It's already made! They just need to fix it up a little bit. Like Fiona's transformations, Dragon, and a love duet for Shrek and Fiona. And they cut Robin Hood. But it still sounds pretty good!
welcome to duloc what a perfect town here we have some rules let us lay them down stay in a single file line and you doin quite fine doloc is the perfect place please keep off of the grass shine you shoes wipe you... they were ganna say ass but they said face!!! that is my favaorite partLOL
when i first saw this, i didn't get the "shine your shoes, whipe your... face" part, but i cracked up at shrek and donkey's picture at the end! too funny!
It'll be interesting, seeing how this transfers to the stage. To cut this song, especially considering the LACK of theatre-worthy songs in the movie, would be suicidal!
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down If you stay in line Then we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place.. Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your.. Face.. Duloc is.. Duloc is.. Duloc is a per..fect.. place!! Love this song!!
YES shrek kix ass with his ass by his side (donkey) WOOT
hockeychick8p 3 years ago
omg i love this!! its sooooooooooo funny x
SmileyEmmax 3 years ago
Keep ur feet off the grass,
Shine ur shoes wipe ur...(ass)face!
XD
I never get tired of it!
XDDDDDDD
hidersand1092 3 years ago
MUAHAhAHA!
Evil-y funny!
Calamatouschild 3 years ago
omg this is the song me and my friend were singing @ P.E and my friend sang it like almost perfect!
anime4ever121 3 years ago
But DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN is best !!! :D
EurovisionMontenegro 3 years ago
It's wonderfull!!! I love it! The best scene of the film :D
immara88 3 years ago 2
Donkeys face on the photo is possibly the greatest reaction to that situation, ever.
wannabeair007 3 years ago 2
Best song in the fucking world!!!
Lou how can you not rememeber!!!!
zebra1x 3 years ago
i never noticed that when i was little...
keep your feet off the grass
shine your shoes wipe your... FACE!
Amazonally 3 years ago 3
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cubehead978 3 years ago
it's kinda sad how foreign languages wouldn't understand the "grass.. face" joke, since grass and the a-word don't rhyme in other languages.
watareulookingat123 3 years ago
In other languages we have different lyrics if you don't know.
Sleepx 3 years ago 7
At least in spanish we didn't had that rhyme, but now i understand and it is very funny
superbarajaso 3 years ago
yes we do since we have here in brazil
"na cabeça shampoo , limpe bem o seu ... pé"
which means
"in the head it's shampoo , clean well your ... feet "
may not sound very good to you but it rhymes on portuguese and it's pretty funny too
LipeSniper 3 years ago
I'm forcing an online friend/music artist to make a happy hardcore remix.
Hee hee.
csdthegreat 3 years ago
Please keep off the grass
Shine your shoes
Wipe your... FACE!
mary39806 3 years ago 4
Mwahaha,awesome. I used to sing this all the time.
luvstans26 3 years ago
We all expected a different word that rhymes in place of face
Sindal55 3 years ago
omg! its is soo funny! shine your shoes wipe your___ Face!
lilmissribbit 3 years ago 2
I love those kinds of jokes where, with the rhyme scheme, you expect a bad word but then they replace it. This always cracks me up. :)
hogbackmtn 3 years ago
The last second rules. And the best part is... Keep your foot off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your... face!
TheDirectorofFoo 3 years ago
thats my favorite part!!!!
iLuvMyBabies1989 3 years ago
this is my favorite video it makes me laugh like crazy
doorsrock1234 3 years ago
(XD Love that song.)
TheOnlyItachiUchiha 3 years ago
@kAtiePers0n
the face of donkey on the photo is indeed epic. Those eyes haha O_O
DiThomasso 3 years ago
LMAO!! The one behind the bars gets me every time!
CatherineDeMerville 3 years ago
LMAO
Cooliestgirl14 3 years ago
Always my dad's favorite part in the movie :)
DeadRaymanWalking 3 years ago 2
wipe your...face.
Dreamworksprogram 3 years ago 5
youtube rocks
popsingerstar 3 years ago 5
i luv the part after this where theyre walking & donkeys humming the song i luv shrek!
popsingerstar 3 years ago
i am laughing hysterically love this part!!
varsitycheerx12x 3 years ago
this iz soooooooooooooooooo funny! i luv shrek!
popsingerstar 3 years ago
Donkeys face on the photo is possibly the greatest reaction to that situation, ever.
