I don't have any Twillight book since I do not read about idiotic vampires that are completly off the hook of what a frickin' vampire and/or werewolf is!...
I got a copy of Twilight and the rest of 'em. My mom took possession of them, thankfully. Clears up more room for decent books, like Harry Potter, House of Night and Lord of the Rings. <3
I think the bloody bones are the result of the vampires EATING the human. In some lore, vampires ate raw flesh and muscle, not just sucked blood. In some cases if you had a child vamipre, they ate flesh. Lots of the lore got mixed up.
@Radvo1 Jesse's runs away half the time, and the other half it runs into battles, but instead of getting killed, it OWNS the other guy/thing. I don't think he did anything special to make it do that.
This is good commentary and all, but fuck. This has got to be the most boring playthrough I've watched of a game. He does nothing but pick flowers and chase rabbits the entire episode
Jesse you know your evil hellovator voice, well if you join the dark brotherhood thes this person who sounds just like that. its so funny he comes in after the first 3 mini quests have a look in to it.
So I'm level 29, And Jesse is also 29, He's only just got to Solitude... Where as I'm in the process of fighting Alduin for the second time with only Ebony weapons and steel plate armor, When Jesse comes to that part.. He will fucking ace it.
Jesse, you should DEFINITELY (if you didn't do it yet) go to Rorikstead... You know, the town the thief from the beginning of the game that tries to escape is from? And head to the inn... There's a guy named Sam there who wants to have drinking contest, one of the best quests EVER.
hey jesse keep the wooden mask put it on in the place you found it and you go back in time or sumthing :P but you need dragon priest maskes the wooden 1 doesent count.
@manictiger Skyrim got worse problems like its physics, A.I. stuff like that... I think the graphics are fine really, but sure people can mod it if they want to.
Honestly, the graphics and interface are pretty big issues to me.
I'm sure there are plenty of other things that I could go on about, but they physics are actually quite tolerable (unlike FO3), which makes it a low priority on my list of complaints.
To be honest, I think this game is way over-rated and there's simply nothing better out except Anno 2070, which isn't well known and isn't retard-friendly (which doesn't bode well in this country).
@manictiger I can agree with the interface. And well the graphics are bad but they put so much work into everything else. and ofcourse it would have been better graphics if they didnt do like everyone else and make the game for console.. the game would have been like 10 times better.
I'm saying Jesse really needs to use the saturation mod. He doesn't have to change the cell buffer, fov or all that jazz, but he really should use the saturation mod.
@manictiger Tbh i would like these series better if they were mod free... but i guess a graphic mod wouldn't hurt. tho i don't think he's gonna use it sadly.
@manictiger Color would still be a part of the graphics. Still i think that hes computer could handle HD textures and still run in over 40 fps or something.
Oh... I misread that. Yeah, it would be part of the graphics. Post-process stuff.
I'm sure you're right. He probably could even screw with the cell buffer, though, I'd probably advise against that for the sake of fraps' history of not liking things.
So... Her husband has basically put them deep in debt because of his drinking problem, but she can afford paying you 600 gold to slay three wolves and take her husbands favorite drink? Sounds like her husband isn't the only wastrel in that family.
Its common among the nord woman to hate their husbands since they have more or less forced marriages ^^ already in Oblivion all the nord woman tells one how much they hate their husbands XDD
WATCH! Jesse is going to get to the end of the game and his horse is just going to be standing there over the big bad's corpse like "what? you were taking to freaking long so i did it for you, what?"
Jesse, 1 recharge your sword with a soulgem, 2 go to riften and join the thieves guild, you get some sweet armor if you do the main quests there and you also get a Skelton key
I just want to say Jesse. My boyfriend didn't like you at first, until I forced him to watch the Skyrim series and he absolutely loves this series haha<3
physics rabit is jesses new foxy brown
LumpyBumpyAcidFish 22 hours ago
Please, Jesse, please star an animation movie.
