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  • I'm 13 and I wait for the day wen a owl gives me my Hogwarts letter and I'm bi but no one knows

  • i am a coward who runs away from my problems, so i never know where i stand with people

    i spent most of middle school believing that my dad didn't love me

  • i talk out loud all the time or i'll be sitting in a room full of people thinking of a story to write or something and just burst out laughing like an idiot :D

  • I sometimes think the world will be gone, and i will be the only one alive. I would have all the things in the world, and if i ever get lonely, i ask heaven and whoever i want comes back to life again :)

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  • My confession is that I will always be in love with a guy who used me. I can't change my feelings, no matter how hard I try and no matter what he does to me in the future, I will always love him.

  • I do the talking out loud thing too. And imagining that this is all a dream or fantasy. An even though I amd 14, I still secretely hope that an owl will show up wih a Hogwarts letter and an apology about how late it was. I don't think I'll ever stop hoping to go to Hogwarts!

  • When I'm alone, all by myself I like to lick my nipples until they feel like chocolate chips and I bite the until they bleed. Once I think I almost ripped one off. Tomorrow I'm going to try the same thing with my balls. Speaking of my balls, sometimes I dip my testicles in a tea cup filled with hot grease.

  • @TitanHyperion741 You must be really flexable

  • @TitanHyperion741 Oh lord Flexible I meant flexible

    I really need to learn to spell lol

  • When I'm home alone I pretend I'm a ballet dancer. ._.

  • When I'm alone at home I pretend I'm a ballet dancer. lol.

  • awkward....I agree with like half of these.

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  • OH. I thought for half of this they were HIS confessions. :/

  • That confession at 1:07 sounded like I had said that...

    I'm not alone.

  • I wonder if Alex shared any confessions in this...

  • Listening to other people's confessions is a bittersweet kind of thing.

  • @nerimon Did the sexual harassment thing happen to you or to someone else?

  • Is it just me, or @3:54 when he said "kangaroo" he put on an Australian accent?

  • For soo long I thought theese were only his confessions...

  • One time someone was reading Sherlock Holmes to me and my friends and their voices weren't very good, so I imagined Robert Downy Jr. saying them in his British accent smoking a pipe. I found out that one of my other friends was doing the same thing.

  • 3:49 "I think that UK youtubers are the best, and I want to meet all of them. But I live in the US."

    YES!!!

  • i secretly want to be a hobbit ....

  • The name of this should be "Confessions of a butt muncher!"

  • haha theres a tiny little man in his mind called sherlock homes XD

  • is he 16 or 26 or 27?

  • @paramore8715 these aren't his confessions. Other people sent him theirs and he read them out loud.

  • I don't breathe when I walk past old people.

  • i find myself funny too :P

  • is he from essex?

  • @teamjacobno1 yeah, he is.

  • @teamjacobno1 Yeah.

  • I thought that all these were his confessions... and I was like that's terrible, to pretty much everything, and then at the end, I was like...Oh. :L

    also I feel terrible for that last confession with the person with the mom's boyfriend and stuff...yeah

  • took me a minute to realise this wasn't all alex's:P

  • FUNNIEST THING EVER!!

  • nice hair...

  • Why is your xbox on?

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  • @plushalligator Been there.

  • @plushalligator Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

  • this was the first video i ever watched from you...And now im so glad i did :3

  • I confess to doing some of the confessions mentioned :)

  • KANGAMAN!

  • 2:46 i never knew he was gay

  • @soso121500 he read other people's confessions!!

  • I have glasses :)

  • My confession is that I've actually kept count of the times I've nearly attempted suicide this year. I always told my friends that I didn't know the exact number but I did.

  • For the past year or so i've been having various things that i unwillingly think about, basically ocd. The first 6 months were about a teacher who someone called gay, who i now cant look in the eye, and went from a band who gave my favorite band a bad rap, to spiders, to bulimia. This experience has fucked me up emotionally, and ruined how i used to view the world as a infinitely beautiful place. I still get happy, but it's just not the same

  • When i was 9 i wrote my own acceptance letter to hogwarts, booklist and all hid it in a draw and then gave it to myself on my 11th birthday

  • I was so disappointed when I didn't get a letter to hogwarts... Lol. And I Do the talking out loud thing

  • Lol I can relate to a lot of the silly ones

  • My confession is that I'm in love with my best friend. Said best friend cheats on his longtime girlfriend with me every-time we get drunk, also sometimes when were sober. I've had at least 15 boyfriends this year, and they've all been nice, attractive guys. But as soon as James makes a snide comment about my current boyfriend, I break it off with them. I feel extremely guilty, but it's like he convinces me they aren't good enough. James also takes pride in the fact that I haven't slept with any

  • 1:45 me too ;( nvr came

  • this was a joke... right??

