That happened to another group of people and the guy sued saying they wouldn't let him play. Hahaha he still lost. Probably more money after taking it to court.
Start telling the media that the other guys that "claim" they won have always been plotting to leave me out when they win by saying that I didn't pay that week when in fact I did. Spread that lie far and wide then sue them. Eventually they will settle and give me enough to save my ass from suicide.
If that happened to me id break into one of their houses and hold them hostage until the money was redivided,after asking nicely and them refusing of course
@pendarsam pendarsam You're absolutely right. Us Yanks are so full of ourselves aren't we? Oh yes, and this Internet thing and YouTube...you're welcome!
It would be about par for the course for me to refuse to chip in the very damn time the winning numbers came up..I`m eat up with bad luck bud. I would scream,cuss,throw things,then sit down and wallow in self pity for a month.Anyway,I like you.You`re smart,funny and entertaining...and informative.I would love a monkey t-shirt.
I think if that happened to me with the Jackpot I probably wouldn't be surprised, I would just be like, "of course... that's just my life... God hates me." The usual.
on the rebel issue, its actually simple. if you cant convince civilians to stay out of it, then just treat them as part of the problem. you've done all you could, but since they're unmovable, what more can you do? you have to think of your own soldiers' lives as well.
Oh. My. God. I see the title and decide to click on it, thinking who would want to be mean to wonder woman. And guess who I see talking for the longest time? A guy I really don't like...at all. So of course this was made by him, I think, and I'm also thinking I might be able to stand this video. Just for Wonder Woman....but no. I just can't. Just cannot do it. I'm so sorry Wonder Woman. Please forgive me...but don't forgive this guy...ever..
I'd pay every lottery winner the cost of the ticket and ask for one of the million from each of their nineteen million dollars. That way I'm still getting less than the people who played but still get a fair share :)
i should point out that the legal thing where the prosecution withheld evidence is NOT new, or illegal, I believe. it happens all the time on legal dramas and stuff. it's what you get when your coutry is so obsessed with keeping the EVIL GOVERNMENT from having power that you give it all to lawyers (ahemsupremecourt). I don't understand how so few people have realised how awful most lawyers are. they spend their entire lives working around the meaning of laws. besides, it was the defense's job.
I feel so bad for that guy if I was in on it I would be like yo guys this Isnt fair put yourselves in his shoes...let's give him at least something it dosnt hav 2 b as much as us but Somthin!!!!!
really? amanda seyfried? REALLY? she looks like a fish. all the time. its rediculous. if you dont see it, just look at how far apart her damned eyes are.
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When the civilians go in the tanks, they are no longer civilians anymore. They become insurgents, unless they are being used as a force deterrent. In that case, Gadhafi can suck my cock.
I fucking love the lottery in New Mexico. Why? Because the money actually does go to the schools. I am currently going college, for free, simply because I graduated high school here.
I was just thinking that :) Love Phil, hate having to pause or mute due to the distracting awesomeness of his voice. He might as well just NOT have the text. Put more pictures or something. Pictures are fun...
Ask them to give me 10 million $ if they refuse shoot myself.
Honestly, I'd give the guy 2 million $ from my share - so I'd only get what, 43 million $ instead of 45? Gee wiz, that'd mean my grandchildrens grandchildren would have to work for a living!
it stopped to buffer at 4:48 D: oh god.
acw240 2 days ago
the first thing i thought when you said he won't get compensation was "what the F**K supreme court?!?!" :)
acw240 2 days ago
Cool I guess
tannerclub1 4 days ago
Fuck you ASS hole..
MadaSuga1 1 week ago
You are adorable.
monsterdye 1 week ago
like shit.
davidtay12321 3 weeks ago
But I LIKES the outfit ... and what's imside, too
crazyCLONE112 4 weeks ago
holy christmas nuts! you talk awesomely fast dude.
notreallyafan 1 month ago
I like how you're giving away shirts, because I was gonna tell you I want one.
sookmaybowls 1 month ago
he was convicted of rape of a minor
tonsmthomas 3 months ago
he was convicted of rape of a minor
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That happened to another group of people and the guy sued saying they wouldn't let him play. Hahaha he still lost. Probably more money after taking it to court.
xXxAIRBLAST3RxXx 3 months ago
If i was the guy who didnt win the money for that 1 day i didnt play. This would be my last post!! jajaja. Pura Vida
JEFFRYSAL26 3 months ago
Asshole
GBPOGI2 3 months ago
holy hell you talk fast
KillerTIller87 3 months ago
BooooooM
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mspaulalisa 3 months ago
No my real mouse
XXF3aRQsXx 3 months ago
I would Anal fuck my mouse
XXF3aRQsXx 3 months ago
I'd go to work the next day with a shotgun and ask for my share or next time be the only one who buys a ticket
thepokemaster51 4 months ago
Fml
burnja 4 months ago
Jizz
CheekyMouseMous3 4 months ago
I'd shoot someone
DontPronounceThis 4 months ago
I'd be pissed, but I'd get over it
sarahsoccergirl 5 months ago
I love that costume. Its the 3rd best I've seen, but you called it.
