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ID people are the most ignorant people on the planet now. Plain and simple. Everything here has been refuted by scientific minds countless times, but ignoring those does not make them go away.
All of this is illrelevant and won't change the fact and matters of the present,When we understand we are built in his image then God becomes human by your own accord and when we ate from the tree of KNOWLEDGE we already became like God..You say Moses is credited for the first 5 books? well explain Deut.32:39,Moses says there is no God! that he gives life and takes it,that he wounds or heals. Jesus understood that God was in all of us.and if God is Father which you claim..then we are all sons!
Evolution unfolds before your very eyes,everytime you move forward everytime your hair grows how about when you started this life you where probaly 20 inches? are you still 20 inches? I should hope you know more today than yesterday besides your Jesus said be careful of your words that you'll be held accountable! I'm sure he meant to understand them also and what they mean...not half hazardly and carelessly..KNOWLEDGE,WISDOM and LOVE is where GOD RESIDES.nowhere else.
I AM the LIGHT of this WORLD is what you claim Jesus said,and you say he is your shield and God and he are ONE? The Sun ie:(son) numerical number is ONE and EIGHT (8=infinity 1=Hydrogen) 8 also represents DNA, the sun is the provider of light and heat and without it we would not exist,therfore it is our shield and protector...most religion started with Sun Worship. Think about your own interpretation and you'll see it took a creationist to start the concept and people to cause it to evolve.
This perfectly shows the mindset of Young Earth Creationists: Ego. They don't want to accept the fact (not belief) that humans and apes have common ancestors because it destroys their idea of man being made in "God's image." Well, let me ask Young Earth Creationists this: if evolution isn't true, why do you go to a hospital when you're severely ill? Are you afraid that the disease might EVOLVE too much and kill you? Why don't you just pray the sickness away?
#20 - oh that's very true, well planned fact. (sarcastic) well then go into a fossil zone of dinosaurs never excavated before then can you see any human remains? plus when the first civilizations were formed humans were buried in a special place or coffins, not anywhere.
wow, i'm christian and i can see how stupid you are. #2 talking about evolution, a monkey doesn't immediately give birth to a human. proper : the dna in the new born baby changes a bit, and then million of years later it will become into a new species. (sorry just a noob). #3 during an earthquake, the land pushes with each other a bit, just like when you put 2 pieces of play-doh and push them against each other. in millions of years, they form mountains.
#10: They say the world is millions of years old because they restarted counting when Jesus resurrected, as from starting on 1. So Jesus died 2012 years ago, but people lived before Jesus Christ. So the world, IS millions of years old :)
15. Yes it is. but i don't see anyone yelling 'SCIENCE" right before blowing up.
16. I think they are actually just finding things that are true. Like a cure for cancer that your "god" blessed us with, or trying to find another place to live in the universe.
17. and my dick is perfectly designed for your throat and ass. .
18. a monkey didn't change, once again, it evolved over time through breeding. It lived in a climate that was warm. so it shed its fur. much like dogs do during summer. only it didn't grow back on its children. until they were bald. the body figured why have hear when we don't need it
19. because he couldn't have sex with a women because he was catholic and unmarried.
20. When you have proof of this and not just your "thoughts" on the matter.
This has to be satire; actually being this stupid would be illegal. He really liked making dog-bird hybrids which has the beautiful irony of using animal breeds that are products of artificial selection. Domestic dog breeds only exist due to humans.
I almost felt compelled to respond to such Idiocracy..and almost forgot that I AM God ! so I will control my scripture..which stands for whats written...and if you could hear me I would tell you, your an Idiot and the Bible talks about your kind! being closed minded,seeking limited knowledge and believing what your told leads to ignorance.The Great I AM is the singularity which deals with self(ego) and inward feelings(inmaterial)nothing to do with either theory or the big bang.
''if we came from monkeys why there are still monkleys'' question is retarded.
so-called holy books say,god created human from mud and clay or dust or ground,so why there are still mud and clay,dust or ground and they do not form a human?
and evolutionists do not say that we came from monkeys,they say,we had same ancestors.
Gotta love the comments. Half of the people don't even realise that this is some high-grade obvious trolling going on here. Just look at those questions: how can you even suspect it's genuine?
a man born from a monkey would mate anything that has been written in its DNA as arousing.
in some parts of the world where climate was rough monkeys had to evolute to a wiser form to stay alive. in warm areas monkey survived without evolution.
now the year is 2012 because the counting of time began 2012 years ago.
electricity is movement of electrons. electrons are too small to be seen therefore you cant see electricity.
science changes because new theories are invented.
planets are round because of gravitation. even if planets were lets say squares in the beginning, gravitation would have pulled the corners closer to the center creating a ball shape.
chimpanze dont give birth to men because their sperm doesnt comtain human DNA.
before universe was ccreated, where was its creator? therefore there couldnt have been anyone to create it before.
mountain morming cannot be seen because it is so slow.
new forms of life take a long time to form through mutation.
I don't have enough characters to answer all of these. All you have to do is actually READ a science book or 100. Science continues to learn, the bible stays in the 1st century. By the way dumb ass..it's only 2012 because the christians decided to restart time after christ was supposedly born. Your ignorance astaounds me,
This must be a joke. Someone simply can't be this stupid or have misunderstood how evolution works this bad. If this is for real then I suggest a gunshot to the head of the creator, because it would be an abomination for this idiot to procreate.
......Evolution suggests that we evolved from monkeys over a very long period of time- this is one of the main things that creationists don't seem to understand- evolution has happened over MILLIONS of years.