  • Funny how his voice has actually gotten higher as he's gotten older

  • i talk to people like im a baby until ot drives them crazy

  • My confession is that I'm a masochist, and I cut myself not because I'm emo or have emotional trauma that causes me to self-harm, but because I get off on it.

    My other confession is that I went out with a girl who was crazy. She saw things that and people who weren't there, and thought they were real. I broke up with her because I couldn't take pretending like I believed the things she said, and she wouldn't go get help for me. I hate myself for that. I'm still in love with her.

  • Omg i used to do the licking the bowl of milk an pretend to be a cat thing!!!!

  • My confession is that I sometimes pretend I'm in a movie totally about me, and when I have an iPod I play music I think should be played over the way I feel or what I'm doing :P

  • @Glitza7 SAME :D

  • My confession is i think in a British accent, and often talk in one even though I'm a Texan, and sometimes tell people i'm British just to see what it feels like...and i don't think alex and charlie being my favorite youtubers is helping the situation.

  • Until I watched this, I didn't realize that Charlie cut it up and made "Inside Alex Day". Hahahahah. This makes more sense now...or does it?

  • Charlie sheen narrarates my thoughts. I'm a teen age girl. And an honor student.

  • My confession is that I think babies are scary and ugly

  • The last one about the girl being harassed broke my heart.

  • The Kangaroo thing hit way too close to home...

  • my confession is that i can't stand touching other people's hands unless they are family

  • my confession is that I sometimes imagine my own death and the CSI crew investigating it.

  • my confession is that i realy hate my best friend

  • my confession is that annoy my friends to the point of death, with my obsession over The Hunger Games/Peeta.

  • my confession is that every friday i get a strong head ache at exactly 9 in the morning, this stays all day until i puke up at exactly 5 in the afternoon, i have done this every friday for half of my life now ( im 14) but have never botherd to get my fat lazy asre the doctors because i am scared of the weird picture that is on the front door, i have even had repetitive nightmares about this picture. this is true btw :L

  • Icelanders don't believe in fairies. Some believe in hidden people (basically elves) that live in cliffs and rocks, but no fairies.

  • i do half of these :/

  • My confession is that I keep on breaking my parents rules even though I keep promising I won't anymore

  • OH MY GOD, he is soo cute!

  • I like to imagine unfitting songs played at my funeral :)

    I also try to image what people I know will be doing in 20 years time.

  • I think you should go see a physiologist...

  • My confession is that I started reading Harry Potter the day after I turned eleven, and had already thrown away my acceptance letter when I realized, one week later, (once I had completed all of the books) what I had done. I am very sad now.

    Yes, that was a joke. But I do believe that Ravenclaw still misses me.

  • my confession is that im jealous of my freind because of how much funnier, prettier, and more popular than I am

  • my confession is that im still in love with my first boyfriend, even though i was the once that ended it and that recently we had an arguement resulting in me saying that i didnt want to ever speak to him ever again, and its true not because i dont like him, but beacause i want to give myself distance from him, beacuse i know its useless loving him, because nothings gonna happen, especially not now. i doubt ill ever completely get over him.

  • My confession is that I waited all night on my eleventh birthday, then genuinely cried when I didn't get a Hogwarts acceptance letter and had to admit to myself that I'm actually a muggle. Secretly I still think that I'm going to get an acceptance letter any day now and they just forgot to invite me last year.

  • My confession is that I fall in

    love easily. I have crushes on people I don't even know the name of, my best friends ( who are girls and I am too), and only one guy at my school. In fact, as soon as I saw Alex and Charlie on YouTube, I fell in love with both of them instantaneously. I don't think it's supposed to go like that but, mreh.

  • I'm always wishing that some day The Doctor will come and take me away from where I currently am. :/

  • My confession: I have 200 stuffed animals.

    My friends confession: She doesn't change into her gym clothes were she is suppose to she goes to a bathroom stall. Badass XD

  • "Ever since the cat fell into the computer and ruined the graphics card, I've wanted to kill it."

  • mine is that i only got 9 happy birthdays on facebook and my friend got about 500

  • @JilleyWillyNilly Doctor who is a dramatisation of real events...