Blunka796 1 day ago
Haha I do not, nor will not ever own a copy of twilight. Besides, Hunger Games is all the rage now.
TemptressaSevenfold 1 day ago in playlist Skyrim
kind of expected a lot more to jesse's reaction when he got his first ebony piece..
ChickenTaco011197 1 day ago
nyan root :3
TheSilentmills 1 day ago
I am going to sue you!
I don't have any Twillight book since I do not read about idiotic vampires that are completly off the hook of what a frickin' vampire and/or werewolf is!...
MorecTheMoron 2 days ago
I have the Twilight series...my mom stole them. Gets them out of my room. :3
ChandraLee13 2 days ago in playlist "Let's Play" Skyrim by Jesse Cox
Wow, your Yoda impersonation is awesome! xD
mtfsandlin 3 days ago in playlist Skyrim
neaaren..root
THEkvertha 4 days ago in playlist Season TES5 3
Oh jesse, You've reminded me of my favorite childhood film. The fox and the hound :D
Trigynom 5 days ago in playlist Season TES5
Twilight suks...trueblood yes
rocksoff73 1 week ago
You're so funny O.e
xXFireSapXx 1 week ago
I got a copy of Twilight and the rest of 'em. My mom took possession of them, thankfully. Clears up more room for decent books, like Harry Potter, House of Night and Lord of the Rings. <3
shizuka139 1 week ago in playlist "Let's Play" Skyrim by Jesse Cox
Smashing Pumpkins reference :O
SaccoJams 1 week ago
pff I don't have... hang on,*looks around for a copy and realises that my sister had one all along*... OMG :S
TheAwesomoe 1 week ago
....I have a copy of Twilight :(
Azgonna 1 week ago
at 25:16 Lizzy just blinked inside the room
9LoOseToOth9 1 week ago
Though I would steal GOAT EGGS!
Citizenohshit 1 week ago
why do you take the wolf pelts ALWAYS?
Anistrix 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
pepsi for all :O
KMANthe3000 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
Jesse's accent at the start sounds exactly like Trine's narrator.
FandGProductions 2 weeks ago
"I used to be a mercenary...then I took an arrow to the knee." That would have been amazing
ANGU5TU5 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
wizard vampire bandits
morethanlunch 2 weeks ago
in the whole game of skyrim, rabbits foxes and butterflies are the only things interest Jesse
DemoKory 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5 11
@DemoKory dont forget flowers
TheDelta0seven 1 day ago in playlist Skyrim
I actually DID have a copy of Twilight. About halfway through I set it on fire for blasphemy. ಠ_ಠ
GameraiderMinecraft 3 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5 3
now that! was a epic intro :P you should put that in your portofolio XD
comanderBETHA 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
Put Meeko in your house in Whiterun, he's gonna get killed of you dont...
hallishorty 3 weeks ago
" i need to become a thief like asap" me: well you have the armor for it ...
MrLawcool 3 weeks ago
Physics Rabbit... AWAY!
joonas888 3 weeks ago
@joonas888 swampy... awaaaaaaay! lol
SuperVeloce178583 3 weeks ago
i literallyshead a coupleof tears during this video it was awesome
twilek876 3 weeks ago
hehehe mudkipz
buddytime90 3 weeks ago
pick the cabbages and leaks and sell em
du8u8u8o 1 month ago
Day um. Meeko's better at fighting than Lizzy is.
bluelink142 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
I think the bloody bones are the result of the vampires EATING the human. In some lore, vampires ate raw flesh and muscle, not just sucked blood. In some cases if you had a child vamipre, they ate flesh. Lots of the lore got mixed up.
LakeofGlass 1 month ago
SO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDCRABS.
Blueninja57 1 month ago 3
look at 25:10.... wtf lizze?¨
simonholm2 1 month ago 3
The book arround 17:00 is actually really an awesome story you should take some time to read it :D
hipsokonijn 1 month ago
Welcome to Jesse's A.D.D. adventures
loyalzerg 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
MUDKIPZZZZZ
LittleBird1432 1 month ago
At 31:50, the 3 dragons comment. Flashbacks of a sightless pit encounter with two dragons on the side of a mountain.
