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  • I expected a porno once again the Internet fails me.

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  • Why.the fuck is this so funney lol

  • 1:23-1:25- I swear to God I died laughing and had an out-of-body experience.

  • I didn't get the english teacher one

  • Sir we found Bruce Willis dead with a bottle of Viagra

    Looks like he...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Died Hard...

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!

  • "Sir, we found Rupert Murdoch dead on the floor with a telephone in his hand."

    "Well it looks like he had..."

    -Puts on sunglasses-

    "a reality call"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHH

    --Stop SOPA--

  • thanks for making my childhood awesome jim carey

    ^^

  • Jim Carrey is an actor who can entertain us without being in a movie. Think about it!

  • I'm not english.

    I understand for the second "I'll be for "e"...except have to "c" "... I don't get it. What did he say ? I don't get the joke.

    Then, for the last one I cannot understand the words he uses.

    He says "I did, I did, I did ....(then ??)"

    Thank you guys !

  • @Psiipa he was taking after tweety bird. "I did, i did, i did tee a putty tat" --> see a pussy cat

  • @Psiipa well he said " I before E only after C" on the alphabetical order, excep that E is before I but he only made a joke so he maybe did a mistake.

  • @meshada He didn't make a mistake because he wasn't doing the alphabetical order. Your first clue should have been "except after C". Obviously both come after C in the alphabet, so the rule isn't alphabetical at all. That saying is taught to us in English class here in the U.S.A. about a GRAMMATICAL rule, not alphabetical. Most words with I and E in them have the I before the E except when after the letter C. Only a few words don't adhere to that rule, such as neighbor and weigh.

  • @TheSmoonge My bad, I'm brittish so I messed up (don't tell anyone :P ) ^_^

  • @mclovinnator

    So lol

  • @ENTERRAPTURE20 Fuck off

  • Did Jim Carrey start this meme??

  • @ItheSwick I know right? But this was years ago... epic internet meme lag.

  • "Sir. your house is burning!"

    -"oh, yeah..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    -"Shit's on fire yo"

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

  • Dad I'm gay

    Well that's okay

    Puts on sunglasses

    You were adopted anyway

    YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • "Sir, the victim had a NYPD ID and a shattered kneecap with a bullet entry wound"

    "Well, this man was a police officer...."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Then he took a bullet to the knee"

    YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

  • Sir, my shit just came alive and attacked me"

    "Well it looks like...."

    Puts on sunglasses

    "....Shit just got real"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • WTF TITLE

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!

  • OMG ... the comments are H I L A R I O U S !!

  • true story

  • Bahahahahahahaha

    

  • Soo much win!

  • "Sir, Jim Carrey has been seen going through a mall with a chainsaw.."

    "Well it looks like he got.."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Carreyd away."

    YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir,Rihanna was found dead on an island!"

    "Well,she must have needed..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "An SOS"

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • ''Sir, Our president got shot and died''

    ''Well it looks like our president''

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ''is black''

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Sir, it looks like Jay z died smiling

    Well i guess....

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    He had his moment of clarity

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • Sir, we found michael jackson, it seems he was beaten to death. The murder weapon seems to have lotion on it.

    Well, it looks like he was hit by....

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    A smooth criminal.

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  • Sir, we found a lead guitarist shot dead in an alley, looks like he fought back.

    Well I guess you can say...

    *puts on sun glasses*

    ...he was shot down in a blaze of glory

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

  • I do all the fucking, I never get fucked!

  • Sir we found Rebecca Black's body boiling in oil

    Looks like...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    It's fryday.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Sir we found Mike from Jersey shore dead

    Look's like we...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Got a Situation

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • "Sir, we found Ryan Dunn dead in his car after it exploded on the highway."

    "Well, it looks like he was..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Well Dunn."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAH

  • "Sir, Jim Carrey was imitating you on David Letterman last night."

    "Well it looks like he..."

    -Puts on Sunglasses-

    "Got Carreyed away."

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @EducateTroll HAHAHA that was awesome!

  • @EducateTroll that was the best thing ever.

  • @jealuffaguS lol thanks

  • Police Officer: Sir, do you have anymore punchlines to post on Youtube? "

    Horatio: "Well, I used to have lots....

    *Puts on Sunglasses*

    Until I took an arrow to the knee......

    YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­­!!!!!!

  • Jim Carrey reminds me of shawn micheals here

  • 0:59 Looks like T.K. from Driver Parallel Lines XD

  • I remember this.

    Nice try,Jim,but it wasn't even close.

    You were jerking your head and neck around,like you've got spasms. Caruso never does that, he keeps his head perfectly still.The most movement he does is when he'll calmly look away, to whatever,then deliver the punch line.

    Horatio's supposed to be so world-weary and has-seen-it-all,that nothing fazes him anymore,so he says his one-liners in a kind of Buddha-like way.

  • "sir we found a dead slug covered in salt'

    "looks like he"

    *puts on shades"

    "got asSALTed'

    YEEEEAAAAAH

  • That leterman guy such a fake bastard,even his lough is fake.

