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  • physics rabit is jesses new foxy brown

  • Please, Jesse, please star an animation movie.

  • Haha I do not, nor will not ever own a copy of twilight. Besides, Hunger Games is all the rage now.

  • kind of expected a lot more to jesse's reaction when he got his first ebony piece..

  • nyan root :3

  • I am going to sue you!

    I don't have any Twillight book since I do not read about idiotic vampires that are completly off the hook of what a frickin' vampire and/or werewolf is!...

  • I have the Twilight series...my mom stole them. Gets them out of my room. :3

  • Wow, your Yoda impersonation is awesome! xD

  • neaaren..root

  • Oh jesse, You've reminded me of my favorite childhood film. The fox and the hound :D

  • Twilight suks...trueblood yes

  • You're so funny O.e

  • I got a copy of Twilight and the rest of 'em. My mom took possession of them, thankfully. Clears up more room for decent books, like Harry Potter, House of Night and Lord of the Rings. <3

  • Smashing Pumpkins reference :O

  • pff I don't have... hang on,*looks around for a copy and realises that my sister had one all along*... OMG :S

  • ....I have a copy of Twilight :(

  • at 25:16 Lizzy just blinked inside the room

  • Though I would steal GOAT EGGS!

  • why do you take the wolf pelts ALWAYS?

  • pepsi for all :O

  • Jesse's accent at the start sounds exactly like Trine's narrator.

  • "I used to be a mercenary...then I took an arrow to the knee." That would have been amazing

  • wizard vampire bandits

  • in the whole game of skyrim, rabbits foxes and butterflies are the only things interest Jesse

  • @DemoKory dont forget flowers

    

  • I actually DID have a copy of Twilight. About halfway through I set it on fire for blasphemy. ಠ_ಠ

  • now that! was a epic intro :P you should put that in your portofolio XD

  • Put Meeko in your house in Whiterun, he's gonna get killed of you dont...

  • " i need to become a thief like asap" me: well you have the armor for it ...

  • Physics Rabbit... AWAY!

  • @joonas888 swampy... awaaaaaaay! lol

  • i literallyshead a coupleof tears during this video it was awesome

  • hehehe mudkipz

  • pick the cabbages and leaks and sell em

  • Day um. Meeko's better at fighting than Lizzy is.

  • I think the bloody bones are the result of the vampires EATING the human. In some lore, vampires ate raw flesh and muscle, not just sucked blood. In some cases if you had a child vamipre, they ate flesh. Lots of the lore got mixed up.

  • SO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDCRABS.

  • look at 25:10.... wtf lizze?¨

  • The book arround 17:00 is actually really an awesome story you should take some time to read it :D

  • Welcome to Jesse's A.D.D. adventures

  • MUDKIPZZZZZ

  • At 31:50, the 3 dragons comment. Flashbacks of a sightless pit encounter with two dragons on the side of a mountain.

  • @fiver1niner because two syllable names are easier to say than 5

  • 17:09

  • I said it on another video I'll say it here......for NIRNIA!

  • Jesse: "Bloody bed, who knows whats been going on in there.."

    Me: "Ewwww"

    (probably only girls will get it)

  • @Livy191 Same reaction here lol

  • a potion of de bonebreak fever

  • from how i see the beggining of this ep, i was gona laugh half way. good work jessie! jessie: thanks subscriber!

  • Jesse, incase 50 other people haven't told you this, the Sawmill gets attacked by dragons almost daily.

    So it's a good place to get Dragon Souls.

  • @megadude1210 50? I think you may have estimated a little low.

  • That is the best intro ever made! :D Yay!

  • WHY CAN'T YOU BE A GOAT DOG.

  • Physics Fox don't give a damn!

  • epic beginning

    

  • GOAT EGGS!

  • Thumbs up for water antics with Physics Rabbit and friends and just not giving a damn about giving a damn!

  • i cant believe jesse didnt make a joke about "long and hard"

  • how do you get your horse to run away , mine just gets into battles and dies x(

  • @Radvo1 I feel your pain, jessy gave me unrealistic expectations of my horse too :p

  • @Radvo1 Jesse's runs away half the time, and the other half it runs into battles, but instead of getting killed, it OWNS the other guy/thing. I don't think he did anything special to make it do that.

  • @ChoopingWoodOnline i think it counts

  • @k01dsv yea there isn't really a way to solve that :p

  • I restarted Skyrim Once I realised How AWESOME ARGONIANS ARE! I also Named him Lizzy cuz of you jesse :3

  • Hey, Jesse. Whenever you find tons of ores in one place, you can just equip your pickaxe and beat the shit out of it. Saves alot of time.

  • I've never even played Skyrim yet I've seen all of these videos lol Jesse is awesome!

  • All I remember about Adventure time is "Be calmed by my saliva!"

  • "Goat eggs!!!" haha Jesse

  • Bone Break fever is when your Bone[r] breaks.

  • Jesse: They call me the Doctor!

    Me: TARDIS-Time And Relative Distance In Skyrim

  • If all rocks were dead wolves, we'd won't run out of leather then.

