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  • Haha God couldn't stop us from making Planes

    Epic Fail bet he's hiding behind the clouds now to get away from passing airliners

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  • this story made god look like a idiot...they would have never built a tower high enough to reach the heavens lol

  • @Darkmatter2525

    Great "The Biggest Threat to Any religion is its Own Doctrine"

    thumbs up if u like it

  • that music is the start to 'the cranberries - linger' :)

  • If this story is correct... what do you think YHWH will do if we ever build a space elevator?

  • First lie in this film God never sleeps. God did indeed confuse the language of man, but not for simply building a tower, but for trying to start a new world order, & God says there is nothing new under the sun which is why once again man is beginning a new world order full of sin. Soon Jesus will put a stop to all this & set up His kingdom on earth for all eternity. Praise King Jesus!!!!!

  • @lewiss1100 Just because you cant wait to die and go to "heaven" it doesn't mean us Atheist want to die with you. If you are unhappy with the world you should look at yourself. all that "I praise Allah only" "I praise Yahweh only" "I praise Jesus only" "I praise Buddha" crap is what has the world divided and at war with each other. Each culture believe in their own prophecy books as much as you believe in your own, which is why I believe in none. you should give that some thought.

  • @lewiss1100 Oh my God...do you actually think this goofy ass story is true? You think that if we build a tower high enough we will get to heaven like the bible says? I suspect you are trolling, no one is really that stupid...are they?

  • @funkydanieluk No its not the tower that God punished man for, but its the one world order & man's evil thoughts that God punished man for & confused his language. That's why there are so many languages today. Again, today man is trying to start one world order & come against God, soon the tribulation period will begin & God will once again pour out His wrath on all sinners that refuse to repent.

  • @lewiss1100 Can you tell wat is Wrong about One world Order?????

    comments welcome

  • @hellobal100 That is man trying to be god. Making all the rules giving no one freedom.

    God is in control, not man.

  • @lewiss1100 but in practical world (reality) Man is in control of everything from politics to business (since there is no strong proof for god's existence or his intervention we have assume like this). so we are already (literally always) in a One world order. so i u accept it or not we are in One world order. so i want this One world order should be based on Peace and harmony than oppression and slavery

    comments welcome

  • @hellobal100 There shall never be any real peace until Jesus the Prince of Peace sets up His kingdom here on earth.

    God did give man dominion over the earth. However since Adam disobeyed God in the garden, satan took control over the earth.

    Praise Jesus, Jesus took the keys of death, hell, & the grave back from satan after His crucifixation.

    Now those who are born again once again have dominion over this world & satan. Satan is under our feet!

  • @lewiss1100 you quoted context from bunch of biblical fairy tales, try to make some logical comments plz.

    And i guess once we started luv n respect each other then there will peace automatically.

    Peace is not a supernatural magical thing to do, its plain n simple - Humanly possible

    comments welcome

  • @lewiss1100 The bible doesn't say that, the bible says that god was concerned that if they could build a tower they could do anything.

    Don't make crap up that the bible does not say to try to make it make sense. You are confusing scripture for your own opinion and ideas. You say it means something that is not written in the book.

    Why is God against us being united? Why does us being divided and hating each other make him happy? Why are we still suffering today for what people did back then? FAIL

  • @funkydanieluk The people of that day were all coming together against God. Thinking they could enter heaven by their own works. By building this tower to heaven. It is only through Jesus that we are saved. Not of works least any man should boast. That's why God was angry & confounded their language, that's why we have so many different languages today. More proof God is real!

  • @lewiss1100 God never sleeps? So he didn't rest on the seventh day?

  • @DMZ6KG Rest means He stopped creating for He was finished. God never gets tired nor does He sleep. Just as Jesus on the cross said it is finished. His work for salvation was complete. Now the Holy Spirit is at work drawing people unto salvation, empowering believers, & giving wisdom to those who seek it.

    God is always working on our behalf.

    Praise Jesus forever!

  • Lol, I just realized that man 3,000 years ago wouldn't be able to build a tower that high with wood and bronze, they'd need steel and they still wouldn't get far past 2'000 ft :P. And this implies that heaven is directly above us which, just like the rest of Genesis, is bullshit.