cravethecaptain 5 months ago
Haha that costume
dontsayno1999 5 months ago
Gun in mouth!
richardb1956 5 months ago
I would beg them 2 give me some lol
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xXLunaRavenclawXx 6 months ago
FUCK THE SYSTEM
Kandikid573 6 months ago
@eveye Tsianina Joelson should play WW. Period.
xenatorres 6 months ago
I would probably freak the fuck out.
marinecorps2007 6 months ago
In response to your video question...I WOULD BE FREAKING Pissed
derekmilligan41 6 months ago
Start telling the media that the other guys that "claim" they won have always been plotting to leave me out when they win by saying that I didn't pay that week when in fact I did. Spread that lie far and wide then sue them. Eventually they will settle and give me enough to save my ass from suicide.
scamperator 6 months ago 2
Nanogen=FUCKING WIN
shadowdreamxx7 6 months ago
@ HerrPimmelimarsch this guy you'r taking to (PIHILP) he has a hot gitrlfrinde word.
dude0is0me 6 months ago
If that happened to me id break into one of their houses and hold them hostage until the money was redivided,after asking nicely and them refusing of course
GLaD1138 6 months ago
@HerrPimmelimarsch GTFO.
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JoshKlaasen 6 months ago
So glad I dont live in America.
MrRDATKINSON 6 months ago
Kill your co-workers and take that mulla.
GamerLad117 6 months ago
[gun goes off]
SuperChuckinator 6 months ago
I'd move as far away as I could then change my name and identity they will never see me again.
mmkp444 6 months ago
I'd merry the person that won the money
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ha in ur own words you a bitch hahahaha
49beastcat 7 months ago
id be pissed. :(
played1994 7 months ago
wow ur fukig great
dolittleproductions 7 months ago
LMAO "how do you keep the gun out of your mouth?!" dude you are so funnyXD
Sadowski40 7 months ago
all i heard is that is a sad tree
ayoyeayou 7 months ago
@DillonStPaul that's a terrible thing to say. You should never hope someone dies, mainly because you don't like them.
DesignMads 7 months ago
Our legal system is so f*cked up. I mean look at the casey anthony trial. Point prooven
TheVETTElover11 7 months ago
I LOVE PHIL! W00T! =]
RonnieRons101 7 months ago
QOTD: *forever alone face*
welcome763 7 months ago
@DillonStPaul hater
thecommontattertots 7 months ago
stop EMPHASISING every SECOND word. it DOESN'T make WHAT you are SAAAaaaYING anymore INTERESTING or DRAMATIC.
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Justice System?More like Justice Shitdom.
MarVolSai92 8 months ago
Id kill them then myself
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@pendarsam pendarsam You're absolutely right. Us Yanks are so full of ourselves aren't we? Oh yes, and this Internet thing and YouTube...you're welcome!
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leevancechurchill 8 months ago
Amanda Sigfried is _not_ hot.
petas874 8 months ago
I would get a cup of my own urine and throw it at them and yell "who won now bitches"
lelkats 8 months ago
#mistakesweremade
ticklemepoynter 8 months ago
Monkey shirt for wonder woman!!!
bills2north 8 months ago
I would say nothing. I would already have killed myself.
MartinProductions09 8 months ago
Sign my T-Shirt.
macey0823 8 months ago
Phil you rock
zZMtnDogZz 8 months ago
8j
malthor18 8 months ago
US IS LIKE A BANANA'S REPUBLIC !...... ISN'T IT WONDERFUL !
papapardal1 8 months ago
Absolutely hilarious... second time watching and DeFranco is just great!
Also.. Wonder Woman always being a favorite of mine, I am VERY disappointed in that outfit.
prettypaleflower 8 months ago
Are you a homosexual?
dubstepobsession 8 months ago
@dubstepobsession He has a girlfriend and he obsesses over women every single show. That should tell you something....
cooliopeace33 8 months ago
DOUCHEBAG
StarPunter 8 months ago
you remind me of andy samburg
KimboCrossbow 9 months ago
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Jackiechan39 9 months ago
The Wonder Woman show has been scraped now.
Jackiechan39 9 months ago
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Jackiechan39 9 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=W9hBKLUQE54 a beat down
essovendere 9 months ago
It would be about par for the course for me to refuse to chip in the very damn time the winning numbers came up..I`m eat up with bad luck bud. I would scream,cuss,throw things,then sit down and wallow in self pity for a month.Anyway,I like you.You`re smart,funny and entertaining...and informative.I would love a monkey t-shirt.
utubejunkie2010 9 months ago
I think if that happened to me with the Jackpot I probably wouldn't be surprised, I would just be like, "of course... that's just my life... God hates me." The usual.
