Cooking Near Dog - How to make Tarako Spaghetti

[theTicklemehellmo]

When I cook tarako Spaghetti. I like to add a little bit of mustard and mayo, it makes it slightly creamier.

Also, Tarako is naturally semi- transparent, but after it is heated, it turns milky pink.

[kellwych]

painful chapter :'c

[sirhan234]

if you watch victorious the guy looks like mr phycowitzs thumbs up if you agree?

[dlon68]

haha....i like the original version 'cooking with dog' but ken u r funny 'cooking NEAR dog' ...haha

[tokiokoetai]

I <3 actual cooking with dog but this is pretty good.

[fennie2578]

puhahahahaha Hilarious~!!!!

[oozer23]

Lol, at the carpel tunnel story.

[petris112]

I ♥ CWD!

[missidealiste]

ur trying tooo hard.. and your NOT funny!! LOSER

[fidendu2]

copy cookingwithdog? yeah u fail and what u eat look so creepy!

[RKRHRKRH]

Shirako is something before cod turns baby

[bleachgirlish]

OMG! I'm a fan of "Cooking with Dog", and you have the voice down pat! Nice parody!! Lol. :D

[Gin132456]

i honestly thought we were gonna cook THE dog...wow me...wow...

[Selene787]

ok,this looks nice but how can you eat such a great meal with no veggies!! I have to try it with carrot and peppers ;] ;]

[STEWIEGRlFFIN]

@Selene787 Okay, I got one....if you were to cook any slower, why you wouldnt be cooking very fast now would you? Well that wasn't very funny....oh, oh...

okay I got one, if you were to cook any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you would need an egg calander....hahahaha!! Oh yes, I went there!!

[ZhadoxFlamez]

I didn't know you had wanker's cramp before.

[3plo]

no salt?

[onoharahigashi]

OK, enough already...retard!

[oneheart19]

Which eya uhh come outtaee da cowss Booooooooooo b

[EchigoNoTara]

LOL

あなたは最高です！



[iliks]

love his japanese english haha

[sashant1018]

Is this a parody of the actual cooking with dog show?

[000DrkAngel000]

@sashant1018 I think it is :P

[vanzemljak]

Kizaminori.hmmmm looks like alges (see weed)? yea?

Btw..nice&fast recipe

[sentaioubleach]

god that was good! francisco? lol

[Charestria]

loll

[maxf69]

wow, the really don't waste anything do they?

[scarletwater]

lol fish sperm? D: no thanks.... but anyway I love tarako spaghetti heh

[Ytuberx1]

This guy is awesome! I thought ken tanaka was real. I hope hollywood gives him a show based on this charactor, it would be really funny.

[TzumB]

"Cooking Near Dog" Brilliant.

[drivepro]

i cant wait to see the next episode...

[coverfactory]

waratteimasu I love cooking with dog!

[moonsterj]

Once the little baby cod eggs have turned white, it's ready.

lol

[madsuperpop]

Hello!!! See this!!!

[tomorrow1333]

LOLS he gives hand jobs to cods xD

[Xiia0Sn00pY]

comes out of a cow's BEWB! HAHA! owned!

[rangahaaa]

his guy is a total LIAR. shirako is not cod sperm. its similar cause its actually a female cod ovary but its impossible that this guy had a job as a cod masterbater. aslo this guys name is actually david ury. u can search him on the search bar above.

and he was the one complaining that rosy odonell is racist.

[kunobot]

@rangahaaa You probably shouldn`t take life so seriously. :)

[chibimaru8]

@rangahaaa the cod sperm extraction was his joke....that he got his arm disorder from excessive masturbation

[rangahaaa]

@chibimaru8 ya. i didnt get it at first and i was sort o confused. im so stupid

[kimers7685]

@rangahaaa wow.... have you ever heard of a JOKE my goodness >.>

[Ninjadragon88]

The country which I come from, which is Sweden, it is not so strange to eat fish eggs either to some meals, but we are more used to eating it on our sandwich instead to eating it to spaghetti :P

[RupeVoid]

Francisco's chef neglected to wipe excess tarako from the knife before using the utensil to slice a slab of butter. I feel sorry for the unsuspecting person who later cut a piece of butter to slather over the slice of Wonder Bread and wondered about the tasty fish taste on his toast... Hilarious send-up of "Cooking With Dog."