  • @mrquinnie429 Heaven really is in the sky. It's just that words used to have diferent meanings back then like where it says you should kill n stuff, god didn't really mean that.

    But anyways... The point is that nowadays heaven is known as "The Mile High Club" . You can book a flight there for about $1200.

  • @from212 Lol so kill had a diffrent meaning back then? Enlighten me what did the word kill mean in bible times?

  • @mrquinnie429 - I don't know; some of the stuff with Peter Gabriel was kinda cool.

  • hey man who told you that GOD lives in the skY? tell him that he is a stupid embicile and religous person.

  • god loves you so much... he wants you to burn for an eternity if you don't worship him... such a nice guy....

  • @akayourmommasdaddy How could you possibly turn your back on him, right? =P xxD

  • @stuchly1 lol

  • but he loves you!...

  • Watching these early DarkMatter videos is a nice reminder of back when the YT "atheist community" was a hell of a lot more fun.

  • That final is epic!!! jajajaja

  • Skyscrapers are evil!

  • "Oh geeze God, whatever your thinking of doing, just please don't."-Geoffry.

    I love Geoffry!

  • It's amazing how even on videos like this all the details come out when you get yourself a good pair of headphones :)

  • Holy shet!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

  • hahah.. kill 'em all

  • Well... Atleast People Aren't Afraid of Godzilla Anymore

  • yahweh<Failure

  • This shit is funny lmao!! Keep making vids.

  • So the guys who destroyed the twin towers might have been Christians all along...

  • Maybe you have to re think all over about this. You better learn how to be reasonable. Nahh... just you wait. There is someone you didn't know yet. He's going worldwide an he comes with the truth that will bring down your analysis. There's one thing I just want to tell you, mat 24:24. I f you find faults on Catholics and many religions that sprouting in your country, how can you sure they're telling the truth? The use religion for money, they live like rock stars. Wait for Bro. Eli Soriano,

  • @yumenokoyume And your point is? I guess you have a hot line to your invisible buddy, you know, the one who loved to bully sheep herders. What does this have to do with a fail in god logic? You see, if god were omniscient, don't you think he would have seen this even before he created humans and simply have written it off as a BAD IDEA, or maybe he just likes to fuck with us for yucks.

  • @yumenokoyume The god, you follow is a bully, an insecure bully at that and needs to be put away with all the other petty bullies, like Zeus, or Ra or Anu?!?!?

  • Ya see, heaven used to be at an altitude of 1000 feet. After they built that tower, heaven got moved to 78 billion light years away from earth.

  • hahah "kill them all" :30

  • 13 people are theists

  • @SuperNinjasoup I don't know. 13 out of 23,000 seems to good to be true.

  • @housekilla457 i try and hope for the best

  • @TheBibleIsLame You can thank my ex-faith for that one. Muslim apostate here.

  • If god were real, I dont see why he wouldn't need to sleep. I dont see why he wouldn't be like us in many ways. After all, the bible says that god created man in his own image. So if that religion was correct, then why wouldn't he have human-like emotions? If he didnt, that would automatically prove that religion to be wrong, but we're talking about a hypothetical situation where that religion is correct, so .... how can you place these boundaries?

  • I hear the score from Twister here :)

  • hi darkmatter2525, are you from Singapore? Just wondering.

  • this kinda makes more sense than the usual explanation. In that the building of the tower is likened to human arrogance but in the bible there is no evidence for it. The humans just want to build a tower, kinda for fame, and god says that now nothing is impossible for them. Sounds more like someone is scared in my eyes.

  • A god needing sleep? Wow, I still can''t believe people believe these ancient books that make no sense. If a god existed, it would be energy, not something with human emotions hat needs some shut-eye every once in a while. God to us humans was the big-bang, since everything in the universe came from it. But these ridiculous fairy-tales have got to go...

  • Why would God have to sleep?

  • @MSoltan1992 In Islam We Do Not Believe This, Do Your Research.

  • @SOA4ever This is a story from the Bible. DO YOUR RESEARCH!

  • Its funny how this shit was all expicitly explained in the bible.

  • hahahahah i like it

  • "Can u scientifically prove that GOD DOES NOT EXIST ?"

