Transmorphers (Part 1)

[TheAdmantArchvile]

Why, Bruce Boxleitner? How do you go from Babylon 5 to this piece of trash?

[kamanique]

only syfy would make a movie like this

[abcasd1]

dafuq is this?!

[RealOutOfSight]

The sad thing is that it isn't even a spoof. Just an awful attempt to emulate a Hollywood film with a low budget. Wrong. Just plain wrong.

[thesmwassup]

They can't even afford a tripod.

[qinahalf]

I love how bad the camera shakes

[Ichliebegermany]

ive seen pornos with a better plot

[terrybigteekemp]

This has got to be some of the best acting and cinematography I have ever seen. The CGI makes Transformers and Avatar look like cheesy 1980's cartoons. The leading actor makes Tom Hanks look like a B list actor.

[TheHeavenisALie]

Wtf is the deal with the camera? It keeps fucking shaking! It's like the fucker who is holding it has parkinson's or something... Is this crap supposed to rip off transformers or fucking cloverfield?

[masterrob321]

what is motorbike protective gear gonna do against giant robots?

[okey26]

You think the guys at the Asylum are proud of what they do?

[wd92750]

wonder how much they make with the rip-offs

i say couple millions

[yellowstar25i]

This got to be the worst movie ever and they should get sued for ripping off Transformer. STOP MAKING RIP OFF MOVIE ASYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DelBosque123]

Shitflix



[foweyhall36]

the worlds not even round?

[eliiiijah]

This is the worse thing I've ever seen

[unknownodin]

im here cause avgn told me to be here

[ogtsui]

this should win an oscar

[kibuki91]

Guys it's a "mockbuster" lol. The plot itself takes from several other old films, and the "invaders" were indeed modeled after the Transformers. It's a movie made to try and feed off the hype of the first Transformers, released shortly after this was sent directly to DVD

[Arosin90]

what is with the freakin shaky camera

[chetes15]

well at least only 10 people disliked it! :D

[K9Underdogg]

It makes me sad that these movies are just so bad, especially the acting and the shots that are too long :( I wanted to enjoy this.

[thawizec0w]

lol this movie sucks

[xXxHaRdCoR3REb3LxXx]

Shortest movie EVER! :D

[karambiatos]

CGI... unparalleled CGI

oh and the soundtrack

[Scorge90]

i think this was inspiried by transphormers

[crypto457]

the funny thing is is that ScyFfy actually allowed this on tv this goes to show that the owner of the channel and every employee is bat shit insane

[CAESARbonds]

hahaha

it is so bad that it is good

[Fhervi28]

Horrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiib­bbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllleee­eeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

These actors make Tommy Wiseau look like Laurence Olivier.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

2:58 Why are we in 22nd century Gotham City?

[CaptainAshSpearow]

1:51 Starscream! I've been turned into an Atari Jaguar-quality graphic!

[DisturbedRulz1993]

wow this movie looks like it was made in the 80s

[dogpile01]

the funniest thing is. its not actually a transformers ripoff, they were trying to ripoff the terminator lol

[pox1234]

20 million lightyears away ...

we send a massage of peace, a massage of friendship...

and --->FIVE<---  years later we deceive their response.

[homsar386]

PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS?!?

[clemtinite]

It's like a sci-fi porn movie that never gets to it.

[FuturePilotOfaBoeing]

Looks like some one was over using the cgi machine

[lupischuckle]

Transformers rocketed to the top of my Worst Movie of All Time list, so I actually enjoy seeing this. It's better than that shit show Transformers movie.

[Snafu246]

HEY! I remember this! This is one of the WORST games I played on my SEGA CD. Man, this brings back memories.

[Scottieonfire]

I just watched this. Got 15 minutes in and shut it off.

/o______o\

[vandalxd]

cannot believe I actually was thinking about watching this crappy shit, and WTF why the movie starts as if it is ending already?...probably the producers already knew how bad was it and they want it over a.s.a.p.

[sacrificialtotem]

Better than bey's Transformers...

[SSJ3MJ]

@sacrificialtotem No....just no.

[stickks9875]

Seems more like a terminator, war of the worlds, transformers rip off

[MWSin1]

Why make a good product when you can put a turd in a can and trick someone into buying it?

[MrRealShein]

they should film porn

[turtleman196]

I would not be hating on the Science Guild. They get World First kills on every boss in every game since 1998.

[RazoSG]

I stopped watching porn for this? >:(

[Kareia79]

Where do Asylum get the money for these crap films???

[hotgirlsarehot]

Red head: *mumbling*, new plan. *walks away*

Blonde hair guy: Yes, sir.