[aidansparkes]

'Milk which comes out of a cow's boob' XD lolololololololol! I weed my pants at that bit!

[maxf69]

If you substitute poultry eggs for th cod ones you can make the delicious Japanese dish o-mu-re-to

[RodneyJ725]

Hilarious as usual, Ken! I really enjoy your videos!

[xKaoKaox]

omg lol... your story reminds me of a biology video we had to watch, this poor man was a cow sperm collector and had to get into a fake cow machine and "do the dirty" with real cows to collect the goods. -scared-

[ericsurf6]

Genius! This is beyond funny. Btw, I recently met Francis and you sound just like him.

[leanderhero]

"IMPORTANT: Make sure fork is fully removed before chewing." You are awesome, Ken. :D

[leanderhero]

Aw, poor Ken and his carpal tunnel from his fish job! XD This video made me smile!

What does Tarako Spaghetti taste like? I've never had anything like it.

[kennhzor]

it looks good though! blaah.

[ikayaki014]

うすらハゲのおっさん･･･どこぞの真似っこだな｡もっと自分で­アイデア出してオリジナルな物にしろよぉ┐(￣ヘ￣）┌ﾔﾚﾔﾚ­

[ChelletheStix]

Thank you! This video made me laugh! It was great!...mmm cod babies :D

And I also love Cooking WITH Dog! <3

[riteonfukenkaren]

You poor man, you should have switched hands. Or would the cod know?

[uirak]

Tarako Spaghetti are they serious..... you know pasta is noodles, you know. the guy that brought the noodle to Europe and made it into spaghetti.....

[Exmech2]

Wait! Where is FahLancis?!

[japanbyron]

ur a sick fucker why would you wack off a fish u greasy fucker

[japanbyron]

WHERE THE FUK IS jacob the penis????

[ichigoflavored]

looks so yummy :) ! i always buy the instant packet, but i have to try it this way

[DI3S3L666]

hahaha Ken you sly dog! I should have known something was off! :D

[Naughty08Girl]

lol at 1:39 !!

nice one Ken.

mo ichido onegai shimasu..

[TanitsuMe]

cooking with a dog :)

[BBROTANGO]

LMAO....what is the black stuff? Kisamenori? Enjoy the videos.

[Totumfacky]

gorgeous, I like your videos

[KinguNoKin]

Mmmm. Delicious.

[K1kuch1]

Wow looks pretty good! Love your videos!

If continue this way JACOB will come back, just a hunch!

[Daichen]

美味そう・・・

[xoxoSarahLynnxoxo]

This was great!

[tenchimouse]

WE LOVE YOU KEN! ALOHA!

[tonydesapien]

LOL oh god. I just saw "cooking...dog" in my subscription and was like "oh hey another cooking with dog video already sweet!". I didn't realise until I started watching what was going on...

[taddyn]

hahaha!!! "painful chapter..." your SOO funnny!!!!!

[r3b1LLi0n]

"why don't they feel the same way for milk and cream,which comes out of a cow's BOOB " xhahxa :D LMAO

[bigpapa181]

Thanks, Ken, but I might have to pass on this one.

[kawaiichie]

OMG I DIED. YOURE AMAZING. LOL

[edeikuliu]

lol thats funny hmmm yum alot of little babies. Well i had shirako its really good

[jeishun]

I sub to cookingwithdog so this vid is effing hilarious!

[tonygaijin]

haha! you're awesome ken!!

[NameTaken1000]

This guy is an awesome actor.

[always2amuseu]

You're so silly. I love you. ^___^

[AngAvaritia]

ahaha... 1:12 <3

[N00BSAUCE]

lol: "it's a painful chapter in my past..."

[lostinxlation]

yeah, that was a wise decision to quit extracting tarako.. It's addictive.

[lostinxlation]

Oops,, shirako, not tarako.

[Rafnasty]

@lostinxlation Easily confused indeed, hahahaha...

[theworldindepth]

@lostinxlation I agree

[billybobjimjoejacksn]

Ah, good times.

[fervetboy]

anybody else think the picture for the video looked like a shriveled penis?

[TubeTolo]

@fervetboy - haha, I thought it was just me

[arigatooguzaimasu]

tabetai.....sore wa ii ne!!!