    Can you prove that Harry Potter doesn't exist? we can make up any fictional bullshit, place it far away from us and say hurr you no can disprove, the basis for believing in something cannot be that it cannot be disproved, comprende retard?

    "DO U KNOW ABOUT THE INTELLIGENT DESIGN, u are a BIASED PIG , A ZERO, A NOBUDDY and u r IGNORED ! "

    facts hurt eh? you'l notice i haven't flamed you, just pointed things out, pathetic really. grow up

  • we can see you can't come up with real arguments or facts, so you need to flame people and insult them and talk about killing people who leave islam, why? because the facts ARENT in your favor so you need to resort to violence. all throughout this conversation, you've been retarded. but this takes the cake, dont worry its understandable, you're retarded and brainwashed, so you can't come up with credible arguments hence you need to insult me and talk about killing me lol. typical muslim fundy

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  • @firefly390 ahaha you've removed the comment but it's still in my inbox

    "said it the muslim law that believes in killing mother fuckers like u"

    yup because if i quit your retarded pedo cult i should be killed right? no wonder you retards fly planes into

    buildings

    "FUCK FACE ! I WILL TEAR U R ASS UP ! U MAMAS BOY ! FUCKING CUNT"

    hmm nice, inarticulate and pathetic, see, all i need to do is point out how the world is, and how your religion, is, you have no argument so flame, pathetic really.

  • So let us see retard, you don't understand basic english, you lie about what i've said, you insult Germans, (einstein was german what do you expect) you're retarded enough to think that anyone who leaves your braindead faith is punishable by death, and you call me a pedophile which is funny since muhammad had a 9 year old wife. lol you're in a cult which venerates someone who fucks a 9 year old and you call me a disgrace to humanity? grow up, you're living a disgusting, pointless lie

  • Also, solution to the world problems? are you retarded? it's simply a lack of belief in a god, something doesn't need to solve a problem to be true, I wonder how it feels to believe in a story book that talks about talking snakes, dragons, witches, wizards, magic, written by a bunch of people who thought all living animal species lived within walking distance of Noah's hut. we can also see that you can't address my arguments. very telling.

  • The Tower of Babel story from the Bible is symbolic of something more profound. Do you know what it is? I'll let you ponder it for awhile.

  • @Imakecents The tower of Babel story is not symbolic, it is meant to be taken as absolute truth.

    If you know the original language version you'd know that symbolism was treated differently, with transition words used from fact to symbolism at all times.

    When the book literally says God came down, destroyed the tower, and scrambled their language you can infer the following:

    If there was a tower of babel, the people making it were poisoned while building, if not then it is just another mythic.

  • Ha, I just up this video's like number to 666. That's hilarious!

  • When you can quote yourself at the end of your video, you know you've reached a new level of epicness.

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­CK!

    No intention of spamming.

  • DarkMatter2525 Holy shit... video after video... every one I see I think is the funniest thing ever until I see the next one. Why aren't you writing comedy for a tv series. This should be a fuckin show; right NOW.

  • And then god decided to experiment with airplanes and 9 11 was created

  • if for nothing else, i'm glad i was brought up catholic so i can get jokes like this, and know exactly what it is about christian dogma + doctrine that's so patently HIGH-LARIOUS!

  • Are you sure u r an ATHEIST for the RIGHT REASONS, that is because you love ATHEISM and not because you HATE RELIGION ! It is good to ask questions, be objective, but never loose ur sight of your goal. To bring change for the better and love spreading love and joy where-ever u go. Chan, i would suggest that you study the TEXTS yourself, and then ask some REAL QUESTIONS ! Not the ones that show that your just saw DM videos and made your OPINION about GOD ! Lastly , BIG HUG TO U and DARK MATTER!

  • @firefly390 you're atheist not because you love atheism, but because you act in a logical rational, intelligent manner, you don't ignore the fact that cultures all around the world make up their gods, you don't ignore the fact that religious texts get everything we can wrong, you don't ignore the fact that they recommend and even command a lot of vile crap. you don't try to live by a brain dead story about a guy who kills his own son who's actually him to save mankind.

  • @RhadeConstantine Borinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng­!

