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  • it stopped to buffer at 4:48 D: oh god.

  • the first thing i thought when you said he won't get compensation was "what the F**K supreme court?!?!" :)

  • Cool I guess

  • Fuck you ASS hole..

  • You are adorable.

  • like shit.

  • But I LIKES the outfit ... and what's imside, too

  • holy christmas nuts! you talk awesomely fast dude.

  • I like how you're giving away shirts, because I was gonna tell you I want one.

  • he was convicted of rape of a minor

  • he was convicted of rape of a minor

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  • That happened to another group of people and the guy sued saying they wouldn't let him play. Hahaha he still lost. Probably more money after taking it to court.

  • If i was the guy who didnt win the money for that 1 day i didnt play. This would be my last post!! jajaja. Pura Vida

  • Asshole

  • holy hell you talk fast

  • BooooooM

  • No my real mouse

  • I would Anal fuck my mouse

  • I'd go to work the next day with a shotgun and ask for my share or next time be the only one who buys a ticket

  • Fml

  • Jizz

  • I'd shoot someone

  • I'd be pissed, but I'd get over it

  • I love that costume. Its the 3rd best I've seen, but you called it.

  • Haha that costume

  • Gun in mouth!

  • I would beg them 2 give me some lol

  • FUCK THE SYSTEM 

  • @eveye Tsianina Joelson should play WW. Period. 

  • I would probably freak the fuck out.

  • In response to your video question...I WOULD BE FREAKING Pissed

  • Start telling the media that the other guys that "claim" they won have always been plotting to leave me out when they win by saying that I didn't pay that week when in fact I did. Spread that lie far and wide then sue them. Eventually they will settle and give me enough to save my ass from suicide.

  • Nanogen=FUCKING WIN

  • @ HerrPimmelimarsch this guy you'r taking to (PIHILP) he has a hot gitrlfrinde word.

  • If that happened to me id break into one of their houses and hold them hostage until the money was redivided,after asking nicely and them refusing of course

  • @HerrPimmelimarsch  GTFO.

  • So glad I dont live in America.

  • Kill your co-workers and take that mulla.

  • [gun goes off]

  • I'd move as far away as I could then change my name and identity they will never see me again.

  • I'd merry the person that won the money

  • id be pissed. :(

  • wow ur fukig great

  • LMAO "how do you keep the gun out of your mouth?!" dude you are so funnyXD

  • all i heard is that is a sad tree

  • @DillonStPaul that's a terrible thing to say. You should never hope someone dies, mainly because you don't like them.

  • Our legal system is so f*cked up. I mean look at the casey anthony trial. Point prooven

  • I LOVE PHIL! W00T! =]

  • QOTD: *forever alone face*

  • @DillonStPaul hater

  • stop EMPHASISING every SECOND word. it DOESN'T make WHAT you are SAAAaaaYING anymore INTERESTING or DRAMATIC.

  • fuck you partchixx18 the video sucks guys don't go

  • Justice System?More like Justice Shitdom.

  • Id kill them then myself

  • DIAGNOSIS FOR VERBORRHEA/EXCESS TALKING : Poisoning (Specific Agent)

    Amphetamine/Speed toxidrome/Acute

    Methamphetamine/Speed/Amphetam­ine chronic/abuse

    ....STOP TAKING ADDERAL IDIOT......AND GO TO THE DENTIS YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR TEETH......YOUR VIDEOS ARE F*CKING ANNOYING...

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  • Amanda Sigfried is _not_ hot.

  • I would get a cup of my own urine and throw it at them and yell "who won now bitches"

  • #mistakesweremade

  • Monkey shirt for wonder woman!!!

  • I would say nothing. I would already have killed myself.

  • Sign my T-Shirt.

  • Phil you rock

  • 8j

  • US IS LIKE A BANANA'S REPUBLIC !...... ISN'T IT WONDERFUL !

  • Absolutely hilarious... second time watching and DeFranco is just great!

