Night Owls Illustrated With Mario Paint

[mermaidman1985]

cant beat abit of shankshaw redemption.

[DooeyNME]

Where the hell did he get Robert calf from? Ha ha

[Strawberrycream69]

spy kids 1...spy kids 2. hahahaha

he said exactly the same just last week !!! i was waiting for it coming and when it did i just pissed me sell HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[MegaPrincesspeach]

how can i make an animation on mario paint D: i dunt know T_T

[qwerty1234993]

haha its the porn man

[MsDeadCorpse]

shittest radio thing ever

[glenbolton]

Hardy ,, love it mate , glen the cabbie ( boozevan )

[englishguy2005]

I love how Alan just talked to any silly bugger! Thats what makes this show great! You can call in and just ramble on about ANYTHING! Used to listen to this when I did nightshift security back in 1998. kept making me fall asleep though haha - Alans voice!!

[VivaCityChannel]

check this one out.... youtube.com/watch?v=6ZbcTpcbHX­U

[satanisteileen]

lol

[headchew]

that was well funny

[ArthBHx]

Hahaha. If the animation was better I would be giving it 5 stars. As it is, I'm giving it 4.

[Strawberrycream69]

hahahaha...class!! more!! more!! i only listen in while at work and sometimes email the odd comment coz i havnt got the bottle to ring in.

[jakemortus]

this guy is ok compared to that stupid wife that rings up every tuesday who seems to get half the show to herself. the one who questions absolutely everything.

why do we say cool as a cucumber? why do we say half cocked and not half willied? why was it pigs that be might flying? why doesnt a search party have kazoos and streamers? why Alan? why? why? why? why? why? why? why?

[BalaclavaReturns]

yeah she is well anoyin, is that her that laughs hystericly at everything alan says?

[youngelvisnightowls]

because she may want to know it.or people she may know may want to know.not everyone in the world is perfect ma friend.i admit im probs the worst caller ever!!!and that is not seeking publicity.i actually do think that.

[burnthechickens]

Stu (I think) told Jeff about this video...wonder if he ever watched it...

It's funny, but I feel kinda bad for laughing. I crack up whenever Alan's talking to Jeff or Angela though XD

[youngelvisnightowls]

yeah it is funny how he can be really serious about one thing and then take the mick of out other things.but in a way i like Jeff and Ang.both nice people though i aint met Jeff yet.Ang can OK sometimes.

[coperfieldthegreat]

He ate a friggin bug WTF

[AndyNarcotic]

that was sweet that mate haha ...iv only tuned into this show once or twice...and some of the numptys that ring in...fuuukin hell haha

[youngelvisnightowls]

you do get the odd numpty but its great.

[ShroudedFury]

Gonna try and call Alan tonight at 10:30 lol

[localiser1]

this video is great!!!! very funny.

[bev1806]

He Kicked this guy off for bad mouthing gay people lol

[TrueBlueHalliday]

Make more of these. fucking class

[coxynufc]

Just hadn't checked this page for a while I expected it to be unused and unloved by now.

[davies141]

cheers coxy mate that kid who wrote that if i get me hands on him i will rip his face off anyway stranger where have u been

[davies141]

Crawfy whatever mate when i get my hands on you i am going to rip your fucking face off cunt

[coxynufc]

Listen mate, I havent been on this vid for a while but just ignore that little bastard he isn't worth it. I know you don't need to be told this but none of the Owls are glad that your fathers dead and it makes me sick to make me think someone would say that.

[crawfy9119]

davies141 daddy is better off dead thats where the silly cunt has to be as he cannot speak propaly he is just a fucking idiot so davies 141 i am glad your dad is dead you fucked up cunt just like the rest of the night owls

[crawfy9119]

Night owls are idiots jut like davies141 father his father was gay as fuck

[youngelvisnightowls]

its not nice disrespecting others family members passings.everyone liked his dad.i neva met him but he was good to listen too so dont go disrespecting other people.alan is great.