  • @firefly390 or maybe you just can't allow facts to penetrate that thick skull of yours? go on, keep blocking out reality in order to allow your little delusions to persist. you need to ignore so much, lol

  • @firefly390 Yes, thats right, ignore facts that poke holes in your delusional beliefs, with your delusion's you'l never be able to face facts, you always need to find some way around them, I can see that you don't have a logical response, so reply with boring. isn't it kind of sad, that you're living your life based on this but when inconsistencies are pointed out with it, you have no response?

  • @RhadeConstantine Still Boringgggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggg

  • @firefly390 Still not able to face faaaaaaacts, seriously, think for a second how does it make you feel that you need to ignore how the world really is, how your religious text really is, what logic and common sense dictate and calling reality boring to believe this crap. lol

  • @RhadeConstantine Borrrrrrrinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg­ggggggggggggggggggg with a Capital B !

  • @firefly390 Thanks for proving my point, I just showed your replies to a friend to prove that idiotic theists just can't face facts, you cannot accept reality as it is lol.

  • @RhadeConstantine Boringgggggggggggg with a BIG G at the end :) U went to friend to analyze a comment on YOU TUBE , that proves that u r suffering from OCD !

  • @firefly390 wow, you can't understand english either? I showed your comment to a friend to prove my point that retarded theists can't face or process facts, they cannot come up with logical responses. btw thanks for helping me, your constant retarded posts really helped drive in the fact that theists can't come up with credible arguments

  • @RhadeConstantine If you BELIEVED in CREDIBLE ARGUMENTS you would not be an ATHEIST lol. Atheism is not a SOLUTION to the problems of the world, It is a BUNCH OF DRUNK DUDES PISSED OFF AT RELIGION !

  • @firefly390 in hindsight do you see how retarded your post is? also a bunch of drunk guys? yup, Charles Pinkerton, Albert Einstein, AND Julia Roberts are all drunk dudes, seriously, grow up. Atheism is really simple to understand even for someone who doesn't understand much, eg you. there's no evidence for a god, and since there are plenty of gods there isn't any evidence for your gods, cultures all around the world make up their own myths and legends, god being one of them, immature child.

  • @RhadeConstantine U r such a LITTLE BITCH !  JULIA ROBERTS is your GODMOTHER for INTELLIGENCE, and u dare call me a RETARD lol, The women who FUC KS random guys on camera for money, i think that is a GLORIFIED WHORE ! How SPIRITUAL OF U , u name a few and refuse the billions, how about NEWTON, he was a christian ? EINSTIEN was a BLOODY GERMAN, what do u expect of him , ANSWER ME THIS, HAVE U READ THE QURAN , u so PASSIONATELY CRITICIZE !

  • @firefly390 einstein was a german SO?wow, calling you retard is not enough to describe how dumb you are biased piece of crap. Charles Pinkerton, another atheist, Stephen Hawkings, another atheist, Richard Dawkins and Carl Sagan atheists, Tell me, did you read the egyptian book of the dead, the book of thoth, and the bible of the flying noodle man god, btw newton was also an alchemist and used to try to turn lead into gold big fail there, retard if you don't worship the noodle god youre gonna die

  • @RhadeConstantine Ok, lets talk, you prescribe to ATHEISM, therefore u deny every other RELIGION based on the concept of GOD, be it CHRISTIANITY, ISLAM, BUDDHISM etc etc, so clearly u have difficulty reading between the LINES ! Any ways, U SIDE STEPPED the question about QURAN, because u r still to read it , right ? If u deny GOD surely u must have done u r research on the MOST FAMOUS RELIGIONS , if not, u need PRACTICE , before u DENY THE ALMIGHTY ! Is that a fair observation or nOT ?

  • @firefly390 you know thats interesting because i was brought up in a Muslim household so your entire retarded argument fails right there. face it, you reject the flying noodle man, and the crawling dog lady, why? why do you refuse to accept the real gods?if you are to deny the flying noodle man surely you're an expert

    Do we have any evidence your god exists, is there any evidence that other gods don't, is there any proof that god created the world? no. face facts kid. you're going to noodle hell

  • @RhadeConstantine Now, you are using insults as EVIDENCE for your CLAIMS for ATHEISM, that just shows , how morally low u as an ATHEIST are ! u r a disgrace to Atheists ! Furthermore , u say u r a muslim, a muslim that leaves ISLAM is punishable by DEATH anyways, so IF ANYONE IS GOING TO HELL , it is U ! My dear MOTHER FUCKER , ASSHOLE, PEDOPHILE , A DISGRACE FOR HUMANITY FRIEND !

