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  • best commercial intense

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  • hell yeah, i'd fight cthulhu for my whiskey.

    

  • It is from Motzart 3rd movement, but it is hard to find.

  • So he survived the octopus? Or what happened, who was in the casquet? I'm confused lool...but fantastic commercial nevertheless...:)

  • I rather drink a dos equi beer because of the most interesting man in the world

  • I've seen enough hentai to know where is Jameson going.

  • tentacle rape

  • omg thats terrifying

  • I've seen enough hentai to know what happened. though how his clothes aren't torn to shreds is another question.

  • I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going . . .

  • This is how all commercials should be made. Tells a story, funny, witty and actually makes me buy their product.

  • You know when James Jameson was in Africa he bought an eleven year old girl and offered her to cannibals in order to document and sketch how she was cooked and eaten. They don't tell you /that in the commercial.

  • @coconutgrove8

    James? What has that to do with John? If true.

  • @ngthprwlr A glaring typo on my part. I meant John Jameson.

  • JAMESON! You're alive!

    Aye, and I did things that I am not proud of to stay that way.

  • who directed it?

  • Anyone who's ever tried Jameson knows exactly why someone would chase after it...it's just that good.

  • This Commercial Is A Riot! Seen This Commercial When At My Guys House.:D

  • i love this commercial

  • 2 octopuses watched this video

  • Thank you for the Squick moment TV Tropes. XD

  • really, really well done commercial....

  • an alcoholic with an iron will

  • Well if Jack Daniels Jim bean and John Jameson all got into a fight, i think i know who'd win now.

  • LMBO!!! This commercial is funny!!!

  • that is pure determination!

  • wat song is this?

  • Who's the one dirty wanker that would dislike this?

  • I'm in love with this commercial

  • john jameson my hero

  • When I grow up I want to be John Jameson.

  • i love commercials like this

  • Thank you TV Tropes. I will never look at POTC's Kraken the same again.

  • Go sailing, lose a barrel of bitchin' whiskey, go after it and find a sexy squid, and bang it all in time to see your own funeral.

    John Jamerson may just be the next Chuck Norris.

  • Thumbs up if Naughty Tentacles brought you here.

  • TENTACLE RAPE!

  • @indianabrick It was consensual.

  • Jhon jameson is a BEAST like really this dude just comes walkin out the ocean with a barrel of whisky on his shoulder a certafied bad ass just like jhon west

  • He got tentacle-raped so hard, the octopus felt bad and helped him on his two week journey back to shore.

    With his whiskey, of course.

  • How the hell do you just walk out of the ocean with a barrel of whiskey? Who the hell does that?

    Good grief I love this commercial.

  • @donperrignon John Jameson, and a smattering of other manly men.

  • what song is used in this commercial it is a great song?????

  • @yodadasoda82

    From SorrelMae: "It's a real song. It's the 3rd movement of Mozart's violin concerto #3, "Strassburg," K. 215."

  • @tacticalteabagger thanks

  • @tacticalteabagger

    This is definitely NOT any one of Mozart's violin concerto. I am not sure what the song is from I am still searching for it!

  • @tacticalteabagger

    This is definitely NOT any one of Mozart's violin concertos. I am not sure where the song comes from I am still searching for it!

  • @roganicus watch?v=AxTiMebNmn4 around 3:20 mark.

  • @tacticalteabagger no you're right it is indeed mozart's violin concerto no 3 3rd movement. it's a diversionary little section of the movement that sounds nothing like the music the precedes it or comes after it in that piece.

  • @roganicus This exact segment of that concerto was also used in the movie "Master and Commander," which this commercial seems to be spoofing.

  • @roganicus you just got pwned

  • @banjodeluxe

    ????

  • @banjodeluxe ???

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  • @roganicus It is Mozarts violin cencerto #3 III Movement, but its K. 216 NOT K. 215. This version is the version used in Master and Commander, so if you're looking on i-Tunes you'll have to buy the whole album unfortunately, otherwise you can get a similar version but with a larger ensamble.

    And you better watch your attitude less I be tempted to have you fetch me a switch.

  • @roganicus I agree. This just could not have have been from the Classical period. Makes me think of Rachmaninov. (probably spelled that wrong)

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  • Exactly what happened that caused John Jameson to dissapear for a few weeks?

  • @blaatzak TV Tropes right?

  • So....what exactly happened between John Jameson and all those naughty tentacles?

  • John Jameson is alive. He was seen walking down Grafton Street with Jim Morrison last week. Didn't look too bad either!

