@Psiipa well he said " I before E only after C" on the alphabetical order, excep that E is before I but he only made a joke so he maybe did a mistake.
@meshada He didn't make a mistake because he wasn't doing the alphabetical order. Your first clue should have been "except after C". Obviously both come after C in the alphabet, so the rule isn't alphabetical at all. That saying is taught to us in English class here in the U.S.A. about a GRAMMATICAL rule, not alphabetical. Most words with I and E in them have the I before the E except when after the letter C. Only a few words don't adhere to that rule, such as neighbor and weigh.
ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
You were jerking your head and neck around,like you've got spasms. Caruso never does that, he keeps his head perfectly still.The most movement he does is when he'll calmly look away, to whatever,then deliver the punch line.
Horatio's supposed to be so world-weary and has-seen-it-all,that nothing fazes him anymore,so he says his one-liners in a kind of Buddha-like way.
I'm an actor/ comedian who makes prank phone calls AS CELEBRITIES. I've successfully done calls as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Ice T. I would love to know what you think. Jack Vale and Edbassmaster liked my stuff. I hope you will too. Not asking for a hand out, just an opinion on what you think. Keep up the great work!!!
I expected a porno once again the Internet fails me.
6yu4 18 hours ago
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"Sir, the victim was found with traces of semen in her eyes."
"Looks like she..." *Puts on sunglasses* "Saw it cumming."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
darliiingz03 3 days ago
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"Sir,Senator Palpatine has killed Mace Windu..."
"Looks like Mace..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Got thrown out the Windu..."
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
AydenMize 3 days ago
Why.the fuck is this so funney lol
iknowjack316 4 days ago 2
1:23-1:25- I swear to God I died laughing and had an out-of-body experience.
Jibrilliant1 6 days ago 2
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"H, the Michael Jackson fan was found dead in his dressing room."
"Well, I guess..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"He didn't see the man in the mirror."
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Lexinho90 6 days ago
I didn't get the english teacher one
safwat1990 1 week ago
Sir we found Bruce Willis dead with a bottle of Viagra
Looks like he...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Died Hard...
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
StoiljkoBrateeeeee 1 week ago 12
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"Sir, It's a burning sunny day outside"
"Well it looks like I have to..."
-Puts on Sunglasses-
"Put on Sunglasses."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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"This kid was stabbed while caught trying to steal this halo game"
"Well I guess it was...."
*puts on sunglasses*
"out of his reach"
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Jeffydahlby 1 week ago
"Sir, we found Rupert Murdoch dead on the floor with a telephone in his hand."
"Well it looks like he had..."
-Puts on sunglasses-
"a reality call"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
--Stop SOPA--
Sanders57 1 week ago 5
thanks for making my childhood awesome jim carey
^^
10Dante4 1 week ago
Jim Carrey is an actor who can entertain us without being in a movie. Think about it!
TheHeartBurns 1 week ago
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Police: Sir, we found the dead body under his bed.
Horatio: Then our killer is...
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Horatio: I haven't said the name yet.
The Who: Sorry.
lbsacris 1 week ago
I'm not english.
I understand for the second "I'll be for "e"...except have to "c" "... I don't get it. What did he say ? I don't get the joke.
Then, for the last one I cannot understand the words he uses.
He says "I did, I did, I did ....(then ??)"
Thank you guys !
Psiipa 1 week ago
@Psiipa he was taking after tweety bird. "I did, i did, i did tee a putty tat" --> see a pussy cat
njokuman 1 week ago
@Psiipa well he said " I before E only after C" on the alphabetical order, excep that E is before I but he only made a joke so he maybe did a mistake.
meshada 1 week ago
@meshada He didn't make a mistake because he wasn't doing the alphabetical order. Your first clue should have been "except after C". Obviously both come after C in the alphabet, so the rule isn't alphabetical at all. That saying is taught to us in English class here in the U.S.A. about a GRAMMATICAL rule, not alphabetical. Most words with I and E in them have the I before the E except when after the letter C. Only a few words don't adhere to that rule, such as neighbor and weigh.