JNasty563 9 months ago
on the rebel issue, its actually simple. if you cant convince civilians to stay out of it, then just treat them as part of the problem. you've done all you could, but since they're unmovable, what more can you do? you have to think of your own soldiers' lives as well.
FS11111 9 months ago
Fuck just give me he tshirt
ZigurdsZelcs 9 months ago
Dude, you should be on network tv
Jasoncurate 9 months ago
Nbc rejected Wonder Woman..now it will be taken up by someone else
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SamAt5am 9 months ago
I would shoot one of the winners that week and frame the others for it. In the end walk away with the money.
jeffsl12 9 months ago
It was HIM, he's the reason they always lost ...stay away from him or you'll lose your new money...js.
tofer1zel 9 months ago
I wouldn't really give a fuck, to be honest with you, because either way, I have friends that are millionaires!
koitheawesome 9 months ago
This is your 666th episode! :O
TheGamerboy1234567 9 months ago
this was awesome
ddrum121 9 months ago
Fhag!
xdantexxxxx 9 months ago
Somebody get this poor guy a Ritalin smoothie!
daddydojang 9 months ago
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kooya420 10 months ago
I would honestly be dead by now if I was the guy that didn't try and win the lottery that weak.
BobertSeiver 10 months ago
amanda seifried makes me fucking sick
tjflacid 10 months ago
i kill my self
fullmetal595 10 months ago
what bout robin huricane carter
whynotbig 10 months ago
this was aweso
Luke77313 10 months ago
Fuck you! where is Wonder Woman?
furaskin 10 months ago
Saw the pics of the new WW costume, glad they went back with the red boots a lot more classy.
STSWB5SG1FAN 10 months ago
dont know if you know this but wat you said hapened to the guy in the lottery is actually a commercial for lotto649 in Canada
Guitardude1616 10 months ago
love this show
rpwoida1981 10 months ago
Oh. My. God. I see the title and decide to click on it, thinking who would want to be mean to wonder woman. And guess who I see talking for the longest time? A guy I really don't like...at all. So of course this was made by him, I think, and I'm also thinking I might be able to stand this video. Just for Wonder Woman....but no. I just can't. Just cannot do it. I'm so sorry Wonder Woman. Please forgive me...but don't forgive this guy...ever..
Sciontrick 10 months ago
I'd pay every lottery winner the cost of the ticket and ask for one of the million from each of their nineteen million dollars. That way I'm still getting less than the people who played but still get a fair share :)
latifr97 10 months ago
Wouldn't it be nice if DA's and cops had report cards.
Jury of your piers use to have a meaning, now its just pick a dummie.
damnwereinatightspot 10 months ago
i should point out that the legal thing where the prosecution withheld evidence is NOT new, or illegal, I believe. it happens all the time on legal dramas and stuff. it's what you get when your coutry is so obsessed with keeping the EVIL GOVERNMENT from having power that you give it all to lawyers (ahemsupremecourt). I don't understand how so few people have realised how awful most lawyers are. they spend their entire lives working around the meaning of laws. besides, it was the defense's job.
FireVixen164 10 months ago
you need to get your own late night tv show.
joeb1963 10 months ago 144
@joeb1963 I think you mean he needs to get his own tv channel.
TORMENTUH2 9 months ago
@TORMENTUH2 way to kill the joke -.-
coolzone109 9 months ago
@joeb1963 switch places with Daniel Tosh, he should be on youtube instead of TV anyways
169wowfreak 8 months ago
If I was this guy I'd ask the other guys to at least buy my a monkey T-shirt. :P
Hodael135 10 months ago
i want shirt
cheasify 10 months ago
Dude You are awesome!!!
RaumundZeit2 10 months ago
1:06 is exactly why cops get murked.
OopsSorryWrongHole 10 months ago
la school.... where the fuck did the money go!!!!!
leebone98 10 months ago
hitler style
metalhippie1 10 months ago
I feel so bad for that guy if I was in on it I would be like yo guys this Isnt fair put yourselves in his shoes...let's give him at least something it dosnt hav 2 b as much as us but Somthin!!!!!
