MST3k The Dead Talk Back 05/10

[raineandrews]

"I'd ask them to leave but they...they'll think I was racist." Ha!

The Bongo drummers are the real actors of this movie.

[Yapshire]

Why did they kill off the only character that could act half-way decently? 

[ChaoticYak]

"I've known you for a long time."

You know, not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle.

[Orbulas]

As far as I'm concerned, The Gypsy-as- Dead-Head impression is pretty much the most accurate representation of a Dead Head ever put to film.

[Tareltonlives]

@Orbulas "And it was like Jerry WILLED it!"

[Orbulas]

8:40 I'm pretty sure that, after say, certain painless/fast acting means of administering certain toxins, a single shot from a crossbow ranks amongst the least vicious ways to commit the inherently vicious act of murder. Obviously, the amount of suffering is dependent on exactly where she took the arrow and how long it took her to die from t, but from the perspective of analyzing the killer: it doesn't get much more dispassionate and clinical than a single trigger squeeze.

[Tareltonlives]

@Orbulas I could think of far worse ways to be murdered

[Yapshire]

@Tareltonlives Line the inside of one of those tubular water slides with a thousand double-edged razor blades and fill the pool at the bottom with alcohol and lemon juice.....God, I'm a sick, sick man.

[fireoutlaw23]

"God i love my job!"

[Vortigern99]

Ahhhh..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! That guitar solo is the funniest puppet business I have ever seen on this show...! I am in tears, excuse me while I have a hysterical heart attack...!

[Unwyze]

IOUs for $5-10? Yikes...

[MJmichand]

@Unwyze in1957 dollars multiply each by 10x

[Chastrie]

Omg..Crow's guitar solo nearly made me choke with laughter.

[mikhelandrew]

@Chastrie His little hands sliding across the guitar are hilarious.

[Chastrie]

@mikhelandrew I KNOW! Ahahahahaha!!!

[violinmerchant]

adolf hiltler is...night rider

[bruxbrux]

Hey, it's another appearance of the sensible pants Joel got for Crow!

[ChaoticYak]

I wonder what The Dead would have thought of the parody of them in this movie. :)

[EdwFam2010]

9:02- Hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[dacianavamp]

I love how Cambot backs up so we can see Mike pull Crow away and into the theater.

[amcint01]

@dacianavamp Clearly, Cambot is a deadhead.

[antgav79]

7:38 OH HAY I can clealry see a string. lmao lol



[glasfurd31]

And I ...

[MyGalileo7]

Oh the days before DNA testing and Greg or Abby in The Lab.

[pdjamesc]

Is it just me, or does the Peter Sutcliffe cosplayer with no alibi and an obsession with contacting the dead look like a pretty good suspect?

[McDicker96]

5:00

miserly, mental torture, and fits of anger.

lol hows that for the arson murder and jaywalking trope?

i'm not too sure being cheap is quite on the same level as torture.

[Raithious]

"I'd ask them to leave....but they'd think I was racist!"

"Thank God you're here officer! They just came in and started that!"

The bongo scene is priceless. xD

[Theburn77]

"The Mary Jo Kopechne Memorial Bridge."

[Nenshavision]

"I find she is racially impure." LOL

[ChaoticYak]

It's the bongo players! ;D

"You heard nothing?"

Just bongos.

[Lightscribe225]

Longest solo ever...

[head909]

That was awesome!

Jeeerrrryyyyyyyy!!!!!!

[AlanSessler]

6:20 and then some: Crow as Jerry Garcia playing the "it's time to give it a rest" guitar solo LOL. Eat your heart out Phish phans!

[SnjperWulf]

lol The DVD menu for this episode plays this song in a loop.

[CaptRodgers]

I don't feel right about asking you...

"Will you marry me?" Lmao.

[Dulcimerist]

Knight Rider!

[watda74]

9:13 X-D

-It's Minnie Pearl's murder weapon.

HOWDEEEE!!!

[Gjeorje]

- 1:44 - This is where it turns into "Herbie Goes on a Crossbow Spree"

[BryonYoungblood]

JEEZ!! How long is Crow's guitar solo gonna be!? I mean, he bored Dr. F and Frank to sleep, Mike, Servo, and Gypsy seem to be pretty bored still and then they're off to something else, like Mike folding clothes and Gypsy reading War & Peace... AND HE DOESN'T BUDGE?!?! Oh, my GOD!!! What a dork Crow is!!

Bryon

[devospud]

rabid fans of anything are typically a pain in the ass.

[geligniteandlilies]

Whose pants was Mike folding? They were very small..

[mrsoultwister]

@geligniteandlilies These are Crow's pants, he got them from Joel long ago. Also Gypsy got a Barbie doll or something and Tom got a car IIRC.

[geligniteandlilies]

@mrsoultwister Thanks and awwww.

[eviljoel]

@mrsoultwister

And besides, Crow's the only robot in the show who even has legs. Not counting the microscopic nanobots' equally tiny legs.

[Capng123]

@mrsoultwister Considering their condition after Mike used them (along with Crow's Underoos) to make an escape rope earlier they must be REALLY good quality pants.

[murdock283]

Servo's comment on the film taking a Jarmuschian turn was right on the money, lol. :D

[Kinemacolour]

I was trying to remember which episode had Crow's never-ending guitar solo. And here it is.

