Skyrim - How to Get Married - Wedding Gone Wrong (Hilarious)

[JTsmith1996]

I did exactly what this video said. I found the amulet, found a bitch and married the bitch. And that bitch walked out on my ass and vanished. 1 of 3 things happend: 1. She got killed, which means i aint lookin 4 the bitch, 2. she changed her mind, which means i am gonna kill the bitch, 3.she got tired of me calling her a bitch, that i get.

[elizalande]

I went to the temple of Mara but thats where you get married so where did you go to find a woman PLEASE REPLY

[JTsmith1996]

@elizalande whiterun

[NuttyJoeSuggz37]

Aww bet hes a squeky cunt in real life

[MrSpenkyhenky]

Lol wtf is up with your voice dude?

[DeadliestExpert]

1:22 Is it just me, or does that tower on your compas look a litlle...Suspicious xD

[Mrfishybobboo]

How are you a ghost?

[lartkrin]

dislikers are jealous of his voice.

[14LunaStar]

This is ridiculous a guy can get engaged in under a minute but a girl doesn't even get an offer this game is rigged

[Bobbyboy532]

he is not there whatsoever for me.

[1Nightmare1UHQ]

You know what's really hilarious!? Your voice!

I bet you would fit in great in one of the Adult Swim shows, they you need you!

[Bleumange]

that's HILARIOUS!

[LoadedEmu97]

Fast Loading Screen? On Xbox? Or did you just cut it out.

[HappySealProductions]

I gave that bitch an amulet.

Bitches love amulets.

[MrFriendsmovies]

after hour finded him and then lag shutted my ps3 wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0VinylScratch0]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[ANGRYGREEKMANN]

the girls a phycopath she said she take 5 hour energy wen her children have more enrgry then she does yo ! she wants to be more hyper then them she is always tryna be more hyper beter then them.. cant be less then them yo LOL 

[animetyrant12]

he sounds like that dude from everybody loves raymond cool

[triciaf61]

OMG DUDE I WAS SUBBED TO U IM SO SORRY IT HAPPENED

[FaTaLFeAr14]

Where does your wife go when she leaves

[samm1099]

@FaTaLFeAr14 sex with another man.

[SmileyyWithhKnivesss]

@FaTaLFeAr14 Whereever you found them at and asked them to marry you. they should be there.

[JessevdWilt]

THAT IS WHAT WE FUCKING CALL: MASTER OF THU'UM

=D =D

[codKing123654]

urrrrrr.........VOICE! MAN!

[Tangocharlie31]

Are you trolling us with that voice? D:

[SuperSoldier9830]

Nice bro

[TehBakedPotatoe]

Skyrim ghost

[Ksharp1fan]

wtf is he using a voice changer or something...?

[deeds1463]

at the beginning of vid the icon at the top of the screen looks like a penis

[xLennoHD]

Yeah u do sound like Cr1tikal. a deeper tho.

[elitekillaA239]

kinda sounds like cr1tikal



[80xlulz]

This guy definitely needs to play as an Orc. I mean just listen to his voice!

[MultiBuzzinga]

Does anyone notice he sounds like that guy from delocated?

[shitflinger]

lmfao you sound like your name xD nice vid man

[jharrod123]

am I the only one who thought he was talking through a yawn the whole time?

[mufincookies]

hes propply a kid lol

[bfoster15no2]

I married a boy as a joke right in the marriage hall lol :P

[Blasteeh]

he sounds like buzz lightyear. ;3 to infinity and beyond! 

[Jessman2186]

I swear to god, that is the most deep voice I ever heard.

[Soler4485]

you have the greatest voice i have ever heard

[Deathscapa]

take aaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllll in the butt

[Tobijane1]

fuck the wife right

[atothek25]

Is your voice really that retarded?

[BLACKEYEDEAGLE23]

dude whats with youir voice

[Darkelf171101]

that so so funny



[FilipinoBoYz420]

How do I get remarried? Please Reply !!!

[Labyethan]

@FilipinoBoYz420 you cant, strangely

[The5ilentType]

@OFFiCIALFiFaPrOzZzZ Markarth temple of dibellia.

[boxcutterbabe14]

I admit. I did not see that ending coming. And I'm pretty sure I woke up the whole house from laughing.

[JoTheVeteran]

I actually was engaged to both the blacksmith, and the board house waitress, in Riften. When I went to the church to get married both were which was a bit awkward...

[Ifritletsplay]

what was that spell that you used?

[Gorukami]

No offence man, BUT YOU SOOOOO SOUND LIKE A HIPPO

[charliewonpie]

@Gorukami you dont say.. check out his username...

[TheAbuniz]

@Gorukami horker

[timdu56]

he doesnt work for me what the fuck oo?