[crawfy9119]

davies141 i wonder if your daddy is pissing on you from heaven

[crawfy9119]

davies141 father died of a drug overdose everyone ha ha ha

[crawfy9119]

Davies141 your father was a totally idiot he deserves to be passed away

[crawfy9119]

CCCCCCCCC

[gorillaz803]

jeff is the best night owl

[davies141]

Well said dale bullionbars is such a wank he is just a waste of space listen bullionbars you take the piss out off my father again there will be trouble tell u what meet me somewhere in town one on one chicken or are u in

[DaleAnthonyScott]

...that you must be pretty fucking lonely and use this as escapism from the fact your probably dull and boring life leads to offending others who have something to talk about, you embarressment to society. Good video by the way for those who appriciate the value of "if you have nothing good to say don't say it"

[DaleAnthonyScott]

Well bullionbars, to rebound your darkly humourous comments, I find it hilarious that such a high class person as yourself can sit all day on YouTube trying to offend others because he's in a better position. Grow up. If you were better than any of these people here, you wouldn't be wasting our time with derogatory comments. The fact these "poor primark clothes wearing people" or whatever you call them have commented on a COMMUNITY based video and you come along brandishing them is a sign...

[TheMart]

That is superb like. Alan Robson is a ginger Des Lynam and that is a fact.

[LordWedgewood]

hahaha your comment is the best here and that is also a fact.

[carrot708]

Would be nice if he said Hi Alan to start with. Personally I think its Alan who wants to do the hanging when Jeff and the Cult that is Ange comes on one after the other. PS this is coxynufc on my cuz's account.

[youngelvisnightowls]

i think,personally jeff is boring,but hes a nightowl and thats all that counts.i just want to know why has he got an obsession for DVDs?

[toonryan]

Nightowl of the year in my opinion

[AmYaGal]

luvd the vid but felt a bit sad that u made jeff hang himself tht was ott sorry like

[coxynufc]

What was Stu thinking of last night when he told Jeff? Did he WATCH the video??? Thank god he hasn't got a PC!

[youngelvisnightowls]

LEGEND.

[laurenhall45]

haha funny likke

[linkinpark1454]

plz suscribe to me love the show

[davies141]

WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK RENT BOY

[davies141]

PLEASE STOP IT LET ME GREIVE OK

[davies141]

WHY THE NASTY COMMENTS

[davies141]

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

[sammyc2k8]

dont talk about alan robson like that hes mint

[youngelvisnightowls]

legend

[davies141]

justbeingnasty i heard that you were taking the piss out of my dads passing why do a witty thing like that

[bigtiggscats]

hi gareth,

dont let the mindless minority get to you rise above it mate, you know us real nightowls loved your father to bits, you hang in there mate

[bullionbars27]

'witty' ??? Surely you mean 'shitty'??? You must get that spell check sorted out you know.

[davies141]

justbeingnasty why the comments about pasted over is it a piss take out of me dad who died in january

[CptnSpauldings]

GET TO THOSE PHONES!!!!!!!

[CptnSpauldingsKSW]

GET TO THOSE PHONES!!!!!!! CptnSpauldings is the REAL pro scientologist.

[davies141]

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[laurajanerichardson]

Alan robson is an utter Legend, ii listing to him everynight and he's great he did save a young girls life. and if you dont liike dont be sad enough to come on here and slag him of what a way to waste your time. LowLife

[davies141]

yeah there was just me i am the only one he had my mother passed away 4 yrs ag then me dad went

[davies141]

thanks steve from sheilds i will do a shout out for ya !!!!!

[bigtiggscats]

gareth hi mate, your dad was, still is an inspiration to us all , it was not long ago he spoke to me saying he was the happiest man in the world.

every nightowl i know sends their blessings gareth.

hope you and the rest of clives family are doing ok under the circumstances

[bigtiggscats]

hi gareth, how you coping mate, hope you are well, you are very highly thought of with us nightowls, so if you need us we are here for you always gareth always

[davies141]

hi again thanks for all your kind words i am missing me dad clive so much its ripping me to bits my father died as he took his own life he was missing my mother who passed away4 years ago

[bigtiggscats]

gareth herd you on nightowls tonight mate about you dad clive, bless, i have many fond memories of clive on nightowls he will be sadly missed by us all.

sadly gone but never never forgotten

take care

steve clark - north shields

[sabrefanbrad]

Whats happened to Clive

[bigtiggscats]

he has sadly pasted over

[sabrefanbrad]

arrr god how..Not being rude but was Clive the one that was rather hard to understand with his speaking..How did the poor man die?