Just to clear something up about this whole monkey giving birth to a man business (Im a biology undergrad): Evolution does not imply that man gave birth to a monkey, evolution is largely based on the fact that a humans goal in life is to pass on its genes to the next generation and litlle improvements in genes due to mutations make that being more suited to survive in its environment.......
#18 its changes in the children not the parent of course nothing lives that long, a slight change in each generation NOT in a total transformation of ONE single creature before your eyes
#18 its changes in the children not the parent of course nothing lives that long, a slight change in each generation NOT in a total transformation of ONE single creature before your eyes
#16 do you have any proof? most scientist cant really agree on more than two thirds of things how the hell could you get them all to conspire against the church? and more than a few of them are religious
#15 common misconception it leads to mutilation! haha jk thought id kid a bit with you...
but please dont try and say the Nazis where Atheist cause if it wasn't for the lax way the Vatican acted during those times that woulda never happened and there is more than a few quotes where Hitler seems to think himself a god.. i call that cult like behavior
#13 yes it changes as we learn more and more of how the world works. we are not sheep being lead to think the world is flat or that we are the center of the universe. do you think the world i flat? cause if the church woulda had its way you would.
#11 really? this even a real question? well maybe .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance it will be in the form but living no...
#10 next to number one this is your biggest fail, maybe because of people like you who are the majority in the world and believed a fictional character to be real so they set up a calendar based on his birth? but its a calendar different cultures use different measurements of time
#9 so there can only be one type of simian one type of fish and one lizard? not all members of a group evolve into the same creature the tree expands it does not kill itself as it grows
#8 oooooh you got me with that one. but just cause something doesnt have an answer now doesnt mean it will not.............. and wait you saying you dont think gravity is real? haha
#21 did you just jump from 6 to 21? well anyways mutations arent so abrupt, a slight change in one or two genes would still allow that creature to mate with the same species.
#5 this old question really? something does not arise from nothing, you learn about how a supernova can give birth to a nebula? its a never ending chain reaction
This is a joke, right? This has got to be an anti-creationist video trying to make creationist look as stupid as possible. Tell me I'm right, please....
and im pretty sure a scienttist could find an answer to why the planets are round, im not and i could probable give you a general answer, much in the way the waves can smooth a rock into a more spherical shape, millions of years of asteroids meteors, comets, and other things from space, colliding with the earth and the matter that is thrown up in so the air being pulled back to the the planet would result in the planet smoothing out into a round shape.
@MrMCMcLovin The reason why planets and celestial bodies are round is simple: gravity. In fact, if the celestial bodies had not been rotating, gravity would have caused them to be perfectly spherical. But, for example, the rotation of the earth causes it to bulge near the equator. The roundness is a consequence of the fact that under gravity the collapse and compactification of the body is uniform.
...And also for the 3rd time there's a difference between monkeys and apes 19. No man ever had sex with a monkey, nor a gorilla or chimp (which are apes). Genetic properties, which physically translate, change over many, many generations 20. Archeologists don't deal with dinosaurs, paleontologists do. The human remains are found in higher sediments, which indicates they are MUCH NEWER 21. We diverged from our common ancestors long ago, and have no need to mate or communicate
15. Evolution is an accepted paradigm based on observation, it's not a statement of faith and hence not a religion, and if you're referring to Eugenics and the Holocaust that was a PSEUDOscience, not a true science 16. No we aren't, I happen to be a devout Roman Catholic and therefore Christian, and so are some of my Professors 17. Or that of any primate, and probably that's because the banana plant adapted to distribution in feces 18. Hundreds of generations, not individuals for the 3rd time...
15. Evolution is an accepted paradigm based on observation, it's not a statement of faith and hence not a religion, and if you're referring to Eugenics and the Holocaust that was a PSEUDOscience, not a true science 16. No we aren't, I happen to be a devout Roman Catholic and therefore Christian, and so are some of my Professors 17. Or that of any primate, and probably that's because the banana plant adapted to distribution in feces 18. Hundreds of generations, not individuals for the 3rd time...
12. Only if the charge is strong enough to emit light, but MORE IMPORTANTLY the invisibility of electronic flow has NOTHING TO DO with the mechanism by which life became so diverse, it's a red herring argument 13. Our understanding of science is what changes, not science itself in the sense of the phenomona 14. Circular argument, and by the way the Bible is inspired, which means humans wrote it after contacting God through prayer and meditation, it was not handed down from the sky done for us
...And this came about from separating forces due to falling temperatures, at the end of the Grand Unified Era 9. We didn't, we came from apes (again, there's a difference), and as it happens the exact type of apes we came from are no longer here, just other, newer ape types 10. Because the calendar AD is based on when Jesus was born, not when the Universe was created 11. 0 or close to it, but that's not the mechanism of evolution, in fact it sounds like a question to derail Creationism
6. Evolution is NOT based on Atheism, it's based on science. Believe it or not strict Atheism is just as unscientific as any religion, because science can't prove the nature of that which created the Bang (which by definition is God, but I guarentee God isn't literally an old man on a cloud) 7. Our ancestors mated over hundreds of generations as I said before, and by the way there's actually a difference between monkeys and apes 8. Objects are attracted based on mass, density and distance...
6. Evolution is NOT based on Atheism, it's based on science. Believe it or not strict Atheism is just as unscientific as any religion, because science can't prove the nature of that which created the Bang (which by definition is God, but I guarentee God isn't literally an old man on a cloud) 7. Our ancestors mated over hundreds of generations as I said before, and by the way there's actually a difference between monkeys and apes 8. Objects are attracted based on mass, density and distance...