LOL, Asylum spending 300K on this crap film. Bwahahaha! Let's hope you broke even. If not, well I hope you get sued to hell by Paramount

[thesuperlemonstation]

you know what the worst part is? When I saw this movie at blockbuster it looked so cool. It looked way fucking awesomer than transformers and it was just so awful i didn't even see whatever happened after the first 20 minuets. and serousliy, if they've been enslaved for 300 years they just need to give up

[Toobulations]

The brunette chick reminds me of a pornstar, I can't decide which. Maybe it's just because of the whore-look makeup, I dunno. Not that it's a bad thing or anything, just sayin'.

[Toobulations]

@Toobulations OOps, meant the one right at about the 3:05 mark.

[HarryFA1]

2:05

"Huh, this movie was shorter than i thought. Funny i don't remember seeing all these people in the film...ah wait i still have another hour...crap."

[Wes964]

What I love is that they set out to rip off Transformers, but spend the first 10 minutes ripping off the Matrix. Make up your mind about who you want to rip off, guys!

[desertstormer96]

This looks moreles like a game from 2003.

[kasaibouF29]

Thumbs up if you want this movie with MST3K commentary.

[GaMeRs001]

Is it bad that I recognized that all the space scene backgrounds were stock footage?

[iSmokeCronicUshld2]

....if i were high right now....this would be good shit to entertain myself with.....meh, guess im gonna run over and get a bag then.....this movie is already costing me money -____-

[iSmokeCronicUshld2]

.....in 2009 they found life 20 million lightyears away? um...okay....the best tech WE have to send a message is radio waves....which travel at the speed of light....so the message wouldnt get there till the year 20,002,009. and thats if the aliens could travel here instantly.......so yeah...um, WOW

[Curas1]

Haha I made it to the five minute mark , how about you guys ?

[forzainter72]

Excision: Invaders.

[phylSongs]

at 4:30 did i just hear him call the woman "MR. chairman"

[sunslap]

this movie looks stupid as hell. but im sure they had fun making it...

[muffinsrtasty1]

ive seen better acting in a porno haha

[gthreepwood2006]

Well, surprisingly, I kind of like it... And let's face it: with a movie like transformers, any change in the story is bound to be for the better...

[videosteward]

Why are the credits at the beginning? maybe the director took pity on us and gave us a subliminal warning to leave.

[neoparshath]

2:06 Damn the movie is over already?

[DakotaWRS3]

Don't think I've ever seen a movie where the credits rolled at the beginning ...

Actually, the movie SHOULD'VE ended there ... ;)

[pit101892]

lol for moment there i thought the movie was over when the opening credits were rolling man what a disappointment

[CMSFilm]

The effects are terrible, the story is way mor terrible but the acting makes me cry...

[ejungleska]

@CMSFilm I agree with you 100%, but yet, I'm compelled to watch it to the end. I think the only reason this video hasn't been pulled down, is because a company would have to admit being tied to this lol.

[MasterOfFlash92]

@ejungleska xD i fear that u are right!

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

Just bought this on dvd, this'll be fun... :D

[TheSlickAndroid]

God,this looks like such a Transformers knockoff,its not even funny(well,it sure as hell isn't,but you know what I mean).

[MattnDrewProductions]

not jus tcgi is crap but so is the acting! another scifi channel chicken shit bull shit ughgh my stomach hurts from watching this:(

[drewnito]

Wow a rip off of Terminator, the Matrix, and Transformers. This sucks

[baggedyman]

2:00

I was like. WTF? It's over?

[ojideagu]

@baggedyman IF ONLY

[baggedyman]

4000000 times the speed of light. awesome.

[TheDrRevo]

you remember people saying that class B movies are craptastic? This goes all the way to class Ö

[onlyblackstranger215]

Craptastic 

[dahoeb]

the way the camera bounces and moves during the briefing scenes is really annoying....so is the acting.

[dahoeb]

For looking like they're lazily drifting through space, they sure traveled 20 million light years in a jiffy.

[silencesoloud12]

Around 1:00, attack of the giant metal pretzel balls!!!

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

2:05 oh cool, the credits, its over and i dont have to suffer this bilge anymore... waidaminute.... oh god no....

[anonymous133711]

i like the story better than transformers movie by michael bay

[Christhefireshark]

@anonymous133711 I agree.

[DarkChoclatewithtop]

lol this movie  came out BEFORE the transformers did.... Kinda messed up lol

[itmfa2008]

This is... awful. Wow. And this is the whitest post-apocolyptic group ever.

[silencesoloud12]

@itmfa2008 You're right, where's the token black guy who gets killed off in the first ten minutes?

[Zerginfantry]

This is a good movie so far - and I'm not even being sarcastic. Take this for what it is people - an intentionally campy movie.

[SonicPAJ]

Oh the credits... I thought I'd have to sit through the whole movie...NOOOO.