TheSmoonge 6 days ago
@TheSmoonge My bad, I'm brittish so I messed up (don't tell anyone :P ) ^_^
meshada 6 days ago
@mclovinnator
So lol
King1Alpha 1 week ago
@ENTERRAPTURE20 Fuck off
mickyjoe97 1 week ago
Did Jim Carrey start this meme??
ItheSwick 1 week ago
@ItheSwick I know right? But this was years ago... epic internet meme lag.
ReikoNemo 6 days ago
"Sir. your house is burning!"
-"oh, yeah..."
*puts on sunglasses*
-"Shit's on fire yo"
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!
aldebarankanon 1 week ago
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"Honey, I think I'm pregnant."
"Well, I can assure you that I..."
-Puts on Sunglasses-
"ain't your baby's daddy."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
aldebarankanon 1 week ago
Dad I'm gay
Well that's okay
Puts on sunglasses
You were adopted anyway
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
McLovinNator 1 week ago 10
"Sir, the victim had a NYPD ID and a shattered kneecap with a bullet entry wound"
"Well, this man was a police officer...."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Then he took a bullet to the knee"
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
Randomkloud 1 week ago
Sir, my shit just came alive and attacked me"
"Well it looks like...."
Puts on sunglasses
"....Shit just got real"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AzeOfDahDeck 1 week ago 10
WTF TITLE
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
extreme5050 2 weeks ago
OMG ... the comments are H I L A R I O U S !!
Stivsh 2 weeks ago 6
true story
DontYouDareSpawnKill 2 weeks ago
Bahahahahahahaha
MayaSeny 2 weeks ago
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ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.
ENTERRAPTURE20 2 weeks ago
Soo much win!
ItsMeDauntless 2 weeks ago
"Sir, Jim Carrey has been seen going through a mall with a chainsaw.."
"Well it looks like he got.."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Carreyd away."
YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wxue89 2 weeks ago
"Sir,Rihanna was found dead on an island!"
"Well,she must have needed..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"An SOS"
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
AydenMize 2 weeks ago 2
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Horatio, judging by the mess on the ceiling the chimp tried to throw feces at its kidnapper..
Horatio:It looks like....
*puts on glasses*
Shit just hit the fan.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
dominiblack1211 2 weeks ago
''Sir, Our president got shot and died''
''Well it looks like our president''
*puts on sunglasses*
''is black''
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sonny0612 2 weeks ago
Sir, it looks like Jay z died smiling
Well i guess....
*Puts on sunglasses*
He had his moment of clarity
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
MarcoisX 2 weeks ago
Sir, we found michael jackson, it seems he was beaten to death. The murder weapon seems to have lotion on it.
Well, it looks like he was hit by....
*Puts on sunglasses*
A smooth criminal.
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Outclassed 2 weeks ago 11
Sir, we found a lead guitarist shot dead in an alley, looks like he fought back.
Well I guess you can say...
*puts on sun glasses*
...he was shot down in a blaze of glory
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Demon6303 2 weeks ago
I do all the fucking, I never get fucked!
Fanik10 2 weeks ago
Sir we found Rebecca Black's body boiling in oil
Looks like...
*Puts on sunglasses*
It's fryday.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
whatsthisfaggoty 2 weeks ago 159
Sir we found Mike from Jersey shore dead
Look's like we...
*puts on sunglasses*
Got a Situation
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
H0lySh1tH4x 2 weeks ago 2
"Sir, we found Ryan Dunn dead in his car after it exploded on the highway."
"Well, it looks like he was..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Well Dunn."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Varentstov 2 weeks ago
"Sir, Jim Carrey was imitating you on David Letterman last night."
"Well it looks like he..."
-Puts on Sunglasses-
"Got Carreyed away."
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
EducateTroll 2 weeks ago 204
@EducateTroll HAHAHA that was awesome!
jomastretch 1 week ago
@EducateTroll that was the best thing ever.
jealuffaguS 2 days ago
@jealuffaguS lol thanks
EducateTroll 21 hours ago
Police Officer: Sir, do you have anymore punchlines to post on Youtube? "
Horatio: "Well, I used to have lots....
