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  • YES shrek kix ass with his ass by his side (donkey) WOOT

  • omg i love this!! its sooooooooooo funny x

  • Keep ur feet off the grass,

    Shine ur shoes wipe ur...(ass)face!

    XD

    I never get tired of it!

    XDDDDDDD

  • MUAHAhAHA!

    Evil-y funny!

  • omg this is the song me and my friend were singing @ P.E and my friend sang it like almost perfect!

  • But DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN is best !!! :D

  • It's wonderfull!!! I love it! The best scene of the film :D

  • Donkeys face on the photo is possibly the greatest reaction to that situation, ever.

  • Best song in the fucking world!!!

    Lou how can you not rememeber!!!!

  • i never noticed that when i was little...

    keep your feet off the grass

    shine your shoes wipe your... FACE!

  • it's kinda sad how foreign languages wouldn't understand the "grass.. face" joke, since grass and the a-word don't rhyme in other languages.

  • In other languages we have different lyrics if you don't know.

  • At least in spanish we didn't had that rhyme, but now i understand and it is very funny

  • yes we do since we have here in brazil

    "na cabeça shampoo , limpe bem o seu ... pé"

    which means

    "in the head it's shampoo , clean well your ... feet "

    may not sound very good to you but it rhymes on portuguese and it's pretty funny too

  • I'm forcing an online friend/music artist to make a happy hardcore remix.

    Hee hee.

  • Please keep off the grass

    Shine your shoes

    Wipe your... FACE!

  • Mwahaha,awesome. I used to sing this all the time.

  • We all expected a different word that rhymes in place of face

  • omg! its is soo funny! shine your shoes wipe your___ Face!

  • I love those kinds of jokes where, with the rhyme scheme, you expect a bad word but then they replace it. This always cracks me up. :)

  • The last second rules. And the best part is... Keep your foot off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your... face!

  • thats my favorite part!!!!

  • this is my favorite video it makes me laugh like crazy

  • (XD Love that song.)

  • @kAtiePers0n

    the face of donkey on the photo is indeed epic. Those eyes haha O_O

  • LMAO!! The one behind the bars gets me every time!

  • LMAO

  • Always my dad's favorite part in the movie :)

  • wipe your...face.

  • youtube rocks

  • i luv the part after this where theyre walking & donkeys humming the song i luv shrek!

  • i am laughing hysterically love this part!!

  • this iz soooooooooooooooooo funny! i luv shrek!

  • Donkeys face on the photo is possibly the greatest reaction to that situation, ever.

  • LOL.

    wipe your...face.

    hilarious.

  • I can't wait to see how they do it in the musical!

  • They're making a musical?!

  • It's already made! They just need to fix it up a little bit. Like Fiona's transformations, Dragon, and a love duet for Shrek and Fiona. And they cut Robin Hood. But it still sounds pretty good!

  • shreks face at 0:16, priceless

  • ha ha, best scene in the movie

  • welcome to duloc what a perfect town here we have some rules let us lay them down stay in a single file line and you doin quite fine doloc is the perfect place please keep off of the grass shine you shoes wipe you... they were ganna say ass but they said face!!! that is my favaorite partLOL

  • I fuckin love this scene man. Definitely a favorite.

  • hhahaha wipe your........FACE!!!

  • this is the best part of the 1st shrek movie!

    but they missed donkeys line!

  • Damn! The best part is missing where Donkey says, "Wow, let's do that again!"

  • Genius song XD

  • when i first saw this, i didn't get the "shine your shoes, whipe your... face" part, but i cracked up at shrek and donkey's picture at the end! too funny!

  • The first time I saw that, I thought that thing was gonna explode or something. lol

  • Please keep off the grass, shine your shoes wipe your...face!

  • It'll be interesting, seeing how this transfers to the stage. To cut this song, especially considering the LACK of theatre-worthy songs in the movie, would be suicidal!

  • HA HA Shrek and Donkey look hilareous there thinking WTF???!!!

  • plz keep off of the grass wipe your shoes and your.....FACE LOL!

  • "shine your shoes, whipe your...face!"

    That has to be the funniest Shrek moment EVER! you can't top that!

  • cute!

  • lol

    "shine your shoes wipe your.....face!!"

    lmao XD

  • the little guy in jail in a nice touch ^-^

  • lol BEST PART EVER

  • shine your shoes whie your....face :D

  • just friggin awesome!!

  • Ive been looking everywhere for this song!!!!!! must make my ring tone!

  • lol, that would be an awesome ringtone!

  • This song PWNs.

  • RULES!

  • thanks for uploading!

  • lol

  • woooow....let's do that again!

  • -Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town.

    -Here we have some rules, let us lay them down

    -Don't make waves.

    -Stay in line.

    -And we'll get a long fine.

    -Duloc is a perfect place.

    -Please keep off the grass.

    -Shine your shoes. Wipe your... face...

  • wipe your-- face!

    LMAO!!!

  • At :35 look at Shrek's face.

  • Shine your shoes, wipe your...

    FACE!

  • can enybody send me the letter of th song?

    thanks!

  • loool!

  • jaja me encanta

  • i like how the video ended exactly with the picture, nice

  • what a catchy song! =D

  • Shrek makes a funny face!

  • 1st time i saw this on was on DVD, & I LAUGHED TOOO HARD!!! I rewinded thia part SOO many times!!!

    wipe your....face!

  • I wonder what this would look like in the musicl... (Yes, there is a Shrek musical coming out on Broadway.)

  • ....woah...

  • Tis what I said when I heard about it.

  • JAJAJA xD

  • omg i looooooooooove this part in the movie!

  • Thanks for the lyrics!!!

  • Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down If you stay in line Then we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place.. Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your.. Face.. Duloc is.. Duloc is.. Duloc is a per..fect.. place!! Love this song!!
  • lol i love wipe your.......face and the picture XD

  • S.W.E.E.T!

  • The look on Donkey's face in the Polaroid is priceless!

  • I love this part!!!!! Wipe your ...... face.

  • wipe your.... face

  • haha

  • shrek!

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