  • apples make good temporary pipes jesse. ;)

  • @66thevirus I am the apple king! Thats 90% of what I use! untill I took a pipe to the kit.

  • Physics Rabbit don't give a dam.

  • @7007King0770 read that in jesses' voic

  • This is good commentary and all, but fuck. This has got to be the most boring playthrough I've watched of a game. He does nothing but pick flowers and chase rabbits the entire episode

  • @commoe actually he chases foxes all the time. lol

  • @commoe thats like the best parts :D

  • @commoe this is a let's play is different mate 

  • @commoe if you dont like it dont fucking watch it

  • @commoe lets plays are only good if the commentary is entertaining. Why so serioussssssss?

  • @commoe ...That's just how he plays... That's how I play.

  • ... that's not deeja... its frieza... well they sound similar

  • Physics rabbit: Amazing XD

  • Jesse you know your evil hellovator voice, well if you join the dark brotherhood thes this person who sounds just like that. its so funny he comes in after the first 3 mini quests have a look in to it.

  • Even after these videos, I killed a fox in skyrim about a month ago. Its still on my conscience...

  • So I'm level 29, And Jesse is also 29, He's only just got to Solitude... Where as I'm in the process of fighting Alduin for the second time with only Ebony weapons and steel plate armor, When Jesse comes to that part.. He will fucking ace it.

  • at 35:00 I was like Smoke on the water! dun

  • Jesse, you should DEFINITELY (if you didn't do it yet) go to Rorikstead... You know, the town the thief from the beginning of the game that tries to escape is from? And head to the inn... There's a guy named Sam there who wants to have drinking contest, one of the best quests EVER.

  • @thedogatemyhomework8 that's actually radiant ai, he can be in any bar in town/cities.

    I found him in Whiterun

  • @thedogatemyhomework8 He already had a drinking contest.. '-.-

  • @infernoxvulk Did he complete the quest through, though? And at which part?

  • 27:24 well that learned me to never take a sip of your glass of cola while watching a video of jesse

  • why cant you speak like that talker evrytime

  • I Do Have A Copy Of Twilight In Fact Im Reading It

  • Jesse: "Haha! Adventure time!"

    Me: "I love that show!"

  • lol your horse is funny

    "ohh a beer ? i m out !"

    "ohh a dragon i tank !"

  • I will never forgive Jesse if he kills Meeko :( (Except when he gets Diablo 3)

  • ive grown up with a pc with i pretty sucky graphics card, i run skyrim on the skyrim and even then the colour is alright

  • Hey jesse please make saints row the third gameplay videos too !

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  • hey jesse keep the wooden mask put it on in the place you found it and you go back in time or sumthing :P but you need dragon priest maskes the wooden 1 doesent count.

  • "Physics rabbit not giving a damn

    Cause physics rabbit ain't made of ham"

    B<

  • Ouch, this game looks so ugly without mods. I'm just so used to playing with them.  :/

  • @manictiger It ain' all about the graphics.

  • @TerranWTF

    Idk, it's pretty unsightly.

    I mean, if I wanted to watch a black and white film, I'd watch a black and white film!

    (I'm saying there's no color in this game.)

  • @manictiger Still... Ain't all about the graphics... Because if it were, i would be remaking pacman in the cryengine right now.

  • @TerranWTF

    Even Total Annihilation, Sim City 2000 and Red Alert 2 had color.

    Also, Pacman in the Cry Engine would be pretty sick, actually.

    Anyway, Skyrim is a game with wizards and talking lizards! A little color wouldn't hurt.

    You're right, it's not all about the graphics, but when you make a FANTASY game in 2011 with less color than BF3, you've made a mistake--

    That can be fixed with a simple mod. (I mean, come on, it installs itself, ffs!)

  • @manictiger I don't see any real problem with the colors or anything like that. I think it looks nice.

  • @TerranWTF

    In other words, making excuses for a game doesn't get us anywhere. Picking out the flaws is how we get somewhere.

    The first step is acceptance.

  • @manictiger Skyrim got worse problems like its physics, A.I. stuff like that... I think the graphics are fine really, but sure people can mod it if they want to.

  • @TerranWTF

    Or the interface.

    Honestly, the graphics and interface are pretty big issues to me.

    I'm sure there are plenty of other things that I could go on about, but they physics are actually quite tolerable (unlike FO3), which makes it a low priority on my list of complaints.

    To be honest, I think this game is way over-rated and there's simply nothing better out except Anno 2070, which isn't well known and isn't retard-friendly (which doesn't bode well in this country).

  • @manictiger I can agree with the interface. And well the graphics are bad but they put so much work into everything else. and ofcourse it would have been better graphics if they didnt do like everyone else and make the game for console.. the game would have been like 10 times better.

  • @TerranWTF

    I'm not saying it's a bad game.

    I'm saying Jesse really needs to use the saturation mod. He doesn't have to change the cell buffer, fov or all that jazz, but he really should use the saturation mod.

    Plus his reaction would be priceless!

  • @manictiger Tbh i would like these series better if they were mod free... but i guess a graphic mod wouldn't hurt. tho i don't think he's gonna use it sadly.