[justbeingnasty]

Apparently he 'pasted over'...not sure what sort of paste it was but rumour is it was wallpaper paste.

[justbeingnasty]

'pasted over'??? Was it tuna paste or salmon paste?

[coxynufc]

You horrible person. Have you no shame? It's bad enough making comments like you have been about a well respected and decent person but to then go and take the mick out of the dead! Apparantly your so perfect that you can't lay one typing error to rest but raise it up again like spell-check on word. It's hard after someone has died and doesn't have to be any harder with a brain-dead idiot like you posting 'intelligent' comments.

[bullionbars27]

I find it horrible and shameful that someone can hawk around their relative's death as some kind of 'entertainment', for the amusement of underclass, Primark-clothes wearing trash like you lot. I have plenty of respect for people who have earned it, but none at all for the benefit-fraudster, council-house dwelling half wits who 'love' that ginger cunt Alan Robson.

[coxynufc]

I don't live in a council house and am not a benefit fruadster. And entertainment? He's not hawking around, he's devastated as anyone with a heart would be. But if your getting amusement from it as it looks like you shamefully are, you must be the underclass. Finally if you don't like Alan or the Owls don't search for it and don't comment on.

[bullionbars27]

So basically, people can only comment on things they LIKE can they? If that were the case there would be no informed debate on many topics...now go and take your Pit Bull for a walk then come home and watch the 'toon' on your 163 inch telly (bought on credit), you thick mawkish bag of wind & piss.

[coxynufc]

That still doesn't tell me why you searched for it in the first place. Whats a pit bull got to do with it? I don't like them and i don't have one. I haven't got a 163 inch telly, i don't want, i don't need one and i don't know anyone with one. And I never said that you couldn't comment on a video that you didn't like, but that still doesn't mean that you have the right to go critcising other people and showing no respect to them whatever their state is in life.

[bullionbars27]

More importantly, has anyone found out what kind of paste it was yet? Alan is very worried in case it was salmon paste as he is allergic to fish. PLEASE, for Alan's sake, can someone FIND OUT.

[bigtiggscats]

hi elvis, steve from north shields here, i keep watching this video and i crease evertime dvd jeff comes on to talk about his latest dvds, pleased alan is back tonight, nightowls is rubbish when stewy does it, im more of a emailer to nightowls not offen phone in

[davies141]

hi kool video just wanna tell everyone thanks to all the night owls making me feel comfortable since i lost my great dad Clive all the best everyone

[bigtiggscats]

hi there we loved clive on nightowls he is sadly missed, condolences from steve and family north shields, deeply sorry for you loss.

[leauk]

I see the Alan haters have the maturity and sense of plank of wood. But I suppose we can't all be good at everything.

[coxynufc]

I'm sick of all these people bad mouthing Alan and the Nightowls. They've probably listened to it once on a bad night... oh sorry i forgot theres never a bad night when the owls are on.

[bigtiggscats]

yipee i got the mobile phone version of this funny dvd jeff vid if anyone wants happy new year to davy the milkman heather from peterlee dvd jeff (of course) elvis from north shields linda from blyth the cult of ange paul from south shields ( and micheal) our hazel, yes our little hazel sargent major pam from gateshead CLIVE WE MISS YOU, GOD BLESS steve - north shields

[473fkg]

hi steve thank you for the new year thing.this is young elvis from north shields.its sad to hear about clive aint it?will give you a shout out tonight ok.