RogoueDD 1 month ago
@fiver1niner because two syllable names are easier to say than 5
sulfuras24 1 month ago
17:09
mAmmuTwOw 1 month ago
I said it on another video I'll say it here......for NIRNIA!
violentgamer4 1 month ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
Jesse: "Bloody bed, who knows whats been going on in there.."
Me: "Ewwww"
(probably only girls will get it)
Livy191 1 month ago 5
@Livy191 Same reaction here lol
thekillerwolfgirl 1 month ago
a potion of de bonebreak fever
KuruCoon 1 month ago
from how i see the beggining of this ep, i was gona laugh half way. good work jessie! jessie: thanks subscriber!
xXcomedy147Xx 1 month ago
Jesse, incase 50 other people haven't told you this, the Sawmill gets attacked by dragons almost daily.
So it's a good place to get Dragon Souls.
megadude1210 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@megadude1210 50? I think you may have estimated a little low.
TheFlyingslug 1 month ago
That is the best intro ever made! :D Yay!
RosesxKissesxLove 1 month ago
WHY CAN'T YOU BE A GOAT DOG.
InfernalBleeding1 1 month ago 34
Physics Fox don't give a damn!
Cilitbangisthebest1 1 month ago
epic beginning
mrkillington1313 1 month ago
GOAT EGGS!
Hijynx87 1 month ago 4
Thumbs up for water antics with Physics Rabbit and friends and just not giving a damn about giving a damn!
McMillionDesign 1 month ago 2
i cant believe jesse didnt make a joke about "long and hard"
Soulboulder 1 month ago
how do you get your horse to run away , mine just gets into battles and dies x(
Radvo1 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
@Radvo1 I feel your pain, jessy gave me unrealistic expectations of my horse too :p
Maegrauko 1 month ago
@Radvo1 Jesse's runs away half the time, and the other half it runs into battles, but instead of getting killed, it OWNS the other guy/thing. I don't think he did anything special to make it do that.
MCOmegaX123 1 month ago
@ChoopingWoodOnline i think it counts
MrSmarticles 1 month ago
@k01dsv yea there isn't really a way to solve that :p
mrnamlik1 1 month ago
I restarted Skyrim Once I realised How AWESOME ARGONIANS ARE! I also Named him Lizzy cuz of you jesse :3
DarknessEntity1 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Hey, Jesse. Whenever you find tons of ores in one place, you can just equip your pickaxe and beat the shit out of it. Saves alot of time.
GurtMan100 1 month ago
I've never even played Skyrim yet I've seen all of these videos lol Jesse is awesome!
J33TG 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
All I remember about Adventure time is "Be calmed by my saliva!"
commandergree09 1 month ago
"Goat eggs!!!" haha Jesse
biskus 1 month ago
Bone Break fever is when your Bone[r] breaks.
TwoGamingPandas 1 month ago
Jesse: They call me the Doctor!
Me: TARDIS-Time And Relative Distance In Skyrim
HolyDelaron 1 month ago
If all rocks were dead wolves, we'd won't run out of leather then.
starjirachi21 1 month ago
apples make good temporary pipes jesse. ;)
66thevirus 1 month ago
@66thevirus I am the apple king! Thats 90% of what I use! untill I took a pipe to the kit.
Hijynx87 1 month ago
Physics Rabbit don't give a dam.
7007King0770 1 month ago 102
@7007King0770 read that in jesses' voic
leojard94 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
This is good commentary and all, but fuck. This has got to be the most boring playthrough I've watched of a game. He does nothing but pick flowers and chase rabbits the entire episode
commoe 1 month ago
@commoe actually he chases foxes all the time. lol
KGN121 1 month ago
@commoe thats like the best parts :D
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@commoe this is a let's play is different mate
grouxify 1 month ago
@commoe if you dont like it dont fucking watch it
CapnCamera 1 month ago
@commoe lets plays are only good if the commentary is entertaining. Why so serioussssssss?