1. Gravity pulls to center and tends to make large objects round 2. Extinct apes (not chimps) gave rise to humans over hundreds of generations, not 1 mom giving birth, and it happened a long time ago 3. Yes, we have seen volcanic eruptions which add to mountains, just give them time 4. Because the first life required a series of complex chemical reactions that do not occur in a jar of peanut butter 5. God created the singularity but since there was no outside gravity he didn't have to hold it up
I was in a pissed mood, then this guy gave me a good laugh. always lifts my spirits watching some lunatic organization or person post something they know nothing about claiming it to be fact. I have 1 question for all religious folks; who or what created god?
I believe in God, but this is rediculous. I've never understood why people feel the need to try to ram personal beliefs down other's throats and that includes political, religious and social views. You can't prove the existence of God, so don't try, because you'll look like an idiot and leave yourself open for a shitstorm of criticism. Also, don't try to attack science, because you'll fail miserably and get laughed off of any public forum. Save yourself more embarassment and remove this video.
20. That is also very stupid. If an archeologist found modern human remains with a dinosaur they would report it because they would be famous. Its amazing how much effort would have to go into these consperacies. I like the use of "always", as if this is a frequent occurance.
16. False, many scientists believe in god. I can't imagine the time and effort required to keep that conspiracy going. When would they let new scientists in on it?
15. Evolution is a theory within science. Scientific advances can, have and will be used to kill others. But religion has also been used as justification for war. remember the cursades.
I find it very discrediting to my fellow atheists that even we, who argue that we have used reason, logic, and intelligence to come to our conclusion on god and religion, cannot recognize obvious satire when we see it. For some of you, a parody could sit in your lap and call you "Mama," and you still would not recognize it!
okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
2. The process by which humans evolved from apes took a long time (for the mutations to occur). This is kind of a stupid question if you understand the process of natural selection.
I have seen other Christian vids that r ten times better than this one, and in fact the arguments in the other ones actually have logic behind them, btw they were very fun debate with. ok so maybe they aren't very many that r good as well, but u should seriously look up a vid called "Questions that will blow an atheist mind" or something like that. It's very fun to argue with that one.
is this guy stupid. "can u speak monkey?" Ok if thees people really want to disprove us, then the least they can do is to learn all of the things that we know about evolution; that way they wouldn't be asking all of thees redundant questions that even a 3rd grader can answer. I went to this vid so that I can have a debate. Not so that I can be plummeted by questions that don't have any knowledge behind them. Now don't go off thinking that it's Christians who r stupid, because it's only him.
You should prolly go and get a book on evolution/cosmology or something... then you'll be able to perfectly answer about 99.9% of these retarded questions!
Ok I'm a Catholic an i think all of this is B.S. modern day science can explain all of this, i don't care if you don't belevie in God, i just think people should be open to posibility's, even if you can't prove them, history has show that the impossibility's of today are tomorrow's reality. How many people in 1910 would believe we would have a man on the moon within 50 years? in short live long, live happy, and keep an open mind to what may lie ahead!
Number 14 is like me saying "I'm from Sirius because I say I'm from Sirius." Also, if that's one of your arguing points, one could easily say "On the Origin of Species is the truth because we say it's the truth."
Answer to question #10: ITS FREAKING CALLED BC. DID YOU NOT GO TO PRIMARY SCHOOL? OR DID YOU SKIP IT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FICTION? literally these questions are common freaking sense, maybe you need some
More devastating rhetoric from the theists. How will we ever compete against such an overwhelming barrage of intellect. Answer: We can read the bible. An insult to our evolved brains that these people of faith reject anything that contradicts their doctrine.I live in the 21st century, not 2000 BC.
2.you've really misunderstood evolution, thats not how it works. Evolution doesent happen overnight, it takes millions of years+often needs massive changes in environment. honestly ur still living in middle ages
3.Again, takes millions of years!
4.stupid, stpuid, what do you even mean, from the peanuts or butter. theres millions of different life forms in ur idiots jar, theres billions of micro-organisms on everything
5.erm, no one
6.forgetting important difference. Universe not painting!
ha ha, oh dear lord, this probably the most stupid thing ive EVER SEEN! How can nayone misunderstand something to this extreme, its insane+awful+actually insulting! The one about the monkey living millions yrs funny. Oh you mindless shit. Scienece can answer all these, you stupid big yak conspiracy nut. Oh Jesus fucking christ, really how have you made such pheneomenal mistakes. The questions are really stupid. Are there really such idiots in the world!
1. Gravity
2. Not how evolution works
Atheism: The only way to be unbiased on enough things that actually matter.
shadowtygo 3 hours ago
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triviacat 4 hours ago
Lmao. "The holy bible is the truth, because the bible says it's the truth." Yea. I'm a penguin because I say I am a penguin.
EliteBlade87 5 hours ago
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FFSDILLIGAF 4 hours ago
nerd
parmar112 6 hours ago
First of all, you don't answer facts, you answer questions!
And then... How the heck do you survive in you everyday life?
That was the most ridiculous video I have ever seen.
I simply have no words to describe it. I'm just speechless about how ignorant and just stupid human beings can be...
Sad, sad world?
Minouwurm09 7 hours ago
ID people are the most ignorant people on the planet now. Plain and simple. Everything here has been refuted by scientific minds countless times, but ignoring those does not make them go away.