  • @TerranWTF

    Well, just the color one. I think if he tacked too many on, fraps would throw a fit.

  • @manictiger Color would still be a part of the graphics. Still i think that hes computer could handle HD  textures and still run in over 40 fps or something.

  • @TerranWTF

    The inject FX mod that I was talking about doesn't hurt FPS at all. It's a well-made .exe that you literally download and double click to install!

    That's kind of why I'm confused as to why anyone would play with the default Skyrim color scheme.

    We have 16.7 MILLION colors to play with, here! Let's use some of them!

  • @TerranWTF

    Oh... I misread that. Yeah, it would be part of the graphics. Post-process stuff.

    I'm sure you're right. He probably could even screw with the cell buffer, though, I'd probably advise against that for the sake of fraps' history of not liking things.

  • @manictiger Yeah, but anyway, what is that Color, saturation mod thing you told me about before named? Sorry but i want to see it.

  • @TerranWTF

    Just google Skyrim Injector.

    The author blocked it on Nexus for some reason, but there are a bunch of mirrors for it, including one from file planet.

  • @manictiger

    Use virus total if you don't trust it.

  • @manictiger Alright thanks.

  • "Hey kids where is Solitude?!1'-Dora

    *Picture of castle in the distance*

    "I have no idea!" -Jesse

    Oh Jesse you always make me laugh

  • Vittoria Vici ain't married... yet.

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  • All your GOAT EGGS are belong to me!

  • midkip is a pokemon those are mudcrabs.....(troll i didnt know mud got crabs)

  • 25:15 - 25:17 unless there was a time gap from recording lizzy teleported and jesse didnt even notice

  • @SkyGenesis77 you obviously have not watched this video.

  • you need to do dark brotherhood and get the badass horse shadowmere :D lol

  • @wowhead0123 but it looks like he is playing a good guy:)

  • PHYSICS RABBIT?!

    Gravity cat is not amused.

  • I kinda want one of the gang to die for a emotional Jesse...

  • I really want Allie to die now, so Jesse can get a new horse... Is that wrong

  • best escape plan ever, give them heavy crap, then run away

  • Episode 600: Jesse is done with Skyrim

  • Today i killed Foxy the fox becuz i thouth it was a wolf...

  • So... Her husband has basically put them deep in debt because of his drinking problem, but she can afford paying you 600 gold to slay three wolves and take her husbands favorite drink? Sounds like her husband isn't the only wastrel in that family.

  • I rea

  • Has anyone ever noticed just how much alcohol the Nords consume?

  • If you're dog, Meeko gets hurt a lot I think you should heal him now and then.

  • bloody feel cheated after buying skyrim for ps3 so mutch lag they like what tested the game for like 5 minutes and said it works its cool....?!

  • Come on wolves, might as well get killed now..

    EEYYYYOOO!.. agh, YAMCHA!! Where you at woof?! YEAAYABOOOZEA OHH! kick him in the FACE!!

  • Resurrect her if you want Jesse! :) I resurrected loads of people the dragon killed, including the dog in Riverwood :P

  • I hear you like mudkips..

  • Marry lizzie.

    Problem solved... than again i told James from game front to do that.. and he did o.o

  • @mrcheeseytw uh.... Lizzie's a dude... can you do that in skyrim?

  • @DarkEndzor Indeed, and yes, you can.

  • You're not supposed to be in here.

  • Physics Rabbit decrees that, by the end of this episode, Jesse shall be over-encumbered.

  • I hope the next installment is coming soon!! I watched them all in three days now in Jonesin'. L0ve ya Dovacaine of Eminence mouthatude!

  • @MsLadybomb Dovakiin

    

  • @MsLadybomb Dovakhiin

  • There is a top post in reddit today about you: reddit-gaming-"comic"

  • @luisjaneiro by "kerbe"

  • Its common among the nord woman to hate their husbands since they have more or less forced marriages ^^ already in Oblivion all the nord woman tells one how much they hate their husbands XDD

  • have you seen this game, it has physics rabbit, physics, rabbit

  • Sooo am i the only person in the world without a copy of Twilight ? ...

  • @xXCloudMcLongfootXx I guess we are the only people, and we should be proud of it.

  • @xXCloudMcLongfootXx nope i dont have one either

  • if they dont see you steal they wont come after you

  • Physics Rabbit. Oh. My. God. LOL.

  • GO TO SOLITUDE. OH MY GOD.

  • Jesse the forge ledgers is a quest from the thieves guild

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  • You're not supposed to be in here.

  • WATCH! Jesse is going to get to the end of the game and his horse is just going to be standing there over the big bad's corpse like "what? you were taking to freaking long so i did it for you, what?"

  • last 30 secs...... damn... Jesse does know how to back stab, TB!

  • Jesse, 1 recharge your sword with a soulgem, 2 go to riften and join the thieves guild, you get some sweet armor if you do the main quests there and you also get a Skelton key

  • OMG "The journey not the destination" was the theme to my school drama presentation! i got to sit on suitcases >v<

  • wait a sec.... straps?

  • I just want to say Jesse. My boyfriend didn't like you at first, until I forced him to watch the Skyrim series and he absolutely loves this series haha<3