GILBERT GOTTFRIED on Twilight Gay Vampires

[HaloModder555]

Hahaha!

[heyeveryoneimcool]

Listen to them, the children of the night...

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

I STAY YOUNG BY DRINKING THE BLOOD OF RATS.

[metalmugen]

never look beyond lugosi....FUCK YES

[Patriot1776ization]

Right on,i say that alll the time..hahaha

[ELzAGemini]

lol is that how he really talks??

[AdayDr1en]

@ELzAGemini no, that's not even his real voice.

You'd think he was a normal mother fucker.

[plugindave]

gilbert gottfired

[TheBigEpicShow]

The other day during track practoce we were doing warmups amd i saw a girl, wereing a shirt. It said team jacob. I feel ashamed that my name is jacob. The only part of the shirt i agreed with was the caption that said

"real men dont sparkle"

[DisneyLoveQ]

Iago speaks the truth

[ajhrockerboy6]

@DisneyLoveQ jafar's parrot.

[Killernation]

I always need to laugh, when Isee gilbert gottfried... He's awesome :-D

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

Gilber has earned my respect! Straight Vamps burn in the sunlight. Gay vapms sparkle

[metalperch]

family guy :D

[Herarry]

I firmly draw the line at Anne Rice's Vampires. Aka you can make your vampires pretty boys as long as the writing is at least halfway decent.

[kik805]

Is he referancing IWV

[mike0662]

twilight is for fags and retarded teenage girls who have know life and argue over who the coolest person on the jersey shore is.

[Taospark]

00:28 Total 9 walks across the background

[Myytmovies]

as much as i hate twilight

the guy who directed "Nosferatu" was gay

[Doomy23]

@Myytmovies There's a difference between homosexual and gay. You can be homosexual, but not be gay just as you can be gay but not homosexual.

[thisguyrighthere3]

@Doomy23

yeah.. just like you can be a dog while being a cat

[Doomy23]

@thisguyrighthere3 Exactly

[multicomicbookgeek]

@Myytmovies nosferatu rules right

[Myytmovies]

@multicomicbookgeek yes

[GGBK28]

@zidane583 I take it you've seen Gilbert Gottfried: Dirty Jokes

lmfao

[GGBK28]

Twilight is a joke. Dracula & Nosferatu are vampires, not some whiney teenager

[stealthgeek29]

Testify Brother Gilbert!!!!!

[PhoenixKDIX]

The books really aren't that bad, I don't get why everyone hates them so much. Actually I do. They hate all of the annoying fans twilight has, so they think 'The book they like must suck.' Seriously, the books are good. Try reading them you 80% of commentators who haven't read them.

[trvekvltBurzum]

@PhoenixKDIX I read them... And it was meh... Movies were total crap with sparkling vamphomos and that is my oppinion i don't really care about the fans.

[TheWalrusface]

@PhoenixKDIX Books aren't good. My parent read it and said it wasn't good. And they've probably written more books than you've read. So I'm inclined to believe their opinion a little bit more.

[ruantengyi]

Would someone get iago out of Gilbert's mouth? LOL

[JeepRuby101]

I <3 Gilbert...but I hate seeing my favorite comedians age, damn it!

[SRH911]

I kind of wanted him to end off with "I stay young by drinking the blood of rats." and then wandering off to talk to more interviewers. That would've at least given the young lady talking to him something to think about that night.

[the26thhour]

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA

if u can ignor Neo that is

[AlekSensej]

She is a stupid bitch that does not knows what GILBERT GOTTFRIED is saying.

Gilbert is using the line from a good vampire move called:

a interview with a vampire.

The only people that like Twilight Gay Vampires are frat boys and stupid teen girly girls that think that is cool.

[Launchpad05]

@AlekSensej No self respecting frat boy would ever get into 'Twilight'. If anything, people who are gay like Ryan Seacrest would be into 'Twilight'.

[AlekSensej]

@Launchpad05 No self respecting frat boy!!!!

A lot of them do not have it.

[JojengaLPer]

@Launchpad05 Just to set the record straight, I'm about as straight as a circle rolling down Mt Everest and Twilight makes me fucking gag. It's got piss-poor writing, annoying characters or one-dimensional characters, and the plot just sporadically changes to whatever. And that's just the book! The movie has that horrid fucking actress...who somehow won three goddamn awards for Best Female Preformance on the MTV Movie Awards.

I am not happyface. I am rageface.

[Bertisevil666]

I fucking love this dude! But you know, in a non gay vampyre kind of way..

[tytheevildeadguy]

Way to go, Mr. Gottfried! Tell 'em how it is!

[rainofbrasspetals3ve]

5 twilight fans saw this

[manifestgtr]

gilbert fucking slayed that night...his closing of the joan rivers roast was probably the funniest and most outrageous short set I've ever seen a comic work...and I have a twisted, fucked up, borderline criminally insane sense of humor...

[KairuHakubi]

Ima letchu finish, but Leslie Nielsen was the greatest vampire of all time.

[lanejanlandonmorgan]

Gilbert is the man! Twilight whatever.....bunch of pole smokers.

[im8teennow]

Iago has spoken.

[Juicedup58]

girlbert reminds me of cupcakes and too much icing on a fat kids dick

[uzi2004]

Awsome! I agree!

[smirov]

Gilbert is god!

[ElegeantFencer]

What happened to all the straight vampires?

[riddick0846]

@ElegeantFencer stephenie meyer was born... >_>

[EricTheAcktor]

Anne Rice. Twilight. All faggoty bullshit.

Long live Lugosi and Hammer horror films.

