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  • The chandom shall be resurrected

  • never mock the cookie.....

  • I'd love for them to rerelease this show and a few others with some animation improvements. Would bet any amount of money Cartoon Network would have ratings boosted.

  • im wondering hows a chicken represent phychic powers?

  • @nawstra578 well it could mean about flight since i remenber the rooster always use for flight during the show and it always funny about chickens and flying using chickens, even though it says telekinesis for the rooster's power

  • I love when Uncle says "never mock the cookie" ts so funny to me. Four corners as in the four continents of the world...

  • 4 corners of the globe? a globe is a sphere. help?

  • @keny1555 Yes but North, South, East, West. The make a square. The four Coners means the four directions.

  • The player keeps freezing on me at random points and doesn't start again until I refresh. Is there anything I can do aside from find an unofficial upload?

  • Why did they need to pump her stomach? Wouldn't it have come out naturally?

  • @AmayaChosha They weren't willing to wait that long or sift through the *ahem* results to get the Talisman, so they opted for the manual route.

  • Ratso: Why is the boss taking gut from a statue?

    Finn: ‘Cause it talks.

    Yes, yes it does...

  • UN-KO!

  • Gosh darnit, it won't play

  • 7:18 Jade literally appears from nowhere

  • Jade is totally nuts. Still love this show.

  • words of a wise man: "never....mock...da cookie"

  • how the sodding hell did she swallow the talisman, its a giant rock

  • i love this show i and what uncle say the word one more thing that make me lol all time i see this

  • good goood gooooooood times....I remember getting home from school and being unable to wait for this to start <3

  • i luv jackie chan

  • please make this show return

  • Never mock the cookie! 4:50

  • Never mock the cookie! 4:50

  • chopping the girl in two with a huge sword. thats pretty dark

  • when i saw this video i saw the same commercial all four times... wtf?

  • 4 people mocked the cookie

  • I love how uncle says

    "Never. Mock. The cookie."

  • Valmont kind of reminds me of Lucius Malfoy ... and therefore that dragon is Voldemort ...

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  • i was born on the 29th febuary 2000 so im a dragon (the one in the middly) and a leap year baby som i just had 2 birthdays and im 11 years old and as you can see im an millenium baby :P not that special :D

  • i hate those addverts!!!!!!!!!!

  • jade got the talsmen stuck in her vagina

  • @TutsModding last time i checked, your stomach doesnt lead to your vagina....

  • I use to buy the comics when they was out, I loved them and I loved this programme, one of my favourite ever programmes ever!

  • lol, "when the jackinator cums, you guys are guuna get so creamed!"

  • When he put the staff over her REALLY it was in her pants dirty dirty Jade! Hiding talismans pants!

  • why do i still get advertisements for things i have bought

  • Lol at Jade's derp faces when she's happy

  • Awesome! I'm surprised he had a gun. Even if he didn't use it. (as of 5:23 anyway)

  • I can fly, lmfao!!!

  • PELVIC THRUST ATTACK!!!!!!!

  • Jackie: jade?

    Jade: jackantor? HAHAHAAA

  • ONE MORE THING.. lolol

  • and let this be a lesson to all of us and chew our soup!

  • Jade: I BELIEVE I COULD FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY I BELIEVE I COULD TOUCH THE SKY

    Me: ..........

    I wish that would happen xD

  • 0:00

    

  • wow why does it keep showing that scary advert, its mean

  • cookies for da win

  • fuck off adverts

  • i've just noticed. if she is from hong kong. why does she sound american

  • @billyshane1 Movies and TV, most likely.

  • SEEEE, DAngerous =D

  • why didnt he say he started out as a stunt double for bruce lee?

  • how does Toru hate fish? He's Japanese!

  • 13:43 "AHA! It's in her VAGINAAA!!"

  • im jackie chan and this is the downhill racecart

  • What is enlightenment?intuition, healing powers, it is all part of human nature.Go to THE-HIDDEN-SPIRITdotCOM , your search is finally over.

