITE TO YOU ALL THEN.

  • hahhahaa lol

  • like if your watching in 2012

  • @guddi250 I, no i am watching this in year 1500 Before C on my iStone.

  • hilarious

  • stupid video is stupid

  • NOPE!!!! the ground will break.... ur shelter will go into lava... U GO WORSE!!!

  • this is so ridiculous! LOL!!!

  • The end is when the sun gets too big and sucks up our planet

  • No...It can't be! My milk expires January 2013!

  • @samikaaki l0l

  • @samikaaki1 Wow, you found some good milk.

  • @samikaaki1 WTF a milk that lasts about 9 months? What kind of milk is that? Didn't thought of that did you?

  • @samikaaki1 Impossible your milk must be space milk, mine usually only lasts a week or two.

  • The END Of the world Not The END of the Top of the world. The whole planet is exploding....SaturnEatsMyAss

  • omg guys, if you don't like a video get a sense of humor and make fun of it... assholes

  • Dumb Scaremaking....

  • uhmmmmmm WTF?????? Hahahahahahahaha

  • HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE FROM MINECRAFT?

  • -.-

  • YOU F**KING IDIOT THERES NO END OF THE WORLD!

  • @ZoProductions123 you son OF A BITCH THIS IS JUST A JOKE VIDEO

  • lol i have plastic food it is non perishable.

  • omfg this video must be the stupidest video I've ever seen...

    "the planet doesn't even exist?" you've got to be kidding me?!!

    QUESTION: if the planet diesn't even exist why are we still living??

  • @theAvrilLavignestarr They are talking about Planet X you fucking idiot!

  • @theAvrilLavignestarr you dumbass it's a joke video

  • the shelter will not work. when the Earth poles shift all the land masses will shift causing global massive earthquakes. the underground shelters will cave in

  • good grief people. if it was somehow the end of the world, why are you planning to survive?

  • the world would never end un less the sun blows up because its a star

  • LOL

  • Yeah, follow this and you'll make it guaranteed... NOT!

    What about weapons? All you need to purify water is fire or sunlight. If the area where you live is radiated, you are fucked. And there is no such thing as "non-perishable food. Twinkies have an expiration date. The best thing you can do is stocking up on rice and beans. You can keep those for about 12-14 years. One more thing, a survivalist skill is NOT optional, you will need this. Btw, the mayan calendar marks the end of an era.

  • And take a playstation and all of them with you nice..

  • It's no real shit all it's is an calendar it could be ancient and similar in some ways but that doesn't mean that the worlds ending and if it does spend time with the love one

  • its 2012 the end of the world dosent exist anymore

  • if that calendar ends then would that be the Mayans January 1st? Our calendar starts over every year. So what if the Mayans calendar is many more years they ours

  • How did i get here i was just watching Nigahiga-Forever Alone ...........lolz

  • Do you think anyone with an IQ of over 15 is gonna believe this shit, fuckhead!!!!!!

  • ¬_¬ Like that's possible...

  • Give me ur money ur cat ur dog ur mom it doesn't really matter we are gonna die

  • i survived 2001

    i survived 6/6/2006

    i survive justin bieber

    i survived 11/11/2011

    2012 bring it on

  • like if you are watching this in 2012

  • 2012 D-day is not real!the mayans are retards anyway!!!i am willing to bet all that i've got to say that December 21,2012 will go on as any regular day.but what you think is what you think.

  • and who in the hell has 50,00 dollars to spend on something that is not true anyway!!! and where the hell is an appocolipstic shelter???!!! retard!!

  • 1 pack is missing 53

  • waterproof mathces really?

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  • shut the crap up move on with your lives the maims r sum they were wiped out so shut up

  • I'll need non perishable foods? Okay, I'll do like Family Guy, but...

    I will need A LOT of Twinkies.

  • wtf

    

  • This is quite hilarious, I am totally doing this... If I had the money.

  • i come from the future and we are safe :P

  • @Lotherax you are right there!!!and i am sickick and 12-12-12will go on as any regular day.and did you notice that all the numbers are the same??i wonder why that is!

  • you know it's a joke, right...

  • GET A GUN AND BULLETS

  • Thumbs Up If You Watching It in 2012

  • and a weed stash

  • they miss out the main thing. you need fucking guns!

  • How to survive the end of the world? Howcast...are you fucking me?

  • @Thelaughingstalks11 you think its crazy

  • @Thelaughingstalks11 YOU FORGOT TO ADD KIDDING , BECAUSE YOU ARE SAYING THAT HE IS FUCKING YOU .

  • Lol!!! Here's the problem with that earthquakes,magma coming from under,and nobody survives doomsday

  • Just call the Death Star to blow up Plant X

  • If this never happens on December 21 i will be thinking i have been wasting my time sitting in a safe room. Oh yeah, YOU WILL STILL DIE IF YOU HIDE

  • I'm gonna laugh my ass off at all these paranoid people, when 2013 comes 😜

  • A box of crackers to feed all the mutated women in exchange for blowies and sex

    and a pair of white Nikes to show everyone that your the boss

  • Wet-wipes to clean your semen, tears, and blood off your body A picture of your xbox to remind you of what your living for 5 cans of febreze because you have no need for hygiene A portrait of chris brown for motivation A few boxes of poptarts All your pokemon cards to use as currency after the apocalypse More porn A sharp stick to fight off zombies A sharper stick to fight off Kieth Richards Snack packs only the chocolate kind
  • you will need: A significant amount of Alcohol 500 000 bags of Doritos A very large amount of porn and lubricant A Gameboy with pokemon and zelda games 5 pounds of cannabis with lighter and paraphernalia A 5 gallon jug of milk for your 90 boxes of coco puffs Sweatpants and white-beater fruit roll ups A loaded revolver in case you want to kill your self A mirror so you can talk to it A backup mirror in case you shoot your first mirror for being cocky Toilet paper
  • Howcast are out of idéas

  • If you survive, it won't be the end of the world! Besides, everyone is going to survive!

  • You've really run out of fucking ideas haven't you?

  • chuck norris can survive anything

    

  • but wot about a girl, i cant be spending time beneath the ground without a girl : (

  • This is dumb, why would you wanna survive and repopulate humanity! Just die

    Oh wait, WE WONT DIE CUZ ITS NOT TRUE GOD!

    Oh no mom the worlds gonna end, lets go hide in the toolshed