[pretorious700]

Is there anyone more insufferably obnoxious than a rabid Grateful Dead fan? There are actually people who won't listen to anything else. Can you imagine?

Well, there's Phish fans also, but at least they're usually younger and can use that for an excuse.

[Capng123]

@pretorious700 No... there's no excuse for being a Phish fan...

[globbo100]

"A little picture of a horse I drew, sir. I didn't get the tail right"

[Tareltonlives]

Crow's Jerry Garcia is the highlight of the episode

[CaptEoNinja83]

5:14 Crow is SO cute!! He seriously looks like a Muppet to me! Especially the hippie ones that were parodies of real Muppet performers. You know the ones I'm talking about. I love his solo.

[Tareltonlives]

@CaptEoNinja83

Crow IS a muppet, technically

[CaptEoNinja83]

@Tareltonlives Well a puppet yeah, but I don't count him or tom as a Muppet unless they were built by the Henson company.

[bitzofdata]

Do I get a meal?

[JollyJollies22]

I love that Crow is upset at losing his "Jerry hair" at 9:13. So cute!

[ChaoticYak]

Uh, actors, we're rolling!

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Det: You weren't in the house. So where were you?

Dude: I had a date!

guys: *chortle*

[tarlcabot18]

AGGGHHHHH!!!!

Sorry, Steve.

[ChevyTrucks352]

I like how they both look when he fires the empty crossbow.

[butheadVSbevus]

I love Crow's solo.

[oOGabyiscoolOo]

3:25

"I'd ask them to leave but they'd think i WAS RACIST"

Thank god your here officers, they just came in and started that!!"

[LightDeoxys]

*guy shoots his crossbow*

Servo: GAAAAAAAAAH!

Mike: Sorry, Steve.

[sleepyhollow783]

4:40 "You were seen following her home last night." ???

If they both live in the same house, how is that so incriminating?

[mrkrinkle72]

its moliere XD

[cbass9054]

that solo. fantastic

[ChaoticYak]

I love how excited they were for movie sign.

[Dragonfist12185]

how long is crow's guiter solo, anyways?

[86thPatriot]

Gotta love that Crow-lo

Sorry

[couchfort]

Spooner, Wisconsin would never be the same

[buffypython]

Am I the only person who was actually all right with the guitar solo? That was a Casio, right?

"Sorry, Steve."

[DrWhiggs]

@buffypython It's actually a real guitar with a bunch of layered effects. The book says the Casio sounded "too good."

[dwarfsid]

Best slam of the Dead ever. Perfect.

[havaneezer]

I saw the dead once. I swear I took three good naps during one song!

[cocosilk]

I never laughed so hard after reading your comment. It definitely made my day! Thank you for that!

[Applemask]

A man's shoe. A woman murdered.

[MisterRiffley]

6:02

this was the moment that inspired me to pick up a guitar for the first time. and smash it.

actually there's a pretty cool little riff from 6:52 to 6:59 which is funny because whoever's playing is obviously trying to suck.

[ShyriaDracnoir]

Just goes to show; sometimes things can suck so much they end up becoming cool (or at least entertaining) again.

[sleepyhollow783]

@MisterRiffley After we put the band back together, we're covering Crow's solo.

[jekblom123]

"Thanks for coming officer. They just came in and started that!"

"You heard nothing?"

"Just bangos."

"God I love my job."

"Little picture of a horse I drew here sir, didn't get the tail right."

[thedeejus]

Classic detective comments....

Not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle

You've been a great help to us in the past...by staying away.

[matlucas]

"Adolf Hitler is night rider"

[matlucas]

"Adolf Hitler is night rider" --- random and very funny.

[DAJ01]

Anyone else find it ironic that Tom's playing solitaire?

[JAVAGOIL]

I need to say that quote to my boyfriend.

[singitjohnny]

"You know, not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle."

That's one of my favorite MST3k quotes, ever. xD

[jrmarrero96]

I swear I am going to say that quote to someone I meet one day.

[MJmichand]

@singitjohnny yeah but try working it into conversation.

[jrmarrero96]

Awesome Grateful Dead parody.

[chusidhe]

especially in that it would just not ever freaking end. oh i do so detest that style of music, thus my deep appreciation of the pain portrayed by hose pretending to have to endure it!

[DonParsley]

"I find she is, uh... racially impure!"

[GoblinXXX]

"The heel looked like it had been torn recently from a Manchu." So look for a chinese nobleman with one missing heel!

[Oppledeldoc]

I'll bet if one of them read that comment, he's kicking himself (so to speak) for not coming up with it!

(It beats the Chappaquidik (sp.) joke!)

[GoblinXXX]

Thanks! :)

[jrmarrero96]

So is having two percussionists supposed to help business in record stores?

[Mandi7882]

"I'd ask them to leave..but they think I was racist!" I'm sorry folks, but I spit out my soda on that one. LOL!!!!

[MissValerie88]

Am I imaging things or is the voice of the narrator the same voice from that cold case files show?

[Mefuki]

I don't know about the narrator but, the interegator sounds alot like him to me.

[SamuraiFoochs]

9:01=Me ROLLING.

"Sorry Steve!"