    Also.. Wonder Woman always being a favorite of mine, I am VERY disappointed in that outfit.

  • Are you a homosexual?

  • @dubstepobsession He has a girlfriend and he obsesses over women every single show. That should tell you something....

  • DOUCHEBAG

  • you remind me of andy samburg

  • The Wonder Woman show has been scraped now.

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  • youtube.com/watch?v=W9hBKLUQE5­4 a beat down

  • It would be about par for the course for me to refuse to chip in the very damn time the winning numbers came up..I`m eat up with bad luck bud. I would scream,cuss,throw things,then sit down and wallow in self pity for a month.Anyway,I like you.You`re smart,funny and entertaining...and informative.I would love a monkey t-shirt.

  • I think if that happened to me with the Jackpot I probably wouldn't be surprised, I would just be like, "of course... that's just my life... God hates me." The usual.

  • on the rebel issue, its actually simple. if you cant convince civilians to stay out of it, then just treat them as part of the problem. you've done all you could, but since they're unmovable, what more can you do? you have to think of your own soldiers' lives as well.

  • Fuck just give me he tshirt

  • Dude, you should be on network tv

  • Nbc rejected Wonder Woman..now it will be taken up by someone else

  • My reaction would be "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-­"

  • I would shoot one of the winners that week and frame the others for it. In the end walk away with the money.

  • It was HIM, he's the reason they always lost ...stay away from him or you'll lose your new money...js.

  • I wouldn't really give a fuck, to be honest with you, because either way, I have friends that are millionaires!

  • This is your 666th episode! :O

  • this was awesome

  • Fhag!

  • Somebody get this poor guy a Ritalin smoothie!

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  • I would honestly be dead by now if I was the guy that didn't try and win the lottery that weak.

  • amanda seifried makes me fucking sick

  • i kill my self

  • what bout robin huricane carter

  • this was aweso

  • Fuck you! where is Wonder Woman?

  • Saw the pics of the new WW costume, glad they went back with the red boots a lot more classy.

  • dont know if you know this but wat you said hapened to the guy in the lottery is actually a commercial for lotto649 in Canada

  • love this show

  • Oh. My. God. I see the title and decide to click on it, thinking who would want to be mean to wonder woman. And guess who I see talking for the longest time? A guy I really don't like...at all. So of course this was made by him, I think, and I'm also thinking I might be able to stand this video. Just for Wonder Woman....but no. I just can't. Just cannot do it. I'm so sorry Wonder Woman. Please forgive me...but don't forgive this guy...ever..

  • I'd pay every lottery winner the cost of the ticket and ask for one of the million from each of their nineteen million dollars. That way I'm still getting less than the people who played but still get a fair share :)

  • Wouldn't it be nice if DA's and cops had report cards.

    Jury of your piers use to have a meaning, now its just pick a dummie.

  • i should point out that the legal thing where the prosecution withheld evidence is NOT new, or illegal, I believe. it happens all the time on legal dramas and stuff. it's what you get when your coutry is so obsessed with keeping the EVIL GOVERNMENT from having power that you give it all to lawyers (ahemsupremecourt). I don't understand how so few people have realised how awful most lawyers are. they spend their entire lives working around the meaning of laws. besides, it was the defense's job.

  • you need to get your own late night tv show.

  • @joeb1963 I think you mean he needs to get his own tv channel.

  • @TORMENTUH2 way to kill the joke -.-

  • @joeb1963 switch places with Daniel Tosh, he should be on youtube instead of TV anyways

  • If I was this guy I'd ask the other guys to at least buy my a monkey T-shirt. :P

  • i want shirt

  • Dude You are awesome!!!

  • 1:06 is exactly why cops get murked.

  • la school.... where the fuck did the money go!!!!!

  • hitler style

  • I feel so bad for that guy if I was in on it I would be like yo guys this Isnt fair put yourselves in his shoes...let's give him at least something it dosnt hav 2 b as much as us but Somthin!!!!!