[bigtiggscats]

hi nightowls, can this video be downloaded to keep on my pc,

hi davy lad, checkout my dogs web vids, yup he has his own blog :bigtiggscats

love the video loads, dvd jeff is mint

steve clark - north shields

[justbeingnasty]

If you deluded retards only knew what Alan says about you behind your backs...calls you all mongoloid twats, laughs at your sad desperate lives and HATES it when he has to meet 'the public', he insists on using anti-bacterial spray on his hands all the time cos he says you are all crawling with shit-flies.

[zakbolton93]

it is DAVEY the Milkman

[473fkg]

hi davey its elvis from n.shields.

[473fkg]

areet davey its young elvis from north shields.areet?giz a pint of milk.haha.

[shabbyweddings]

The only place Alan is a legend is under the arches round the back of the Central Station where he is frequently found servicing illegal immigrants. He is a tragic little has been, a laughing stock, a liability and his bird looks like a fucking pantomime dame.

[bigsam1892]

hi i am dave the milk man , some may know me some may ot but alan is a legend

[4evrFriends]

Davy its lisa i came across this while i was looking for darryl way little plum. Alans a wonderful man, nightowls is a place of refuge for the lonely and for those in need Alans a top man and hes a good friend.

[473fkg]

hia lisa its young elvis from north shields.i totally agree with you on the nightows and alan.hope to hear from you soon.

[4evrFriends]

Hello Elvis, ha did you know its Lisa Marie Presleys birthday on 1st feb its mine2. I was named after Elvis daughter, funny Alans got an Elvis on the show and a Lisa Marie too.

[4evrFriends]

Yes im so sorry to hear about Clive also he was a great nightowl and a good man all my love to Clives family.God bless xxxx

[473fkg]

areet davey its young elvis from north shields.giz a pint of milk.i think nightowls is great.

[473fkg]

hia davy hope your feeling alot better now when you had to runs!!!this is young elvis from north shields and ano its to late but congradulations on comming 2ND in the top 10 nightowl of the year.its a shame i wasnt in it coz i only started a few months ago.hope to meet you one because my cousin and best mate always talk about you and want to meet you aswell.cant go as far as washington sorry.hope to hear from you soon & will give you a shout out tonight and can i have a pint of milk please?haha.

[473fkg]

areet davy its young elvis from north shields.how you doing?

[laurajanerichardson]

ii was just checking out this video on alan roson (: he's a great man ii listing everynight and iii listin to you when your on elvis. ii thiink your miint! Lol is it possible to have your email address if you have one, for msn E.G thanks (Laura 15 bedlington)please reply

[VivaCityChannel]

check this one out.... youtube.com/watch?v=6ZbcTpcbHX­U

[nycjamie]

Does anybody remember the regular Communist caller STEVE FROM SEAHAM?

"Alan, is it fair that someone who works in a car factory can't afford a car? WELL IS IT?"

Etc.

[willcoolhello]

Alan Robson is a talentless greasy haired pasty faced ginger cunt & the retards who phone his 'show' are obviously on strong medication. How can anyone think a rambling incoherent Northerner pissing on about nothing is entertainment? And as for the callers...God help us, bunch of socially inadequate benefit frauds. Robson is a grade A cunt, a whining ugly little twat, all the bosses & staff at Metro fucking hate him, the arrogant shit head.

[473fkg]

r u taking the mik.alan is a legend and if u have a rpoblem then phone the nightowls and tell him because alan is a legend.he helps others,he does things for charity,he does things that no other radio prsenter would eva dream of doing.calling me a retard r u as well a sother callers?

[shabbyweddings]

I have attempted to translate your posting & not had much luck...are you one of the illegal immigrants who has had the sense shagged out of him by Alan? He certainly DOES do things no other radio presenter would do, including sucking off stray dogs.

[473fkg]

not very nice.

[coxynufc]

I don't know why you have such a problem with Alan or the owls. If you don't like it fine. But don't go slagging other Nightowls off because you don't like it. If we like it it's up to us if we want to talk about it that's up to us as well. So if you don't like it don't post comments about it and let us talk about it.

[Huntingdwarfs]

why would you search in alan robson and watch and comment a video if you hate the night owls

[justbeingnasty]

For the same reason that you slow down to look at a hideous car crash...