KittenKoder 7 hours ago
All of this is illrelevant and won't change the fact and matters of the present,When we understand we are built in his image then God becomes human by your own accord and when we ate from the tree of KNOWLEDGE we already became like God..You say Moses is credited for the first 5 books? well explain Deut.32:39,Moses says there is no God! that he gives life and takes it,that he wounds or heals. Jesus understood that God was in all of us.and if God is Father which you claim..then we are all sons!
sharkymark368 7 hours ago
Evolution unfolds before your very eyes,everytime you move forward everytime your hair grows how about when you started this life you where probaly 20 inches? are you still 20 inches? I should hope you know more today than yesterday besides your Jesus said be careful of your words that you'll be held accountable! I'm sure he meant to understand them also and what they mean...not half hazardly and carelessly..KNOWLEDGE,WISDOM and LOVE is where GOD RESIDES.nowhere else.
sharkymark368 8 hours ago
I'm kinda dissapoited this was a parody! Would have been nice to have someone to laugh at! But, on the other side:
faith in humanity restored!
Haaknes 8 hours ago
This has been flagged as spam show
its parody morons.. some of you are as stupid as the people he is taking the piss out of...dont believe me? read the tags
imtruckr 8 hours ago
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imtruckr 8 hours ago
I AM the LIGHT of this WORLD is what you claim Jesus said,and you say he is your shield and God and he are ONE? The Sun ie:(son) numerical number is ONE and EIGHT (8=infinity 1=Hydrogen) 8 also represents DNA, the sun is the provider of light and heat and without it we would not exist,therfore it is our shield and protector...most religion started with Sun Worship. Think about your own interpretation and you'll see it took a creationist to start the concept and people to cause it to evolve.
sharkymark368 8 hours ago
I lol'd hard at #10.
shadowsheik8611 9 hours ago
Before I even watch the video...concerning your title: people answer questions, not facts.
shadowsheik8611 9 hours ago
"Ughh....These atheists make me sick!"
"But an atheist doctor saved your life!"
"Yeah but listen to the music! THEY'RE EVIL!"
rolandocbf 13 hours ago
sinister
duncan01234 14 hours ago
I cant believe this person is serious, its a wind up.
PSPhoto1 15 hours ago
@PSPhoto1
I went onto the uploader's channel.
This guy isn't fucking joking! Even about 1:57!
rolandocbf 12 hours ago
This perfectly shows the mindset of Young Earth Creationists: Ego. They don't want to accept the fact (not belief) that humans and apes have common ancestors because it destroys their idea of man being made in "God's image." Well, let me ask Young Earth Creationists this: if evolution isn't true, why do you go to a hospital when you're severely ill? Are you afraid that the disease might EVOLVE too much and kill you? Why don't you just pray the sickness away?
ThePhantom135 15 hours ago
"Why doesnt a chimpanzee give birthto a man?"
Well why doesn't and asian give birth to a white man? why doesn't a white give birth to a black man?
mpearcemetal 16 hours ago
Congrats. I found this video because it was made into a meme about STUPID PEOPLE. Lol. Specifically, the #10 one.
All I have to say is... are you freaking serious?
hautxtalons 22 hours ago
#20 - oh that's very true, well planned fact. (sarcastic) well then go into a fossil zone of dinosaurs never excavated before then can you see any human remains? plus when the first civilizations were formed humans were buried in a special place or coffins, not anywhere.
zordragon123 23 hours ago
wow, i'm christian and i can see how stupid you are. #2 talking about evolution, a monkey doesn't immediately give birth to a human. proper : the dna in the new born baby changes a bit, and then million of years later it will become into a new species. (sorry just a noob). #3 during an earthquake, the land pushes with each other a bit, just like when you put 2 pieces of play-doh and push them against each other. in millions of years, they form mountains.
zordragon123 23 hours ago
@zordragon123 you are probably the smartest christian on youtube
TheKingofthechronic 13 hours ago
Troll.
Inductus 1 day ago
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Z2k11 1 day ago
#10: They say the world is millions of years old because they restarted counting when Jesus resurrected, as from starting on 1. So Jesus died 2012 years ago, but people lived before Jesus Christ. So the world, IS millions of years old :)
God bless! xo .
800Revolution 1 day ago
15. Yes it is. but i don't see anyone yelling 'SCIENCE" right before blowing up.
16. I think they are actually just finding things that are true. Like a cure for cancer that your "god" blessed us with, or trying to find another place to live in the universe.
17. and my dick is perfectly designed for your throat and ass. .
MrRadocy 1 day ago
18. a monkey didn't change, once again, it evolved over time through breeding. It lived in a climate that was warm. so it shed its fur. much like dogs do during summer. only it didn't grow back on its children. until they were bald. the body figured why have hear when we don't need it
19. because he couldn't have sex with a women because he was catholic and unmarried.
20. When you have proof of this and not just your "thoughts" on the matter.
21. Does god speak to you? Didn't think so.
MrRadocy 1 day ago
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MrRadocy 1 day ago
wow this is supremely pathetic
1PintLasher 1 day ago
This has to be satire; actually being this stupid would be illegal. He really liked making dog-bird hybrids which has the beautiful irony of using animal breeds that are products of artificial selection. Domestic dog breeds only exist due to humans.
xBulletHeadx 1 day ago
I almost felt compelled to respond to such Idiocracy..and almost forgot that I AM God ! so I will control my scripture..which stands for whats written...and if you could hear me I would tell you, your an Idiot and the Bible talks about your kind! being closed minded,seeking limited knowledge and believing what your told leads to ignorance.The Great I AM is the singularity which deals with self(ego) and inward feelings(inmaterial)nothing to do with either theory or the big bang.
sharkymark368 1 day ago
this has to be a spoof right...no way someone is seriously asking these questions
hjaimeg 1 day ago
-_- science can explain all of these things... I am guessing you are trolling... but if not, pick up a book.