  • Nice specs. Uhm if I didn't win that money id go on living. Id feel fine. But that's no fun, right?

  • look at 3:13 and pause

  • aaa i want that t-shirt

  • really? amanda seyfried? REALLY? she looks like a fish. all the time. its rediculous. if you dont see it, just look at how far apart her damned eyes are.

  • {QTOTD} Me:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU...

  • haha omg look at 3:12 and keep it there

  • I would say that my not playing resulted in their good luck and that thusly I should receive a share =)

    The first thing I thought when you talked about the batteries was "kinda like the matrix" lol

    Libya is in my prayers

  • i love you

  • I WOULD ROB THE LOTTERY

  • Berry berry innerestin'...

  • This dude is actually interesting

  • LOL! Look at 3:03 and pause

  • Hey man I just wanted to say that Im a big fan of your vids and you have inspired me to create my own web series and the rest of you guys can check out the first few episodes of my show and give me some feedback good or bad

  • This was awesome

    :)

  • Sxephil, I want a tee shirt

  • Is that not what the law is about? paying for your mistakes. Hypacrites

  • Yeah would not be happy when I would have to tell all the new people at work that I was THAT douche.

  • QOTD: I would hate life if something like that happened to me (not winning the money)

  • Libya..feh

  • When the civilians go in the tanks, they are no longer civilians anymore. They become insurgents, unless they are being used as a force deterrent. In that case, Gadhafi can suck my cock.

  • i would be like "fu*k"

  • I'd shoot my penis off.

  • I fucking love the lottery in New Mexico. Why? Because the money actually does go to the schools. I am currently going college, for free, simply because I graduated high school here.

    Lottery Scholarship FTW.

  • I would watch Rebecca Black. Instant Suicide.

  • Chloe is great and of course I'd just die but of course he's already done that.

  • Once a Civilian picks up arms, they are NO LONGER A CIVILIAN! In other words...

    Shoot the bastards!

  • you had me a phil me in hahaha oh that was at the end of the video oh that must mean I watched the whole damn thing heheh yeah i like it...

  • signed t-shirt, I'd me like FML!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i would do what every person would do. go into my time machine & put in the $. after waking up from my daydream cry then repeat.

  • 1,305 people did not put money in the pot

  • @InsideMyOpinion

    I was just thinking that :) Love Phil, hate having to pause or mute due to the distracting awesomeness of his voice. He might as well just NOT have the text. Put more pictures or something. Pictures are fun...

  • I would propably do what Gerrard Butler did in "Law Abiding Citizen".

  • I think I would react among the lines of "NO! Fuck that! I ALWAYS put money in that pot!! I deserve at least a little bit of that money!" D:<

  • I would be like "FML !!! "

  • Dude, I'd be soooo ragingly maaaad, agh....>.<

  • If I were to lose the chance of being a millionaire, i'd probably cry while eating cookies and cream ice cream while watching the L word...

    Someone put me out of my misery already.

  • I would kill myself... Or other people

  • I would beg my heart out

  • Get nothing?a ha! someone was paying me,SOME HOW! -Sinc

  • Masturbate myself to death.

  • Ask them to give me 10 million $ if they refuse shoot myself.

    Honestly, I'd give the guy 2 million $ from my share - so I'd only get what, 43 million $ instead of 45? Gee wiz, that'd mean my grandchildrens grandchildren would have to work for a living!

  • If I was that guy, I would try to blackmail my co-workers into giving me some money. Threaten to tell Boss's wife of "Secret Affair" etc etc

  • WATCH MY VIDEO RESPONSE TO THIS! :D

  • god i want to have your babies...and i'm a guy

  • @brown13pride69

    lol that would be my luck,,no luck at all..lmao..cheers..

  • Why cant I see the top comments on this video??

  • SXE Phil you are Sexy! I just started catching up on some of your older ones. Very NICE!