Hijynx87 1 month ago
@commoe ...That's just how he plays... That's how I play.
PancakeCrusade 1 month ago
... that's not deeja... its frieza... well they sound similar
ZarkManthra 1 month ago
Physics rabbit: Amazing XD
MissCarbonHeart 1 month ago
Jesse you know your evil hellovator voice, well if you join the dark brotherhood thes this person who sounds just like that. its so funny he comes in after the first 3 mini quests have a look in to it.
Mattatacker 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Even after these videos, I killed a fox in skyrim about a month ago. Its still on my conscience...
GypsieMafiaChieftain 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
So I'm level 29, And Jesse is also 29, He's only just got to Solitude... Where as I'm in the process of fighting Alduin for the second time with only Ebony weapons and steel plate armor, When Jesse comes to that part.. He will fucking ace it.
KeptSpartan463 1 month ago
at 35:00 I was like Smoke on the water! dun
mojo721000 1 month ago
Jesse, you should DEFINITELY (if you didn't do it yet) go to Rorikstead... You know, the town the thief from the beginning of the game that tries to escape is from? And head to the inn... There's a guy named Sam there who wants to have drinking contest, one of the best quests EVER.
thedogatemyhomework8 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@thedogatemyhomework8 that's actually radiant ai, he can be in any bar in town/cities.
I found him in Whiterun
theGaminGuru098 1 month ago
@thedogatemyhomework8 He already had a drinking contest.. '-.-
infernoxvulk 1 month ago
@infernoxvulk Did he complete the quest through, though? And at which part?
thedogatemyhomework8 1 month ago
27:24 well that learned me to never take a sip of your glass of cola while watching a video of jesse
ranged66headshot2 1 month ago
why cant you speak like that talker evrytime
latedeath12 1 month ago
I Do Have A Copy Of Twilight In Fact Im Reading It
karlmarcham1 1 month ago
Jesse: "Haha! Adventure time!"
Me: "I love that show!"
ParabolicVA 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim 29
lol your horse is funny
"ohh a beer ? i m out !"
"ohh a dragon i tank !"
faustino6783 1 month ago
I will never forgive Jesse if he kills Meeko :( (Except when he gets Diablo 3)
Pallo199191 1 month ago
ive grown up with a pc with i pretty sucky graphics card, i run skyrim on the skyrim and even then the colour is alright
wormsworld445 1 month ago
Hey jesse please make saints row the third gameplay videos too !
delinaciye 1 month ago
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PHYSICS RABBIT!
7xxSASUKExx7 1 month ago
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7xxSASUKExx7 1 month ago
hey jesse keep the wooden mask put it on in the place you found it and you go back in time or sumthing :P but you need dragon priest maskes the wooden 1 doesent count.
artspret1 1 month ago
"Physics rabbit not giving a damn
Cause physics rabbit ain't made of ham"
B<
Mustoverus 1 month ago
Ouch, this game looks so ugly without mods. I'm just so used to playing with them. :/
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger It ain' all about the graphics.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
Idk, it's pretty unsightly.
I mean, if I wanted to watch a black and white film, I'd watch a black and white film!
(I'm saying there's no color in this game.)
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger Still... Ain't all about the graphics... Because if it were, i would be remaking pacman in the cryengine right now.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
Even Total Annihilation, Sim City 2000 and Red Alert 2 had color.
Also, Pacman in the Cry Engine would be pretty sick, actually.
Anyway, Skyrim is a game with wizards and talking lizards! A little color wouldn't hurt.
You're right, it's not all about the graphics, but when you make a FANTASY game in 2011 with less color than BF3, you've made a mistake--
That can be fixed with a simple mod. (I mean, come on, it installs itself, ffs!)