ThePhilipBeckwith 1 day ago
@Drondh we suspect it is a real idiot because as sad as it is there are idiots like this... :(
MrStaninja 1 day ago
Is this for real?
jrzl89 1 day ago
intermediate-forms are not half eagle half wolf,or half girl half fish.go read some books before putting retarded videos
jeahdude37 1 day ago
''if we came from monkeys why there are still monkleys'' question is retarded.
so-called holy books say,god created human from mud and clay or dust or ground,so why there are still mud and clay,dust or ground and they do not form a human?
and evolutionists do not say that we came from monkeys,they say,we had same ancestors.
jeahdude37 1 day ago
Gotta love the comments. Half of the people don't even realise that this is some high-grade obvious trolling going on here. Just look at those questions: how can you even suspect it's genuine?
Drondh 1 day ago
@Drondh Not sure if very 10x stupid... or fail trolling
zordragon123 23 hours ago
Asking the question "If something exists, therefore it has to have a reason, God" is total bunk.
Who made the Universe? Who made the maker of the universe? And who made the maker of the maker who made the universe?......
It is just silly, and no explanation at all.
ShinjukuHH 1 day ago
I could explain and answer very question except those about physics and the big bang but I'm too lazy.
And for the physics question, we're having string theory ( which sounds very promising)
BTW: Most of the questions are silly.
ShinjukuHH 1 day ago
You are either a brilliant troll or the most retarded person on the internet.
FacelessDeviant 1 day ago
congratulations, we are all now dumber
denverm4x 1 day ago
holy bible is the truth because it says it is true?!
i am there fore GOD scince I, GOD, say i am GOD!
bow down before me theists, i am your new master!
sereously WTF?
TheHaloCEfan 1 day ago
a man born from a monkey would mate anything that has been written in its DNA as arousing.
in some parts of the world where climate was rough monkeys had to evolute to a wiser form to stay alive. in warm areas monkey survived without evolution.
now the year is 2012 because the counting of time began 2012 years ago.
electricity is movement of electrons. electrons are too small to be seen therefore you cant see electricity.
science changes because new theories are invented.
cerwile1 1 day ago
planets are round because of gravitation. even if planets were lets say squares in the beginning, gravitation would have pulled the corners closer to the center creating a ball shape.
chimpanze dont give birth to men because their sperm doesnt comtain human DNA.
before universe was ccreated, where was its creator? therefore there couldnt have been anyone to create it before.
mountain morming cannot be seen because it is so slow.
new forms of life take a long time to form through mutation.
cerwile1 1 day ago
I don't have enough characters to answer all of these. All you have to do is actually READ a science book or 100. Science continues to learn, the bible stays in the 1st century. By the way dumb ass..it's only 2012 because the christians decided to restart time after christ was supposedly born. Your ignorance astaounds me,
TheMte1000 1 day ago
evolution is just a theory...whoever posted this needs to understand that theory before continuing with such stupidity.
Watch "God of Wonders" with Jim Tetlow, a show about animals that could not have evolved into what they are today....that show is AMAZING!
alasjajo 1 day ago
This must be a joke. Someone simply can't be this stupid or have misunderstood how evolution works this bad. If this is for real then I suggest a gunshot to the head of the creator, because it would be an abomination for this idiot to procreate.
TheFubbick 1 day ago
Just because you are too stupid to answer these questions doesnt make them unanswerable. Too stupid for science? Try religion!
SayidShazeen 1 day ago
Utter bollocks!
SayidShazeen 1 day ago
......Evolution suggests that we evolved from monkeys over a very long period of time- this is one of the main things that creationists don't seem to understand- evolution has happened over MILLIONS of years.
Sarahcr93 1 day ago
Just to clear something up about this whole monkey giving birth to a man business (Im a biology undergrad): Evolution does not imply that man gave birth to a monkey, evolution is largely based on the fact that a humans goal in life is to pass on its genes to the next generation and litlle improvements in genes due to mutations make that being more suited to survive in its environment.......
Sarahcr93 1 day ago
liberal atheists are nauseating assholes
lynnethc 1 day ago
@lynnethc DARN RIGHT! EMERICU!!!!
see you at the clan meetin on monday! Santorum 2012!!
Juan25toni 1 day ago
ok the answer
1 travel to india and stay there for a few months, you will observe that your skin has tanned.(and dont say no, as those drunk foriegners really are)
2 then ask yourself what is the diffrence
kryag11 1 day ago
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
kryag11 1 day ago
At first i thought this guy was kidding, then I saw his username and realized he is a moron
matif16 2 days ago
that was really sad... I keep going to videos like yours to get a challenge but wow it get easier and easier everytime....
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#21 speech is learned not an instinct...
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#20 really? cause you can oh so easily just bring up bones from the ground without compromising the rock that it all is infused with....