  • They teach you I before e except after c

    Then teach you sCIEnce

  • 1:10 He Used To be a English teacher... then he took an arrow to the knee!

  • @Sunmayful no, just no.

  • "Looks like the murdered female is from some band called La Roux"

    "Well, I guess the murderer went.."

    *Puts sunglasses on*

    "In for the Kill"

  • @20YearsAndAWakeup YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!

  • World's Best Comedian Alive!

  • @Draxis32 Bestest living comedian alive

  • "Horatio, we found a brutally bashed peanut int the park"

    Well, I guess you could say....

    *Puts on Sunglasses*

    He was assaulted

    YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!

  • "Sir, we found Charlie Harper cut in half"

    Well i guess we've...

    *Puts on sunglases*

    Found a half men

    YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir, Your toilet is over flooding..."

    "Well it looks like that toilet"

    *Puts on Sunglasses

    "Is Tired Of Taking My Shit"

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "I DID, I DID...I DID TEE A PUDDY-TAAT" (yeah!!)

  • Investigator : "Sir, it seems that the victim were murdered while he was sleeping"

    Caruso : "Well, it seems that..."

    *Put on sunglasses*

    "He was dead tired"

    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHH!!

  • Sir, we found Justin Beiber dead in his house

    Well I guess the killer...

    :puts on shades:

    ...was just in time

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

  • 9GAG brought you here as well?

  • "Sir, we just found a DeLorean."

    "Well, I guess we..."

    *Puts sunglasses on*

    "...don't need roads."

    YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • i haven't watched CSI Miami in years so I have to go back and watch Horatio just to see how spot on this is.

  • ''Sir, She was found dead with semen in her ear.''

    ''Well, I guess she ...

    *shades*

    ... Heard it coming.''

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • Sir, why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left"?

    Because black people...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Have no rights.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • “Horatio, Yogi Bear died inside the volcano.”

    “Well then, I guess he….”

    *puts on shades*

    “Just got Fired.”

    YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!

  • @80sHitz No. Just no.

  • @80sHitz lol wtf?

  • "Sir, we found a mid 20's blonde woman dead in her living room"

    "Well she'd still be alive if she...."

    *shades*

    "would have stayed in the kitchen"

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

    

  • "Sir, the woman was raped and her body was thrown inside a washing machine"

    "Well it appears our victim..."

    *Shades*

    "Missed a Load"

    YYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

  • "Sir, the victim has burns all over her left side of the body"

    "Well I guess the victim, then...."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...is all right"

    YEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir, we have ran through some intelligence file of the victim, and many report have come up of revenge iccidents"

    "Well..."

    *Puts on shades*

    "Payback is a Bitch"

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

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  • "Sir, the victim died while was eating at McDonald's."

    "I guess he didn't have .."

    *shades*

    "... a Happy Meal"

    YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

  • "the victim was found with a dildo up her ass and semen on her eyes"

    'well i guess she.....'

    *puts on shades*

    'didn't see that cumming'

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • i wonder if jim realized he created a phenomenon with this.

  • Be cool and kind of like a dick, be like David Caruso in Jade.

  • This is dead on!

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  • Sir, the man died in his sleep

    Then I guess we found him

    "puts on sunglasses"

    On his deathbed

    YEAH!!

  • Lol wat u no bout ed bassmaster son?

  • why are all the birds dead?

    well i guess my ass

    *puts on sunglasses*

    smells worse than i thought

    yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahhhhhhhh

  • Top comments r hilarious :D

  • Sir, we found a victim with his penis in a peanut jar

    Well I guess he...

    *Puts on Shades*

    ...was fucking nuts

    YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • @klemen247 I have seen this before but I don't remeber where

  • "Sir, Bruce Willis was found dead with some viagra..."

    "Well it looks like our victum..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Died Hard."

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

  • @martkeu110 From 9GAG?

  • @martkeu110 9gag

  • David Caruso watched this and though it was great.

  • This is why you just gotta love Jim Carrey and all his movies. I wish I could tell you I have posters of him all over my room, but I don't.... yet...

  • Isaac Newton: I've invented Calculus!

    Gottfried Leibniz: I've invented Calculus

    Newton: Really? Sounds a bit...

    *sunglasses*

    Derivative

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Jeez, Jim, don't get...

    *glasses*

    Carreyed away.

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!

  • LOL the video and comments are cracking me up xD

  • At the scene of Robert Pattinsons death...

    "Sir, It looks like the victim was burnt by sunlight ... "

    "Well, looks like Rob here ..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "....saw the light."

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • "Sir, the victim was found dead, he even killed her pet cat and ate some of that dead cat"

    "Well looks like he..."

    *puts sunglasses on*

    "...ate some pussy"

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH !!!

  • @MrSUFFOK8 boo!

  • Cut your hair.

  • "Sir, your shades were found broken on your desk."

    "Well it looks like I've..."

    *puts on new shades*

    "...got myself a fresh pair."

    YYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHH

  • @AngryPotato2010 hahahahah nice one!!

  • I want youre sword!!! XD

  • ....

    *puts on sunglasses*

    penis

    YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!