[Shadowdancer21b]

Francisco is a very handsome host!

[EPICshananagin]

at first i thought it was disgusting but actually i wouldnt mind trying that pasta

[0masik0]

hahahahah wie geil xD

[BHallBrowser]

I can't wait for that next episode - - - Dried Food. Looks delicious.

[hyochan]

Haha this is funny :). Good video.

[betterdropdatdonk]

lol cows boob

[casanundae]

HAHAHA! I subscribe to both you and cooking with dog! This was so funny, because first I thought it was a new video from Francis with a twist

[IamBratacus]

roflmao! Love youw you have captured Cooking NEar dog to be nothing liek Cooking With Dog lol but the part where you sadly had to quit your extractions due to carpotunnel your movment made me nearly spit my milk and milk as you said is very goood so i dont like to spit and waist it :P thanks for the new recipe and love Fransisco' s face ADORABLE

[killuakaito]

lol i was actually gonna ask if they changed the dog and the host... then i realized.... ITS A PARODY WITH OUR adorable Francis... XDD

[0kalcia0]

hahhaha, this is sooo great!! :D thanks so much! had a really good laugh :)

[jeff4952]

if

Tarako = Cod babies

Shirako = _______ babies

[boksbox]

Shirako = White babies

[Usagi1pyon]

lol awesome

[itsfortytwo]

Carpal Tunnel from extracting cod sperm? I laught so heard at that :D

I might actually try to cook that when I am in Japan - looks easy enough.

[aurayon]

<3 Maggie! <3

Awesome parody! More "cooking near dog" videos, please :) :)

[sithia45]

Wow, you know my mom used to make "white spaghetti" using regular chicken eggs and a little milk, just like this! looks the same. I can't wait to try it with real tarako!! Thanks Ken and dog!

[ruthampton]

Awesome cooking with dog parody!

[nadialarios]

ahhhhh this is hilarious, love you Ken

so so funny parody

[seriouskano2]

Awesome parody! :D

[meow23]

ajajajajaajjaajaja ken you have the same voice of the coockingwithdog guy jajajajajajaa nice parody love u videos

[joushikijin]

Awesome!

[RoboNook]

Awesome Vid Ken! "Cooking near dog" LOLZ (^_^)

[Ahiku]

*looool* This is good...XD Cooking with dog and cooking near dog are omoshiroi!

[Otakz]

probably pretty salty right?

[gtoyas]

最近みんな料理付いてますね、僕は日本人のくせに白子を食べたこ­とがなくて食べれそうに無いです。この犬はマギーちゃん？

[princesspanda01]

how d u get the sperm from the fish? O_O

[ARYT13]

@princesspanda01 Blowjob!

[Frimutel]

Lol.

"1ooos of little cod babies taste so delicious" - So they did a good job indeed? XD

Funny, what non-vegans eat. XD

[chicawazzzzzzza]

dude not cool, im not going agianst cod egg but seriously "thousands of little cod babies taste soooo Delicious" sounds pretty fucked up. oh and were u raised in japan or just a fake accent.

[XarraX9009]

I had to laugh at this one but you should make more of these vids Ken.

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Cooking near dog ^_^

[loopyloopa]

I love Boston Terriers! I have never tried tarako but maybe I will someday, because I enjoy spaghetti.

[lqlw01]

omg. this is hilarious

[DiablossoFucker]

Cooking with dog and cooking near dog are my fav cooking shows! xD

[Pardinuz]

Yum, yum.

[reykjavik79]

Greetings from Iceland, your a comedy genius

lol

[TheDutchGaijin]

IMPORTANT: Make sure fork is fully removed before chewing.

HAHA. Dude, this video is hilarious.

[lllHanzolll]

WTF hahahah!!!! you copycat!! XD

[smokymcpot24]

What do you do with the fish, why not eat it too? This is very simple recipe.

[eggbertsmith]

Wouldnt this be a far more effective comedic 'gag' if you waited until the end to reveal you are a white-boy?

[JeniaFedorov]

:)) Нет, такого я не пробывал еще, значит как я понял икра ментая пожареная на маргарине, а вот в конце не понял чем посыпали :( немного похоже на морскую капусту.