[OFFiCIALFiFaPrOzZzZ]

What was the place when he asked the girl to marry him

[fateater77777]

shut uppppp

[f1nsk1pojk1]

Most. Annoying. Voice. Ever

[beet111]

@f1nsk1pojk1 his voice is amazing. shut the fuck up

[f1nsk1pojk1]

@beet111 I don't think it is, shut up yourself

[32assass]

@f1nsk1pojk1 MAVE for short

[ouchwlouch]

pause at 0:04 theres a penis in the radar p.s i really dont know this game so mind if u excuse ....me....

[Poisonanger1]

@ouchwlouch HAHAHAHAHAHHA lol its a windmill

[Apoccalypce2]

@ouchwlouch mistveil keep, where the jarls live

[pattochuggafan]

did this guy ht pubity at 1

[electrogypsy1234]

what spell did he use at the end

[Oh12epublic]

i got an advert of usane bolt 0_o

[iBxTH3xCR33Dx]

how do you get divorced and marry someone else?

[Dspfanboy1]

delocation hahaha

[meandcakeisagoodteam]

Ehm i can't find him.. i also helped that black man in the start of the bridge and took a man as a follower in the bee and the barb.. is that making the effect?

[Dspfanboy1]

@meandcakeisagoodteam maramals not black you racist DumBass

[iBxTH3xCR33Dx]

@Dspfanboy1 how is that racist?

[Dspfanboy1]

@iBxTH3xCR33Dx you call him black dude when he is not even black what because he is in the dark ?

[DarkCrusader242]

the random people came for the cake

[haroos]

he sounded like goofy, was i imagining it ?

[UndeadSoldier32]

@haroos Not really, becuase he would need a higher pitch voice and a hic's accent.

[mrcoolfazey]

dang sopa

[BlackieChanRhys]

why is your character so beeeeeeeefy?

[MegaMangomonster]

the only reason i wanna get married on this is so if my wife has a house i has a place to store my stuff :P

[dontbesckmindedLOL]

AWWWWWWWWWWW wait a minute...MOTHEROFGOD!

[ninjaguysvideos]

His voice is awesome!

[TehRadiPad]

Weddings are always wrong..

[Linuxdirk]

And then you fus ro dah her all night long?

[logancahy]

The ppl in the back are all campanions

[SuperRM15]

what the fuck is up wit ur voice!

[MrRabidCat]

Your voice is awesome!

[minecraftfan907]

the mark on the top of the screen looks wrong

[JDTaterz]

WAIT!! not to be racist or anything but is this a black man commentary?

[SofstersSofia]

I would recommend helium

[Dragunz250]

how come when you kill someone your bounty doesn't get added to the place?

[kushasaures]

Thumbs up if you thought he was speaking a foreign language for a second.

[fannywin17]

@kushasaures LOL I NOTICED that in the beggining

[MrBlam12]

She left you for me

[TheRealMaven]

well im not gonna lie i had a drinking contest right?... and i had a "Hangover" situation she told me what i did and that i married someone to and i was like oh my god. she said i did some animal abusing and when i looked at my quests it was talking about how i have to do this thing for my wife

[lexa8412]

Can you marry any girl or only particular ones? :O

[3M0H0KAG3]

@lexa8412 on certain people can be married... also you can marry male or female... doesnt matter your gender... Skyrim doesnt hate... against g/l/b at least O.o

[lexa8412]

@3M0H0KAG3 Hahahaha! :) Skyrim is pretty awesome,tho,I need a better PC for it..:( But for surely Ill play it :D

[3M0H0KAG3]

@lexa8412 I play on console :P

[lexa8412]

@3M0H0KAG3 You have a console :D XD I only have this old crappy PC >:G

[Johnny80933]

Is that your real voice?

[NummieSlayer]

senna walked out on me too. where the fuck do i find her again?

[OfficialPwnageNation]

1:17 Jump of Joy :D

[NorwegianBastard]

The bride left you at the altar as you said yes? That's gotta hurt...

[easywayxHardway]

the dude is not there...

[mercenaryman201]

that video sucked

[danielbisbest]

i got a question does that mean you can get married to delphine cause you do quests for her @_@

[iMpRiSoNeD44]

idk if his talking with his mouth full

[MrWiesenforscher]

Can you tell me where i can find this cute blond girl from the screenshot of this video?? I think she's the cutest girl at all!

[cookiedealer7]

bitch please go to vegas and you get married in 2 minutes

[MiNdLeSsRP]

the guy in the hood at riften isnt there do i have to do a quest or something

[ExplosmDiarrhea]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ill tell u wats funny is that u think this is hilarious and btw r u disabled cause ur voice is f***ed up or is that u trying 2 be funny ?

[kentucky0121]

Not funny

[elizalande]

Are you like wanted for a crimanal?

[Insertfunnycomment]

The man was Sven and the lady was Ria, another of the Companions.

[Insertfunnycomment]

I wanted to marry the lady who owns the stall in whiterun, the one with the little girl. but i couldnt :(

[jadampro]

OMG HE MURDERED PUBERTY

[xretrotastecolourx]

omy patrick playing skyrim..