1551Serenity 10 months ago 17
Nice specs. Uhm if I didn't win that money id go on living. Id feel fine. But that's no fun, right?
kaichrono 10 months ago
look at 3:13 and pause
francardosdapieman61 10 months ago
aaa i want that t-shirt
debenhams11 10 months ago
really? amanda seyfried? REALLY? she looks like a fish. all the time. its rediculous. if you dont see it, just look at how far apart her damned eyes are.
eversafter13 10 months ago
{QTOTD} Me:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Venoxis32 10 months ago
haha omg look at 3:12 and keep it there
willkillutwo 10 months ago
I would say that my not playing resulted in their good luck and that thusly I should receive a share =)
The first thing I thought when you talked about the batteries was "kinda like the matrix" lol
Libya is in my prayers
oracle897 10 months ago
i love you
PoisonousCookiez 10 months ago
I WOULD ROB THE LOTTERY
benwhiteside85 10 months ago
Berry berry innerestin'...
HeapPlentyFunny 10 months ago
This dude is actually interesting
OhNoOcho8 10 months ago
LOL! Look at 3:03 and pause
WWERocksfool 10 months ago
Hey man I just wanted to say that Im a big fan of your vids and you have inspired me to create my own web series and the rest of you guys can check out the first few episodes of my show and give me some feedback good or bad
midprod 10 months ago
This was awesome
:)
Gabbyshizzle 10 months ago
Sxephil, I want a tee shirt
DGamerGuy 10 months ago
Is that not what the law is about? paying for your mistakes. Hypacrites
reigangallais 10 months ago
Yeah would not be happy when I would have to tell all the new people at work that I was THAT douche.
JTinAZ31X 10 months ago
QOTD: I would hate life if something like that happened to me (not winning the money)
TheSvj5047 10 months ago
Libya..feh
Qaurine 10 months ago
When the civilians go in the tanks, they are no longer civilians anymore. They become insurgents, unless they are being used as a force deterrent. In that case, Gadhafi can suck my cock.
playsbba018 10 months ago
i would be like "fu*k"
MaddieHS23 10 months ago
I'd shoot my penis off.
shortanimationz 10 months ago
I fucking love the lottery in New Mexico. Why? Because the money actually does go to the schools. I am currently going college, for free, simply because I graduated high school here.
Lottery Scholarship FTW.
Ismft 10 months ago
I would watch Rebecca Black. Instant Suicide.
MsRandomToast 10 months ago
Chloe is great and of course I'd just die but of course he's already done that.
Fredderickism 10 months ago
Once a Civilian picks up arms, they are NO LONGER A CIVILIAN! In other words...
Shoot the bastards!
kyldonnelly 10 months ago
you had me a phil me in hahaha oh that was at the end of the video oh that must mean I watched the whole damn thing heheh yeah i like it...
pachimienti 10 months ago
signed t-shirt, I'd me like FML!!!!!!!!!!!
AdamViews 10 months ago
i would do what every person would do. go into my time machine & put in the $. after waking up from my daydream cry then repeat.
psd2575 10 months ago
1,305 people did not put money in the pot
narutomn123 10 months ago
@InsideMyOpinion
I was just thinking that :) Love Phil, hate having to pause or mute due to the distracting awesomeness of his voice. He might as well just NOT have the text. Put more pictures or something. Pictures are fun...
TheMintyMuffin 10 months ago
I would propably do what Gerrard Butler did in "Law Abiding Citizen".
Mrsonicguy 10 months ago
I think I would react among the lines of "NO! Fuck that! I ALWAYS put money in that pot!! I deserve at least a little bit of that money!" D:<
blinkfan4ever 10 months ago
I would be like "FML !!! "
rajand1 10 months ago
Dude, I'd be soooo ragingly maaaad, agh....>.<
BlownSpeakers13 10 months ago
If I were to lose the chance of being a millionaire, i'd probably cry while eating cookies and cream ice cream while watching the L word...
Someone put me out of my misery already.
PortalOfTruth 10 months ago
I would kill myself... Or other people
XDarkXXReaperX 10 months ago
I would beg my heart out
nodnarbian 10 months ago
Get nothing?a ha! someone was paying me,SOME HOW! -Sinc
TheRealSinc 10 months ago
Masturbate myself to death.
fennygmuffin 10 months ago
Ask them to give me 10 million $ if they refuse shoot myself.
Honestly, I'd give the guy 2 million $ from my share - so I'd only get what, 43 million $ instead of 45? Gee wiz, that'd mean my grandchildrens grandchildren would have to work for a living!
F4c2a 10 months ago
If I was that guy, I would try to blackmail my co-workers into giving me some money. Threaten to tell Boss's wife of "Secret Affair" etc etc
TheClassyCoconut 10 months ago
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Gun. Silencer. Workmates dead. Done!
LilMooCow 10 months ago 5
god i want to have your babies...and i'm a guy
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brown13pride69 10 months ago 23
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lol that would be my luck,,no luck at all..lmao..cheers..
ksacheese 10 months ago
Why cant I see the top comments on this video??
andya1408 10 months ago
SXE Phil you are Sexy! I just started catching up on some of your older ones. Very NICE!
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