  • "Sir, the victim was found with a large amount of semen in her right eye."

    "Well it looks like..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "She saw it cumming."

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH

  • @TrollPhilosopher LMFAO!!!!! That sir is.....FUCKING WINNING!!!

  • @TrollPhilosopher how bout this :P

    Sir, the girl was found with a large dose of Semen in her mouth.

    Well sometimes the truth....

    * Puts on Sunglasses *

    Is hard to swallow.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH

  • @TrollPhilosopher this is the best one!

    

  • "'sir , the victim was found in a fridge

    "well i guess this...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...is a cold case"

    YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!

  • my cat...

    my cat....

    is very angry....

    YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHHA XD

  • People, this is getting really lame.

  • "Sir selena gomez was killed but then bieber found someone new"

    "Well looks like he's..."

    "..one less lonely girl".

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  • heeelll yeaaaaah hahahahaahhaah

  • you posted this on my b-day!

  • @Ilidan414 you shouldnt be using a computer on youre own if your only 4 years old

  • @LSMFTbitch lol .no i meant just the day 20th of february hehe

  • @Ilidan414 iam kinda relieved right now XD

  • " sir, santa was killed and they found sperm in his sleigh"

    " well i guess santa was"

    *puts on glasses*

    " cumming to town"

    YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • " Sir, a women was killed at McDonalds "

    " Well i guess.."

    * Puts on sunglasses *

    " She didnt have a happy meal. "

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!

  • Funny as. If I'm ever feeling down, I try to remember to watch an excerpt of Jim Carey.

  • "Sir, it appears tom cruise was severely beaten before his death."

    "Well, i guess he was just cruisin..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "for a bruisin"

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • "A famous tattoo artist has been killed, because she eye-witnessed the killers previous crime."

    "Well, you know what they say..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...curiosity killed the Kat."

    YYEEEEEAAAAAHHH !!!!

  • "Sir, the killer strangled his victims while he was listening to baroque music."

    "Well, looks like that was..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...more than he could Handel."

    YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!

  • ``A Wall Street businessman had needed to use the restroom.''

    ``Did he get to use the restroom?''

    ``No they were...''

    *puts on glasses*

    ``Occupied.''

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • "Sir Elton John was sniped at this exact spot at exactly 6:00 PM"

    "Well, I guess he..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "went straight to the point"

    YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • "the killer has been found with sperm in her ear"

    "well, looks like"

    *puts on sunglasses-

    "...she heard him cumming"

    YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

  • not only can he impersonate voices, he can impersonate facial expressions. that shit is crazy

  • "Jim, you're taking this too far."

    "Sorry, I guess I just got.."

    *shades*

    "...Carrey'd away."

    YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

  • "Sir Arnold Schwarzenegger was found dead"

    "Well it lookd like the Governator..."

    *puts on shades*

    "... has been terminated".

    YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH!

  • Sir it seems like your Xbox Live Account have been blocked.

    Well it seems like,

    *Puts on Shades*

    They didn't wanna play.

    YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • ''Sir, a man was beaten to death with a joystick''

    ''Well, it looks like..''

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ''..Someone wanted to play a game''

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHH

  • Sir, You did everything to get thumbs up on your comment..

    "well, looks like I am..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "a thumbs up Whore..."

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • sir while the judge was delivering the sentence the criminal jumped out at him with a shank and cut off his testicles.. and now we cant find them

    sounds to me like

    -puts sunglasses on-

    the ball is in his court

    YYYYEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • Sir the victom's phone was deep in his anus he barley survived

    'Well.. It looks like

    -puts sunglasses on-

    "He had a close call

    YYYYEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • @izzieking90  ??????

  • can't see red in like & dislike bar :)

  • "dead prostitute, sir"

    "you know what they say about blind prostitutes..."

    *sunglasses*

    "...you really have to hand it to them"

    YYYEEEE-

    "She wasn't blind though, sir"

    "can't I just tell a joke sometimes?

  • "apparently 6 was afraid of 7, sir"

    "cause 7..."

    *sunglasses*

    "ate 9"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­A­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!­!

  • "the chicken died while trying to cross the road, sir"

    "to get to..."

    *sunglasses*

    "...the other side"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • "Sir, it looks like the obese man was running to the paint store when he got killed!"¨

    "Well I guess..."

    Puts on sunglasses

    "... he didn't get any thinner."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • Horatio vs Chuck norris = EPIC

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  • Well I guess Jim...

    (sunglasses)

    ... "carried" that scene quite well!

    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

  • "Sir, Justin Bieber was killed right before his show.."

    "Well, looks like the killer..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "..was justin time".

    YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH !!!!

  • @malicecreep u sir get a thumbs down

  • @HotPocketsBoy Oh c'mon, that was my first Bieber joke i've ever written on youtube!

  • @malicecreep Lol

  • @malicecreep Epic!!

  • @malicecreep LOL! I normally hate Bieber haters for hating him for no reasons, but at least that shit was funny :P

  • Does Jim Carrey kinda look like Ozzy Osbourne?

  • I think I love the one's everyone is making up better than the one's from the show. Good work youtubers.