[JoyMac13]

Love the cooking near dog, lol!!! I see that Jacob is slowly coming back. XD

[TayaOrihime]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I usually watch cooking with a dog xDDDDDDDDDD you're awesome xDDDDDDD

[damianson]

i still swear this guy played that crack addict who gets crushed by a ATM in Breaking Bad....

[gtpluvr]

Hey Ken-chan! Cute dog! You made a good point about drinking milk! I love milk so,I'm sure I would enjoy Tarako but,NOT Shirako!

[nofreedomofspeech]

Tarako is caviar (fisheggs) right?

[AntoneX6]

Omg I think i ate tarako by accident before I thought it was salmon lmao

[junkienet]

I watch cooking with a dog .. and I always wanted to see someone make a parody. Very Funny !

[thispenguin]

haha me too! and who better to do it than Ken Tanaka?

[luhkeyone]

I loved the way you said boob.

[starsandsea]

I am in no way an immature 14-year-old boy, but I lost it when he said "boob." Was not expecting it. xP

[0Dist]

I pressed "subscribe"

but realized I was already subscribed to you... :3

[FrankzTerz]

i saw you on H.E.R.O.S

:S

[astarothgr]

...Brilliant!!! poor francis...

GOOD LAK IN ZA KICHA~

[LegendofAyumi]

Don't forget

Kentanaka and me love you!!!!!

[Arkenarge]

lol cooking with dog and cooking near dog episode both uploaded at same time xP

[akasaart]

eh? you know Cooking with Dog, Ken?

[kufufunocosplay]

Trader Joe's! You don't know how happy that makes me to see this x3

[ClintfromNYtoVA]

Love the parody on CookingWithDog channel. I love tarako (plain not pickled or spiced) raw spread thinly over rice. All small roe is salty goodness.

I never knew about shirako and really could have gone the rest of my life without knowing, but will ask my japanese mom if you lie, but I suspect you are telling the truth.

[thatjapanesegirl]

LOL. Cooking NEAR dog!

[Bajamamut]

Oishii...desu...ka? O-o

[Bajamamut]

Funny... Francis-(ko) looks just like Maggie Sensei ^_^

[Brianmystic2]

This is awesome, Ken. I love Cooking With Dog! ^_^

(and now cooking NEAR dog)

[justjoshin2]

I might be a little hesitant to eat that. D:

[AlucardsQuest]

I'm sorry if this is off topic, but I hear vegetarians have a tough time finding food without meat in them in Japan. Do you have any vegetarian dishes?

[aussielung]

It's not difficult to find vegetarian food. It's hard to find restaurants that don't class chicken as a vegetable. Actually Japan has great vegetarian food.

[AlucardsQuest]

My friend was telling me that he got into an argument with a Japanese person over whether or not bacon was meat. Maybe it's not true for everyone, but he's having a lot of problems. Even the bread over there is made from lard.

[aussielung]

Well, thats the first time I have heard of anyone saying Bacon isn't meet.

Tell your friend to go to the Japanese google and look for vegetarian restaurants. There is a good one in Shibuya but I can't remember what it's called.

[dondons1987]

<3 !

[markshmily]

Very kewl..

What does tarako taste like?

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey! That's where my dog is! I've been looking for her all over!

[lordmetroid]

I love this move, it was awesomely entertaining.

[elliottonyt]

i love cooking with dog!

:)

[Jock4Jesus]

what does this taste like????

[aurayon]

OMG, I love this!!! I'm subscribed to "Cooking With Dog", too, lol.

Please make more cooking videos with Maggie :) :) :)

[Kepahl]

Those little cod babies were very handsome.

[up0]

i love tarako... it's also very popular in korean dish. mmm

[crippin798]

haha, i'm sorry. I know what it is, but when I see you type that you love it. all I can think of is you love sperm, haha.

[bunkafashioncollege]

"thousands of little cod babies...taste so delicious" - LOL!!!

[weeknightingale]

Poor babies they will never know the joy of swimming with sharks in the big ocean.

[rioishikawa]

thats deceptively simple lol

[ForceOfWizardry]

COD BUKKAKE spaghetti!?

[mrotaku869]

haha great vid ken ur awsome

[Sushi4Me08]

THAT is too funny! yay! i would subscribe to Cooking With Ken any day!

[AkitaAbroad]

Francis would be jealous! :)

[gfr73]

Can you get pregnant with that stuff? :D