  • Can't tell if serious...

    or trolling

  • @JilleyWillyNilly same, you are not alone my dear. There are others out there. There is hope:L:L

  • I just realized I'm not alone 

  • I secretly believe in the existance of The Doctor. Sometimes, when I hear wierd noises, I look around to see if the TARDIS is anywhere in sight. Nothing so far.

  • @JilleyWillyNilly You aren't alone.

  • @JilleyWillyNilly I do too, like all the time. :P

  • @JilleyWillyNilly you're not alone

  • My confession is that after first day of secondary school I cried for an hour it was really because o had to finally admit to myself that I wasn't going to Hogwarts

  • I'm genuinely holding out on a zombie apocalypse. I know that it's physically impossible, but I still have dreams that me and my friend will survive and storm the world

  • i wear glasses haha

  • i thought these were his confessions untill 3:08...

  • @anon1385 He explains at the start they aren't his...

  • My confession? I want to pursue a career in music when I'm out of school and use that to give people a voice, and maybe make an actual difference in the world.

  • Ugh, last one gave me chills :(

  • you cant get addicted to marijuana

  • The last confession was frightening. HOW DO YOU STILL LIVE WITH HIM?!

    (Although, he/she probably doesn't anymore, seeing as three years have passed, but I hope this person has told their mum or the police.)

  • @evildevilgirl02 Doesn't it just kill you that shit like that happens and there is nothing we can really do about it because the victims won't tell any one

  • Everyone thinks I'm weird for collecting cinema tickets

  • I can fit three mince pies in my mouth /shot

  • I thought I was the only person who responded to myself...

  • I played yu-gi-oh by myself for like two years. I would mix decks and pretend like i didn't know what was in my hand even though i did. I would also adopt voices to pretend that it really was 2 people.

  • i secretly believe that im in a live tv show, like the truman show, only about me lol

  • I wish I could live in the world of Fallout. I really do! or any zombie apocalytic world

  • i will lick my lips if i had food on my face just like nerimon

  • I DO THE CINEMA TICKET TOO ! I've been collecting tickets since I was like 6 , and im like 14 now , I just like collecting them :)

  • You.. Your Like :3

    :3

  • The person that narrarates my thoughts is John Green...

    Awkward.

  • wait...are these all your confessions?

  • @Mosoinia no, they are from his viewers :)

  • 1:35 me too :)

  • 4:25 I DO THAT TOO! I thought I was the only one. People always gave me the strangest looks when they walk past and I talk out loud to myself. I never do it on purpose. It’s just a habit. I've done it ever since I was young and I still do it today. I think it's my way of working out things with myself. Like feelings and homework wise. But sometimes I just talk to myself as if I was talking to another person. :P

  • 2008 Alex looks so different!

  • My confession is that on my first day of secondary school I cried all day and had to be sent home, everyone thought it was because I didn't know anybody else in my school, but it was really because o had to finally admit to myself that I wasn't going to Hogwarts.. -/3

  • the person in my head that narrates my thoughts is David Tennant...

    sigh.

  • Why'd the screen turn black at the end?

  • i nerate my life in my head as if im telling someone wot im doing and i had a dream i killed the person i fancy by taping him on the head with a pen i visited his grave though i also had a dream the person i fancy told me there pregnant an i was its parent im not sure if im the mum or dad because althougth im a girl and hes a boy he was the pregnant one

  • Is it bad that quite a lot of these confessions are things I do or have done in the past... multiple times.

  • im so glad i watched rhett and link's crayon colours video and decided to look you up. :D you make my life

  • Have you considered doing another one of these?

  • my confession is that around five years ago, i was searching youtube and came across a hilarious british guy making videos. i have fallen in love with him and everytime i watch a video while my mum walks past she thinks he is my boyfriend. i havent told her the truth. while going through all of his old videos i found one about a whole heap of confessions and decided to leave this here just so he knows that he has fans who love him dearly. gosh, i am such a sad person :S (yes, alex, i love you!)

  • @rockstarisland2010 the conffesions arent about him dipshit

  • my confession is that when i was eleven, i had an imaginary fantasy world that i would play in with my neighbors, in which we were queens and fought monsters. i still believe it was real. i am now sixteen :/

  • :L for about 2/3 of this video, I thought all these confessions were about you

  • Nevermind

    

  • When you were 11 was Harry Potter around? Wow you're very young, yet older than me :P

  • YAY! I love bi and gay people :) ahaha

  • Wallabies are not evil. They are like mini kangaroos but way more awesome.