*Puts on Sunglasses*
Until I took an arrow to the knee......
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
briansan100 2 weeks ago
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briansan100 2 weeks ago
Jim Carrey reminds me of shawn micheals here
SIurm 2 weeks ago 2
0:59 Looks like T.K. from Driver Parallel Lines XD
Gabriel87100 2 weeks ago
I remember this.
Nice try,Jim,but it wasn't even close.
You were jerking your head and neck around,like you've got spasms. Caruso never does that, he keeps his head perfectly still.The most movement he does is when he'll calmly look away, to whatever,then deliver the punch line.
Horatio's supposed to be so world-weary and has-seen-it-all,that nothing fazes him anymore,so he says his one-liners in a kind of Buddha-like way.
Substantive64 2 weeks ago
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"sir this women died in her coco pops this morning"
"so we are looking for..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"a cereal killer"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ChocoMocoDiva 2 weeks ago
"sir we found a dead slug covered in salt'
"looks like he"
*puts on shades"
"got asSALTed'
YEEEEAAAAAH
l85a1user 2 weeks ago
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Watch the amazing new episode of CSI: Bateman on youtube:
/watch?v=o7Hmsw1ec6I
mmoussa94 3 weeks ago
That leterman guy such a fake bastard,even his lough is fake.
bumhunterr 3 weeks ago 4
They teach you I before e except after c
Then teach you sCIEnce
FellDarkpaw 3 weeks ago
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"Sir, Justin Bieber was killed right before his show.."
"Well, looks like the killer..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"..was just in time".
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!
Sunmayful 3 weeks ago
1:10 He Used To be a English teacher... then he took an arrow to the knee!
Sunmayful 3 weeks ago
@Sunmayful no, just no.
Devilsnightforlife 2 weeks ago
"Looks like the murdered female is from some band called La Roux"
"Well, I guess the murderer went.."
*Puts sunglasses on*
"In for the Kill"
20YearsAndAWakeup 3 weeks ago 4
@20YearsAndAWakeup YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
HarrisonA81 3 weeks ago
World's Best Comedian Alive!
Draxis32 3 weeks ago
@Draxis32 Bestest living comedian alive
debunker1905 2 weeks ago
"Horatio, we found a brutally bashed peanut int the park"
Well, I guess you could say....
*Puts on Sunglasses*
He was assaulted
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
o0oSolidSnakeo0o 3 weeks ago
"Sir, we found Charlie Harper cut in half"
Well i guess we've...
*Puts on sunglases*
Found a half men
YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
basslovak 3 weeks ago 2
"Sir, Your toilet is over flooding..."
"Well it looks like that toilet"
*Puts on Sunglasses
"Is Tired Of Taking My Shit"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AlboGreedz 3 weeks ago 5
"I DID, I DID...I DID TEE A PUDDY-TAAT" (yeah!!)
Jgeneraledger23 3 weeks ago
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"Looks like i..."
*drops glasses*
"broke my glasses."
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lames621 3 weeks ago
Investigator : "Sir, it seems that the victim were murdered while he was sleeping"
Caruso : "Well, it seems that..."
*Put on sunglasses*
"He was dead tired"
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
USArmySupremeGeneral 3 weeks ago
Sir, we found Justin Beiber dead in his house
Well I guess the killer...
:puts on shades:
...was just in time
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MuggerFugger665 3 weeks ago 6
9GAG brought you here as well?
NIGGUHNIGGUH123 3 weeks ago 4
"Sir, we just found a DeLorean."
"Well, I guess we..."
*Puts sunglasses on*
"...don't need roads."
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
thedoctorand 3 weeks ago
i haven't watched CSI Miami in years so I have to go back and watch Horatio just to see how spot on this is.
searchanddiscover 4 weeks ago 2
''Sir, She was found dead with semen in her ear.''
''Well, I guess she ...
*shades*
... Heard it coming.''
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH
gallys1007 4 weeks ago 17
Sir, why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"?
Because black people...