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger I don't see any real problem with the colors or anything like that. I think it looks nice.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
In other words, making excuses for a game doesn't get us anywhere. Picking out the flaws is how we get somewhere.
The first step is acceptance.
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger Skyrim got worse problems like its physics, A.I. stuff like that... I think the graphics are fine really, but sure people can mod it if they want to.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
Or the interface.
Honestly, the graphics and interface are pretty big issues to me.
I'm sure there are plenty of other things that I could go on about, but they physics are actually quite tolerable (unlike FO3), which makes it a low priority on my list of complaints.
To be honest, I think this game is way over-rated and there's simply nothing better out except Anno 2070, which isn't well known and isn't retard-friendly (which doesn't bode well in this country).
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger I can agree with the interface. And well the graphics are bad but they put so much work into everything else. and ofcourse it would have been better graphics if they didnt do like everyone else and make the game for console.. the game would have been like 10 times better.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
I'm not saying it's a bad game.
I'm saying Jesse really needs to use the saturation mod. He doesn't have to change the cell buffer, fov or all that jazz, but he really should use the saturation mod.
Plus his reaction would be priceless!
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger Tbh i would like these series better if they were mod free... but i guess a graphic mod wouldn't hurt. tho i don't think he's gonna use it sadly.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
Well, just the color one. I think if he tacked too many on, fraps would throw a fit.
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger Color would still be a part of the graphics. Still i think that hes computer could handle HD textures and still run in over 40 fps or something.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
The inject FX mod that I was talking about doesn't hurt FPS at all. It's a well-made .exe that you literally download and double click to install!
That's kind of why I'm confused as to why anyone would play with the default Skyrim color scheme.
We have 16.7 MILLION colors to play with, here! Let's use some of them!
manictiger 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
Oh... I misread that. Yeah, it would be part of the graphics. Post-process stuff.
I'm sure you're right. He probably could even screw with the cell buffer, though, I'd probably advise against that for the sake of fraps' history of not liking things.
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger Yeah, but anyway, what is that Color, saturation mod thing you told me about before named? Sorry but i want to see it.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
@TerranWTF
Just google Skyrim Injector.
The author blocked it on Nexus for some reason, but there are a bunch of mirrors for it, including one from file planet.
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger
Use virus total if you don't trust it.
manictiger 1 month ago
@manictiger Alright thanks.
TerranWTF 1 month ago
"Hey kids where is Solitude?!1'-Dora
*Picture of castle in the distance*
"I have no idea!" -Jesse
Oh Jesse you always make me laugh
NicWitNoK 1 month ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
Vittoria Vici ain't married... yet.
Glatorix 1 month ago
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Alemax1230 1 month ago
All your GOAT EGGS are belong to me!
ElectronicStructure 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
midkip is a pokemon those are mudcrabs.....(troll i didnt know mud got crabs)
Mattio115xThex1st 1 month ago
25:15 - 25:17 unless there was a time gap from recording lizzy teleported and jesse didnt even notice
jokojock 1 month ago
@SkyGenesis77 you obviously have not watched this video.
SuperMrsnowman 1 month ago
you need to do dark brotherhood and get the badass horse shadowmere :D lol
wowhead0123 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@wowhead0123 but it looks like he is playing a good guy:)
ryanclemons1 1 month ago
PHYSICS RABBIT?!
Gravity cat is not amused.
mickeydubbeldekkers 1 month ago
I kinda want one of the gang to die for a emotional Jesse...
FoxyRoxyProductions 1 month ago
I really want Allie to die now, so Jesse can get a new horse... Is that wrong
132katiebaby 1 month ago
best escape plan ever, give them heavy crap, then run away
olov244 1 month ago
Episode 600: Jesse is done with Skyrim
Kitsunew91 1 month ago
Today i killed Foxy the fox becuz i thouth it was a wolf...