  • 20:15 The audience just crap lol

  • Funniest faces starting at 12:28

  • eric is a faggot, im sure hes a grown man now saying, wow im a faggot

  • miss this show... this was a GREAT SHOW and STILL IS!

    they should put this back on air.....

    now tv only has useless stupid shows.....

  • @AnimeLover5838

    i soooooooooooo agree i watch this show all the time on tv i use to have to fight my little brother for the remote and i win of course just to watch this show.

  • best line "never mock the cookie"

  • skateboard scene totally homage to armour of god

  • The 4 Dislikes are clearly the 4 goons !!

  • awesome show!!

  • i use to watch this TV show all the time, I still luv it, lol

  • how she managed to swallow the talisman, i'll never know.

  • JACKIE THE COOLEST THING EVER HAPPENED I RAN OFF THE BRIDGE BUT DIDNT FALL, I LIKED STOPPED IN MIDAIR AND THEN I RAN BACK JUST LIKE IN CARTOONS!........ *GASP* i can fly....

    lols

  • 7:17 Now we see how Jade does her offscreen teleportation. She travels through the shadows

  • 4 PPL MOCKED THE COOKIE!!!!

  • hey i am goig to ask a frind to burn me off all the jacky chan advenchers so i can watch them i have not seen them for about 6 years

  • JACKIE! Does this mean I'm a secret agent! LOL gotta love Jade.

  • never mock the cookie.

  • I think Jade means it tastes like rooster.

  • @JadenAlexis like cock?

  • 5:18, maybe the only time in the series a gun is pulled.

  • vulcan neck pinch, this series got everything.

  • omg i wish they made cartoons like dragonball and jackie chan adventure

  • Aiyee-ah! Can't believe I can watch JCA on Youtube, awesum nostalgia!

  • I love how only the white guy got a gun.

  • hahaha toru is such a fat fuck xDD

  • fortune cookies are very wise 

  • fortune cookies are very wise plus its not telekenesis its flight

  • fortune cookies are very wise

  • When you watch this episode and see Tohru trying to disembowel a little girl with a sword, it's hard to believe that he becomes a pretty decent guy 9 episodes from now.

  • Ironically, Shendu's promised of untold riches WERE as empty as the Rooster Talisman shield.

  • crackle commercials no moar! muahahahhahaha

  • she has 1 BIG mouth, literally!

  • Man, I'm already 20 but I love this show. Brings back memories when I was 10, 11, 12, and 13. It's funny and very well done. Story and animation was great.

  • 20:14

    "the audience craps"

  • @99drkd99 lol "the audience clap" lol it just sounds like crap

  • I don't care who you work for. If you get your ass kicked by a Chinese man with two fish in his hand, you deserve to be fired.

  • uncle is so cool

    "pff, you listen to a cookie?

    "evening Chan"

    "never mark the cookie"

  • Uncle is the best

  • I hate advertisements...even tho there like 30 seconds XD

  • 1 mo' fing

  • "Does this mean Im a spy!"

    "No"

  • See, daaannngerous.

  • Yes!

    Ay-yah!!

    I've been missing that for years.

  • 3:41 Jackie takes table cloth.

    3:59

    4:00 IT'S BACK!

  • @lunartiger777 TABLE NOT IMPORTANT! The table cloth UPON the tale *is*. THAT is where the magic lies!

  • ya gotta love Uncle :)

  • nostalgia city

  • "never mock the cookie"

    the best

  • See... dangerous. LOL

  • Never Mock the Cookie XD

  • I LOVE THIS OMG THANK YOU CRACKLE HAHAHAHA BRING BACK MY MEMBORIES!!! WOOOT WOOT WOOT I'm 16 now and remember my saturday mornings

  • holy crap a gun?

  • 13:30 "You guys are gonna' get so creamed." Thought this was a kids show...