TrampMasterFlash 3 years ago 4
LOL.
wipe your...face.
hilarious.
sydneypossible 3 years ago 3
I can't wait to see how they do it in the musical!
ztslovebird 3 years ago
They're making a musical?!
the06bug 3 years ago 2
It's already made! They just need to fix it up a little bit. Like Fiona's transformations, Dragon, and a love duet for Shrek and Fiona. And they cut Robin Hood. But it still sounds pretty good!
ztslovebird 3 years ago
shreks face at 0:16, priceless
TimVS4000 3 years ago 2
ha ha, best scene in the movie
moheh 3 years ago 4
welcome to duloc what a perfect town here we have some rules let us lay them down stay in a single file line and you doin quite fine doloc is the perfect place please keep off of the grass shine you shoes wipe you... they were ganna say ass but they said face!!! that is my favaorite partLOL
animals250 3 years ago 5
I fuckin love this scene man. Definitely a favorite.
reizza 3 years ago 3
hhahaha wipe your........FACE!!!
BockChoiBoy 3 years ago 8
this is the best part of the 1st shrek movie!
but they missed donkeys line!
firemadisme 3 years ago 5
Damn! The best part is missing where Donkey says, "Wow, let's do that again!"
GameDude2008 3 years ago 4
Genius song XD
FujiCahn 3 years ago 2
when i first saw this, i didn't get the "shine your shoes, whipe your... face" part, but i cracked up at shrek and donkey's picture at the end! too funny!
watareulookingat123 3 years ago
The first time I saw that, I thought that thing was gonna explode or something. lol
ambiancesb 3 years ago
Please keep off the grass, shine your shoes wipe your...face!
shootthekitty 3 years ago
It'll be interesting, seeing how this transfers to the stage. To cut this song, especially considering the LACK of theatre-worthy songs in the movie, would be suicidal!
ztslovebird 3 years ago
HA HA Shrek and Donkey look hilareous there thinking WTF???!!!
kbm019894 3 years ago 2
plz keep off of the grass wipe your shoes and your.....FACE LOL!
amazinglilly 3 years ago
"shine your shoes, whipe your...face!"
That has to be the funniest Shrek moment EVER! you can't top that!
watareulookingat123 3 years ago 3
cute!
arizon111 3 years ago
lol
"shine your shoes wipe your.....face!!"
lmao XD
sweetgrl90 3 years ago 3
the little guy in jail in a nice touch ^-^
silverpencil6 3 years ago
lol BEST PART EVER
xFINExLINEx 3 years ago
shine your shoes whie your....face :D
darkshad86 3 years ago 3
just friggin awesome!!
linda2011 3 years ago
Ive been looking everywhere for this song!!!!!! must make my ring tone!
thelildude 3 years ago 2
lol, that would be an awesome ringtone!
watareulookingat123 3 years ago
This song PWNs.
DancingMutant007 3 years ago 2
RULES!
pieriboo 3 years ago
thanks for uploading!
lotrfan8 3 years ago 3
lol
harhog1234 3 years ago 3
woooow....let's do that again!
cloudSTRIFE1804 3 years ago 6
-Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town.
-Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
-Don't make waves.
-Stay in line.
-And we'll get a long fine.
-Duloc is a perfect place.
-Please keep off the grass.
-Shine your shoes. Wipe your... face...
gottierita 3 years ago 6
wipe your-- face!
LMAO!!!
luckstruck 3 years ago 5
At :35 look at Shrek's face.
EricAKATheBelgianGuy 3 years ago 5
Shine your shoes, wipe your...
FACE!
imissrose123 3 years ago 2
can enybody send me the letter of th song?
thanks!
ginnyrowling 3 years ago
loool!
pijlenboog23 4 years ago
jaja me encanta
alextar7 4 years ago
i like how the video ended exactly with the picture, nice
bandofbrothersmovie 4 years ago 2
what a catchy song! =D
skinboarder2005 4 years ago
Shrek makes a funny face!
lparker0 4 years ago
1st time i saw this on was on DVD, & I LAUGHED TOOO HARD!!! I rewinded thia part SOO many times!!!
wipe your....face!
mariamqwert 4 years ago 5
I wonder what this would look like in the musicl... (Yes, there is a Shrek musical coming out on Broadway.)
shokre312 4 years ago
....woah...
mariamqwert 4 years ago
Tis what I said when I heard about it.
shokre312 4 years ago
JAJAJA xD
reveprofond 4 years ago
omg i looooooooooove this part in the movie!
Aadj00705 4 years ago 2
Thanks for the lyrics!!!
devastador 4 years ago
ShadowMaker13 4 years ago 2
lol i love wipe your.......face and the picture XD
SarahSYH 4 years ago
S.W.E.E.T!
SaSin1 4 years ago
The look on Donkey's face in the Polaroid is priceless!
SuiginChou 4 years ago 2
I love this part!!!!! Wipe your ...... face.
InuyashaKagomegirl 4 years ago
wipe your.... face
l337m45t4h 4 years ago 2
haha
HappyLittleMuffin 4 years ago
shrek!
thepinksnowflake 4 years ago