FanOfGamez 1 month ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från OMFGcata
So... Her husband has basically put them deep in debt because of his drinking problem, but she can afford paying you 600 gold to slay three wolves and take her husbands favorite drink? Sounds like her husband isn't the only wastrel in that family.
HulkingUnicorn 1 month ago
I rea
132katiebaby 1 month ago
Has anyone ever noticed just how much alcohol the Nords consume?
RodaSmash 1 month ago
If you're dog, Meeko gets hurt a lot I think you should heal him now and then.
132katiebaby 1 month ago
bloody feel cheated after buying skyrim for ps3 so mutch lag they like what tested the game for like 5 minutes and said it works its cool....?!
Celendras 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Come on wolves, might as well get killed now..
EEYYYYOOO!.. agh, YAMCHA!! Where you at woof?! YEAAYABOOOZEA OHH! kick him in the FACE!!
wavesmag 1 month ago
Resurrect her if you want Jesse! :) I resurrected loads of people the dragon killed, including the dog in Riverwood :P
ThaMythbuster 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
I hear you like mudkips..
Tloloc187 1 month ago
Marry lizzie.
Problem solved... than again i told James from game front to do that.. and he did o.o
mrcheeseytw 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
@mrcheeseytw uh.... Lizzie's a dude... can you do that in skyrim?
DarkEndzor 1 month ago
@DarkEndzor Indeed, and yes, you can.
mickeydubbeldekkers 1 month ago
You're not supposed to be in here.
Arvron 1 month ago
Physics Rabbit decrees that, by the end of this episode, Jesse shall be over-encumbered.
DeviousPuff 1 month ago
I hope the next installment is coming soon!! I watched them all in three days now in Jonesin'. L0ve ya Dovacaine of Eminence mouthatude!
MsLadybomb 1 month ago 12
@MsLadybomb Dovakiin
Princeman19 1 month ago
@MsLadybomb Dovakhiin
TheQhozt 1 month ago
There is a top post in reddit today about you: reddit-gaming-"comic"
luisjaneiro 1 month ago
@luisjaneiro by "kerbe"
luisjaneiro 1 month ago
Its common among the nord woman to hate their husbands since they have more or less forced marriages ^^ already in Oblivion all the nord woman tells one how much they hate their husbands XDD
619ver1 1 month ago
have you seen this game, it has physics rabbit, physics, rabbit
omgwtf999965 1 month ago
Sooo am i the only person in the world without a copy of Twilight ? ...
xXCloudMcLongfootXx 1 month ago
@xXCloudMcLongfootXx I guess we are the only people, and we should be proud of it.
Rankin37 1 month ago
@xXCloudMcLongfootXx nope i dont have one either
KaidenKarnage 1 month ago
if they dont see you steal they wont come after you
Theticpilot 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Physics Rabbit. Oh. My. God. LOL.
dradone5 1 month ago
GO TO SOLITUDE. OH MY GOD.
Lordnaty 1 month ago
Jesse the forge ledgers is a quest from the thieves guild
Dannygvr 1 month ago
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MrHappyTinkles 1 month ago
You're not supposed to be in here.
Xiphcreature 1 month ago
WATCH! Jesse is going to get to the end of the game and his horse is just going to be standing there over the big bad's corpse like "what? you were taking to freaking long so i did it for you, what?"
Neohampster 1 month ago
last 30 secs...... damn... Jesse does know how to back stab, TB!
MunkeeMedia 1 month ago
Jesse, 1 recharge your sword with a soulgem, 2 go to riften and join the thieves guild, you get some sweet armor if you do the main quests there and you also get a Skelton key
Soulfenix813 1 month ago
OMG "The journey not the destination" was the theme to my school drama presentation! i got to sit on suitcases >v<
Happycapgirl 1 month ago
wait a sec.... straps?
MrDisgood 1 month ago
I just want to say Jesse. My boyfriend didn't like you at first, until I forced him to watch the Skyrim series and he absolutely loves this series haha<3
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