Juan25toni 2 days ago
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#19 cause YOU are one sick SOB for thinking about it.... idk you tell me
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#19 cause YOU are one sick SOB for thinking about it.... idk you tell me
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#18 its changes in the children not the parent of course nothing lives that long, a slight change in each generation NOT in a total transformation of ONE single creature before your eyes
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#18 its changes in the children not the parent of course nothing lives that long, a slight change in each generation NOT in a total transformation of ONE single creature before your eyes
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#17 and for the human ass... Have you ever seen a real one? they are round.. unnatural selection by humans has created the modern banana
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#16 do you have any proof? most scientist cant really agree on more than two thirds of things how the hell could you get them all to conspire against the church? and more than a few of them are religious
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#15 common misconception it leads to mutilation! haha jk thought id kid a bit with you...
but please dont try and say the Nazis where Atheist cause if it wasn't for the lax way the Vatican acted during those times that woulda never happened and there is more than a few quotes where Hitler seems to think himself a god.. i call that cult like behavior
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#14 "I am right cause i say im right!!!" those are the words of a crazy person...
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#13 yes it changes as we learn more and more of how the world works. we are not sheep being lead to think the world is flat or that we are the center of the universe. do you think the world i flat? cause if the church woulda had its way you would.
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#12 yes you can!
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#11 really? this even a real question? well maybe .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance it will be in the form but living no...
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#10 next to number one this is your biggest fail, maybe because of people like you who are the majority in the world and believed a fictional character to be real so they set up a calendar based on his birth? but its a calendar different cultures use different measurements of time
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#9 so there can only be one type of simian one type of fish and one lizard? not all members of a group evolve into the same creature the tree expands it does not kill itself as it grows
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#8 oooooh you got me with that one. but just cause something doesnt have an answer now doesnt mean it will not.............. and wait you saying you dont think gravity is real? haha
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#21 did you just jump from 6 to 21? well anyways mutations arent so abrupt, a slight change in one or two genes would still allow that creature to mate with the same species.
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#6 you are going with a child like view of the world assuming everything has a creator. chaos and chemical reactions can create beauty as well
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#5 this old question really? something does not arise from nothing, you learn about how a supernova can give birth to a nebula? its a never ending chain reaction
Juan25toni 2 days ago
This is a joke, right? This has got to be an anti-creationist video trying to make creationist look as stupid as possible. Tell me I'm right, please....
pamcn123 2 days ago
#4 same as your god, objects dont just appear and if you want to get technical something can arise from peanut butter you can get mold...
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#3 no but scientist did observe some mountains change in elivation in the earthquake in Afghanistan in i think it was 2010
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#2 evolution is gradual and a monkey would not give rise to an other Homo Sapien maybe a similar species
Juan25toni 2 days ago
#1 Gravitational pull of matter
Juan25toni 2 days ago
@Juan25toni thank you! was about to post that but then i saw this.
bob56667 2 days ago
Am a Christian but i think this the most stupidest shit ever
MrKECproductions 2 days ago
Ur stupidity is probably the number one proof against evolution...the fact that youve made it this far in life..Wow
lrdrskillz 2 days ago
You must be without a doubt the most stupid, retarded, backward, small minded idiot that the world has ever seen !!!!!!!!!!!!!
camer81 2 days ago
how does one "Answer" a "Fact"?
and im pretty sure a scienttist could find an answer to why the planets are round, im not and i could probable give you a general answer, much in the way the waves can smooth a rock into a more spherical shape, millions of years of asteroids meteors, comets, and other things from space, colliding with the earth and the matter that is thrown up in so the air being pulled back to the the planet would result in the planet smoothing out into a round shape.
MrMCMcLovin 2 days ago
@MrMCMcLovin The reason why planets and celestial bodies are round is simple: gravity. In fact, if the celestial bodies had not been rotating, gravity would have caused them to be perfectly spherical. But, for example, the rotation of the earth causes it to bulge near the equator. The roundness is a consequence of the fact that under gravity the collapse and compactification of the body is uniform.
PirateSpackJarrow 2 days ago
And for the 4th and final time, apes are not monkeys, there is a difference between the 2.
By the way, I JUST answered EVERY one of your points.
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
Trolololo lolo lo lolo lo lo... ^^ made me chuckle... a lot :) thx for the vid!
Michaevelli81 2 days ago
...And also for the 3rd time there's a difference between monkeys and apes 19. No man ever had sex with a monkey, nor a gorilla or chimp (which are apes). Genetic properties, which physically translate, change over many, many generations 20. Archeologists don't deal with dinosaurs, paleontologists do. The human remains are found in higher sediments, which indicates they are MUCH NEWER 21. We diverged from our common ancestors long ago, and have no need to mate or communicate
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
OMG... 1.Question and I already had to stop the video daunting the massive stupidity to come... well, here we go... *play*
Michaevelli81 2 days ago
15. Evolution is an accepted paradigm based on observation, it's not a statement of faith and hence not a religion, and if you're referring to Eugenics and the Holocaust that was a PSEUDOscience, not a true science 16. No we aren't, I happen to be a devout Roman Catholic and therefore Christian, and so are some of my Professors 17. Or that of any primate, and probably that's because the banana plant adapted to distribution in feces 18. Hundreds of generations, not individuals for the 3rd time...
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
15. Evolution is an accepted paradigm based on observation, it's not a statement of faith and hence not a religion, and if you're referring to Eugenics and the Holocaust that was a PSEUDOscience, not a true science 16. No we aren't, I happen to be a devout Roman Catholic and therefore Christian, and so are some of my Professors 17. Or that of any primate, and probably that's because the banana plant adapted to distribution in feces 18. Hundreds of generations, not individuals for the 3rd time...