  • @firefly390 ahahaha a muslimg leaves Islam is punishable by death? see how retarded you are? I'm not using insults, its a simple fact is there any proof your god exists? is there evidence other gods don't is there any proof god created the world? calling me an asshole and pedophile just proves proves that you're a retarded dumbass who can't come up with credible arguments, also, punishable by death? wow you're such a low life, lol, grow up you stupid piece of shit

  • @firefly390 also dumbass you remember you accused of CRITICIZING the quran, as i pointed out, you lied, I did not mention that book in any way whatsoever, BUT remember, you believe in god, ofcourse you need to lie to support more lies right? your amazing lack of reading comprehension is telling. I don't mention the book you accuse me of criticizing it, when i say i haven't mentioned it you go "ha ha, you haven't read it!" grow up, retard. seriously stop being so stupid

  • also you're going to tartarus for not believing in Zeus, oh and you're going to patala for not praying to vishnu, and thor's maidens won't take you to valhalla, and Anubis's hounds will tear you to shred, because you don't have a copy of the book of the dead and don't sacrifice to him, see that? your retarded religion is just one amongst many, name calling, and talking about killing people who leave your little gay cult just shows how retarded a dumbfuck you really are. pathetic really.

  • @firefly390 oh and thanks for saying Einstein was a german, what else should I expect from him and calling me names, your ignorance and bigotry merely prove my point. also if you can read (doesn't seem likely,) you'd realize I haven't mentioned the quran, let alone criticize it, I've merely criticized your beliefs, maybe you should go to school and learn how to read? would definitely help. Seriously pray to Zeus and thor, it'l help you.

  • @RhadeConstantine The only thing that ATHEISM has got going for it , is that SOME REALLY HOT CHICKS are atheists. FULL STOP !

  • @firefly390 Hey, thanks again. the crap you're posting is really helping me to make points to my theist friends, so now we can clearly see that you don't even understand what atheism is. It's rather simple, it's the lack of belief in a sky daddy, all cultures around the world make up their own myths, why pretend that 99.99% of the gods out there are fake but yours is real? seriously grow up and face facts.

  • @Alice89 chan , has anyone told u , u talk to much :-) If anybody read your ESSAY , they would come to know that u r clearly living in the past, move on, get with the times, if religious people have made mistakes, it is not the religion which is at fault but the people.

    I love dark matter, but you have the same problem that he does, although he is much smarter. TALL CLAIMS, HUGE INSULTS, LITTLE HOMEWORK. As far as GOD GOES, if he is as OBJECTIVE as he think he is, HE JUST MIGHT CHANGE HIS MIND!

  • @firefly390 I know what I have accomplished, and I have enough self-respect as to deem MYSELF as who's done it. If that who you call God would be so good and/or real... I know of one thing that wouldn't have happened in my family and many many more. Rapist priests are a thing of the past? Conversions in remnant native cultures are a thing of the past? I've seen a report of one myself.

    So what if I write long posts? You wouldn't get the point anyway same as with the vids

  • @firefly390 Religion is at fault because it was a person who founded it and then spread it through the use of many, just as fear. Think of the several Ends of the World we've seen. Has anyone you know been lifted to the skies due to the Rapture before you? Have you seen a catastrophic event since the last few days? I'll leave it at that because you don't like to read

  • @Alice89chan lol, your arguments are at best, a little flawed, due to the hate you have in your heart for religion. Please try to be objective, and learn the difference between criticism, and cynicism.

    Now about ur argument. You said RELIGION IS AT FAULT because it was a person who founded it and then spread it through the use of MANY. This is applicable to Atheism as well, a PERSON FOUNDED IT, and then spread it to MANY. Why not hate ATHEISM ? DOUBLE STANDARD ! Next------

  • @firefly390 2nd argument = Think of the several Ends of the World we've seen. Their have been major CATASTROPHES, but no END OF THE WORLD, lol.