  • @calvinblinkee lol tell me about it no kids show these days pulls gun out cause of our pussy government

  • Jackie Chan can kick your ass with anything that is in a room including the room itself

  • lol there was a big wave when toru fell

  • And what if I don't want to sit down at the most fascinating table in the world?

  • Jade: i got to hit toru with the biggest thing i can find... HIMSELF

    toru; are you calling me fat?

    Jade: Hell yeah

    Toru: Dont be a jerk

  • i just realized: JADE = AANG :O

  • @mahmoud1995 they sound EXACTLY THE SAME

  • @chidori00rasengan00 OMFG...SO TRUE!!!

  • " NEVER MOCK THE COOKIE"

  • trying to remember a website then bam crackle

  • 5:18 OMG the lobster has a gun!!!!

  • Jackanator?

  • One moar fing! =D

  • NEVER mock the cookie

  • @KireGnauh I like the fact that she destroy the cookie in a ITS OVER 9000 move.

  • @KireGnauh Best Line in the history of cartoons.

  • 12:33 HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRR

  • if i see one more re4 movie ad i'm going to scream

  • Why is Valmont taking this gut from a Stattue,

    'Cause it talks.

  • jade is hot

  • kids wb was actually a good show

    but now its just stupid

  • XDD

    "Why's the boss taking guff from a statue?"

    "Err... Because it talks?"

  • 20:16 The audience just craps XD

    Man i miss this show :P

  • is it just me or is the cackle buffering just crap for these episodes?

  • Woah they actually showed a gun.

  • this show will always be hella good jackie is good as a cartoon

  • yu mo guay guay fai di saou ,yu mo guay guay fi di saou

  • never again interferes my ass.

  • lol how they always run away

  • I can fly :3

  • 3:16 he says cuncle

  • omg. i remember the song at the end of each episode! i used to jam to that when i was 8.

  • "Never... mock... the cookie..." lol

  • Jackie: You listen to a cookie?

    Thugs walk up.

    Uncle: Never mock the cookie.

  • Haha... I love this show.

    "Why is the boss taking gut from a statue"?

    "Because it talks."

    Lol... the humor is classic.

  • Animating drawings continues to boggle my mind.

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  • The Power Within The Power Within The Power Within THE POWER WITHIN!

  • "i am such a dork":p

    never bring a gun to a jackie chan fight:)

  • you think you'd feel a stone rock going down your throat

  • i hate crackle so much

  • For some reason, Toru reminds me of Steven Seagal. Not his size (though Seagal has put on some poundage). Maybe it is the hair or the eyes or the general lack of expression, but I think Toru's facial features resemble Seagal. Maybe it's just me.

    Speaking of Toru, apparent;y he can do the Vulcan death grip.

    "Never mock the cookie." Uncle has so many awesome lines. "One more thing." And his chant thing later on.

    "Of course they do."

    God I love this show.

  • "Never mock the cookie" is definetly the line of this episode

  • when has he ever returned the things he barrows

  • hahaha I never will mock the cookie hahaha

  • lol 15:10 y'do u growl?

  • So, a girl on a skateboard with a magical talisman in her stomach is being chased by a truck covered in ninjas, being chased by Jackie Chan riding a shopping cart?

    Weird day...

  • the only thing sad that i can think of in this show is that jackie chan does not voice jackie chan

  • @Omnius15 Yes he does... His name is first under the word "Starring" during the credits, ergo, he voices his character. Also, you can tell because their accents are the same.

  • never mock the cookie......LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • I Love Jackie....x3

  • I have a new rule for life... Never mock the cookie.

  • @tarkana1 I've followed that one for a while! I have one that says "Mighty Forces are With You" taped to my Rear-View Mirror. I've had really good luck since: 9 months worth! I love Mighty Forces!

  • why do you growl. thoru is one of the funniest charecters on this show

  • ive seen the menu that they had at the resturaunt :D

    never... mock.. the cookie

  • lol 12:26

  • jackie chan kicks the gun from the bad guys hand and it fly into the lobster tank. the lobster is probably thinking "just wait till i get these rubber bands off bitches".