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
12. Only if the charge is strong enough to emit light, but MORE IMPORTANTLY the invisibility of electronic flow has NOTHING TO DO with the mechanism by which life became so diverse, it's a red herring argument 13. Our understanding of science is what changes, not science itself in the sense of the phenomona 14. Circular argument, and by the way the Bible is inspired, which means humans wrote it after contacting God through prayer and meditation, it was not handed down from the sky done for us
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
...And this came about from separating forces due to falling temperatures, at the end of the Grand Unified Era 9. We didn't, we came from apes (again, there's a difference), and as it happens the exact type of apes we came from are no longer here, just other, newer ape types 10. Because the calendar AD is based on when Jesus was born, not when the Universe was created 11. 0 or close to it, but that's not the mechanism of evolution, in fact it sounds like a question to derail Creationism
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
6. Evolution is NOT based on Atheism, it's based on science. Believe it or not strict Atheism is just as unscientific as any religion, because science can't prove the nature of that which created the Bang (which by definition is God, but I guarentee God isn't literally an old man on a cloud) 7. Our ancestors mated over hundreds of generations as I said before, and by the way there's actually a difference between monkeys and apes 8. Objects are attracted based on mass, density and distance...
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
6. Evolution is NOT based on Atheism, it's based on science. Believe it or not strict Atheism is just as unscientific as any religion, because science can't prove the nature of that which created the Bang (which by definition is God, but I guarentee God isn't literally an old man on a cloud) 7. Our ancestors mated over hundreds of generations as I said before, and by the way there's actually a difference between monkeys and apes 8. Objects are attracted based on mass, density and distance...
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
1. Gravity pulls to center and tends to make large objects round 2. Extinct apes (not chimps) gave rise to humans over hundreds of generations, not 1 mom giving birth, and it happened a long time ago 3. Yes, we have seen volcanic eruptions which add to mountains, just give them time 4. Because the first life required a series of complex chemical reactions that do not occur in a jar of peanut butter 5. God created the singularity but since there was no outside gravity he didn't have to hold it up
WillStrop2008 2 days ago
I bet you are american :) stupid fucking retard.
hairysista 2 days ago
@hairysista as if their are no stupid people anywhere else. *cough* English Defense League *cough*
TheOnlyAttrition 2 days ago
If the world is "millions o years old" why is it only 2008.... :D ... i nearly fell off my chair laughing
Anomalie77 2 days ago 2
how the fuck did he do this with only one brain cell
robandbrad 2 days ago
I was in a pissed mood, then this guy gave me a good laugh. always lifts my spirits watching some lunatic organization or person post something they know nothing about claiming it to be fact. I have 1 question for all religious folks; who or what created god?
admt726 2 days ago
I believe in God, but this is rediculous. I've never understood why people feel the need to try to ram personal beliefs down other's throats and that includes political, religious and social views. You can't prove the existence of God, so don't try, because you'll look like an idiot and leave yourself open for a shitstorm of criticism. Also, don't try to attack science, because you'll fail miserably and get laughed off of any public forum. Save yourself more embarassment and remove this video.
cojay28 3 days ago 2
And you don't answer facts, you answer questions
1066voodoo 3 days ago
21 (again). No. I don't think monkeys speak monkey. APES (not monkeys), don't appear to have developed the complex language that is seen in humans.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
20. That is also very stupid. If an archeologist found modern human remains with a dinosaur they would report it because they would be famous. Its amazing how much effort would have to go into these consperacies. I like the use of "always", as if this is a frequent occurance.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
19. you tell me buddy.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
18. That is just stupid.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
17. Really? so's jerking off then.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
16. False, many scientists believe in god. I can't imagine the time and effort required to keep that conspiracy going. When would they let new scientists in on it?
1066voodoo 3 days ago
15. Evolution is a theory within science. Scientific advances can, have and will be used to kill others. But religion has also been used as justification for war. remember the cursades.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
I find it very discrediting to my fellow atheists that even we, who argue that we have used reason, logic, and intelligence to come to our conclusion on god and religion, cannot recognize obvious satire when we see it. For some of you, a parody could sit in your lap and call you "Mama," and you still would not recognize it!
dustygirl122 3 days ago
14. not really an argument. But it also says that figs are bad, really look it up. Jesus hates figs.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
13. isn't there a new testiment, as if there has never been a typo in the book of genesis
1066voodoo 3 days ago
12. you can see lightening
1066voodoo 3 days ago
11. I can't tell you the odds, but its pretty unlikley.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
10. Millions? billions buddy. because of the way humans have ordered time. it is 2008AD, but you have to account for BC.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
9. Apes actually, humans evolved from a clade or group that branched off from other ape species. Why can't there be apes other then humans?
1066voodoo 3 days ago
8. you have to be more specific, what do you want to know?
1066voodoo 3 days ago
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okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
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okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
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okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
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okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
okay it skips to 21, so I guess we go from there. This question arises from a lack of understanding of natural selection. There are alot of proto-human steps between ape and human, so an ape giving birth to a modern human simply wouldn't happen.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
6. Not really a fact. But if the pinting had a painter and therefore the universe had a maker, then the maker had to have be made. Who's gods mum?
1066voodoo 3 days ago
5. why does it need to be held?