    3rd argument, Has anyone been lifted to the skies = Why did you assume, that i believe that lol,. Although compelling argument can be made in favor, this is not the time.

    4th argument = I dont like to read, out of context, i do read a lot, specially, when someone is talking, just to talk, because it is cool to be an ATHEIST !

  • @firefly390 A person founded atheism ?! Well, by the holy crocoduck who might that be ?

  • @firefly390 Atheism was not founded by anyone.

  • The first terrorist?

  • Dark Matter , maybe you are right, maybe their is no God, but why would you insult someone that way ? Its like a one legged man just walked by and you said, fuck off BLOODY CRIPPLE. why cant u be NICE ?

  • @firefly390 I think there is a difference between insult, parody and sattire. It's far easier to make "flame" videos where you just tell everyone to f... off with their ideals. Theism was designed as to explain something humans didn't understand (before the Christian-Catholic God, there were the politheist cultures like the Greeks, the Romans, the Hindi, the Mesopotamians, the Incas, the Mayas and others.

    Church refused any progress at all, and if you investigate particularily the Mayas you'll

  • @firefly390 notice they already knew Earth was round, where the Europeans still saw it flat (this taught by Church) and women were nearly deities (we see silly the way they lived and died and whatnot, but it was their modus vivendi, and they had NO DISEASES AT ALL), where in Europe the genre was humiliated and seen inferior to men. Sexism and other discrimination types emerged with the Church. And whenever someone made a discovery that jeopardized the teachings, came assaults on them

  • @firefly390 In fact, the called "witch hunts" were attacks ("in the name of God" BTW) on people who questioned the ruler, no different than authoritarism or totalitarianism. In that died gypsies, gay people (always abhored by Church) and scientists of the era. Though now they no longer have the authority to kill, they still try to refute whatever attempts to the teachings. Now the Church protects the rapist priests and state that feminism (but not their own "malism") is a society issue

  • a show called supernatural had a line regarding the tower of babel, one of the characters, an angel named castiel was trying confess his problems to a god that had long since gone missing talking about all he had witnessed over the history of man

    it was something along the lines of

    and when the tower fell they screamed divine wrath, but theres only so high you can stack dried manure

  • God had good reasons to stop that tower, he knew we would take over.

  • @HybridD91 Well, he certainly failed at what he was trying to do didn't he? Hence the video title.

  • WE FOUND THE RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!!!! lol

  • he should've do it D.b.z style fucking kamehameha from the heavens to the ground dude

  • gotta love the cranberries!

  • God must've really hated Apollo11.

  • Way to go Jeffery!

  • Lol

  • genesis 11:6 berth of racism

  • Thxs for making these awesome truthful Hilarious Vids XD

  • When Yahweh said "Holy Shit!" I fell down on my desk laughing!

  • Ok, people now I will tell you the truth about the tower of bable: the Human wanted to create a "shem"-fuck it short version: humans were gonna create a starship to get to "heaven"-space "god" an "bad E.T>" stopped them.

  • It would contradict the real facts which even religion cant disprove them,even if possible such a tower to be build either it would collapse due to the incredible pressure or people would sufocate if they would reach the stratosphere.

    Either way it doesnt make sense such a thing to be built at that time.

  • What's wrong at the bottom of this video? YT bug?

  • Crazy..uh.. jewish soundy loop hole..

    hahaha

  • 4:13 God-Zilla! XD

  • LOL Oh man I laughed so hard at the end! It's like, if a mud brick tower scared him, why the hell did he let us build so many skyscrapers!? You'd think he would be mad since we made it to the freaking moon!

  • @DamienZshadow The only thing God is consistent at is being inconsistent. Oh, and excessive punishments for trivial matters, e.g. eating a piece of fruit.

  • @MethanolCH3OH Or not satisfying his ego and praying only to him.

  • 5:47 - 5:57 MOST EPIC FUCK EVER!!

  • @camobeast100

    While your comment was true it was also misleading.

  • The song in the background is amazing!!!! where can i download it?

  • It is an appropriate story, people too often view themselves as a type of god, we get multiple languages; the languages divided and we don't get to build our way into heaven.