[bravestar709]

It looks like Captain Power. ( 80s kids show for those that dont know)

[skeaneable]

whoa this plot line transition from Transformers to Terminator to Battlestar Galactica to err ...ahh.oh fuck it I remember this is a Mockbuster straight to dvd .

[ihaveajob145]

this is the SPOOF of transformers! thumbs up if you AGREE!!!!!!

[carlosguy20]

@ihaveajob145 its not a spoof..its meant to be serious..its just a crappy SCIFI channel movie

[happsider]

@ihaveajob145 duh. any idiot could tell that

[oOJampisOo]

Holy crap, I didn't think I was going to write this... but this is acutally phisically painful to watch :(

[sonicdihedgehog1]

the acting in this movie makes the last airbender perfect

[Wired8s]

That acting is... just... transmorphtastic

[MrFood11]

It's like final fantasy 7 graphics...

[seanfleming1]

still better than michael bay films

[DSkehan2004]

worse movie ever!

[MrStarForgeX]

LOL WUT?

[videogamerobot123]

This CGI is just AMAZING! It's like it's were going through a technology revolution

No, seriously! I give this 10000/10

That was sarcasm, people. -_-

[zakiemon]

Wow, some of these effects.....

[ChristianPainter131]

They sent a message to the alien world 20 million light years away huh? Then they received a response 5 years later huh? If that message was sent at the speed of light it would of took 20 million years for it to reach the alien planet. I guess the makers didn't think about that, or they just didn't care.

[ivelosthewilltolive]

Why does he keep calling her Mr Chairman?

[lonewolfshogun]

hahaha the cgi looks like old cartoons, those buildings look like they were drawn with a pencil, 1984 nintendo games look better than this. and why are all the chicks super hot and wearing make-up when the world is taken over by robots? people would be pale-under nourished and sick. these poeple look straight from m.t.v.!

[BobbleheadFilm]

sorry, it takes 5 years to get a response from a planet that is 20 million light years away!? humanity would be long dead by the time they ACTUALLY got a response... and then the aliens would think it rude that the humans are ignoring them ¬_¬

[Whitemanbeautiful1]

omg is orrible quality

[superotter24]

Well, it's the robots have driven humans into a post-apocalyptic world living underground...yet there doesn't seem to be any shortage of eyeshadow

[neemguy81]

OHH I get it now, the ASYLUM presents this beyond shitty movie! This is what happens when you give a camera to a hospital full of literally crazy people.

[D7maj]

Funny thing is, if a planet is 20 million light years away, and you send them a message...

Even if you send it at light speed, I think it's expectable to wait 20 million years for its arrival, and another 20 million to receive a response. AMIRITE/

Im not taht good at maht but i thinks fiev is WAEY belw twntt milions11!

[SouthernRiprey]

@D7maj By the time the message is received on the other end, we would have developed the technology to get there a lot faster... lol.

[D7maj]

@SouthernRiprey

Well, besides that, and besides crappy visual effects, poor acting and boasted up script, it's not that bad at all. I mean, just by 9:09 you kinda feel they will insert shitty clay robots in there at some point XD but it's a watchable movie, unlike The Asylum's 2012, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and the likes.

But oh, my. I would be ashamed of being an Asylum's employee. Even if you don't watch this movie for the action and plot, watch it for lulz - it's granted.

[SouthernRiprey]

@D7maj Erm, you just stated all the qualities a movie should have in order to be called a movie.

You just said it sucks in every aspect... but it's not that bad at all. lol.

Well. at least it was distributed in 480p, not 240p. xD

[D7maj]

@SouthernRiprey

xD but I said the script was boasted up, I kinda meant it tried to do big talk but actually sounds ridiculous, you know. But it has a fairly enjoyable plot (well, I think... maybe... or... um... forget it). And I didn't mention SFX (that suck as well :S) and OST (well, I actually think there are nice BGMs there, for such a movie).

But ok, you win. People: Don't watch this piece of crap xD

[D7maj]

@SouthernRiprey

oh and btw, thx, if wasn't for your comments, I would never realize I had a comment ranked on this video's HRC xD!

[SouthernRiprey]

@D7maj LOL! xD

[Joshtika18]

@D7maj Not to mention the time it would take to get here when traveling at any speed LOWER that that of light...by then we'd either be extinct or have enough uber-tech to beat them with.

[D7maj]

@Joshtika18

And of course we will have Asylum Pictures to spook them off in no time. xD

[HCqvintus]

cmon its just an amateur parody movie, inconsistencies dont matter

[zz13x]

@D7maj They might have already been on the way.

[MythSaturn]

@D7maj Light years are calculated differently, it's not years actually, its distance. "A light-year, also light year or lightyear is a unit of length, equal to just under 10 trillion kilometres" Speed of light: Its value is 299,792,458 metres per second. :)

[D7maj]

@MythSaturn

Of course it's distance. I never said it wasn't. It's the DISTANCE travelled by light in one julian YEAR. How come 'it's not years, actually'? I just calculated how long would it take to travel that far at light speed.