1066voodoo 3 days ago
4. if you leave it open bactiera might grow
1066voodoo 3 days ago
3. it would take to long to observe
1066voodoo 3 days ago
3. it would take to long to observe
1066voodoo 3 days ago
3. it would take to long to observe
1066voodoo 3 days ago
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3. it would take to long to observe
1066voodoo 3 days ago
3. it would take to long to observe
1066voodoo 3 days ago
3. it would take to long to observe
1066voodoo 3 days ago
2. The process by which humans evolved from apes took a long time (for the mutations to occur). This is kind of a stupid question if you understand the process of natural selection.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
1. (.14) something to do with gravity in a three deminsional space? My question is, why would god make planets sphereical?
1066voodoo 3 days ago
Okay, lets have a go at some.
1066voodoo 3 days ago
I have seen other Christian vids that r ten times better than this one, and in fact the arguments in the other ones actually have logic behind them, btw they were very fun debate with. ok so maybe they aren't very many that r good as well, but u should seriously look up a vid called "Questions that will blow an atheist mind" or something like that. It's very fun to argue with that one.
MyPickles1234 3 days ago
is this guy stupid. "can u speak monkey?" Ok if thees people really want to disprove us, then the least they can do is to learn all of the things that we know about evolution; that way they wouldn't be asking all of thees redundant questions that even a 3rd grader can answer. I went to this vid so that I can have a debate. Not so that I can be plummeted by questions that don't have any knowledge behind them. Now don't go off thinking that it's Christians who r stupid, because it's only him.
MyPickles1234 3 days ago
LOL pause at #14....wtf
youngnigga221 3 days ago
You should prolly go and get a book on evolution/cosmology or something... then you'll be able to perfectly answer about 99.9% of these retarded questions!
Mikeyalbum 3 days ago
Evolutionists sounds retarded.
gen77c 3 days ago
Ok I'm a Catholic an i think all of this is B.S. modern day science can explain all of this, i don't care if you don't belevie in God, i just think people should be open to posibility's, even if you can't prove them, history has show that the impossibility's of today are tomorrow's reality. How many people in 1910 would believe we would have a man on the moon within 50 years? in short live long, live happy, and keep an open mind to what may lie ahead!
shikidaman 3 days ago
"if the world is billions of years old, why is it only 2008?"
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH cracked me up
this is a great video
Sameebob 3 days ago 9
This guy is so disconnected from reality it's disturbing.
ganalisto 3 days ago
This video made me laugh so hard
TizioRandom77 3 days ago
Amusing. Do a sequel
bizarreabomination 3 days ago
HEY! WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU BREAK INTO MY LAB!
GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKEN RABBIT!
MrScienceTypePerson 3 days ago
That's such a bullshit. Science can explain all that easily. You simply don't understand science.
ilyakr 3 days ago
This is the best piss take of god-fearing fruit-loops I have seen in a while, top work!
nae199 4 days ago
Haha
TakeItBySurprise 4 days ago
can't make up my mind if it's satire or for real, so i've withheld voting up or down.
but either way, I roflcoptered real hard at the burning stupid on display :P
daverowbotham 4 days ago
#15 hahahahaha
wethekingslover555 4 days ago
"This guy is an idiot or he's trolling"
Tags: if, people, would, just, read, the, tags, they'd, know, this, is, parody, obvious, satire
Oh, make sure to put it in the description next time, then. Nobody ever reads the tags anymore.
OLH064 4 days ago
@LArgo5698 Fuck you, subhuman
GATORPLAYNOSHIT 4 days ago
This is so very clearly a joke. Everyone getting up in arms over something blatantly meant to be ironic really isn't helping the Atheist cause.
MrTerlizziwj 4 days ago
Half of these aren't even questions. The ones that are are hilariously ignorant and confused ones. I hope I'm being trolled.
l2ic3 4 days ago
Number 14 is like me saying "I'm from Sirius because I say I'm from Sirius." Also, if that's one of your arguing points, one could easily say "On the Origin of Species is the truth because we say it's the truth."
chillenmaster 4 days ago
Answer to question #10: ITS FREAKING CALLED BC. DID YOU NOT GO TO PRIMARY SCHOOL? OR DID YOU SKIP IT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FICTION? literally these questions are common freaking sense, maybe you need some
animefan4456 4 days ago
More devastating rhetoric from the theists. How will we ever compete against such an overwhelming barrage of intellect. Answer: We can read the bible. An insult to our evolved brains that these people of faith reject anything that contradicts their doctrine.I live in the 21st century, not 2000 BC.
currie1967 4 days ago
2.you've really misunderstood evolution, thats not how it works. Evolution doesent happen overnight, it takes millions of years+often needs massive changes in environment. honestly ur still living in middle ages
3.Again, takes millions of years!
4.stupid, stpuid, what do you even mean, from the peanuts or butter. theres millions of different life forms in ur idiots jar, theres billions of micro-organisms on everything
5.erm, no one
6.forgetting important difference. Universe not painting!
sovietusername 4 days ago
ha ha, oh dear lord, this probably the most stupid thing ive EVER SEEN! How can nayone misunderstand something to this extreme, its insane+awful+actually insulting! The one about the monkey living millions yrs funny. Oh you mindless shit. Scienece can answer all these, you stupid big yak conspiracy nut. Oh Jesus fucking christ, really how have you made such pheneomenal mistakes. The questions are really stupid. Are there really such idiots in the world!
sovietusername 4 days ago
hahaha! why are creationists still using the crocoduck???
Don't they realize how stupid and ignorant they are making themselves look?
ChaoticPasta 4 days ago
this is the most stupid video I've ever seen
miflinti 4 days ago
It worries me that 1200 ppl liked this video.
snivvano 4 days ago 10
This h