  • The "tower of babel" story is actually true but not in the way the bible tells. Its the story of the Ziggurat of Anu (Sumerian god of the heavens- "the tower that reaches the heavens"). There was an agricultural catastrophe (over irrigation caused ground salts to rise to the surface making it impossible to grow food) and the peoples building it stopped and moved away from the land in favor of greener pastures. "Confusing the speech" was the peoples moving to new lands nothing more.

  • @ORACLE063 u got it spot on (Y)

  • Haha

    Humans - 1

    God - 0

    ۝۞۩ Ia Ghoudathulhu Fhtagn! ۩۞۝

  • why do aheists have the tendancy to bash on christianity

  • @MrMeineNamen it's fun, easy, and quite honestly, Christianity is a flawed idea. Way too many plot holes and way too little credibility. It asks us to believe in a ghost, an invisible old man that loves us while simultaniously lighting us on fire, and a cosmic jewish zombie with a vore fetish demanding to be worshiped while we're being punished because two people ate a piece of fruit that God put within their reach.

    ۝۞۩ Ia Ghoudathulhu Fhtagn! ۩۞۝

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  • @MrMeineNamen Because there are some silly modern-day people read silly ancient Middle Eastern fables like the Tower Of Babel, and believe them to be literally true without question.

  • All I can think about watching this is Samuel Jackson saying that just cos' they're gettin into Heaven without God don't make it right to throw the niggas off a mud motherfuckin' tower, fuckin' up the way the niggas talk. That shit ain't right.

  • I wonder if linguistics have to deal with creationists too, in that not all languages just showed up overnight.

  • Tower of Babbling is bullshit. It comes down to how the hell from Adam and Eva (assume to be Jews white) now we got White, African, Asian, Indian ect. people hundreds of different cultures and about 6000+ different languages around the world.

  • God looks like a Kung Fu master

  • Hahaha I LOVE that little ´whoa´ at 1:33....I´ve watched it like 6 times!!!!

  • I thought it was gonna be NASA with a rocket, but skyscrapers work too.

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

  • what a load of crap but pretty funny what was the song used at the end?

  • the tower reminds me of the one from the game 'devil may cry 3'

  • "god wake up i have to show you something!" "what the hell is it now jeffery I told you not to wake me up unless something big comes up" "uhhh yeah" "HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUCK" "so i guess that whole luanguage mix'em up thing didn't work did it?"

  • donst fuckin up the way they talk fuck up free will?

  • whats the song that starts around 2:10

  • It is "Respect the Wind" from the Twister film score. It is on my orchestral version, and I suspect on the more popular (but in my opinion far worse) rock version.

  • @fantheman6969 Van Halens Respect the wind

  • Subbed!!!!

  • I guess this is proof then! God is actually Chuck Norris O_o

  • I can speak three languages. Does that mean I beat God?

    What is the moral of the Tower of Babel story? That God's against human endeavour, peaceful co-operation, global understanding and human ambition and ingenuity?

    That God's plan isn't perfect? That God's not omniscient? If he/it was then he would not had to go down to Earth and deal with the humans. They would've been created with different languages in the first place! In this case, the Bible is the biggest argument against God!

  • @viridismonasteriense The Bible is ALWAYS the best argument against god. :-) There are more inconsistencies in that book than in the stories I used to tell my mom to justify playing nintendo instead of doing homeworks.

  • @MurgitaMiura lol!

  • LOVE THE POWER TOOL SOUNDS, LOL

  • ROTFLMAO

  • Alice in Chains biatch

  • god of love and heals people???, checkout Numbers 5:1.

  • How high do fundagelicals think the tower was? Was it higher than the Empire State? Higher than Burj Dubai? Higher than the /International Space Station/???

  • even in the face of this logic, humorous that is, they still buy this fairy tale as God's perfect word. Fuck.

  • whoever doesnt like this is either incapable of logic, a bot, or has such big problims with there head they don't understand laughter.

  • lol "HOLY SHIT!"

  • @Kargoneth lol i Laughed my @ss off at that part. at 5:46

  • What is the name of the piece playing at 2:50?

    I have been looking for that one for a long time.

  • great quote

  • Where are the islam videos?

  • lol 6 thumbs down