[COD4freak123]

gilbert IF U SAY IT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IT

[Demonica2539]

IT WORKS!

[m1ndNOVA]

Gilbert.. I love you xD

[ErictheACKACKTOR]

A tip of the hat to Gilbert "the Mench" for Mentioning the king "Bela Lugosi" the greatest Vampire ever, on Network television and for telling it like it is about Twilight. Gilbert joins Anne Rice, and Bart Simpson who have gone on record about Twilight being the worst Vampire Story ever,. Im mean, How do you F-up a Vampire story? It's Impossible! but Twilight managed to pull it off.

[thefriendsociety]

@ErictheACKACKTOR i dont know anne rice has probably up their with twilight as shitty vampire shit. I mean did you see that queen of the damned crap...

[sweeney60]

@thefriendsociety

true but at least she wrote about vampires and not prissy teen romance.

[Pooternackle]

"its all too gay the current vampires"

[TSanMig]

vampires have been gay since interview. seriously.

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@TSanMig That happens when you put Tom Cruise sucking off Brad Pitt.

[HotCheeseSticks]

You speak for many.

We love you.

[drinfernodds]

Gilbert you are the voice of many

[mcasey666]

great question!

[AirsoftNDirtbikes]

True That my friend!

[rockndude87]

Mr. Gottfried you are the greatest person on the face of the Earth for revealing the truth about Twilight....THANK YOU!!!

[Dmart112895]

@Il00OOll were filthy cause we dont like dicks in our ass ????? or is it cause we "homophobes" dont like trading spit with other dudes or shoving our dicks in fecal infested ass??????

wtf are u talking about

ur filthy for not letting people be entitled to their own opinions

go suck a fat one

[Runningtail]

omg! could not have said it better myself!

[316santiago]

lol my respect for Gilbert Gottfried just went up big time.

[Erwinroossien]

hahahaha HE's absolutely right! where the f.. are the vampires like interview with a vampire or Blade etc.. instead we get gay vampires with a glittery skin like someone pissed on his face.

[tokyodave1982]

@Erwinroossien interview with a vampire was gay too. Nice movie........but a bit gay.

[Daekoni]

I LOVE THIS MAN HAHHAA

[ACTORnSCREENWRITER]

I love this guy, fuck THIS is EXACTLY what I was always thinking. I hope in the 3rd Twilight movie, Frankenstein comes and ass rapes the "wolf man" and the "vampire" real fuckin hard!!!

... All those dumb 15-18 year old idiots ruined a great franchise... I swear to God, if they somehow fuck up the zombie phenomenon, than there will be HELL to pay!!

[DoubtfulGrace]

@ACTORnSCREENWRITER

Dont Jinx it. All we need is abc comming out with a show about pretty, brooding tween boys and girls who decide to eat deer brains, duct-tape their bodies together so they can got to high school for eternity with their FOOD!

" Next summer! ' Beauty and BRAAAIINNS' ."

[MrEazyeaze]

gilbert gottfried is awsome

[rbermea]

Twilight is for fags.

[VolgaTatar]

rbermea - you are a dirty homophobic degenerate. Scumbag!

[DanIsAces]

@VolgaTatar

But he's right.

[michaelhudson39]

@rbermea hey i know fag who hate so twilight is for "femm" fags XD

[xcarlosssx]

i would kill myself if i was born with that voice

[jackscs]

it's a fake voice, buddy

[loverlover2]

Amen,brother!

[ChadSpeaks]

Gilbert just earned so much horror fan cred!

[negroallstar]

He always had it.

[Legendaryowl]

XD That is THE SHIT :D

[KommunistBunni]

You are my hero! <3 Everyone knows Twilight is gay. :D

[kazene10]

lol Gilbert Godfriend FTW!!!

[poondoonproductions]

he looks like obama

[cierrablue]

tell me how you stay young? really??

[phantomspellchecker]

He looks soooo old in this interview,

[cjwright79]

He died shortly thereafter.

[phantomspellchecker]

Holy snap! I didn't know he died!

[Lunarvx22]

He didn't die!

[kylecali]

twilight does look gay

[mychemcutie723]

hahahahahahahaha this is hilarious.. trust me, i love twilight so much but this is so funny.

[AshtZnvnim]

Fuck YOU

[MaikoSuzukumi]

LOL YES. Best. Interview. Ever. xD

[Snortemup]

Awesome.Respect .For what made this sorry excuse for a movie, let alone a vampire movie ?.It's like a how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop who fucking cares.

[diehardhawk2]

i like twilight, fuck the sunlight

[manuelo3]

i like sunlight, fuck twilight.

[Deadite32]

Hell yeah! Finally someone I agree with! Lugosi=awesome! Twilight=homos!

[TwistingWays]

YES!!!! Hate twilight SO MUCH!

[kungfulumberjack]

amen brotha. I also hate how twighlight changes the rules of vampirism. "oh we only drink animal blood." Nope sorry it doesn't work that way.

[vfaulkon]

It better not change the rules like that. Excuse me, I must go save the vampire mythos from sparkly veggiesuckers. 'scuse me.

*whoosh*

[rockndude87]

@Deadite32 Bela Lugosi was the BEST Dracula EVER!!! Twilight is so queer and retarded

[sweeney60]

@Deadite32 Amen!

[85JWF]

@Deadite32

I actually have yet to meet a gay guy who even likes Twilight. The fans are all "tween" girls.

[seze70]

Fuck yeah +9000 respect~

[EnsigniaFusion]

Nosferatu!

[batshat1423]

gilbert gottfried = nosferatu? if only if only. . .

also fuck twilight