  • I've got a lot of confessions so here goes. confession #1 is that no matter how much i say i hate him and want him dead, i really do care what my biological father thinks. #2 I'm really scared of disappointing people. #3 I have abandonment issues that's why I hide in my room watching youtube videos and movies all day. #4 When i was 13 i used to cut myself. . . a lot. and thats all of my confessions.

  • I count in Danish when doing math even though I am from U.S.A

  • @2112Rosalie hmmmm dainish

  • Ok, nevermind, I just didn't finish the watching the video. God, now I really feel stupid...

  • Hold on (I feel so stupid by the way), is he really gay?

  • @SkiffleRockspate erm no lol

  • 'It works on many levels...'

  • How can he keep a stright face the entire time????

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  • <3

  • my confession is that I spend all weekend watching you, michael, liam, tom & charlie and literally watch them so many times that I have them memorised; and quote them with friends the next days at school. we even have a group on facebook called the "coollike cult" . we have no lives.

  • You should do another confessions video.

  • I thought they were your confessions, and England rocks that's why everyone thinks it's so cool

  • I secretly believed that Hogwarts is real.

    I'm still waiting for my acceptance letter

  • @TheBethPark Aren't we all?

  • @TheBethPark here's a tip don't go to king's cross station and try to run into the wall where the hidden platform is... i broke my nose and i think i have a concussion... side note how did i get back to america

  • @TheBethPark I know what you mean. I am sure I'm a wizard! ... My letter is just a few years late... >.>

  • My confession is that I almost physically cried at how nice you are for doing such a video.

  • why does everyone think england is so cool?!?!

    you dont know what youve got til its gone :)

  • I spent the entire video thinking that were YOUR confession. I'm stupid stupid person....

  • I love how foreign people think England/UK is amazing. When, really, its below average.

  • My confession is that when I silently read Harry potter, The voice in my mind has an English accent.

  • My confession is that I still believe in magic, and jump if I ever here Latin muttered softly under ones breath.

  • My confession is that I secretly wish these were real.

  • i too talk to myself with replies.

  • Sometimes I secretly wish that I could stow away on a plane to England and convince everyone that I'm 18 so I could buy an apartment and live there. (im 14 and live in america)

  • i waited ALL day for my Hogwarts letter , and nothing :( I'm still waiting though i know they just made a mistake and my letter should be arriving anyday now :)

  • "I collected money for a supposed walkathon and then used it to buy sweets. Now I'm fat."

    Talk about poetic justice! XD

  • Can't stop laughing at Kangaman

  • "When i turned eleven, i waited all day for my hogwarts letter to arrive, when it didnt, i was genuinly dissapionted.."

    there was me thinking i was the only one

  • I believe I am 2 people bit 1 is really out going and I really wish I could find out how to be like them even though there me

  • Kangaman... LOL 

  • I lived overseas for 2 years and a half, so i like to tell people i went to hogwarts and finished my education there with a time turner.

  • @Smileyweb102 I don't think you're crazy. I just want you to know that. I've always believed in stuff like that and I really admire you for admitting to that, even though it is sort of anonymous.

  • My confession is that I can talk to paranormal entities and feel the mood of the building or home Im in. Feeling the vibes of a place can make my mood change very quickly, so people tend to think im bipolar . Im afraid to tell anyone all this because I tried telling my parents and they put me in therapy. Im afraid people will think Im crazy.

  • My confession is that when I'm alone I sing really loudly in an American accent then reply in an English accent (I'm English)

  • Confession- I still wait for that one day when I'll become a wizard

  • I have my own series based on secrets and one of my friends, after watching my first episode, told me about yours and banana neil's series of confessions. I love your videos mate and think that the concept behind Your's and Neil's Confession' series and my Secret series are very important. Especially for people, young and old, who feel they are alone in their potential sufferings... Take care and I can't wait to see more if you ever do a new confession vlog... Peace be with you :)

  • My confession is that when I was 12, I used to go on a chat messenger anonymously pretending to be 18. After a while I confessed to actually being 12 and someone added me on msn, fully aware of my age and asked me to do dirty things for him on webcam. I've never told anyone this, it is my deepest shame, but I was niave enough to actually do some of them.

  • My confession:

    I have a crush on my friend and she has no idea.

    We are both girls.

  • @sms23lvr me too

  • @sms23lvr

    If it's any comfort, there are more of us. <.<

  • @sms23lvr this is completely normal, there is a 1944 movie called "Two Thousand Women" the whole cast is female and one girl says about another "and to think I had a crush on a girl like her at school" if girl crushes were normal in the 40's then they are fine now.