*puts on sunglasses*
Have no rights.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrPanda7426 4 weeks ago
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"Sir, we found a famous adventurer with his legs cut off."
“Well I guess he….”
*Shades*
“...took more than an arrow in the knee.”
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH
klemen247 1 month ago
“Horatio, Yogi Bear died inside the volcano.”
“Well then, I guess he….”
*puts on shades*
“Just got Fired.”
YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
80sHitz 1 month ago
@80sHitz No. Just no.
deutschland08fn 1 month ago
@80sHitz lol wtf?
MrAmjadTk 4 weeks ago
"Sir, we found a mid 20's blonde woman dead in her living room"
"Well she'd still be alive if she...."
*shades*
"would have stayed in the kitchen"
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
rarshibond 1 month ago 15
"Sir, the woman was raped and her body was thrown inside a washing machine"
"Well it appears our victim..."
*Shades*
"Missed a Load"
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
jneezy86 1 month ago
"Sir, the victim has burns all over her left side of the body"
"Well I guess the victim, then...."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...is all right"
YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
malinaomonkey 1 month ago
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"Sir, the victim was found flattened on the sidewalk, it seems likely he was pushed off the building."
"Well, like they always say..."
*Puts on shades*
"...gravity is a bitch"
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
alienkilla22 1 month ago
"Sir, we have ran through some intelligence file of the victim, and many report have come up of revenge iccidents"
"Well..."
*Puts on shades*
"Payback is a Bitch"
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
alienkilla22 1 month ago
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alienkilla22 1 month ago
"Sir, the victim died while was eating at McDonald's."
"I guess he didn't have .."
*shades*
"... a Happy Meal"
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
clarkman2126 1 month ago 9
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Sir, they just announced that the leader of north korea died of a heart attack.
I guess Kim Jong...
*sunglasses*
...was ill.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Qwertyz44000 1 month ago
"the victim was found with a dildo up her ass and semen on her eyes"
'well i guess she.....'
*puts on shades*
'didn't see that cumming'
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tdogg4575 1 month ago 8
i wonder if jim realized he created a phenomenon with this.
tdogg4575 1 month ago
Be cool and kind of like a dick, be like David Caruso in Jade.
tubenachos 1 month ago
This is dead on!
shane8109 1 month ago
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Sir, we found that he died while watching a gay porn movie.
Then i guess he's...
*puts on sunglasses*
still not gay as twilight.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
kentemard 1 month ago
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kentemard 1 month ago
Sir, the man died in his sleep
Then I guess we found him
"puts on sunglasses"
On his deathbed
YEAH!!
tencents6 1 month ago
Lol wat u no bout ed bassmaster son?
edannn1 1 month ago
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JoeGaudet 1 month ago
why are all the birds dead?
well i guess my ass
*puts on sunglasses*
smells worse than i thought
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
dedobop 1 month ago
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"I used to be a CSI"
"But then..."
*Puts on sunglasses"
"I took an arrow to the knee."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
xN1kosGRx 1 month ago
Top comments r hilarious :D
EShAn309 1 month ago
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I remember when Jim Carey was funny....
*puts on sunglasses*
......in the 90s.
Inspire6 1 month ago
Sir, we found a victim with his penis in a peanut jar
Well I guess he...
*Puts on Shades*
...was fucking nuts
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
klemen247 1 month ago 137
@klemen247 I have seen this before but I don't remeber where
Alexanderthegreat119 3 weeks ago
"Sir, Bruce Willis was found dead with some viagra..."
"Well it looks like our victum..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Died Hard."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
martkeu110 1 month ago 255
@martkeu110 From 9GAG?
AlloZ028 3 weeks ago
@martkeu110 9gag
Pogrebnik01 2 weeks ago
David Caruso watched this and though it was great.
MacGyver920 1 month ago
This is why you just gotta love Jim Carrey and all his movies. I wish I could tell you I have posters of him all over my room, but I don't.... yet...
FrostbiteCinemaYT 1 month ago
Isaac Newton: I've invented Calculus!
Gottfried Leibniz: I've invented Calculus
Newton: Really? Sounds a bit...