[4evrFriends]

Alan saved a girls life last week on air, someone that can put a bit of happiness into even the saddest persons life deserves more respect than this so why are you on here posting nasty comments about alan why do you have such a problem with the owls if you dont like night owls thats fine but dont go slagging us off over the internet

[4evrFriends]

for shabbyweddings

[jetcat32]

i love this! have listened to nightowls for nearly 20 years, and this has me crying with laughter! brings back so many memories of other callers who i could barely understand but were soooooo funny!

[troyA234]

night owls rocks

[keysafcftm]

jeff from benwall does ya head in wen he tunes in i tune out

[troyA234]

yes thts true i wonder what dvds he has this week lol

[keysafcftm]

lol i dont meen to sound funny but i can barelyy understand him

[troyA234]

no1 can i think

[keysafcftm]

night owls in 45 mins i havnt listened in two weeks so im sort of excited :S lol

[troyA234]

lol i try to listen everytime i can

[de5erve]

haha nice one.. told you id check it..

[fu11erthanempty]

One vote for Night owls! Kick a** well done. Hilarious.

[gallagher468]

funniest thing i have ever seen! ever! make some more man.

[Tizer2k7]

LMAO!

Nearly choked laughing..

[2xnkote]

class that like ryan :D

[partack1]

LOL!!!! favourited. the pen1s in the background was a nice touch

[leauk]

Great video!

[seatondelaval]

Excellent Video! My mam was drinking a bottle of Coke while watching it and now my floor of soacking from when she spat it out with laughter! I hope to see more videos like this as this one is great!

Stephen from Seaton Delaval

[jtanunleashed]

night owls vote

[darrin73]

night owls vote

[lethalmore]

"Night Owls" the best video ive seen great work xD

[VonRichter]

Play-by-play:

"Nessie leaps to the front of the pack, while Mario Gore II battles with Night Owls at 2nd place. Another tie at #3 between Stone Age & newcomer Sailor Moon."

MARIO PAINT CONTEST current totals:

RANK/VOTES/VIDEO

1 3 PBS Documentary: Nessie: WOTW

2 2 Mario Gore Fest II: The Lost Levelings

2 2 Night Owls

3 1 Stone Age

3 1 Sailor Moon

All the rest = 0 votes.

[stacie0313]

I've watched your video quite a few times already and it still makes me laugh. Nice job! Mario Paint FTW! ^_^

[Danikhali]

Absolutely Hilarious, Please Please add more!

[199markp]

The Shankshaw Redemption HAHA!

Great vid, would love to see more.

[floorfilla92]

belta

it shuda bin alan who was hangin himsel not jeff

[VonRichter]

nice!

[betamaxd]

that is just genuis

[rubytuesday87]

Hahahahahah! So true :-). richard from south shields next...i wonder what he looks like! brilliant video.

Sarah

[xspudxV2]

"...Chitty chitty bang bang"

xD

[Dom2oo7]

Classic, love the video thought it was funny as out you should make some more one with elenor and bernadette from jarrow would be topper Dom from Washington

[gizakiss]

did,nt know alan was that hansome. great vid. more please.

[daEvans06]

LMAO

Fantastic stuff. Keep them coming, you have to do one for Heather lol

David in Hartlepool

[daEvans06]

LMAO

Fantastic stuff. Keep them coming, you have to do one for Heather lol

David in Hartlepool

[donbushell]

Ohh my god, wots that's that in the picture frame at 1 min 16 sec, lmao !!!

[donbushell]

WOW, great video so funny please do some more !!!

[samhogy]

Man that was so funny, you're a legend for doing this! Next on the list: Davey the Milkman, or Richard from South Shields??

Sam from Harlow Green

[lee869]

lol nice one

[Quoggy]

Hey Hardy,

That was great mate! GEoff makes us all feel like hanging ourselves! Alan loved this and I was also laughing hysterically. Keep up the good work hun!

Quoggy

(fellow night owl, in alan's rogues gallery!)