I'll guide you so as to show you how 'years' are included in 'light years'

1 light year is officially 9,460,730,472,580.8km, 'just under a trillion'

299,792.458km * 60secs * 60mins * 24h * 365.25 (a julian YEAR) = 9,460,730,472,580.8km

So how was I wrong, again?

[PlatinumIvory]

Well it has less dick jokes than ROTF, it's just as boring as ROTF, but at least I know what's going on. I don't GIVE a flying fuck about them but...in that case that actually makes me hate it less.

I hate this movie less than Revenge of the Fallen.

...that's kind of sad.

[kodfisk]

those robots look like they were takin from a crappy video game

[andresitoand]

autojerks vs anticoncepticons XD

[Emack218]

5:56 Emack technology?

[Sydni2003]

@kingofdeedeedee111 lmao..... i feel the same way

[kirax10a]

aslyum is met to be a Mockbuster to make fun of films and mix and match to make there own in a way they are the type of people that say "i hate this movie i'm going to make this just for shit and giggle" either way its a B movie what more do you want thank you for posting Pikawiresc

[Neobloodzero86]

2 mins into the movie and its over wtf ??

[Nintendon85]

Admittedly, the intro graphics (The robot, not... any of the rest) look good... if this were a PS2 game.

[MRauTObt]

to all the rotf haters, you have to admit this makes rotf look like a masterpeice

[ddpl365]

I saw this for sale at HMV. They wanted about $20 for it...

[coopercastille]

the opening looks like a N64 mixed with PS3 video game to me

[wiitle]

This movie's plot is more coherent than transformers.

[gdlucas]

WOOW, this is such an "original" film..

[Katarn84]

What kind of idiots put the end credits at the beginning of the movie? Kind of optimistic, did they think nobody would get to the end of this "thing" before throwing it in the trash?

[FlynnMTaggart]

@Katarn84 Many movies do that. The Good. The Bad. And The Ugly for one.

[Katarn84]

@FlynnMTaggart Yes, but they are overlaid on the scenes, scrolling titles on blac screen are end credits usually...

[piratekingloki]

lawls, they call themselves guilds! bwah-ha-ha-ha!

[guitarfreak429]

the acting in this movie is truly...erm...

[eatmycheeseballs]

f u

[Enturbulant]

Holy fuckmouth !!!!!!!!! How was this ignored by the acadamy ?

[bononcrusher2]

how bad can it be

[pyrotek45]

@bononcrusher2 that bad.

[vipergts333]

this movie is almost as lame as pokemon

[pyrotek45]

@vipergts333 pokemon would be an upgrade!

[indianajoneszilla]

ATTACK OF THE SPACE FARING TESTICLES!

[ichigokitty]

Dumb!!! >.<

[wtfomgstudios]

Obviosly a reference to the fact that Transformers came out the EXACT SAME YEAR!

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

Every woman in this is smoking hot!

[sammywombarra]

@bfdhvcnvvbjdn probably because they hire pornstars. Cheapest actors you can get XD

[AxelDemon]

wow.

[Spashby]

Leigh Scott is a parasitic piece of shit.

[Lazzerus413]

@Spashby

Umm... Ok, i will take your offensive words for it. :D

[aderandie]

lol it feels like something a video club in highschool would make but crappier lol

[legaliseme]

lol in 2009

[95ellington]

Possible the biggest pile of shit humans ever made.

[pow1983]

i love the cheap sound effects, as tho its something out of the 70's

[Colonfiend]

you guys realise this isn't a serious film, just a mock film..

[painkilleredx]

somone should fire that cameraman cant even hold the camera stedy

[KarasuTakama]

It seems all these actors learned from "Acting: An Overview of the Art, by Keanu Reeves".

[EmperorChupacabra]

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So... painful to watch.

[numb19029]

transformers/the matrix?

[BAMx1010]

BLACKTHORN comeon...

[themaxx69]

I honestly think people who make this kinda crap do not deserve to live. Drug dealers are better than this.

[0898sparta]

are all the people teenage girls jesus

[Icardi07]

sooooooo life 20,000,000 lightyears away got a radio signal in 5 years........ in 2009...

[rpere008]

Film Brain has a very funny review of 'Transmorphers' on the Nostalgia Critic's website. Search for That Guy with the Glasses.

[2elite2night]

coglioni avate ricopiato transformers e poi ma ke minkia di programma avete usato per fare questa merda effect merd

[bromandude89]

why do they call all the female characters "sir"?

[Bertelhauch]

How did the message get that fast? Wasn't it like 20 light years?

[adamcdx]

wow

[StarFoxMcCloud11]

The graphics make it look like a video game