*sunglasses*
Derivative
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gossamer999 1 month ago 8
Jeez, Jim, don't get...
*glasses*
Carreyed away.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
ginganinja714 1 month ago 5
LOL the video and comments are cracking me up xD
gerychiakezumi 1 month ago
At the scene of Robert Pattinsons death...
"Sir, It looks like the victim was burnt by sunlight ... "
"Well, looks like Rob here ..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"....saw the light."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
nebblu 1 month ago
"Sir, the victim was found dead, he even killed her pet cat and ate some of that dead cat"
"Well looks like he..."
*puts sunglasses on*
"...ate some pussy"
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH !!!
MrSUFFOK8 1 month ago 3
@MrSUFFOK8 boo!
trigg3r305 1 month ago
Cut your hair.
sasquatch268 1 month ago
"Sir, your shades were found broken on your desk."
"Well it looks like I've..."
*puts on new shades*
"...got myself a fresh pair."
YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AngryPotato2010 1 month ago 13
@AngryPotato2010 hahahahah nice one!!
trigg3r305 1 month ago
I want youre sword!!! XD
Makoto1998 1 month ago
....
*puts on sunglasses*
penis
YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
JRX360JRX 2 months ago 6
"Sir, the victim was found with a large amount of semen in her right eye."
"Well it looks like..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"She saw it cumming."
YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH
TrollPhilosopher 2 months ago 25
@TrollPhilosopher LMFAO!!!!! That sir is.....FUCKING WINNING!!!
toomanyminges 2 months ago
@TrollPhilosopher how bout this :P
Sir, the girl was found with a large dose of Semen in her mouth.
Well sometimes the truth....
* Puts on Sunglasses *
Is hard to swallow.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH
TheMrUsername10 2 months ago 16
@TrollPhilosopher this is the best one!
MrBoscarin 2 months ago
"'sir , the victim was found in a fridge
"well i guess this...
*puts on sunglasses*
"...is a cold case"
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!
maxx0wnd 2 months ago 10
my cat...
my cat....
is very angry....
YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
1991tf2 2 months ago
HAHAHAHHA XD
McFarttron 2 months ago
People, this is getting really lame.
ImHotForTheMostPart 2 months ago
"Sir selena gomez was killed but then bieber found someone new"
"Well looks like he's..."
"..one less lonely girl".
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
ExtremeEnigma28 2 months ago 4
heeelll yeaaaaah hahahahaahhaah
fireworkgirl100 2 months ago
you posted this on my b-day!
Ilidan414 2 months ago
@Ilidan414 you shouldnt be using a computer on youre own if your only 4 years old
LSMFTbitch 2 months ago
@LSMFTbitch lol .no i meant just the day 20th of february hehe
Ilidan414 2 months ago
@Ilidan414 iam kinda relieved right now XD
LSMFTbitch 2 months ago
" sir, santa was killed and they found sperm in his sleigh"
" well i guess santa was"
*puts on glasses*
" cumming to town"
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
skoomataker 2 months ago 7
" Sir, a women was killed at McDonalds "
" Well i guess.."
* Puts on sunglasses *
" She didnt have a happy meal. "
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
myfamilycomesfirst1 2 months ago 9
Funny as. If I'm ever feeling down, I try to remember to watch an excerpt of Jim Carey.
ShelleyNicholasMusic 2 months ago
"Sir, it appears tom cruise was severely beaten before his death."
"Well, i guess he was just cruisin..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"for a bruisin"
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
sk84trapdoor 2 months ago 5
"A famous tattoo artist has been killed, because she eye-witnessed the killers previous crime."
"Well, you know what they say..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...curiosity killed the Kat."
YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH !!!!
momchilaus 2 months ago
"Sir, the killer strangled his victims while he was listening to baroque music."
"Well, looks like that was..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...more than he could Handel."
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!
momchilaus 2 months ago 2
``A Wall Street businessman had needed to use the restroom.''
``Did he get to use the restroom?''
``No they were...''
*puts on glasses*
``Occupied.''