[wiselioncutlol]

hes not there for me why i sthat?

[meximexican1]

@wiselioncutlol if not there then hes at the mara temple

[TheHawkman221]

lol mistveil keep is formed as a dick

[MinecraftEmpourium]

@OfficialJerla Yeah, my guys a dude and I accidentally asked farkas to marry me... Don't ask...

[Xacksar]

are you like wanted?

[GerszkeBros]

for ever alone...



[SNiperSHock223]

STOP TALKING ALL THE TIME I COULDNT EVEN HEAR MY SELF THINK

[reclaw1000]

wo you guys are ass holes!!! knock it off. so what if he has a wierd voice? who cares? you are rating videos of of how you liked the VIDEO. not the guys f***ing voice!!!

[daviddyke1]

is that his real voice, because he sounds like a mental retard

[MusicBoyGotSwag]

That fucking chickis the devil!... I want a divorce,i keepfinding the couriers fromwhiterun in my house..

[kisame427]

if i were you i'd sit in a corner and talk to myself

[Derpytube]

He used to have a normal voice till he got an arrow to the knee.

[CyberMadnessEX]

Patrick? Is that you?

[GodOfMatter]

Puberty hit this guy like a train ... o.0

[XFallingDeeper4U]

This guy's voice is more powerfull than the greybeards...

[G4M3M4STR1]

@XFallingDeeper4U HaHaHa Nice One

[Hellsidion]

Voice.... OF THE DRAGONDERP

[donavonvful]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA I LAUGH SO HARD ON THIS VIDEO^_^

[HYP3R50N1C5LU9]

@crevic709x Yes

[OfficialJerla]

I was wondering if same sex marriages work on Skyrim? I want my character to marry my housecarl Lydia. :D

[TheMeow7410]

@OfficialJerla They do and everyone is also bisexual apprantly.

[Alimaria]

@TheMeow7410 Everyone's gay for Dragonborn.

[Alimaria]

@OfficialJerla It does =D

[stefanfr13]

@OfficialJerla first of all, theres no porn in Skyrim as far as most people know (including me), second is that you CANT marry Lydia without cheating.

[Little5Jacob]

@OfficialJerla haha itwork cuz i havea mal character and a male lizardskin guy in Windhelm wanted to marry me=S that guy you do a quest for in the docks

[jamwind1]

@OfficialJerla same but its only 4 PC if u have it 4 PC look up how to marry any one and in the console its a code

[ziggyhdgamingnetwork]

@OfficialJerla funny enough they do

[DoubleOHamster]

@OfficialJerla Yea. I've gone through 3 wives. And I'm a female Khajiit.

[XGeoNeo]

@OfficialJerla You cant marry Lydia without using commands and it still glitchy when you do

[TheBeachedHippo]

@OfficialJerla

Yes, they are possible.  Farkas was hitting on me before I got married.

[Paultez]

What i did was

1.Read desc.

2.Subscribe.

3.Watch Video.

4.Go to channel.

5.Watch more videos

[crevic709x]

2 things... it wont come up as a suggestion to buy the amulet from that priest guy, anyone know anything about that? and when you get married does your wife move in with you if you won a house?

[r0429945]

what is the spell he use at the end and how do you get it???

[ethanjosephsumner2]

@r0429945 He used the Become Ghost spell and you can by the spell book from the court wizard.

[Exorcist681]

HAHA! i love how this Guy is using a Fake ass Voice so you can't hear him Derp

[TheMeow7410]

@Exorcist681 Its not fake...

[FoxSuperPower]

You got married to Heimskr's girlfriend.

[TheMoonMan45]

Hes not there

[thefallingangel2011]

he didnt hit puberty he beat it up

[daREMIXofLIFE]

no ladies are atrackted to me! how do i make them? and yess i am whering the amulet of mara

[ayschajackie]

@daREMIXofLIFE you have to do a good deed for them :)

[MrFlyingLamma]

How do you turn into a ghost? Is it like an Illusion spell or something?

[kvaxer22]

@MrFlyingLamma A shout,called Become Ethereal

[thelimegreen10]

???????What!!!This is not my profile!!!!

[thelimegreen10]

Such a fun video game!

[tonymontanaman1]

Its like talking to Dragon Born!

[robosilver1030]

Thanks man :D

[robi3366]

you kinda sound like Robert XD

[allsquare12345]

I think the axe is bound

[SacredSkittlez97]

@ECPnation Then go to jail and get out right away, and be more careful next time...

[mutant394]

im a tumor im a tumor im a tumor

[ECPnation]

btw what axe is that?!

[ECPnation]

i can't go to riften anymore..... i killed one person and then like 6 guards attacked me i have killed like 16 people in that area now. my bounty must be huge!

[c00ldawg363]

WHATS THE AXE

[Gh0st1yR3acti0n]

Do u just go to rhiften and the man will be there or is it part of like the main quest