  • I am drinking some Jameson right now... Awesome...

  • Officially the best commercial ever created

  • so awesome

  • He got tentacle consensual sexed. In gratitude for the one-night-stand, the octopus helped him back to shore.

  • @VFXNinja Well, there was obviously hard liquor involved. How do we know they didn't drink at least a little bit? At that point, we stretch the boundaries of 'consent,' at least in a legal context. Hrm... Affect of liquor on cephalopods... that'd be the best marine biology research paper ever.

  • Why can't the rest of youtube be people like you?

  • @VFXNinja We know what you get your fap-on to. ;)

  • @VFXNinja bitch please. drink some jameson n grow some hair on ur chest like john jameson. he killed that squid, made calarmai, n had a nice glass of jameson to go with it.

  • i just cant stop loveing this commercial

  • OMG John Jameson, i just bought your whiskey. And I drank it while watching this commercial :DDDDD

  • love it!!

  • oh shit, not tentacles!

  • John Jameson is the new Chuck Norris.

  • He'd of been like "anyone want some whiskey?" while everyone stared dumbstruck

  • best tv commercial ever made

  • haha...my name is Jamison.

  • how much does a liter of jameson cost in the states?

  • $24.00 plus tax US for a 750ml bottle in Florida.

  • wow that much, well if i can battle a giant sea monter after a sip of jameson, I'd say its worth $24.00

  • hehe it makes you FEEL like you could whip a sea monsters ass.  BTW how much is it where you live?

  • um........ about the same, we don't have taxes in Montana so probably $24.00 or a little more

  • It's 17.99 plus tax if you become a member of ClubBev at BevMo (though the bottle is 750 ml). But the price does go up if you want to try the premium Jameson whiskeys.

  • Nothing better than crashing your own funeral! I bet he walked up to everyone who thought he was dead and flipped them off. Then he poured himself a glass of his whiskey and toasted them!

  • Glass? Jameson pulled the bung out with his teeth and started chugging whiskey right out of the barrel! Then he ripped the widow clothing off of his wife and pounded her out right on the beach, too! hehe

  • excellent commercial, though I must admit, I prefer scotch whiskey.

  • anyone know if that is an actual song, or just written for this commercial?

  • It's a real song. It's the 3rd movement of Mozart's violin concerto #3, "Strassburg," K. 215.

  • Thanks! I love it but couldn't think of what it was.

  • Mozarts 3rd concerto, called "straussburg" or something

  • Jameson is the only whiskey I'd drink, haha....

    Favorite commercial in a long time.

  • Great commercial Popularity has exploded in the past 5 years here in US. I've been drinking it for over 15 years but it seems just recently my generation is catching on. Hope to see more of this campaign. It'd be nice to see Jameson show up "The Most Interesting Man.." campaign.

  • Yea, "the most interesting man" ad is funny but just kinda strange IMO. I have drank Irish whiskey for years (much preferred over Scotch whisky) but I will admit that I was a Bushmills man, and I sometimes kept a stash of Black Bush around for special occasions. That is until this commercial which really did cause me to pick up a bottle. I did a taste test and preferred Jameson over Bushmills so their advertisement worked on me. I want to try Redbreast next.

  • Awesome commercial for an awesome whiskey

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  • Best fu$@ing commercial ever!!!

  • yep, new chuck norris.

  • John Jameson is the BOSS! He comes walking out of the ocean with a barrel of whiskey after kicking a sea monsters ass, what a bad-ass! That commercial is so good that I actually changed whiskey brands because of it.

  • @7tnorris

    "Kicking" is a euphemism for being raped... as in tentacle raped... hard.

  • I AM JOHN JAMESON!

  • Does anyone else agree that this is the most BEAST! man who ever lived?

  • John Jameson is a BEAST i would buy that wiskey and i dont even drink

  • Excellent!

  • this is much better than the shortened version. they shud continue to play this one. it really is the best commercal on tv. they shud deffinetly put a new one up during the super bowl.

  • SO SOLID. WHAT A BEAST. GREAT VID.

  • LOL wow...

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  • sorry obama, jamson for prezident!!!

  • John Jameson is a beast.

  • This is the greatest commercial ever.

  • I wish more comercials were this well thought out, it would make T.V. more enjoyable :) If a company could promise me they would make adds like this i would by there product, b/c they put the effort into it. So Jameson, im buy this drink, just for you, and i dont drink either. Cant wait to see your next story :)

  • LMFAO GREATNESS

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