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Retrofanatic10 2 months ago 3
"Sir Elton John was sniped at this exact spot at exactly 6:00 PM"
"Well, I guess he..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"went straight to the point"
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
sadguyfoundout11 2 months ago 2
"the killer has been found with sperm in her ear"
"well, looks like"
*puts on sunglasses-
"...she heard him cumming"
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
darn1506 2 months ago 17
not only can he impersonate voices, he can impersonate facial expressions. that shit is crazy
bigddagenius 2 months ago
"Jim, you're taking this too far."
"Sorry, I guess I just got.."
*shades*
"...Carrey'd away."
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Theriot6592 2 months ago 150
"Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger was found dead"
"Well it lookd like the Governator..."
*puts on shades*
"... has been terminated".
YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
IBringIt666 2 months ago 14
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" Sir, a women was found murded at mcdonalds... "
" Well it seems like... "
" Puts on sunglasses "
" She didnt have a happy meal "
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
devilledevil98 2 months ago
Sir it seems like your Xbox Live Account have been blocked.
Well it seems like,
*Puts on Shades*
They didn't wanna play.
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JizzMilk 2 months ago
''Sir, a man was beaten to death with a joystick''
''Well, it looks like..''
*puts on sunglasses*
''..Someone wanted to play a game''
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
BrainNerd1 2 months ago 2
Sir, You did everything to get thumbs up on your comment..
"well, looks like I am..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"a thumbs up Whore..."
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
AwakeningThePhoenix 2 months ago 7
sir while the judge was delivering the sentence the criminal jumped out at him with a shank and cut off his testicles.. and now we cant find them
sounds to me like
-puts sunglasses on-
the ball is in his court
YYYYEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
priyochatterjee1 2 months ago 6
Sir the victom's phone was deep in his anus he barley survived
'Well.. It looks like
-puts sunglasses on-
"He had a close call
YYYYEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
izzieking90 2 months ago 6
@izzieking90 ??????
49fortyniners 2 months ago
can't see red in like & dislike bar :)
rapermann 2 months ago
"dead prostitute, sir"
"you know what they say about blind prostitutes..."
*sunglasses*
"...you really have to hand it to them"
YYYEEEE-
"She wasn't blind though, sir"
"can't I just tell a joke sometimes?
terepotere 2 months ago
"apparently 6 was afraid of 7, sir"
"cause 7..."
*sunglasses*
"ate 9"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
terepotere 2 months ago 8
"the chicken died while trying to cross the road, sir"
"to get to..."
*sunglasses*
"...the other side"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
terepotere 2 months ago
"Sir, it looks like the obese man was running to the paint store when he got killed!"¨
"Well I guess..."
Puts on sunglasses
"... he didn't get any thinner."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
fizzlebug 2 months ago 16
Horatio vs Chuck norris = EPIC
ChorizoCriolloPS3 2 months ago
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MrGokufan1998 2 months ago
Well I guess Jim...
(sunglasses)
... "carried" that scene quite well!
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH
0kamisama 2 months ago 248
This has been flagged as spam show
A man was found dead with his dick in a jar of peanut butter.
Looks like you can say he was...
*puts on sunglasses*
..fucking nuts
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
damon323 2 months ago
"Sir, Justin Bieber was killed right before his show.."
"Well, looks like the killer..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"..was justin time".
YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!
malicecreep 2 months ago 326
@malicecreep u sir get a thumbs down
HotPocketsBoy 2 months ago
@HotPocketsBoy Oh c'mon, that was my first Bieber joke i've ever written on youtube!
malicecreep 2 months ago 3
@malicecreep Lol
HotPocketsBoy 2 months ago
@malicecreep Epic!!
03Wale 2 months ago
@malicecreep LOL! I normally hate Bieber haters for hating him for no reasons, but at least that shit was funny :P
VaguelyErected 1 month ago
Does Jim Carrey kinda look like Ozzy Osbourne?
tlswhdgjs 2 months ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
"It appears that I..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"have the top comment"
YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
jlrhind94 2 months ago
I think I love the one's everyone is making up better than the one's from the show. Good work youtubers.
petree81 2 months ago